Duke of Herrington

Chapter 143 Da Svidaniya!

As lumps of soft and smelly Daxiang fell into the water, Ted saw the timing, and when the unicorn let out a long breath, he inserted the concussion dagger into his heart.

"!!!"

The green blood gushed out, sticking to the toilet with a 'sizzling' sound, and the sound of bone erosion made one's scalp tingle.

"Sure enough, it's a purebred high-level demon whose blood can corrode steel!"

The unicorn struggled, trying to spread the news with magic power, but Ted would not give him a chance: "Your death time has come!"

'Puff! '

At the same time, the splashed water immediately swallowed the lump of dirt, and the soaring stench stopped abruptly.

A mouthful of green blood spewed out from the mouth of the unicorn demon. With the last of his strength, he said fiercely to Ted: "I will not let you go! You bastard of the Sun God Sect!"

"Come on! Trash, I'm waiting for you to trouble me!"

The moment the devil's heart was completely torn apart, Ted quickly pulled out the dagger, made a gorgeous turn and followed by a combo, cut off the devil's head, and threw it into the toilet.

At this moment, a mass of brown quietly stays under the water, dejected and dejected.

"Boom." The head of the demon commander also fell into the water, and his terrified and frightened eyes showed the bad luck he had encountered during his lifetime.

When he was alive, he had filled his brain with tens of thousands of images of himself dying in battle, but no matter how he developed his brain, he never expected that he would be beheaded when he went to the toilet.

He didn't even wait for him to clean up the filth, and he did it.

At the last moment of his life, this unlucky demon commander had no ability to resist, allowing the enemy to tear him to pieces.

But in the end, he only saw a lump of warm, self-discharged xiang.

"I hate it so much."

Unbeknownst to God, before anyone knew it, the leader of the enemy died in such an aggrieved manner.

Ted put away his weapon, pointed his middle finger at the head in the toilet, and complained in the coolest way he thought: "Da Svidaniya! Don't be a devil in your next life, stupid pig!"

The moment the devil ascended to heaven, its body gradually petrified, and finally turned into a pool of useless debris, all of which fell into the toilet, fermented in the cesspit together with the manure, and became the food of the dung beetle.

A generation of famous demon generals fell, and died so aggrievedly
At this time, Jessica, who was following, saw that there was no one around, so she returned to her original voice without concealing it: "Master Shengzi, do we want to retreat now?"

Ted couldn't hold back the spirit of complaining, rolled his eyes at her, and responded helplessly: "Of course! Don't retreat now, wait for the New Year?"

Jessica pointed to the large devil's head under the toilet and asked, "My lord, do you want to take the devil's head back?"

"Why take it back? If you want to play football, just say so! I'll give you the ball!"

According to the settings in the dream, it doesn't take much to kill a high-level demon.

All you need to do is smash the heart and twist the head off!

Ted also doesn't know why Jessica has a soft spot for the enemy's head?

Could it be the mysterious ritual of the moon elves?
"Hmm! Jessica has something in her words!"

Realizing this, Ted asked, "Jessica, you have something to say! Fart if you want to! Don't be so secretive."

"My lord, do you know that I am Jessica?"

Ted felt that his IQ was insulted, and couldn't help but complain: "Of course, you don't hide your voice now, so hurry up if you want to ask questions!"

"I actually wanted to ask this a long time ago."

"Then why did you wait until now to ask?"

"I"

"Walk and talk."

On the way to reconcile with the team, Jessica sorted out her language and spoke slowly in a tone that was neither humble nor overbearing. Even if she asked a question, she still carried the arrogance of belonging to the royal family.

"My lord, what did you just say? When you said it, the magic power in my body seemed to be moving around?"

With such a weird way of describing it, Ted thought that Jessica was deliberately tempting him, and then he refused bluntly: "Hey! Don't get close to me!"

With that said, Ted turned his head and transmitted his face image to Jessica.

In the picture, Ted has a face full of shit!He sighed impatiently, and asked, "Hey, if I say a word, your magic power will start to move? Is it because I stare at you? You will get pregnant!?"

"I"

"Honestly wait for my son to be born! Don't get my attention! OK? Ms. Jessica! Hahahahahahahahaha!?"

Jessica blushed. Although she had tens of thousands of deep and dark fantasies about Ted, she could only think about it. She knew it was impossible between them.

