Duke of Herrington
Chapter 111 The Beginning
Chapter 111 The Beginning ([-])
At the same time, the three wives and a cat walked back to the bedroom together, talking and laughing.
Along the way, Xiaoguai was hugged by Lilia, took a breath of fresh air outside, and walked around a lot!Although I didn't exercise much, I was still very tired!
When I get home, the first thing I do is point to the snacks in the glass case and meow loudly: "I'm hungry!"
Only then did Ted notice that the puppet cat in front of him seemed to have grown bigger again?I don't know if it's a hallucination, anyway, it's definitely not what I think it looks like.
"Can I ask. How much food did you all feed Xiaoguai?"
Before the others could speak first, Xiaoguai pretended to be calm and jumped onto the bed, raised his meat pad and spoke first: "Just eat three meals! Breakfast, lunch and dinner."
"Hmm." Ted touched his bare chin, leaned over to carefully observe the fluffy cotton candy in front of him, and asked in doubt, "Really? Just eat three meals? Will your body grow three times in such a short period of time?"
Hearing this, Xiaoguai quickly turned over, put on a charming pose, exposed her belly to her master, and tried to get away with acting like a baby!
Ted didn't intend to continue to pursue it, but Mia stood up beside her. She raised her little hands and puffed up her chest, waiting for praise as if she had completed some excellent task!
"I can prove this, I feed both breakfast and lunch!"
As soon as the words were finished, a milky and suspicious voice came from the side: "Huh?" Alice covered her mouth shyly, as if she knew something important!
"Alice, what's the matter with you?"
Alice stepped forward, hugged Mia in front of her, and whispered softly: "But I remember very clearly, it is obviously my three meals a day."
"I fed it too!"
Before she had time to decide which of the two said the truth, Lilia behind her raised her hands, and she also said what she did: "I fed lunch and dinner! Breakfast is too early. I can't get up Come on, hey hey"
"This..." Ted looked back at the little boy on the bed slowly, and after heaving a long sigh, he pulled up a stool and sat on it, and then picked up the little boy to weigh his weight.
After such a weighing, Ted understood what was going on.
That is Xiaoguai being fed by three wives in turn at the same time!
"You eat seven meals a day!"
It's obviously a fairy cat, if others find out that she eats seven meals a day, wouldn't it be embarrassing?How to face other people in the future!
Therefore, the little boy covered his face with one paw, and pushed Ted with the other paw, and said forcefully: "Where are there seven meals? How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air!"
Ted didn't pay attention to Xiaoguai, but pointed to Xiaoguai's rice bowl and continued to ask the wives: "How much do you feed her for a meal?"
The three girls replied almost in unison: "This. We all feed her according to the amount you fed her the previous three times."
"Hiss!" Hearing this, Ted finally figured out why Xiaoguai gained weight from 3kg to 15kg in just two months!
Ted vaguely remembered that he fed so much food to reward the little boy, and he fed it three times in a row to show that he was a qualified and generous host.
The amount of that meal is roughly: spread a can of staple food cat food under the rice bowl, cover it with a layer of freeze-dried, then squeeze out half a tube of nutrient cream to spread it out, and then sprinkle a thick layer of it on top. Layers of cat food, topped off with a can of treat cat treats!
Of course, there must be a cat stick to draw a little star on the rice.
This kind of food is almost a daily amount for an adult cat!And Xiaoguai. She ate seven meals a day.
"Look at you, you're all fat." Just when Ted wanted to pick up Xiaoguai to find out, he realized that there was something wrong with Xiaoguai's size.
Logically speaking, the size of the cat is not too big, even a large Maine Coon cat is not as big as the current little one.
"What's going on here?" Ted stood up, put Xiaoguai's back legs on the ground, then pulled up his front legs and placed them on his body for a simple measurement
According to his own body proportions, he roughly calculated Xiaoguai's body length: "You must be at least 1.2 meters long! Tell me! How much shit do we have to shovel out for you in a day? No matter what, it must be 3 kilograms!"
This kind of body shape is equivalent to a 2m5 female man among human beings, and Ted deliberately revealed the body length of the little boy!That's Fairy Meow's secret!
In particular, the phrase 'three kilograms of shit' was added, which would be unbearable for any cute kitty!
After Ted finished speaking, Xiao Guai blushed with embarrassment, but she could only keep using her pads to 'Bang!state! 'He slapped him in protest!
"Where is 1.2 meters!? She is a little cat, a well-behaved girl! Where is 1.2 meters! You still say three kilograms of shit! Master, you are bad~"
It's too late for Ted to be happy about such a kitten, after all, it's very comfortable to hold!So he didn't plan to pursue further: "Forget it, as long as you don't become fat and still look soft and sticky, I won't stop you. It doesn't matter how much you want to eat, as long as you have enough food!"
As a kitten, the happiest thing is that the owner gives him unlimited food and praise from the owner!Especially when the word 'soft and waxy' was uttered, Xiaoguai just relaxed and paralyzed into Ted's arms, acting like a baby.
"Hehehe, thank you master, in fact, I won't grow any bigger. I will always stay in this size, because I belong to Warcraft now. According to the classification in this world, I can be called a smart one." Demon King!"
Seeing Xiaoguai's shy look, Ted laughed and said, "Just you? Return to the devil?"
