Daqin: The poorest prime minister, the first emperor begged me to corrupt

Chapter 250
The point is, the die-hard Wu Zhu is deeply in crisis of credit bankruptcy, but Qin Mo is relentlessly chasing after him. In one issue after another of the "Charity Fund Use List", he uses the name of the donated sage to make the die-hards become legal. Wu Zhu, go to the medical center for training.

He used the serialized Journey to the West to attract people's attention to the charity list, and after each serialization of Journey to the West, he added many easy-to-understand medical stories.

Among them, there are short stories about popularizing basic health knowledge to the people, and there are also medical stories about medical clinics and new witches treating the people.

In these stories, the stubborn Wu Zhu usually appears as a negative example. The mystical medicine they uphold and the extremely unprofessional medical and health operations have been repeatedly criticized!

This makes the die-hard Wu Zhu, a bit like the Chinese medicine practitioners of later generations, who obviously has many merits, but is slandered by vested interest groups.

Even if the common people know that they are not that miserable, they still choose the medical center immediately when they have an injury or illness, and choose the new school of witches who have received training!

The die-hard witches found that using love to generate electricity could not restore their reputation. Instead, because they paid for medical supplements out of their own pockets, their savings shrunk, and they were even struggling to live. Finally, they began to compromise with reality...

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South County, Anlu County.

Sweating profusely in Zhonghe's fright, holding the crying little girl in her arms, she found the second eldest brother Hei Fu who had just been assigned to the Yamen.

"Good girl, don't cry, let the second uncle hug..."

Seeing the little niece, Hei Fu laughed with a big black face and turned into a chrysanthemum. He took the swaddle with both hands carefully and teased him, and then said in surprise to his elder brother Zhong and his third brother: "My niece has just been born for less than a month, and her body is still very delicate. If you come to the county town from far away, what should you do if you are caught by the wind?"

The little girl that the third child Jing and his wife miss was born a month ago.

Their brothers gave birth to a litter of sons, and finally ushered in such a little girl, she was really afraid of falling in her hands, and afraid of melting in her mouth, like the apex of the heart!
Zhong wiped the hot sweat off his head, and said anxiously: "Second brother, my daughter has been crying since yesterday. Our mother said that she might have offended a ghost, so she asked us to bring her to the county to see if we can find a The famous great witch Zhu, pray to dissolve it!"

Hei Fu was stunned when he heard the words, and finally found that the crying voice of the little niece was a little hoarse, but he frowned and said in distress: "How can you believe in ghosts and gods, but let the doctor see it?"

Zhong nodded and explained: "I went to the village medical center to see it. It was said that it was food accumulation and flatulence. It would be better if you rub your belly more. My daughter is too young to use medicine or medicine, but...it still hasn't improved to this day, so my mother said Said that it seems to have collided with ghosts and gods, Xun Wuzhu will show it."

Hei Fu suddenly realized that he was not an atheist, but said angrily, "It's not that there are no witches in Xiyang, and he came all the way to the county seat, isn't this a delay?!"

Jing hurriedly answered with a wry smile: "Second brother, it's not that you don't know that our old witch Zhu in Xiyang has long lost his divinity and is not effective at all...Recently, he has received training in the medical center. The sky regards itself as a healer, and there is still a bit of witchcraft there, if he is allowed to perform prayers and sacrifices, it may not be as effective as mine~!"

Hei Fu was completely speechless, and without further delay, he hugged his crying little niece, led his elder brother and younger brother, and went to find the famous great witch Zhu in the city.

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The three brothers turned around and came to a remote house.

Hei Fu hugged his crying niece to his third brother, stepped forward and knocked on the door knocker. It took a long time before a boy with braids opened a crack in the door, rubbing his sleepy eyes, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Heifu raised his hands and said, "The baby in the family has collided with ghosts and gods, please come and ask Dawu Zhou to pray and sacrifice."

The little boy's eyes lit up, and he immediately said energetically, "Please come in quickly, please come in quickly, my master did a divination this morning and said that he must do ghosts and gods, so it turned out to be fulfilled in your child..."

This is talking nonsense with your eyes open, and everything is just to keep the guests.

The three brothers didn't know that the little boy had already learned the truth about Wu Zhu's deceit, they actually took it seriously when they heard the words, their spirits were cheered up, and they followed the little boy into the house.

However, when the three brothers followed Xiao Tong to the reception hall and saw the old Wu Zhu, they were all taken aback.

Wu Zhu pursues mysticism, and she always dresses strangely and weirdly. The bigger Wu Zhu is, the more she is like this, making people feel awe at the first sight.

