Chapter 100 Does Butt Still Hurt?
Yuan Man made it clear that this was revenge. Since Qin Mo's disappearance, she and Yu Ji have been very worried, and they have been almost desperate in recent days.

But what about Qin Mo?

I actually found a younger... no, it's an old, mature woman!

Moreover, he would not go back even if he got out of trouble, and pretended to be a couple of gods and immortals in this wild and wild land.

If she doesn't whip a few times firmly and take the opportunity to vent her anger, she won't be the eldest princess who dares to kick Hu Hai's ass behind Ying Zheng's back!

Ying Zheng had already noticed the abnormality, but looking at Qin Mo's distorted facial features, he nodded and stroked his beard, seemingly satisfied.

Cowardly baby should be hit!

As one of the executioners, Fusu was even more unkind once, pretending to be exhausted and saying: "I'm very weak after running around for my brother, my sister can execute the remaining five lashes on my behalf."

Qin Mo stared: "Huh?"

Snapped--

Qin Mo stared again: "Huh?!"

clap clap-

With whip after whip, Qin Mo seemed to have regained the fear of being dominated by his old mother's bamboo shoots and fried meat in his childhood in his previous life.

Snapped--

After Yuan Man beat the last whip, her pretty face was flushed and her cheeks were sweating, which made her feel refreshed.

Ying Zheng was also satisfied, and asked Qin Mo who was still saluting, "Do you know why I punished Yu Qing?"

Qin Mo said solemnly: "I know!"

Ying Zheng asked again: "Would you dare to be reckless next time?"

Qin Mo blurted out: "Next time!"

Yingzheng Dan's phoenix eyes suddenly widened: "Huh???"

Qin Mo immediately changed his words: "Next time I will definitely...not do it!"

Ying Zheng shook his head secretly and sighed, he knew Qin Mo's nature too well, needless to say, Qin Mo would correct and encourage some things.

But some things, said a hundred times a thousand times, most of the time when things come to an end, they still do it rashly!

"Stop pouting, it's free."

Ying Zheng waved his hand to ask Qin Mo to accept the courtesy, looked him up and down again, and asked, "I heard that Aiqing fought with the Crown Prince of the Ancient Panyu Kingdom, what was the outcome?"

"The minister ordered some thunderbolts to be used, and set up an ambush in a narrow valley, throwing stones at the Panyu prince and killing most of the Panyu army, and no one escaped." Qin Mo said succinctly.

Ying Zheng nodded appreciatively, and smiled at all the officials accompanying him, "That's true. If we don't find them, Qin Qing may really want to take over the land of Baiyue!"

All the officials slandered in their hearts, it was indeed a hammer, it was indeed a hammer.

I didn't know who it was before, but when I heard that Qin Xiang led more than a thousand Yue people to fight five times the enemy of the Panyu prince, he was shocked and angry and wanted to throw the table, clamoring to lead the army to support himself...

But seeing Ying Zheng's smiling face, all the officials were slandered in their hearts, but they were completely at ease: 【The one who can comfort the first emperor has to be Prime Minister Qin! 】

"Qin Xiang is worthy of being the number one warrior in China, invincible in all battles!"

All the officials cooperated very much in presenting rainbow farts to Qin Mo, but Qin Mo was very humble and dared not do it.

Ying Zheng was in a good mood, and after being ashore for a long time, his body gradually got used to it, so he said: "Set a grand banquet here on the shore, to clean up the dust for Aiqing, and reward the whole army with wine and food!"

"Here."

Zhao Xingxing rushed to accept the order and hurried to Zhang Luo.

……

Ying Zheng has been seasick these days, he vomited twice after eating one mouthful, and now it is rare to have an appetite, Huotoujun was so happy that he sent someone to ask Qin Mo for advice on how to cook seafood.