He shook his head while complaining, raised his hand and gently patted her buttocks as a joke: "Don't dream! You are just a cute, sweet, soft and cute kitten! Just eat and sleep every day, and then act coquettishly and cute! What devil is comfortable?"
Saying it this way, it seems that the devil king is indeed a hard job, and it is better to lie flat: "Hey hey, what the master said is true! It is best to lie flat completely under the protection of the master!"
After saying this, Xiaoguai lay down on Ted's chest, stretched out his tongue and licked his nose lightly: "Master~ I will always be your little kitten~hehehe!"
As a qualified shit-shoveling officer, Ted always fantasizes about cats turning into humans, but he still has reason, and he will not do anything outrageous to cats!
At least not for now!Um!
When he was in such close contact with Xiaoguai, Ted seemed to notice something new: "Hey, you don't have bad breath?"
Compared with the bad breath cats I had raised before, Xiaoguai's mouth not only has no strange smell, but also has a faint fragrance!
Hearing this, Xiaoguai blushed again, her white hair was about to turn red!
She stretched out her meat pad and patted Ted's face again, emphasizing: "He is a fairy cat! How can he have bad breath! Sister Alice brushes my teeth every day! She also gives me oral care!"
Seeing that the little boy was so embarrassed that he could even dig out a villa with his claws, Ted stopped joking, but put her on the bed and let her continue playing: "Okay. Then you can continue your little fairy Life!"
"Slightly slight~" Xiaoguai stuck out her tongue viciously, then lay down on the bed and continued to sleep!
After solving Xiaoguai's problem, Ted slowly raised his head, looked at the wives in front of him, and asked, "I haven't asked you yet, why are you three so happy? You are talking and laughing, maybe something happened?" Happy event that I don't know?"
The first little love between husband and wife is never to say happy things quickly, but to keep it secret~
Mia implemented this point earnestly. She pretended to be mysterious and wandered to Ted's ear, and blew hot air into his ear. While Ted was blushing and shy, she swiftly snatched the pistol hanging behind his back.
"Hey hey hey"
Seeing that such a dangerous weapon was taken away by Mia, Ted broke out in a cold sweat instantly, and quickly waved her to let her put down the weapon, even though there was no bullet in the gun: "Hey! Mia! This thing is not something you can play with! Hurry up! give me back!"
Mia ignored Ted's warning, but turned around and sat on the bed with a smile, and quickly dismantled the whole gun to pieces!
"Huh?" In this situation, Ted saw that something was wrong, and then asked seriously, "Where did you learn all this?"
Mia didn't answer, but quickly reloaded the gun, and took out a certificate from her pocket.
"This" Ted stayed where he was for nearly half a minute after receiving the certificate!
"When did you get your gun license?"
Mia pulled the other two wives and answered on their behalf: "It took us a long time to get these!"
"This"
After consultations with the staff of the city hall, the city finally finalized the plan for the gun bill!
There are roughly three types of gun licenses. The first is the military M-type gun license, which can use any weapon. The grades are divided into M3~M1. weapons into any place.
The second type is the P-class used by the city defenders, which is similar to the M-type, but it is only used to distinguish duties.
The third type is this certificate, which is an N-level gun certificate for civilians in the northern border. There are many restrictions. Only those who pass the N1 test will get some permissions.
Ted looked carefully at this document, it did have Chris's seal on it!By all accounts, this document does not look like a fake.
But a girl is still an aristocratic woman in the dark age!Ted couldn't figure out why her receptivity was so fast?I had to ask: "How did you manage to get N2 in 1 months?"
"Hehehe, study hard! In another month, Alice and Lilia will also get N1 certificates!"
After thinking about it, after all, my wives are one of the few creatures in the northern territory who can do whatever they want, and her IQ is much higher than that of people on Earth!So they spend some time studying hard, and indeed they can get the test done in two months!
In this way, as a qualified husband, I must give Mia some suitable rewards at this time: "Since Mia passed the exam first! Then I must give you some rewards!"
Having said that, Ted felt a sense of crisis in his heart!
"Two months is too short. If you get the certificate like this, it is easy to change! Go back and discuss with Chris, increase the study time to 2 months, and do some more tests!"
If someone has a conflict and wants to fight to the death, two months is not a long transition period. If the time is extended to two years, there should be no major problems. Besides, there are a large number of guards on duty 2 hours a day on the street. , will not give any chance to those who plot evil.
The document just signed shows that in the entire northern border, only 6 N-level civilian gun licenses have been issued. My wife has three, Chris has one, and the remaining two Teds don't know. , but according to Chris' screening method, it shouldn't be some villain.
"Reward?" Upon hearing the reward, Mia returned the pistol to Ted, walked quietly to the secret door, and easily opened the secret room after entering the password!
"How do you know the password?"
Ted was stunned, he had never told anyone this password!Although the password data comes from the three wives and myself, how did Mia guess it?
Seeing Ted's surprised face, Mia asked the other wives to stand side by side, puffed up their chests, and deliberately showed their proud figure to her husband!
"There are five digits in the password, the first three are from us, and they are CDC!" Speaking of which, Mia stared at her husband in front of her playfully, licked her lips, and said in a strange way: "The latter number is 19 ~" (Don't think about it! Ted's height is 19dm! It's decimeters!)
"How do you know this number?"
"Nonsense! Of course it was measured!"
These few words left Ted speechless, and he could only turn over the entire arsenal.
"Tell me, what would you like as a present?"
