Daqin: The poorest prime minister, the first emperor begged me to corrupt

Although Liu Ji created the great Han foundation, he is fundamentally different from the Xiang family uncle or Zhang Liang.

He is a hero created by the times!
There is no Chen Sheng and Wu Guang, no uncles and nephews of the Xiang family, no anti-Qin patriots such as Zhang Liang and Fan Zeng, who stirred up the situation at the end of Qin and allowed him to ride the wind.

For most of his life, he was a slovenly village pavilion chief.

Perhaps, because of a feverish brain, he would release prisoners privately, nest in Mangdang Mountain as a bandit, and wait to be wiped out by the county soldiers...

This is also the reason why Qin Mo knew that the ancestor of the great man lived in Pei County, but never took the initiative to look for it.

Do not disturb, is the greatest respect.

But now, by accident, Liu Ji and a group of cronies seem to want to rely on him, and they can't do without disturbing him!

"To be a subject of my Hexi Kingdom, you need to have enough integrity. During your tenure as Pavilion Chief, did you commit any crimes?"

Qin Mo assumed the posture of a monarch and asked solemnly.

Facing Qin Mo's scrutiny, Liu Ji couldn't help shrinking his neck in guilt, but immediately straightened out his chest, and said carelessly, "Ji dare not lie to the lord, he has indeed done some stupid things in the past, but there are no major crimes." .”

"Besides, ever since His Majesty the First Emperor made his southern tour and started public trials of corrupt officials, everyone in Sishui County is trembling... If the officials who really committed crimes really committed crimes, they would have fled in fright..."

This is the truth. Yingzheng started the public trial mode since his southern tour to Nanyang County. At that time, it was really gods blocking and killing Buddhas, and Buddhas blocking and killing gods.

If Qin Mo hadn't disappeared back then, the next stop of Yingzheng Yujia would be Sishui County. Those dirty officials were so frightened that they fled and were also being cleaned up.

On the contrary, those who didn't escape, most of them were passable, such as Liu Ji!

"Over the past few years, Sishui County has changed its atmosphere. Even if the officials have committed some crimes, they have wiped their butts clean."

"Ji, of course I also wiped my butt clean, hehe~!"

At the end of Liu Ji's speech, he couldn't help laughing, somewhat a bit of a thief.

Old Lu Wen and the others couldn't help but smile when they saw his unreserved vigor.

Only Hu Le, the chief of Jinyiwei, had a face full of expressions of eating flies. When they were in the army, they exchanged the enemy's heads for military merit.

Now that the officials have wiped their butts clean, he and the robes have nothing to gain credit for!

"Liu Ji, we are here to congratulate you."

"If you don't have good wine and good meat today, I will not spare you..."

At this moment, shouts came from a distance, and everyone turned their heads to look, but it was a group of guys dressed as officials with high crowns and belts, coming with gifts.

Liu Ji's eyes lit up, and he immediately directed his friends and foxes around him: "Hurry up and greet you, gentlemen."

"okay."

The fox friends and dog friends agreed, and immediately went forward to receive the presents brought by He Xi.

And Liu Ji raised his hand to congratulate everyone and said: "I'm sorry, everyone, come and go, Ji is afraid."

The leader, a refined middle-aged man, saw Liu Ji's words, but he couldn't help laughing, and said: "People who want to start a family after all, are indeed much more stable."

Liu Ji cast his eyes and saw that the brothers had already accepted the presents, so he pulled his face to show a bad look, and said: "The marriage is over, and I won't be able to marry a wife today. Didn't Mr. Xiao see it, Mr. Lu?" Are you there?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the old Lu Wen who was beside him: "Mr. Lu came here because he was dismissed from my employment. From now on, he will not be called son-in-law, but brother!"

The elegant middle-aged man known as Xiao Zhuxuan turned to Mrs. Lu and bowed his hand, wanting to ask why he was dismissed, but he didn't say anything, but was stunned again, his eyes widened suddenly, looked at Liu Ji and said: " Since you are no longer married, why do you accept gifts from us?"

Liu Ji was surprised, and said angrily: "It's all delivered, so why not accept it?"

Master Xiao: "..."

Congratulations to everyone: "..."

Everyone was speechless, wanting to return the gift, but couldn't open their mouths, the scene was quite happy.

Qin Mo couldn't hold back anymore, and together with old Lu Wen and others, they all burst out laughing.

This ancestor of the big man is really a talent, so he can't accept it!
"You bastard, really... Since the gift is accepted, there should be wine and meat, right?" Master Xiao asked angrily.

He Xi and everyone also laughed and cursed: "If you don't feed us enough today, you will be hammered to death!"

Liu Ji quickly bowed his hands to beg for forgiveness: "Don't be anxious, gentlemen, there is plenty of wine and meat, just keep your fill."