Then, the stuffing is chopped with noodles, the staple food of shrimp dumplings is wrapped, boiled with lamb bone soup, and served at the banquet to satisfy everyone's stomach first!
"The first emperor is face to face, the elders should pay attention to how they eat."

Qin Mo looked at the nine devouring witch chiefs beside him, and reminded in a low voice.

The nine shamans nodded in embarrassment: "I would like to obey the decree of the gods."

After finishing speaking, the speed of eating shrimp dumplings was not slowed down at all.

Qin Mo shook his head speechlessly. During these days, although he had also trained some young soldiers from the Yue people, he cooked meals for the nine clans who were under military control.

But after all, it lacks condiments, and also lacks that meticulousness. It is definitely not as delicious as the food cooked by the Imperial Guards!
"Aiqing's dress is really too dazzling, and it's no wonder that the tribes of Yue people respect Aiqing as a god."

Ying Zheng seemed to have heard the nine witch chiefs address Qin Mo, and sighed while eating the appetizing shrimp dumplings in sour soup.

Qin Mo bowed his hands in embarrassment: "I will make a pair of black bird golden dragon armor for your Majesty later. When I am introduced, I will be a god, and your majesty will be the emperor of heaven, and let all the tribes of Yue people worship it!"

Ying Zheng blinked Danfeng's eyes in astonishment, looked at Qin Mo's flamboyant silver armor and hesitated, "Is it suitable?"

"Suitable!"

Qin Mo nodded solemnly: "This will help Daqin conquer the land of Baiyue, rule millions of ancient Yue people, and make them abandon deification in the future."

"Since that's the case... the golden dragon armor of the mysterious bird should be more gorgeous."

Ying Zheng raised his mouth in shame, then changed the topic and said, "I think Aiqing has already planned to destroy the ancient country of Panyu, but do you need my [-] accompanying troops to join the battle?"

"You don't need to use it, and you can't use it!"

Qin Mo firmly shook his head and refused.

Ying Zheng was speechless. It was understandable that he didn't need to use it. Qin Mo was confident that he would win, but if he couldn't use it, it made people puzzled: "How do you explain Ai Qing's words?"

Qin Mo clasped his hands and said, "I commanded the tribes of the Yue people in the name of the gods to resist the tyrannical rule of the King of Panyu. In the final analysis, it was a civil war in the ancient country of Panyu."

"If foreign troops are invited to join the war, even the troops from the neighboring ancient country of Fulou, it will arouse the hatred of all the tribes in Panyu!"

Ying Zheng nodded suddenly: "Well, it makes sense... Then how should Aiqing behave in the future?"

Qin Mo organized his words a bit, and then replied: "With the prestige of a great victory, take down five thousand Panyu tribal troops, let the tribes they belong to fight together, build up the armor and train them to be young and strong."

"Then...then, repair the water conservancy, open up wasteland and cultivate land!"

Ying Zheng and Fu Su Yuanman, as well as all the officials who were listening, were confused by this twist: "???"

Even old Wang Ben was also surprised and said: "Don't you just go straight to Panyu Wangcheng and take advantage of the victory to destroy its ancestral temple?"

Fusu and Tu Sui Renxiao and other generals also said, "If you don't take advantage of the victory to destroy them, it will be another fierce battle when the King of Panyu gathers troops to attack again!"

All the civil servants nodded, agreeing with the words of the generals.

Only Ying Zheng nodded, then shook his head, as if he had realized something.

Looking at Qin Mo's previous achievements, except for the previous conquest against the barbarians outside the Great Wall, his hurricane rush killed and injured countless herdsmen.

During the period when the rest attacked the Six Kingdoms, since they were promoted to the rank of lieutenant and led the army alone, they combined attack and governance to the greatest extent, in order to restore production as quickly as possible in the captured lands, so that the people would return to obey the rule of Qin.

This is also the biggest reason why Ying Zheng frequently promotes and reuses Qin Mo!
And the land of Baiyue is also part of the unification war, so Qin Mo chose to fight steadily, which is also reasonable!
"My lords, the people of Baiyue are no different from the foreign races outside the Great Wall, and sooner or later they will be the people of Great Qin."