Mia crossed her hands on her chest, pointed at the arsenal in front of her, and made a grimace: "I don't want any! I want all of them! I can use whatever I want in the future!"
Ted couldn't refuse, because Mia already had a certificate, so he could only ask again: "Okay. You can use whatever you want. But don't use it indiscriminately! These things are dangerous items! You can't It's going to kill people!"
As a simple-minded person, Mia didn't intend to use a gun to hit people, just because she was bored: "Cut, I wouldn't use it to hit people! I just stay at home and take these things apart for fun. ~ Be a toy!"
Hearing this, Ted didn't continue to pursue it, but cleared the password, took out four spare keys, gave one to each of the three wives, and wrapped the last one on a string and hung it on Xiaoguai's thick scarf. 'inside.
"Take it apart for fun? Forget it, anyway, if you passed the exam, I won't worry about it! I still have some things to deal with, so take your time~"
"Okay!" Mia was not polite, directly took out a gun from the weapon cabinet and opened it!
Inside the barracks, the selected commandos have prepared the required equipment and supplies. At this moment, they are undergoing the final stage of inspection.
At this time, Ted suddenly appeared~
"Huh?" Steve found this eye-catching 'Christmas tree' inadvertently!
Compared with this gorgeous Christmas tree, the equipment on my body and the equipment on the commandos around me are not enough, even shabby is not enough to describe it
Ted on the side is like a vip10 krypton gold boss, and Steve himself is just a cute newcomer who just made 6 yuan for the first charge
In order to break the embarrassing atmosphere, Ted coughed twice, then raised his hand and asked with a smile, "Hello everyone, are you ready? We're leaving tomorrow!"
Half a minute passed, no one answered, and there was no movement. All the soldiers stayed where they were, swallowing their saliva while carefully looking at the Christmas tree in front of them.
Just looking at these weird accessories with your eyes is incredible!And that beautiful firearm, that plump ACR butt, is better than the protruding beauties!
In addition to envy, or envy!
After a while, Steve was the first to speak and asked, "Ted, what are these strange things on you?"
As the marshal of the army, Ted planned to keep it secret first, and at the same time whetted everyone's appetite: "Everyone, don't worry, everyone will have it sooner or later!"
Hearing the lord's promise, Benjamin hugged his head tactically, then leaned back, and exclaimed with that exaggerated expression of 'seeing a ghost': "What! You mean, we ordinary soldiers, sooner or later, will Put on such exquisite equipment?"
These seemingly high-end equipment are actually Ma Run's standard equipment. They are not rare things, that is, the night vision goggles and level 4 bulletproof plates are relatively rare, and this gun is relatively rare, and the others are nothing.
So, Ted smiled and waved his hands, and turned back to the topic by the way: "Of course! Hey! Leave me alone, what have you brought?"
Steve used his resentful eyes and complained in a sharp voice: "We are all wearing these. Like ordinary steel helmets, ordinary backpacks, ordinary firearms, and ordinary magazines and drums."
This sarcastic tone made Ted very uncomfortable, and he pulled a low stool and sat beside Steve: "Don't be so weird! When you go back to your hometown in a few days, you have to wear it like this! Otherwise, those brothers of yours will kill you at any time!"
Hearing this news, Steve's first reaction was not that his brothers would kill him!Instead, he only focused on wearing these things himself: "You mean, I can wear these too?"
Ted nodded resolutely, and gave a serious response with a thumbs up: "Even more advanced!"
After saying this, just when Steve wanted to continue answering, Ted made a 'stop' gesture: "Okay! Stop making trouble, and let me see what equipment you have chosen?"
The lord had spoken, and Benjamin reluctantly moved his eyes away from Ted's SCAR-H, wiped off the drooling, and took a list to answer one by one.
"Commander, according to your instructions, we have selected a small number of Thompson submachine guns that have just been mass-produced. Everyone has been equipped with two 30-round drums and six 4-round magazines. Of course, [-] more offensive grenades!"
"Besides, we also brought enough food, water and spare ammunition. A water-cooled heavy machine gun was loaded at the rear of each accompanying truck. In order to deal with emergencies, we also prepared two 60mm caliber forced mortar guns, equipped with high-explosive and incendiary rounds”
The materials have already been prepared, and everyone is just checking whether the equipment is faulty, and warming up by the way, so as not to let tomorrow's action lose the chain~
Ted was very satisfied with the adequate preparations, and then issued the specific time of the task to everyone: "No problem, these preparations are just what I want! Then you continue to warm up, wait until tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, and lead the team to gather at the West Gate on time, Let's take two military trucks and head to Heishui City!"
"understand!"
I heard that the time is eight o'clock in the morning!Steve put on a 'fuck' expression, and spread his hands to express that he couldn't get up: "Hey! Ted, I can't get up so early!"
Seeing Steve's bear, Ted hated iron and steel, and could only roll his eyes at him fiercely: "Don't worry about it, Vadina is pregnant! Just bear it and don't make trouble! Recharge your batteries, in a few days you will be returning to the imperial capital to report on your duties! I also want Muller to give you some special training! Don’t forget that you are the future emperor!"
Steve almost forgot to be the emperor, and quickly put on a cute posture: "Yes! I want to be the emperor too! Don't worry, I will definitely wake up early!"
In the early morning of the next day, the commandos were fully armed and waited for the vehicle to be inspected before setting off.
Beside him, Steve was still yawning, dazed like a comatose sloth in a tree!