"However, there are distinguished guests here, and I still need to introduce them to the princes."

Xiao Zhuzhen and his companions were stunned for a moment, but then laughed and cursed: "A dog's stomach can't hide two taels of meat oil, how can you have a distinguished guest? Don't delay, set up a banquet quickly!"

Liu Ji was not annoyed when he heard their teasing, he just straightened his back, bowed his hands to Concubine Yu and said, "This beautiful woman is the righteous daughter of His Majesty the First Emperor, and so is Princess Huayu."

After saying that, he raised his hand to Qin Mo and said, "There is this one, who is the Prime Minister of our Great Qin, Marquis Zhenguo Che, and the Lord of Hexi Kingdom."

"Now that I, Fan Kuai, Lu Wan, Zhou Bo and other brothers, have been appreciated by Prime Minister Qin, we will go to Hexi Kingdom to become officials in the future... If you send gifts, it's to celebrate my promotion, isn't it just right!"

He seemed to be afraid that Qin Mo would not admit it, so he deliberately publicized the fact that he and his cronies were going to be officials in the Hexi Kingdom.

By the way, let receiving gifts become justifiable, so that everyone will not feel distressed all the time!

Xiao Zhuxuan and others had noticed Qin Mo and Yu Ji who were dressed in extraordinary clothes.

Especially the Jinyiwei behind Qin Mo, although he was wearing the clothes of the common people in the head of Guizhou, but he carried a sword and a bow on his back, exuding an evil spirit, and he looked like a sharp soldier of the Qin army.

Therefore, they didn't doubt that Liu Ji was talking nonsense, so they hurriedly bowed their hands and said: "My servants, please meet Qin Prime Minister! Meet Princess Huayu!"

Qin Mo and Yu Ji returned the salute with hands in hand: "You don't need to be too polite."

Liu Ji shook his head as he watched from the sidelines, secretly thinking that everyone would not come, what kind of word is "officials and others"?

If you don't report your names, how can you leave an impression in Guo Xiang's heart, do you want to be a servant for the rest of your life?
"Master...His Royal Highness...Let me introduce you."

While Liu Ji was complaining in his heart, he was already actively recommending others for Qin Mo and Yu Ji.

He first pointed to the head of the leader, Lord Xiao, and said: "This Lord Xiao is the chief official of this county, the head of all officials. His surname is Xiao and his name is He. name."

It was undoubtedly Xiao He!
Liu Ji then pointed to the stable middle-aged man next to him: "This is the jailer of this county, who is in charge of the middle prison in the county, surnamed Cao and named Can, he is also a virtuous person who is proficient in the law, and is praised by the villagers for his impartiality and selflessness. "

But it was Cao Shen of Xiao Gui Cao Sui!
"This is the governor of the stables of this county, the postman of the carriage and horse station in Zhang County, surnamed Xiahou and named Ying..."

Liu Ji didn't mind wasting his mouth, and introduced everyone to Qin Mo and Concubine Yu one by one, and his words were full of praise.

Qin Mo, a half-hearted Internet historian, only knows four of them, Xiao He, Cao Can, Xia Houying, and Zhou Fu, and has no impression of the rest.

However, it is for sure, no matter whether he recognizes it or not, these people were Liu Jiqi's team at that time!

As for Xiao He and the others, seeing Liu Ji praising Qin Mo and Yu Jian so hard in front of them, they were greatly moved.

The depression that Liu Jiqiang had accepted the gift earlier dissipated in an instant!
This is probably Liu Ji's ability. The reason why he can win people's hearts is that he can do things. At that time, Xiang Yu held power and refused to delegate it, but he had a lot of officials and titles, and the princes were willing to follow him to resist Xiang Yu. .

At this time, this character advantage is reflected!
After Qin Mo waited for him to introduce the people of Pei County, he also introduced Zhang Liang, Kui and other nine people to them.

As for Hu Le, head of Jinyiwei, Qin Mo did not introduce him.

Well, as spies, if they were on the bright side, they would not be far from being laid off...

After everyone got acquainted, Liu Bang wanted to host a banquet for Xiao He and others, so Qin Mo planned to leave.

After all, he will preside over the review of officials tomorrow, so it is better to keep a distance from these people and avoid suspicion.

But what kind of person is Liu Ji?
The future lord is face to face, and the opportunity is once in a thousand years. Whatever he says, he wants to bring Qin Mo into the house, and it's close to him!

He didn't dare to directly invite Qin Mo and Yu Ji to a banquet at home, so he winked at a group of cronies, and pulled old Lu Wen, Zhang Liang and others back home to have a banquet.

Old Lu Wen and Zhang Liang couldn't refuse, so they had no choice but to pull Qin Mo along.