She covered her face, and when her body temperature dropped, she blamed her and said, "My lord, I'm not joking. Ever since someone in the city uttered the word cyka blyat, I can feel the magic power in my body become more solidified. The attack magic is also more powerful! If you can figure out the meaning of these syllables, I dare say! Our magic can at least boil water and cook!"

It is almost impossible to kill the enemy with magic, due to the law of energy conservation, unless there is an antimatter magnetic field in the blood vessels of these moon elves, which can bind antimatter.
However, the upper limit of their magical ability is at most half a bottle of damp medical alcohol, and it would take a lot of effort to burn them all.

Valentine is a newly built city with complete fire-fighting facilities and water pipes everywhere. Under such circumstances, it is even more difficult to burn people to death!

It's just that Jessica's voice didn't sound like a joke, which actually caught Ted's attention.

I read a lot of obscene novels in my previous life, such as "Traveling to another world, a certain language is the language of God", I have read almost 20 books.

Aside from the facts, this idea is still very good, but when combined with the facts, it is hard to say.

Although it is YY's wild imagination, it will give Ted a little inspiration.

"Could it be that the Russian module has to be loaded for the moon elves? Can you upgrade their magic level?"

In order to verify his conjecture, Ted repeated what he said: "Da Svidaniya!"

"What does this mean? I can feel the pain of parting, like a pair of big hands tearing my heart apart, forcing me to say goodbye to the person I love the most forever!"

"Well, your guess is almost inseparable. This sentence is mostly used in formal occasions, meaning goodbye."

"what!!!"

Knowing the meaning of the words, Jessica's delicate body trembled, and a majestic force gushed out from her dantian!

In just a split second, the turbulent magic power rushed to every corner of her body, as if the energy from an alien was enlightened, increasing the strength of the magic power on her body.

"What a powerful language!"

Ted coughed twice and turned off the picture of Jessica on the screen.

His face was flushed, and a few drops of sweat dripped down his cheeks.
The picture is beautiful!But I have Alice. I can look at it however I want when I go home, there is no need to eat wild fruits!

Besides, this wild fruit might be his daughter-in-law.
Since the Russian language will make the moon elves' magic to a higher level, Ted thinks about 'Chinese'.
"Then what kind of language is Chinese? And what species will it affect?" Ted sighed. He always felt that Chinese was useful, but he didn't know when it would come in handy.

Faintly, Ted felt the news from the future.

The huge Chinese reserve will save his life at a critical moment in the future.

Jessica beside her felt the power of words, panting heavily, and DuangDuang's chest rose and fell with the breath.
Even if her figure is not as good as Alice's, she can still be called beautiful.

Especially that unique, a trace of royal aura, which made the people who are ready to move have a trace of the illusion that 'if you get her, you will get the whole moon elves'.

"My lord, can you teach me this language?"

After regaining her senses, feeling the power filling her whole body, Jessica made up her mind to learn this language, so that the use of magic can be raised to the level of 'easy boiling water'.

Hearing this kind of request, Ted was in a difficult situation. He made an embarrassing face, showing a look of wanting to help but helpless
"Teach you? But I don't know how to do it myself"

Although I don't know it myself, I can teach Russian books!There are still drops!
So he settled for the next best thing, and expressed his own thoughts: "But we can learn by ourselves, using the vocabulary and specific grammar in the book to form the 'elven language' that you are best at!"

So far, Ted's memory has been opened!
He vaguely remembered that the giant dragons seemed to know this language.

Not long ago, while listening to Francis gossiping, he had said that it was the lingua franca of a civilization in the 9th century that was accidentally wiped out by the environment because of the Ice Age.

Since the dragons know this language, how about letting them help?

"Let the giant dragons do some counseling? It seems like a good choice! Anyway, these landlords plan to show their faces to find a sense of presence."

This idea had just emerged, and Ted was afraid of forgetting, so he turned on the channel and informed Alice: "Alice, help me remember, find our father-in-law, Rafael, he is now the person in charge of our Asahi Media, let him be in the daily A small Russian language theater is set up under the newspaper, so that everyone can learn a second language! By the way, let him hold a language class for the moon elves. If there is time, it will be scheduled every Saturday morning. If you are willing to learn, you can attend the class for free, and I will pay for it~ "

Learning a second language can not only activate the brain and prevent Alzheimer's disease, but also allow the moon elves to master advanced magic.