Even if he made three cups of coffee with Vadina's footwashing water, it still couldn't save him!
Anyway, here he is!This is very commendable!
After all, it was not a day's work for Zhou Yu to beat Huang Gai!It's good to have progress!
So Ted waved his hand and asked Steve to follow him: "Steve, you take a car with me."
"Huh?" Steve pointed to the seat in front of the truck and asked with a sad face, "Can't I sit in the front?"
Ted shook his head resolutely, and explained: "The front is for mechanics or observers. We don't have time to look at the scenery, and we have to plan how to get Baron Tomato!"
Steve rolled his eyes again and rubbed the bottom half of his eye.
After that, he seemed to have remembered something, and asked, "Hey, I was still thinking about how to catch up on sleep. I didn't realize until you said that. What is our mission?"
Sure enough, people can't help but boast, and Steve's appearance made Ted couldn't help but want to slap him: "...you can't remember anything! Our task is to secure the factory land, and then talk to him About the church, and then drag him into the water! Ah no! Join the group!"
After listening to the detailed explanation, Steve recalled the content of the mission: "Is it just because of the land transaction? Because I am the royal family?"
Ted couldn't deny this, he randomly spread his hands and shrugged and said, "Yeah, this time you are just a tool man, just cooperate with your actions~"
"Well, okay." Steve shook his head, returned to the queue and continued to wait.
As soon as the conversation was over, Benjamin came to Ted with a skilled correspondent.
"Commander, we're done, we can start immediately! At the same time, I found a soldier who I remember very well as a correspondent. After 3 hours of familiarization, he has fully mastered it!"
Well prepared, Ted gave Benjamin a thumbs up: "No problem, then let's go!"
"Yes! Commander!"
After all the personnel boarded the car, the team set off for Heishui City, 120km away!
When the vehicle reached one kilometer outside of Heishui City, the speed of the vehicle suddenly slowed down. The observer in front opened the small window and reported to Ted: "Sir, we can't move forward. Heishui City seems to be in big trouble."
"Big trouble?" Ted was very puzzled, then he opened the small window and climbed into the cab.
"What's the matter?"
The investigator seemed shocked by what he saw, so he could only stammer and say, "Look for yourself, I'm at a loss for words."
Seeing the scout's appearance, Ted frowned, took out a pair of binoculars from his bag, and adjusted the magnification to the maximum.
"This!"
Through the binoculars, Ted just looked at it for three seconds, and he roughly understood the cause of the matter, and then turned his head to look at Steve: "This shit, what is the chaos in the empire? Steve, tell me Let’s talk about what the nobles of the empire have been doing during this period of time!”
Afterwards, Steve told Ted everything he had seen and heard.
Such dirty activities as nobles hoarding grain, mixing sand and lime, buying low and selling high, selling grain with impurities at a high price, harvesting all the wealth of common people, and systematically clearing out part of the population, Steve Husband has no reservations, let's say it together!
Hearing this, everyone present was filled with righteous indignation, and many even insulted this group of shameless noble businessmen!
Ted wiped the sweat off his forehead, and said in disbelief, "Oh my God, are they really doing nothing?"
Steve seems to have gotten used to it: "This is a tradition of the imperial nobility, and there is nothing I can do about it!"
Outside Heishui City, there are mountains of refugees gathered. At a glance, there must be at least 200 million people. According to the content displayed in the telescope, it is no different from the zombie besieged city!
A large number of refugees don't need ladders at all. The people who died before have been piled up more than ten meters high. The attacking team only needs to build a ladder to rush into the city!
"This is not a good sign, we have to help them!"
But Ted didn't know how to lend a helping hand. After all, both sides are the people of the empire. It's not good to help anyone at this time
"Wait. What's going on here?"
Following the smoke, Ted raised his binoculars again and found that the enemy army was in the rear camp. They seemed to be cooking?
Although the high-power telescope will not show very clearly at this magnification, but according to the outline, you can roughly guess what's going on!
"Benjamin, ask the mortar team to set up. The distance is now 1.2 kilometers. Our 60mm mortars have a range of 1500 meters. A few incendiary bombs will destroy the entire mountain of corpses!"
"My lord! Didn't you say that the people are not allowed to be attacked?"
Ted did not answer directly, but handed the telescope in his hand to the observer: "Your 11 o'clock direction, the magnification is adjusted to the maximum!"
After taking over the lord's high-power binoculars, the observer's expression quickly changed from puzzlement to anger after observation!
He saw a few people grab a poor woman out of the cage, kill her, and throw her into the pot for cooking!Not only that, but there were also a few people dancing around, as if some mysterious ceremony was being held!
"This group of people actually put their own kind in cages for rations!? Cannibals! They should be killed!"
With just such a few pieces of information, everyone can deduce what exactly happened.
That's when the refugees came en masse outside Heishui City, because there was no way to enter the city, and the food was running out!So it is divided into two parts.
One part does not eat people, and the other part wants to eat people.
Prompted by hunger, the team of cannibals grew rapidly. Afterwards, they put all those who did not intend to eat people in cages as rations.
Finally, in order to retaliate against Heishui City, the cannibals planned to capture the city.
As for why the corpse mountain is so high?According to Ted's estimation, the high probability is that the fire oil in Baron Tomato's territory ran out, which caused this situation!
As long as there is still a little fire oil, these cannibals will not be allowed to climb up!