But the big witch Zhou in front of the three brothers was wearing a clean plain linen robe, his head was also wrapped in linen, and even his mouth and nose were covered with a cloth scarf. appearance?

With this outfit, she looked more like a doctor in a hospital!
Moreover, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the three brothers seemed to smell him, as if there was the willow branch disinfectant used in the medical clinic.

"Junior Anlu County Prison Citron Heifu, Zhou Dawu is very polite."

Heifu suppressed the strange feeling in his heart, and bowed his hands to the old witch to wish him a goodbye.

The old witch Zhu was still putting on airs, but when he heard that he was an official in the government, his eyebrows twitched immediately, and he stopped putting on airs. He saluted back with his hands, then looked at the crying baby girl, and said: "I heard from my apprentice that this baby has run into a ghost, can you go to the medical center to see it?"

Nodding in surprise, he replied: "I have gone to the doctor to see it, and the doctor said it was just caused by flatulence and food accumulation, but since yesterday, it has not improved... My mother looks more like she has run into a ghost, so she invited Zhou Dawu Pray for resolution."

The old witch Zhu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't just come here to fish and enforce the law.

So, the relaxed old Wu Zhu stopped talking nonsense, went back inside and put on Wu Zhu's battle robe again, put on a hideous ghost face and horns, beat a small bronze drum in his hand, and began to dance around the troubled baby girl. , muttering words like epilepsy.

Perhaps it was the strange behavior of the old witch Zhu, which seemed funny to the baby, and the crying of the little girl gradually stopped.

When the old witch Zhu went crazy, the little girl even let out a giggle.

Seeing that the old witch wished it so effective, the three brothers couldn't help being amazed and admiring.

Jing already took out the money ticket from his bosom, and when the old witch Zhu finishes dancing, he will give it to him as a reward for his hard work.

The old witch Zhu also seemed to have discovered the money ticket in Jing's hand, and immediately danced harder, and the recurrence of epilepsy was not enough to describe his madness.

thump—

After a long while, the old witch Zhu slammed a heavy note on the tambourine, and finally stopped the mad dog version of the crazy dance.

The hall instantly fell silent!
Jing held the money ticket in both hands, and wanted to express his thanks.

But at this moment, the giggling little girl, seeing that the old witch Zhu was not in a frenzy, curled her mouth again and began to cry: "Wow..."

The action of handing over the money ticket stopped immediately.

Zhong and Heifu looked suspiciously at Old Wu Zhu.

What happened?
Haven't the ghosts and gods been driven away?
The old witch Zhu was also a bit confused, but he was experienced enough, so he was not embarrassed, and immediately yelled into the air: "What a wicked beast, you don't know good and bad, so I invited Zhenjun Erlang to kill you~! "

So, the crazy dance continued, even more crazy than before.

The three brothers blinked, and then looked at each other with strange expressions.

So what is Erlang Zhenjun, is it in the Journey to the West, who fought back and forth with Sun Dasheng, Guanjiangkou Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun named Yang Jian?
By the way, isn't that a god made up by Prime Minister Daqin?
This is too unreliable, will it work?

Well, it seems that it can really work, because the little girl actually stopped crying, and looked at the old witch Zhu who was dancing around her, and burst into laughter again!
But when the old witch Zhutiao was out of breath and stopped being mad, the little girl curled her mouth again, and the crying sounded again.

Three Brothers:"……"

The three brothers looked at the old witch Zhu suspiciously, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun and Sun Dasheng could fight back and forth, couldn't they kill the little evil god and dirty ghost?

Is it because you don't have enough magic power and business ability, so you didn't invite Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun?
"Huh...cough cough cough...huh..."

Facing the suspicious eyes of the three brothers, the old witch Zhu was panting like a broken bellows, unable to even utter an explanation.

Haotian God, after jumping like this, this old bone will be exhausted!
"Old man, I'm afraid you are tired today, otherwise, let's change."

Grinning in surprise, he hesitated to suggest.

The old witch Zhu glanced at the money note in his hand, immediately shook his head violently, then took off his colorful war robe, and took off his ghost face and horns, revealing the outfit that resembled a doctor. A pair of gut gloves: "Today, the old man must cure this baby~!"

He got angry, and stepped forward to undo the swaddling clothes, revealing the fluttering and crying little girl, and started fiddling with the little guy's limbs with his hands in gut gloves.

Hei Fu's black face darkened when he saw it, and he stepped forward to stop him: "Bold, you can't kill my child..."

But Zhong He Jing was Qi Qi reaching out to stop Hei Fu, and explained with a twitching face: "Don't worry, the old man is not trying to hurt your daughter, this kind of fiddling with the limbs is just... a method of exhausting gas specially used by medical clinics for babies with flatulence That's how the doctor taught us to relieve flatulence for our daughter yesterday, but we learned how to swallow jujubes whole, which is definitely not as skillful as the old senior."

