ferocious for the rest of my life

Chapter 109
"What? Eight hundred? Even if you find an escort girl who has a driver's license and can drive, it won't cost that much, right?"

Yu Sheng was really surprised, although he didn't know the market of escort girls.

However, Salina's focused eyes became sharper, and Hillier, who was leaning against the head of the bed before, also straightened up.

Realizing that something was going to happen, Yu Sheng put on an even more angry posture. "What? Am I wrong? All I need is a driver who has a driver's license and can drive! I'm leaving now and I can come back before dinner. The cost of renting a car is mine. I don't need a tour guide, let alone a bodyguard, let alone you With such a small body, it’s not sure who will protect who if something happens!"

"Don't change the subject! What do you take me for? An escort girl?"

"What? Escort girl? Have you made a mistake? Don't think you can change concepts because I don't speak my mother tongue! I'm not bragging. In some professional fields, my vocabulary is even greater than the two of you. There are many more, even more than the two of you have ever heard..."

Hillier cast his eyes on Salina, and seeing the other party's expression also seemed a little suspicious, he said. "Could it be that what he meant was a traveling partner? But the word he used was obviously an escort girl?"

Salina also frowned. "I also heard very clearly that it was the escort girl..."

His palms seemed to be sweating, but Yu Sheng became more and more angry. "

When can a Travel partner be understood as an escort girl?ah?

Travel is a long-distance trip, and partner is a companion. Is it possible to form new words according to the standard of word synthesis and become an escort girl?Is your English taught by your physical education teacher? "

"Ah? Can it still be superimposed like this?" Hillier felt strange. Seeing Yu Sheng looked surprised and angry, he was a little uncertain for a while. "Travel means travel and travel, but the problem is that once it is connected with a partner, it refers to an escort girl. A slip of the tongue? Or is it intentional? It can't really be taught like this, right?"

"Is it possible?" Salina was not convinced. "I heard that they learn the British style. The usage and interpretation of certain words are very different from the American style, and there are many rules of word formation, but the problem is that the British style should not be like this. Absurd way of word formation, right? I don’t think the probability of slips of the tongue is high, is it really intentional?”

Hillier was puzzled. "To humiliate us?"

"Intentional? Humiliation? You two really have too much brains, right?" Yu Sheng curled his lips. "Although I only came into contact with English in the seventh grade, my learning ability, especially in language, is quite strong. I learn how to teach in school. Don't insult my IQ, okay?"

"Simple! Isn't it something that can be figured out with a phone call?" Hillier snapped his fingers. "I'm going to call now! See what's going on..."

Seeing that Yu Sheng didn't care at all, and instead acted like he was wronged, Salina also stopped Hillier back. "Forget it, it's meaningless to worry about it. Whether it's a slip of the tongue or intentional, we're talking about business now, don't let him have a chance to change the subject..."

Yu Sheng was eager to end this topic quickly.

A driver's license is required to rent a car, and a driver who is familiar with the traffic conditions in San Francisco is also required. Yu Sheng originally planned to accept either the cute and cute Salina or the heroic Hillier, no matter which one is acceptable, but unexpectedly The final result turned out to be that the two really entered and exited together, inseparable, the original intention failed, but they still accepted the fait accompli of being blackmailed, rented a car, opened the road, and a sudden downpour made them drive away The speed of the city dropped sharply.

Even Salina didn't trust her driving skills, let alone driving a rented van. Hillier replaced Salina, and when he noticed the road sign pointing to Cotati, he realized that Yu Sheng, who was pushed to the back row, slept soundly...

After changing gears, Hillier sighed. "Is it a pig? Why do you sleep when you get in the car?"

"Even a pig can't sleep, right?"

Hillier gave a thumbs up to express her approval, accelerated, braked suddenly, and after several times, she was praised by Yu Sheng for her excellent driving skills. She raised her right hand and made an OK gesture, and then she stopped complacently. make trouble.

In America, thousands of miles away, I actually experienced the feeling of riding a tractor on a rugged mountain road. I was unhappy for the rest of my life, but the accelerator and brake were controlled by Hillier. The protest was invalid, so I had to give up the idea of ​​sleeping all the way to San Francisco... …

Salina has seen but never ridden a tractor, so she is a little curious. "How does it feel to drive?"

"Severe bumps, the kind that can be spit out overnight. I want to chat but my teeth keep fighting, and I accidentally bite my tongue," said Yu Sheng, who adjusted his seat belt and patted the headrest of the front seat with some emotion. . "Fortunately, I didn't rent a fully enclosed bus, otherwise the car would be filled with the smell of all kinds of vomit. Those who don't get motion sickness will soon know what other people have eaten. Durian is the easiest As far as I can distinguish, the smell of leeks is the most pungent, and soon the car is full of all kinds of vomit, pool after pool, gathered together and flowing quietly in the car..."

"Uh...don't say it! It's disgusting..."

Salina covered her ears and screamed.

Parked the car on the side of the road, the two girls retched for a long time holding the window of the car, Hillier turned his head and glared at Yu Sheng, and clenched his fists when he saw that he was still innocent!
Good men do not fight with women……

Yu Sheng gave up his resistance but firmly denied that it was intentional. The flashing police lights of the patrol car not far away forced the van to get back on the road.

"Why do you sleep when you get in the car?"

"What else can you do if you don't sleep?"

"Chatting, looking at the scenery, doing anything is better than sleeping, right?"

Yu Sheng thought that when he got in the car, he would either be flirting, or feeding each other fancy abuse dogs, how could he be in the mood to chat or enjoy the scenery when staying with you two lesbian couples?
Too lazy to speak, Yu Sheng simply closed his eyes. "Not interested in."

"Come on, let's guess the crossword puzzle? Didn't you say that you have more vocabulary than the two of us combined?"

"Not interested in……"

"Twenty knives! Twenty dollars for the correct guess and ten dollars for the wrong guess, pay now!"

Yu Sheng didn't even have the interest in raising his eyelids, seeing that Hillier was still a little eager to try. "Children's tricks, no interest..."

"Double! Rotate the questions!"

Is this determined not to let people live in peace?

In order to settle the 82 cases of [-]-year-old Lafite, the cost of renting a car is only [-], not to mention the driver's fee of [-], and it is necessary to pay all the round-trip expenses, including but not limited to snacks and drinks. As for those who feel heartache but Yu Sheng is an unbeliever, he sighed and said. "One hundred for a correct guess, fifty for a wrong guess!"

"make a deal!"

Salina proudly cast her eyes on Hillier, and she was really happy to see him, so she started to ask questions. "What is the poorest bank in the world?"

(End of this chapter)