"This is the way of the world. The evil feudal society!"
(End of this chapter)
At the same time, the three wives and a cat walked back to the bedroom together, talking and laughing.
Along the way, Xiaoguai was hugged by Lilia, took a breath of fresh air outside, and walked around a lot!Although I didn't exercise much, I was still very tired!
When I get home, the first thing I do is point to the snacks in the glass case and meow loudly: "I'm hungry!"
Only then did Ted notice that the puppet cat in front of him seemed to have grown bigger again?I don't know if it's a hallucination, anyway, it's definitely not what I think it looks like.
"Can I ask. How much food did you all feed Xiaoguai?"
Before the others could speak first, Xiaoguai pretended to be calm and jumped onto the bed, raised his meat pad and spoke first: "Just eat three meals! Breakfast, lunch and dinner."
"Hmm." Ted touched his bare chin, leaned over to carefully observe the fluffy cotton candy in front of him, and asked in doubt, "Really? Just eat three meals? Will your body grow three times in such a short period of time?"
Hearing this, Xiaoguai quickly turned over, put on a charming pose, exposed her belly to her master, and tried to get away with acting like a baby!
Ted didn't intend to continue to pursue it, but Mia stood up beside her. She raised her little hands and puffed up her chest, waiting for praise as if she had completed some excellent task!
"I can prove this, I feed both breakfast and lunch!"
As soon as the words were finished, a milky and suspicious voice came from the side: "Huh?" Alice covered her mouth shyly, as if she knew something important!
"Alice, what's the matter with you?"
Alice stepped forward, hugged Mia in front of her, and whispered softly: "But I remember very clearly, it is obviously my three meals a day."
"I fed it too!"
Before she had time to decide which of the two said the truth, Lilia behind her raised her hands, and she also said what she did: "I fed lunch and dinner! Breakfast is too early. I can't get up Come on, hey hey"
"This..." Ted looked back at the little boy on the bed slowly, and after heaving a long sigh, he pulled up a stool and sat on it, and then picked up the little boy to weigh his weight.
After such a weighing, Ted understood what was going on.
That is Xiaoguai being fed by three wives in turn at the same time!
"You eat seven meals a day!"
It's obviously a fairy cat, if others find out that she eats seven meals a day, wouldn't it be embarrassing?How to face other people in the future!
Therefore, the little boy covered his face with one paw, and pushed Ted with the other paw, and said forcefully: "Where are there seven meals? How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air!"
Ted didn't pay attention to Xiaoguai, but pointed to Xiaoguai's rice bowl and continued to ask the wives: "How much do you feed her for a meal?"
The three girls replied almost in unison: "This. We all feed her according to the amount you fed her the previous three times."
"Hiss!" Hearing this, Ted finally figured out why Xiaoguai gained weight from 3kg to 15kg in just two months!
Ted vaguely remembered that he fed so much food to reward the little boy, and he fed it three times in a row to show that he was a qualified and generous host.
The amount of that meal is roughly: spread a can of staple food cat food under the rice bowl, cover it with a layer of freeze-dried, then squeeze out half a tube of nutrient cream to spread it out, and then sprinkle a thick layer of it on top. Layers of cat food, topped off with a can of treat cat treats!
Of course, there must be a cat stick to draw a little star on the rice.
This kind of food is almost a daily amount for an adult cat!And Xiaoguai. She ate seven meals a day.
"Look at you, you're all fat." Just when Ted wanted to pick up Xiaoguai to find out, he realized that there was something wrong with Xiaoguai's size.
Logically speaking, the size of the cat is not too big, even a large Maine Coon cat is not as big as the current little one.
"What's going on here?" Ted stood up, put Xiaoguai's back legs on the ground, then pulled up his front legs and placed them on his body for a simple measurement
According to his own body proportions, he roughly calculated Xiaoguai's body length: "You must be at least 1.2 meters long! Tell me! How much shit do we have to shovel out for you in a day? No matter what, it must be 3 kilograms!"
This kind of body shape is equivalent to a 2m5 female man among human beings, and Ted deliberately revealed the body length of the little boy!That's Fairy Meow's secret!
In particular, the phrase 'three kilograms of shit' was added, which would be unbearable for any cute kitty!
After Ted finished speaking, Xiao Guai blushed with embarrassment, but she could only keep using her pads to 'Bang!state! 'He slapped him in protest!
"Where is 1.2 meters!? She is a little cat, a well-behaved girl! Where is 1.2 meters! You still say three kilograms of shit! Master, you are bad~"
It's too late for Ted to be happy about such a kitten, after all, it's very comfortable to hold!So he didn't plan to pursue further: "Forget it, as long as you don't become fat and still look soft and sticky, I won't stop you. It doesn't matter how much you want to eat, as long as you have enough food!"
As a kitten, the happiest thing is that the owner gives him unlimited food and praise from the owner!Especially when the word 'soft and waxy' was uttered, Xiaoguai just relaxed and paralyzed into Ted's arms, acting like a baby.
"Hehehe, thank you master, in fact, I won't grow any bigger. I will always stay in this size, because I belong to Warcraft now. According to the classification in this world, I can be called a smart one." Demon King!"
Seeing Xiaoguai's shy look, Ted laughed and said, "Just you? Return to the devil?"
He shook his head while complaining, raised his hand and gently patted her buttocks as a joke: "Don't dream! You are just a cute, sweet, soft and cute kitten! Just eat and sleep every day, and then act coquettishly and cute! What devil is comfortable?"