In this way, Liu Ji's roundabout tactics were perfectly achieved, and Qin Mo and Yu Ji became his guests!

Including Lu Xiaomei, she had to follow old Lu Wen and return to Liu Bang's house again...

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Although Liu Ji is unmarried, he has his own farm and house, and he has separated from Liu Tai Gong.

However, Liu Ji is also famous for his idleness.

Therefore, a separated family is the same as no separated family. Brothers help take care of the ration field, and all the food and drink are in Liu Taigong's house.

His marriage this time was also arranged at Liu Taigong's house, or at the elder sister-in-law's house. It's just that Yu Ji and Lu Yan came to break up the marriage before, and the good wedding event failed, and the neighbors and relatives had already dispersed.

Mr. Liu didn't understand what was going on, he only knew that Liu Ji couldn't marry a wife, so he was so angry!

After Liu Ji led everyone into the house, he yelled for his widowed elder sister-in-law to prepare for the day, but instead of using wine and meat, she cooked it hot and served it to entertain the distinguished guests.

"Naughty beast, you almost pissed your father off to death, why are you still in the mood to eat and drink with your friends?"

With the support of his wife and eldest daughter-in-law, Liu Taigong came out of the house, pointed at Liu Ji's nose and cursed.

The old man married twice in his life and had four sons and a daughter.

Unfortunately, the eldest son died early, leaving orphans and widows, and now lives with Liu Taigong and his wife.

The eldest daughter has been married for many years.

The second son is down-to-earth and capable, and the fourth son is also diligent and studious.

Only Liu Ji, who is the third eldest, is not worry-free. Whenever Liu Taigong is in a hurry, he really regrets not putting him on the wall back then...

"Father, don't be angry~!"

Liu Ji hurriedly stepped forward to appease the furious Taigong Liu, and said, "I really have distinguished guests to entertain at this moment, and they are Qin Mo, the Prime Minister of our Great Qin Dynasty, and Princess Huayu, the adopted daughter of His Majesty the First Emperor."

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How could Liu Taigong believe his nonsense, he immediately raised his crutches and beat him, cursing while beating him back: "You beast, it's better to lie than you lie... The prime minister of the shit, the princess of the shit..."

Qin Mo: "..."

Concubine Yu: "..."

Your son is lying, why scold us?
But when everyone heard Liu Taigong blatantly insulting the Prime Minister and the Princess, they were so frightened that they could barely pee, and rushed forward to pull the father and son away.

Xiao He didn't care about Ruya anymore, so he directly covered Taigong Liu's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Liu Ji didn't lie, it was Qin Xiang and Princess Huayu who really came."

Old Lu Wen also said: "My father-in-law...not...old brother Liu...nor...Old Liu, you can take care of yourself, can the Prime Minister and the Princess be scolded casually?"

As he spoke, he quietly pointed to Qin Mo and Concubine Yu who were outside the crowd, and said, "That's Prime Minister Qin and Princess Huayu!"

Liu Taigong finally calmed down after being flanked by two people.

He didn't believe what the evil beast said, but he had to believe what these two said!
Grandpa Liu pushed aside Xiao He's hand covering his mouth, looked at Qin Mo and Concubine Yu who were outside the crowd, and stammered, "Really... really Prime Minister Qin and Princess?"

Old Lu Wen and Xiao He nodded together: "It's more accurate than a needle!"

Liu Taigong blinked, then rolled his eyes upwards, and fainted.

Scolding the Prime Minister and the princess as shit, or scolding in front of their faces, is really beyond the limit of the old man's psychology!

Seeing that Lao Tzu was unconscious from the shock, Liu Ji was also startled, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to sniff.

After a while, he breathed a sigh of relief with a strange expression, and asked his mother to help the old man who was obviously pretending to be dizzy back to the bedroom, and then said to the widowed sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, warm up the wine and cook the meat, hurry up and entertain the distinguished guests."

Widowed sister-in-law didn't dare to be negligent, she nodded her head and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go right away."

Liu Ji, the widowed sister-in-law, is actually not easy. First, she has to take care of her two elders, and second, she has to raise her son.

However, Liu Ji is still a scumbag, not only considerate of her difficulties as a widowed sister-in-law, but also often brings a group of cronies to eat and drink.

Later, Liu Ji created the foundation of the Han Dynasty, and a bunch of kings with different surnames were conferred, but the eldest brother's son was not conferred a title.

Even if the eldest brother's son has made great contributions to calming the chaos, he will not grant him a knighthood.

It wasn't until Liu Taigong couldn't stand it anymore and put up his old face to ask for rewards for his eldest grandson that Liu Ji gave his eldest brother's son a title of Gengjiehou.