"If you just go to war and eat the meager wealth of the tribes of the Yue people, even if you can overthrow the rule of King Panyu, most of them will starve to death after the war. I don't want to do it!"

Qin Mo's answer was exactly the same as Ying Zheng's guess.

"Besides, the kings don't know that the old clans of the six countries have been restored in Baiyue, and the kings of the Yue people fought against them frequently, but they lost more than they won."

"The kings of the Yue people frantically squeezed the tribes under their rule under the loss of soldiers and generals. Not only did they recruit a large number of young and strong tribes, and sent them to the battlefield to die in vain.

"Thus, the tribes have long been dissatisfied with the rule of the kings."

"Great Qin only needs to send officials to govern the existing tribes as a savior, so that they have enough food and clothing. Those who have a permanent property have perseverance. The remaining tribes don't need to call and threaten, they just have to be moved."

"If the king of Panyu dares to mobilize the young and strong of the tribe to put down the rebellion, he is throwing himself into a trap, and he will definitely let him taste the taste of all the tribes turning against each other and reaping the consequences!"

Qin Mo confessed his heart roughly.

This is a road that Yingzheng never imagined. Danfeng's eyes became brighter the more he listened, and he said hesitantly: "In this way, our great Qin can push the boat along the river and bring the territory of the ancient country of Panyu into our territory!"

Fusu and a group of other generals also said, "We can do the same to the neighboring Fulou ancient country!"

The civil servants were even more excited, especially those who believed in Confucianism, and they all clapped their hands in admiration.

"Prime Minister Qin's strategy is really a response to the sky and the people!"

"It is really a great kindness to defeat the innocent with the right way!"

"The Yue people respect Qin Xiang as a god, it's not a loss..."

Qin Mo was delighted by this rainbow fart. Just at this time, the food and wine were on the table, so he raised the wine bottle and said, "Your Majesty, Your Highness, gentlemen, drink to win!"

"Drink wins!!!"

Yingzheng, Fusu and other officials all took up their wine bottles and drank to the brim.

"If we, the Yue people, can have enough food and clothing, we would like to return to the rule of the Great Qin forever, and only ask for kindness."

The nine shamans imitated the example, and then raised their wine bottles and poured them vigorously, and then their facial features shrank into a ball instantly.

Qin Mo said softly, "If you want to vomit, just vomit."

Puff puff--

As if they had been pardoned, the nine wizards spewed out the distilled wine they drank into their mouths, grabbed the dishes in front of them, and stuffed them into their mouths to calm down the hotness that was scratching their hearts and livers.

They are used to drinking fermented rice wine, but they really can't stand the ravages of distilled wine, even if it's soft royal wine that has been cellared!

"Hahaha……"

Seeing this, all the people at the banquet burst out laughing, even the Huo Toujun who were busy serving the dishes couldn't hold the plate steady.

When the joyous atmosphere subsided, Ying Zheng suddenly said to Qin Mo again: "Aiqing, if the Yue people tribe who surrendered to you were attacked by the Six Kingdoms Restoration Army, how should you deal with it? I heard that the uncle and nephew of the Xiang family are very difficult to deal with." Very good!"

Qin Mo was stunned for a moment, but then he smiled and said, "Your Majesty, don't be foolish. If the old tribes of the Six Kingdoms dare to provoke the tribes that surrendered, the Great Qin can send heavenly soldiers and generals to help in the battle. At that time, there must be no Yue people who would be disgusted with the reinforcements."

"Furthermore, it can deepen the Yue people's dependence on our Great Qin rule, and it can also allow our Qin army to take control of Baiyue as a matter of course."

Ying Zheng raised his head and took a sip of wine: "Very kind!"