Saying it this way, it seems that the devil king is indeed a hard job, and it is better to lie flat: "Hey hey, what the master said is true! It is best to lie flat completely under the protection of the master!"
After saying this, Xiaoguai lay down on Ted's chest, stretched out his tongue and licked his nose lightly: "Master~ I will always be your little kitten~hehehe!"
As a qualified shit-shoveling officer, Ted always fantasizes about cats turning into humans, but he still has reason, and he will not do anything outrageous to cats!
At least not for now!Um!
When he was in such close contact with Xiaoguai, Ted seemed to notice something new: "Hey, you don't have bad breath?"
Compared with the bad breath cats I had raised before, Xiaoguai's mouth not only has no strange smell, but also has a faint fragrance!
Hearing this, Xiaoguai blushed again, her white hair was about to turn red!
She stretched out her meat pad and patted Ted's face again, emphasizing: "He is a fairy cat! How can he have bad breath! Sister Alice brushes my teeth every day! She also gives me oral care!"
Seeing that the little boy was so embarrassed that he could even dig out a villa with his claws, Ted stopped joking, but put her on the bed and let her continue playing: "Okay. Then you can continue your little fairy Life!"
"Slightly slight~" Xiaoguai stuck out her tongue viciously, then lay down on the bed and continued to sleep!
After solving Xiaoguai's problem, Ted slowly raised his head, looked at the wives in front of him, and asked, "I haven't asked you yet, why are you three so happy? You are talking and laughing, maybe something happened?" Happy event that I don't know?"
The first little love between husband and wife is never to say happy things quickly, but to keep it secret~
Mia implemented this point earnestly. She pretended to be mysterious and wandered to Ted's ear, and blew hot air into his ear. While Ted was blushing and shy, she swiftly snatched the pistol hanging behind his back.
"Hey hey hey"
Seeing that such a dangerous weapon was taken away by Mia, Ted broke out in a cold sweat instantly, and quickly waved her to let her put down the weapon, even though there was no bullet in the gun: "Hey! Mia! This thing is not something you can play with! Hurry up! give me back!"
Mia ignored Ted's warning, but turned around and sat on the bed with a smile, and quickly dismantled the whole gun to pieces!
"Huh?" In this situation, Ted saw that something was wrong, and then asked seriously, "Where did you learn all this?"
Mia didn't answer, but quickly reloaded the gun, and took out a certificate from her pocket.
"This" Ted stayed where he was for nearly half a minute after receiving the certificate!
"When did you get your gun license?"
Mia pulled the other two wives and answered on their behalf: "It took us a long time to get these!"
"This"
After consultations with the staff of the city hall, the city finally finalized the plan for the gun bill!
There are roughly three types of gun licenses. The first is the military M-type gun license, which can use any weapon. The grades are divided into M3~M1. weapons into any place.
The second type is the P-class used by the city defenders, which is similar to the M-type, but it is only used to distinguish duties.
The third type is this certificate, which is an N-level gun certificate for civilians in the northern border. There are many restrictions. Only those who pass the N1 test will get some permissions.
Ted looked carefully at this document, it did have Chris's seal on it!By all accounts, this document does not look like a fake.
But a girl is still an aristocratic woman in the dark age!Ted couldn't figure out why her receptivity was so fast?I had to ask: "How did you manage to get N2 in 1 months?"
"Hehehe, study hard! In another month, Alice and Lilia will also get N1 certificates!"
After thinking about it, after all, my wives are one of the few creatures in the northern territory who can do whatever they want, and her IQ is much higher than that of people on Earth!So they spend some time studying hard, and indeed they can get the test done in two months!
In this way, as a qualified husband, I must give Mia some suitable rewards at this time: "Since Mia passed the exam first! Then I must give you some rewards!"
Having said that, Ted felt a sense of crisis in his heart!
"Two months is too short. If you get the certificate like this, it is easy to change! Go back and discuss with Chris, increase the study time to 2 months, and do some more tests!"
If someone has a conflict and wants to fight to the death, two months is not a long transition period. If the time is extended to two years, there should be no major problems. Besides, there are a large number of guards on duty 2 hours a day on the street. , will not give any chance to those who plot evil.
The document just signed shows that in the entire northern border, only 6 N-level civilian gun licenses have been issued. My wife has three, Chris has one, and the remaining two Teds don't know. , but according to Chris' screening method, it shouldn't be some villain.
"Reward?" Upon hearing the reward, Mia returned the pistol to Ted, walked quietly to the secret door, and easily opened the secret room after entering the password!
"How do you know the password?"
Ted was stunned, he had never told anyone this password!Although the password data comes from the three wives and myself, how did Mia guess it?
Seeing Ted's surprised face, Mia asked the other wives to stand side by side, puffed up their chests, and deliberately showed their proud figure to her husband!
"There are five digits in the password, the first three are from us, and they are CDC!" Speaking of which, Mia stared at her husband in front of her playfully, licked her lips, and said in a strange way: "The latter number is 19 ~" (Don't think about it! Ted's height is 19dm! It's decimeters!)
"How do you know this number?"
"Nonsense! Of course it was measured!"
These few words left Ted speechless, and he could only turn over the entire arsenal.
"Tell me, what would you like as a present?"
Mia crossed her hands on her chest, pointed at the arsenal in front of her, and made a grimace: "I don't want any! I want all of them! I can use whatever I want in the future!"