And the meaning of this Gengjiehou, in a popular translation, is 'the meat soup is out of waiting', in order to satirize the widow's wife, who did not give him and his cronies to eat meat soup back then...

Therefore, the blind nature of the ancestors of the big man is irrefutable, and the fuck is really fucked!
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The sister-in-law of the Liu family got into the kitchen to work, and Liu Bang's cronies and friends began to set up table tables in the courtyard.

Qin Mo, Zhang Liang and others stepped forward to help, and Yu Ji also got into the kitchen to help cook.

But this scene made Xiao He, Liu Bang and others look at each other in blank dismay, including old Lu Wen and Lu Xiaomei, who were also stunned.

Only those Jinyi guards who were born as sharp soldiers in the Qin army probably knew Qin Mo's temperament more or less, so after a little dazed, they were relieved and stepped forward to help.

"Tsk tsk, did you see that, why don't you say that she is the chancellor of the country and the adopted daughter of the first emperor, but we are just servants... A truly virtuous person will never stand tall and regard himself as a great sage!"

Liu Ji pursed his lips, and said hesitantly to Xiao He.

Xiao He glanced at him dumbly, and thought that you, a dog, can always spit out two ivory from time to time, which sounds like a novelty.

At this time, old Lu Wen also patted Lu Xiaomei, and said, "Go and learn from Princess Huayu, don't be blah blah blah all day."

Lu Xiaomei really wanted to say, but Yu Ji was even more bluffing, and she was very fierce. When she came to destroy the marriage earlier, she almost stabbed Liu Ji to death with a sword.

But as a little girl, she naturally wouldn't speak ill of Yu Ji, and as a daughter, she couldn't disobey her father's orders, so she hurried into the kitchen to help cook.

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Qin Mo had a meal of wine and meat at Liu Ji's house, and left when it was getting dark, and when he rushed back to old Lu Wen's house, it was already full moon.

Lu Zhi of Yuan Man, who was waiting at home, probably already knew that things were going well, and when the group of people came back, they didn't say much.

The next day, just after dawn, Hu Le, head of Jinyiwei, came to Qin Mo's gate to ask for an audience, and asked him to rush to the Peixian County Government Office to preside over the official review.

Qin Mo put on his clothes and opened the door, looked at Hu Le who was doing the petition and said, "Do you know who deserves the most death?"

Hu Le was taken aback by the question, and hesitantly said: "The general thinks that corrupting the law... oppressing the good... deserves death."

Qin Mo shook his head and said quietly: "The guy who disturbs people's sleep and back to sleep is the most damned, the kind who cuts corpses apart!"

Hu Le: "..."

Hu Le shrank his neck, but couldn't laugh or cry.

This Great Qin Prime Minister is really different.

No wonder there have been rumors recently that the number one warrior in the world who left the barracks is a big lazy bastard who is lazy in government affairs!

Later, Qin Mo rode out of Lu's house on a sweaty white horse, surrounded by Jin Yiwei, and went straight to the Pei County Government Office.

The officials in Pei County already knew that Qin Mo was in Pei County, and he was extraordinarily diligent today, so they came here early, and there was no shortage of them.

Including, Xiao He, Cao Can and others who had dinner together in Zhongyangli yesterday were also there.

After Qin Mo appeared in the government office, everyone put down their official duties and came out of the duty room to pay respects: "The lower officials (lower officials) and others, pay respects to Prime Minister Qin."

"Everyone is polite, don't be rigid."

Qin Mo returned the gift with his hands in his arms, and when everyone accepted the gift, he suddenly yawned and asked, "Are you hungry?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing how to answer.

Only Xiao He, Cao Can and the others could not help but laugh. They drank with Qin Mo yesterday, and they already knew Qin Mo a little bit.

Well, although he is not as generous as Liu Ji, but when he is drunk, he is even more nonsensical than Liu Ji, and he always says things that make people puzzled!

"The subordinate officials are now going to order the kitchen of the government office to cook breakfast for Prime Minister Qin."

Xia Houying saluted with great eyesight, and then ran quickly to the back office.

Qin Mo shouted from behind: "Just rice porridge, clear your stomach."

"okay."

Xia Houying agreed without looking back.

Qin Mo and other officials sat in the lobby of the government office and waited. No one spoke, because... Qin Mo kept yawning.

About half an hour later, Xia Houying came back with several kitchen servants, and brought a large pot of white rice porridge and dozens of sets of bowls and chopsticks.

Rice porridge is not only for Qin Mo, but for everyone!
So, Qin Mo began to concentrate on drinking rice porridge again, Xiao He and others who knew him were at ease, and drank porridge with him.

But the rest of the officials were shocked by Qin Mo's 'powerful and unpredictable aura', and they felt that they were cutting flesh with soft knives, and they had already begun to feel like they were sitting on pins and needles!