Hei Fu was stunned, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.

No wonder this week's big witch, dressed like a doctor in a medical hall, seems to have gone to the medical hall for training secretly.

In other words, wasn't he the most against the hospital some time ago?
They even spread everywhere that the medical clinic disrespects ghosts and gods, and that sooner or later they will be punished by gods, which caused the magistrate of Anlu a headache. He sent several people to warn him not to go too far.

After all, in Daqin, witches who curse people will be punished!

puff--

Hei Fu was not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but the little girl suddenly let out a loud fart under the old Wu Zhu's teasing.

The old witch Zhu remained expressionless, and continued to repeat several movements of fiddling with his limbs, bending his legs, expanding his chest, crossing his legs and expanding his chest, then bent his legs in front of his chest, and swayed his little butt in a circle.

Puff... puff... puff...

I did a set of exhaust exercises several times, and the little girl was like a doll leaking air, farting one after another.

In the end, there was even a pile of dried cakes, and the stench filled the entire hall.

But the little girl stopped crying and yawned, regardless of the shit on her butt, she fell into a deep sleep in no time!
"call……"

The old witch Zhu heaved a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground in exhaustion.

The three brothers were overjoyed, holding the money ticket in both hands, and handing it to the old witch Zhu: "The old man has worked hard, and the younger generation is grateful!"

"Well."

The old witch Zhu nodded, and his young apprentice stepped forward to accept the money ticket happily.

He took out a cotton diaper and wanted to wipe the poop on the little girl's butt, but the old Wu Zhu stretched out his hand to stop him, and directly squeezed a piece of dry cake, put it in front of his eyes, and he didn't think it smelled bad.

"Did you feed the baby these few days?"

The old witch Zhu looked at it for a while, then raised his head and asked.

Nodding in a hurry, he explained: "My wife doesn't have enough milk, and I'm afraid the baby won't be full, so I boiled soft and rotten rice porridge, and occasionally feed it as a supplementary food."

The old witch Zhu Huanran threw away the dung in his hand, took off the gut gloves by the way, and said in his mouth: "The baby is too young, eat too early, the stomach cannot be digested, it is harmful and not beneficial."

"If you want to feed porridge water, it's not enough to be soft and rotten. You need to boil rice oil. The baby only eats rice oil, and it can probably be digested."

"Of course, if conditions permit, it is best to breastfeed the child. If the mother's milk is insufficient, she will feed it with goat's milk or cow's milk. Be careful that the milk is clean. If it is not clean, boil it to cool it down before feeding it to the baby."

This old witch, Zhu, was well-known in the past, relying on his medical skills, and he often encountered such infants and patients, who were hugged by foolish men and women to pray for resolution.

Therefore, it is reasonable and well-founded to talk freely at this time, more like a doctor than a doctor.

Of course, in the past, he must have engaged in mysticism, saying that feeding cow or goat milk can exorcise evil spirits, save people and bluff people...

"Thank you for your advice, senior, this junior understands."

Jing nodded while listening, and finally took out a few money notes from his arms, and handed them to the little boy next to him who was looking at his master with admiration.

Heifu also apologized for his previous recklessness: "The old man's medical skills are probably far behind that of many doctors in the county's traditional Chinese medical center. He should really work in the medical center to benefit his father's hometown in the county."

The old witch wished to be obedient and listened to the sound. He knew that he was secretly receiving training in the medical center. The black-faced county magistrate spotted him, so he waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I have served ghosts and gods all my life. I don’t want to change it.”

"Besides, the old man serving ghosts and gods does not hinder the practice of medicine. The shamans in the county all go to practice medicine. There must be no one to do it when there are big sacrifices and sacrifices. The ancestors must not neglect."

Heifu raised his hands with great emotion and said: "What the old man said is that the important affairs of the country are in the hands of sacrifices and soldiers, and the ancestors must not be neglected..."

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The fact that the stubborn Wu Zhu secretly received training in the medical center could not be hidden from Qin Mo, the person in charge of the government-run medical center, and the medical centers all over the country had already reported it.

Seeing that his hard work was not in vain, Qin Mo felt relieved, and then decided to serialize Journey to the West... It's too much trouble.

If you have that time, let’s get ready and accompany us on the journey to the west to salute.

The autumn harvest is over, and Yujia may leave at any time, so if you don't pay attention, you can't do it.

In addition, there are two children from the Fusu family, Dan Shu and Zi, who have already moved in to live with Qin Mo, let alone not paying attention!

(End of this chapter)