In addition, during times of war or espionage warfare, using a second language can effectively reduce the loss of intelligence or being eavesdropped.

Even if the enemy discovers the information, they will only think that this thing is a ghost drawing, just like a child's graffiti.

Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea!
As for why it is not Chinese
Even smart Chris is still saying 'thank you, hello!I love burgers! 'Wait for words with no technical content.

Not to mention the others.
Hieroglyphs are another system entirely, and it is no easier for this group of people to learn to understand than to drain the sea.

Can only be cultivated from childhood
But at present, there is no such environment in the city at all, Ted is the only one who can speak Chinese
After receiving the news from Ted, Alice asked a few questions by the way, so that she could make a report to the city hall: "No problem! Ted! How about the salary? Where is the most suitable location?"

In the city, apart from the yet-to-be-built venue that Ted planned to use for the gathering, there was no such venue that could hold thousands of people. The largest one was the just-built House of Representatives.

"Choose the hall of the House of Representatives as the address. It's a big place, and it hasn't been used yet. Why don't you take this opportunity to use it and see what needs to be changed, and hand it over to the construction department."

"Understood!"

An important practical problem, and Ted solved him by the way, and he couldn't help but praise himself for his ability to solve things.

"It seems that I am still very good!"

Hearing that Ted planned to use the House of Representatives as a classroom, Jessica covered her mouth and said loudly in surprise: "My lord, you just use the House of Representatives as a classroom for us?"

Ted looked dazed, thinking he didn't speak clearly enough: "Why not?"

"That's the place where people's rights are concentrated! Anyone who is not an idler should not be allowed to enter!"

"???" What annoys Ted the most is that other people dictate his own affairs, and this is his own territory, so he can do whatever he wants: "The land is mine. I have the final say on what to build and how to use it. , you don’t have to worry about it!”

"But my lord, you are like this."

If a meddling man other than Chris asks a question, Ted will definitely let him go away, but the girl... is the future daughter-in-law, then she can explain: "Hey! Anyway, we don't For meetings, use it every Monday to Friday.”

"That is to say, let us all help everyone experience it on Saturday?"

"Hmm! That's probably what it means. Besides, not using the venue is a waste, so it's better to make the best use of it~"

"Understood! My lord!"

After the beheading task was completed, Ted and Mia reunited, and quickly returned to the camp through the selected safe path.

"Everyone, the enemy is coming soon! We are ready to fight! Don't relax!"

"Yes! Your lord!"

Ted recalled the detector, and when he passed the camp, he also saw the situation inside the barracks.

Half an hour passed, but no one found out that their leader was dead.

The detector can clearly see the magic core shining green on the toilet floor.
"The reflex arcs of these demons are really that long?"

Tad thinks his eyes are broken, or is he blinded by magic?
But in the dream, Ted's attribute panel is the same as that of the sun god. Not only is the resistance full, but even the magic used will ignore all the resistance in the place.

"Well, what's going on with this? There's no chief general, so we just stay here and wait for the rookies to attack?"

Thinking of this, Ted turned off the transmitted screen, and simply used the blasting device in his hand.

"drop!"

In just a split second, bright flames came from three locations, illuminating the night sky.

For a moment, the guards standing in place thought it was dawn
"What kind of powerful bomb is this? So sharp?"

To find out, Ted picked up the same type of explosive behind him and put it in his hand to observe carefully.

"Mysterious explosives from the Alpha star, the power is about 6 times that of equal weight TNT! The chemical properties are stable, the price is reasonable, and the quantity is favorable"

"Forget it, wait for the next result!"

Five minutes later, piercing whistles came from all directions, and a large number of demon troops rushed towards the temple with giant axes.

"What's going on here? No pattern at all? What's going on?"

Tedmund circled.
According to previous common sense, demons generally attack in batches.

They sent back the imps to consume the ammo supplies of Tad's troops, and then sent the giant demons to open the way as much as possible.

Finally, a large number of mixed teams of medium-sized and large-sized demons were sent out for a general attack.

On the other hand, they rushed over in one go, in a disorderly and disorganized manner.

This situation also made Ted panic.

"What should we do?"

(End of this chapter)