Ted couldn't refuse, because Mia already had a certificate, so he could only ask again: "Okay. You can use whatever you want. But don't use it indiscriminately! These things are dangerous items! You can't It's going to kill people!"
As a simple-minded person, Mia didn't intend to use a gun to hit people, just because she was bored: "Cut, I wouldn't use it to hit people! I just stay at home and take these things apart for fun. ~ Be a toy!"
Hearing this, Ted didn't continue to pursue it, but cleared the password, took out four spare keys, gave one to each of the three wives, and wrapped the last one on a string and hung it on Xiaoguai's thick scarf. 'inside.
"Take it apart for fun? Forget it, anyway, if you passed the exam, I won't worry about it! I still have some things to deal with, so take your time~"
"Okay!" Mia was not polite, directly took out a gun from the weapon cabinet and opened it!
Inside the barracks, the selected commandos have prepared the required equipment and supplies. At this moment, they are undergoing the final stage of inspection.
At this time, Ted suddenly appeared~
"Huh?" Steve found this eye-catching 'Christmas tree' inadvertently!
Compared with this gorgeous Christmas tree, the equipment on my body and the equipment on the commandos around me are not enough, even shabby is not enough to describe it
Ted on the side is like a vip10 krypton gold boss, and Steve himself is just a cute newcomer who just made 6 yuan for the first charge
In order to break the embarrassing atmosphere, Ted coughed twice, then raised his hand and asked with a smile, "Hello everyone, are you ready? We're leaving tomorrow!"
Half a minute passed, no one answered, and there was no movement. All the soldiers stayed where they were, swallowing their saliva while carefully looking at the Christmas tree in front of them.
Just looking at these weird accessories with your eyes is incredible!And that beautiful firearm, that plump ACR butt, is better than the protruding beauties!
In addition to envy, or envy!
After a while, Steve was the first to speak and asked, "Ted, what are these strange things on you?"
As the marshal of the army, Ted planned to keep it secret first, and at the same time whetted everyone's appetite: "Everyone, don't worry, everyone will have it sooner or later!"
Hearing the lord's promise, Benjamin hugged his head tactically, then leaned back, and exclaimed with that exaggerated expression of 'seeing a ghost': "What! You mean, we ordinary soldiers, sooner or later, will Put on such exquisite equipment?"
These seemingly high-end equipment are actually Ma Run's standard equipment. They are not rare things, that is, the night vision goggles and level 4 bulletproof plates are relatively rare, and this gun is relatively rare, and the others are nothing.
So, Ted smiled and waved his hands, and turned back to the topic by the way: "Of course! Hey! Leave me alone, what have you brought?"
Steve used his resentful eyes and complained in a sharp voice: "We are all wearing these. Like ordinary steel helmets, ordinary backpacks, ordinary firearms, and ordinary magazines and drums."
This sarcastic tone made Ted very uncomfortable, and he pulled a low stool and sat beside Steve: "Don't be so weird! When you go back to your hometown in a few days, you have to wear it like this! Otherwise, those brothers of yours will kill you at any time!"
Hearing this news, Steve's first reaction was not that his brothers would kill him!Instead, he only focused on wearing these things himself: "You mean, I can wear these too?"
Ted nodded resolutely, and gave a serious response with a thumbs up: "Even more advanced!"
After saying this, just when Steve wanted to continue answering, Ted made a 'stop' gesture: "Okay! Stop making trouble, and let me see what equipment you have chosen?"
The lord had spoken, and Benjamin reluctantly moved his eyes away from Ted's SCAR-H, wiped off the drooling, and took a list to answer one by one.
"Commander, according to your instructions, we have selected a small number of Thompson submachine guns that have just been mass-produced. Everyone has been equipped with two 30-round drums and six 4-round magazines. Of course, [-] more offensive grenades!"
"Besides, we also brought enough food, water and spare ammunition. A water-cooled heavy machine gun was loaded at the rear of each accompanying truck. In order to deal with emergencies, we also prepared two 60mm caliber forced mortar guns, equipped with high-explosive and incendiary rounds”
The materials have already been prepared, and everyone is just checking whether the equipment is faulty, and warming up by the way, so as not to let tomorrow's action lose the chain~
Ted was very satisfied with the adequate preparations, and then issued the specific time of the task to everyone: "No problem, these preparations are just what I want! Then you continue to warm up, wait until tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, and lead the team to gather at the West Gate on time, Let's take two military trucks and head to Heishui City!"
"understand!"
I heard that the time is eight o'clock in the morning!Steve put on a 'fuck' expression, and spread his hands to express that he couldn't get up: "Hey! Ted, I can't get up so early!"
Seeing Steve's bear, Ted hated iron and steel, and could only roll his eyes at him fiercely: "Don't worry about it, Vadina is pregnant! Just bear it and don't make trouble! Recharge your batteries, in a few days you will be returning to the imperial capital to report on your duties! I also want Muller to give you some special training! Don’t forget that you are the future emperor!"
Steve almost forgot to be the emperor, and quickly put on a cute posture: "Yes! I want to be the emperor too! Don't worry, I will definitely wake up early!"
In the early morning of the next day, the commandos were fully armed and waited for the vehicle to be inspected before setting off.
Beside him, Steve was still yawning, dazed like a comatose sloth in a tree!
Even if he made three cups of coffee with Vadina's footwashing water, it still couldn't save him!