Then he looked at Fusu and Baiguan and said: "You are also brainstorming to fill in the gaps for Qin Qing. You can write to me at any time. If you have something to say, you will reward it."

He is well aware of Qin Mo's habits, and he took the initiative to let the officials share it.

"Here!"

Fusu and all the officials shook hands.

……

……

A banquet didn't end until late at night, and the army had already camped on the shore, so Ying Zheng could finally sleep peacefully.

Qin Mo drank a lot, inspected the [-] tribal captives who had been escorted back, and went to rest in his tent.

"Your Majesty, shall we go back to Baozhu Village to station?" Zhang Liang asked the drunk Qin Mo in a low voice.

Qin Mo patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and said with a smile: "Are you so afraid? Let's stay here tonight with peace of mind, don't just walk around carelessly."

"but……"

"No. However, His Majesty knows that you are serving under my command, but has never asked about it. This is a tacit consent. We will talk about it tomorrow."

Qin Mo waved his hand, staggered away, leaving Zhang Liang with a helpless face.

Obviously, Qin Mo didn't intend to let Zhang Liang, the traitor, leave. He would never even think about leaving in this life!

……

The prime minister's tent was next to the emperor's tent, so it was very easy to find. Yu Ji and Lu Zhi, who had been waiting in the tent, saw Qin Mo come back reeking of alcohol, and hurriedly helped him take off his armor.

There are not only Yu Ji and Lu Zhi in the tent, but also Gongsunye and his grandchildren, including the little rhinoceros.

"The lord's favor, the Gongsun family will never be able to repay it!"

Gongsunye led his grandson and granddaughter to pay respects to Qin Mo, weeping.

Qin Mo stretched out his hand to support him: "It's a shame to say these things... but these two kids have experienced successive changes, aren't they frightened?"

Gongsunye wiped away the tears from the cloudy old eyes, and replied: "You are still ignorant, how can you know a lot, and then turn your head and play carelessly again."

Qin Mo rubbed the heads of the two children: "It's so good, it will save me from getting heart trouble at such a young age."

"It's getting late, we'll talk about it tomorrow, let's rest earlier."

"Here!"

Gongsun Ye led the two children out of the big tent and went to the small tent next to them to rest.

Qin Mo was dizzy, and allowed the two girls to undress him, and after being stripped naked, he also got into the bed steadily, and he was about to sleep.

Yu Ji and Lu Zhi looked at each other in blank dismay, the atmosphere was inexplicably awkward.

From the fact that the two women were undressing Qin Mo, they could tell that they both had a very close relationship with Qin Mo.

After all, even if the relationship is shallow, it is impossible to be calm and take off Qin Mo's big underpants!

However, if the relationship is deep, there is still an essential difference between the two women.

Yu Ji and Qin Mo are truly indistinguishable from each other. Although they are not husband and wife, they are better than husband and wife, or even relatives who depend on each other.

But Lu Zhi was different. She was used to everything when she took care of Qin Mo who had a concussion, so she was able to remain calm.

Ever since Qin Mo's health improved, there was no difference between her and Qin Mo.

As for why he took the initiative to surpass today, it was probably for Yu Ji to see!
"Servant, go fetch some hot water for the gentleman to wash before going to sleep."

"I'm going to make a pot of hot tea for the gentleman to save my thirst."

The two women were embarrassed for a while, and they actually spoke at the same time.

Then, even more embarrassing!
Qin Mo had already entered a half-asleep state, and didn't notice the embarrassment of the two women, so he waved his hands and said, "Go and come back, I'm so sleepy."

The two women looked at each other, and went out of the tent together to get busy.

As they left, the tent fell into silence, but after a while, there was the sound of light female footsteps.

Qin Mo thought that one of them had returned, and was about to speak in a daze, when a jade hand stretched into the bed: "Does your butt still hurt?"

Qin Mo shivered, turned over and sat up abruptly: "Why are you here? Don't mess around, the two of them will be back soon!"

(End of this chapter)

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