Anyway, here he is!This is very commendable!
After all, it was not a day's work for Zhou Yu to beat Huang Gai!It's good to have progress!
So Ted waved his hand and asked Steve to follow him: "Steve, you take a car with me."
"Huh?" Steve pointed to the seat in front of the truck and asked with a sad face, "Can't I sit in the front?"
Ted shook his head resolutely, and explained: "The front is for mechanics or observers. We don't have time to look at the scenery, and we have to plan how to get Baron Tomato!"
Steve rolled his eyes again and rubbed the bottom half of his eye.
After that, he seemed to have remembered something, and asked, "Hey, I was still thinking about how to catch up on sleep. I didn't realize until you said that. What is our mission?"
Sure enough, people can't help but boast, and Steve's appearance made Ted couldn't help but want to slap him: "...you can't remember anything! Our task is to secure the factory land, and then talk to him About the church, and then drag him into the water! Ah no! Join the group!"
After listening to the detailed explanation, Steve recalled the content of the mission: "Is it just because of the land transaction? Because I am the royal family?"
Ted couldn't deny this, he randomly spread his hands and shrugged and said, "Yeah, this time you are just a tool man, just cooperate with your actions~"
"Well, okay." Steve shook his head, returned to the queue and continued to wait.
As soon as the conversation was over, Benjamin came to Ted with a skilled correspondent.
"Commander, we're done, we can start immediately! At the same time, I found a soldier who I remember very well as a correspondent. After 3 hours of familiarization, he has fully mastered it!"
Well prepared, Ted gave Benjamin a thumbs up: "No problem, then let's go!"
"Yes! Commander!"
After all the personnel boarded the car, the team set off for Heishui City, 120km away!
When the vehicle reached one kilometer outside of Heishui City, the speed of the vehicle suddenly slowed down. The observer in front opened the small window and reported to Ted: "Sir, we can't move forward. Heishui City seems to be in big trouble."
"Big trouble?" Ted was very puzzled, then he opened the small window and climbed into the cab.
"What's the matter?"
The investigator seemed shocked by what he saw, so he could only stammer and say, "Look for yourself, I'm at a loss for words."
Seeing the scout's appearance, Ted frowned, took out a pair of binoculars from his bag, and adjusted the magnification to the maximum.
"This!"
Through the binoculars, Ted just looked at it for three seconds, and he roughly understood the cause of the matter, and then turned his head to look at Steve: "This shit, what is the chaos in the empire? Steve, tell me Let’s talk about what the nobles of the empire have been doing during this period of time!”
Afterwards, Steve told Ted everything he had seen and heard.
Such dirty activities as nobles hoarding grain, mixing sand and lime, buying low and selling high, selling grain with impurities at a high price, harvesting all the wealth of common people, and systematically clearing out part of the population, Steve Husband has no reservations, let's say it together!
Hearing this, everyone present was filled with righteous indignation, and many even insulted this group of shameless noble businessmen!
Ted wiped the sweat off his forehead, and said in disbelief, "Oh my God, are they really doing nothing?"
Steve seems to have gotten used to it: "This is a tradition of the imperial nobility, and there is nothing I can do about it!"
Outside Heishui City, there are mountains of refugees gathered. At a glance, there must be at least 200 million people. According to the content displayed in the telescope, it is no different from the zombie besieged city!
A large number of refugees don't need ladders at all. The people who died before have been piled up more than ten meters high. The attacking team only needs to build a ladder to rush into the city!
"This is not a good sign, we have to help them!"
But Ted didn't know how to lend a helping hand. After all, both sides are the people of the empire. It's not good to help anyone at this time
"Wait. What's going on here?"
Following the smoke, Ted raised his binoculars again and found that the enemy army was in the rear camp. They seemed to be cooking?
Although the high-power telescope will not show very clearly at this magnification, but according to the outline, you can roughly guess what's going on!
"Benjamin, ask the mortar team to set up. The distance is now 1.2 kilometers. Our 60mm mortars have a range of 1500 meters. A few incendiary bombs will destroy the entire mountain of corpses!"
"My lord! Didn't you say that the people are not allowed to be attacked?"
Ted did not answer directly, but handed the telescope in his hand to the observer: "Your 11 o'clock direction, the magnification is adjusted to the maximum!"
After taking over the lord's high-power binoculars, the observer's expression quickly changed from puzzlement to anger after observation!
He saw a few people grab a poor woman out of the cage, kill her, and throw her into the pot for cooking!Not only that, but there were also a few people dancing around, as if some mysterious ceremony was being held!
"This group of people actually put their own kind in cages for rations!? Cannibals! They should be killed!"
With just such a few pieces of information, everyone can deduce what exactly happened.
That's when the refugees came en masse outside Heishui City, because there was no way to enter the city, and the food was running out!So it is divided into two parts.
One part does not eat people, and the other part wants to eat people.
Prompted by hunger, the team of cannibals grew rapidly. Afterwards, they put all those who did not intend to eat people in cages as rations.
Finally, in order to retaliate against Heishui City, the cannibals planned to capture the city.
As for why the corpse mountain is so high?According to Ted's estimation, the high probability is that the fire oil in Baron Tomato's territory ran out, which caused this situation!
As long as there is still a little fire oil, these cannibals will not be allowed to climb up!
"This is the way of the world. The evil feudal society!"
(End of this chapter)
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