Duke of Herrington

Chapter 181 It's hard to change from extravagance to frugality!

Chapter 181 It's hard to change from extravagance to frugality!
Ted helped Steve, raised his right hand by the way, and signaled the people around him to step back: "Okay, you can step back, this is the crime scene, I hope you can protect it! After collecting the evidence, clean it up! Steve Your Highness, I want to take it away!"

As a bodyguard, you can't block the prince's itinerary, but according to the rules, I have to remind you: "His Royal Highness Steve just got a part of the crown! It's better not to go out as much as possible, because if the crown fragments are taken away , then the right to inherit the throne will be automatically lost.”

Ted shook his head, thinking of the shabby crown fragment lying in his safe, turned around and complained to the captain of the guard: "Don't worry, no one can take it away! No one knows where this fragment is."

Those who want to take things from Ted have not yet been born. There are some important documents that even wives can't take away, let alone these ordinary people.

Therefore, taking away the crown fragments is simply a dream!
If they really intend to steal the crown, they have to cross the Gobi to reach the northern border. According to the estimated time, it will take at least half a month of forced marching.
If you know, you will think that they are going to fight. If you don't know, you will think that they went to the northern border to form a group to beg.

However, there is still one thing that Ted can't figure out, even Chris is at a loss!
It stands to reason that this kind of direct inheritance crown as a keepsake is rarely shown to others!Only dukes and above can view it.

But Steve didn't mind, he threw the precious crown fragments on Ted and Chris' faces with a look of disgust, and let them take care of them instead of him.

In addition, I have to think about 'this thing is still a token?Not as good as two rolls of toilet paper in the toilet! '

The reason may be that Steve doesn't believe that this thing is really useful?Or dislike the crown is too simple.
Relying on the emperor to order the princes is often more effective than a jade seal that has been broken!As long as he has an elite modern army in his hands, and honors his father with a kind face, the rest will fall into place.

What's more, if you want to be an emperor, relying on a useless crown to suppress the scene is better than inviting a few beautiful women to dance pole dancing to gain more prestige.

Without the support of most of the nobles, no matter how gorgeous the crown is, it is just a luxurious decoration, and it is possible that this decoration will be snatched away in the next second.

In addition to these, this crown is not even worthy of being called a crown. With its shabby appearance, calling him a crown is simply an insult to the Xueman Empire.

Because the two empires of the north and the south were one family, when they separated, the crown was taken away by the south, and the north had no money at that time, so they had to make do with the existing funds to rebuild a crown.
And this crown has been used as a makeshift until now. Although the empire later made a gorgeous crown for the emperor to attend important occasions, this historic crown has been handed down in another way.

Seeing this, Chris immediately had a plan.
Perhaps awakened by the tragic events he had learned in books, he thought of a preventive method!
Because no one knows what will become of Steve!Just by seeing his dissatisfied look at the crown, one can guess that he must get a new one.
For this reason, we must make a plan just in case. This plan may never be used, but it must not be absent!

If the future emperor has a lot of evil thoughts about the crown, spending money and making hundreds of thousands of crowns will arouse public anger.

Back then, the great cleverness of France, Louis XIV to Louis XVI
In addition to spending a lot of money to make useless beds, they also made a bunch of wigs that are almost useless.

If Steve customized the crown endlessly because the country became rich and powerful
Even if things like gold and gems do not have the value of scientific research significance, the quantity is very large and worthless, try to reduce the obsession with this aspect as much as possible.

There are not a few emperors who have fallen because of playthings, so it is best to avoid them!
Blocking is worse than sparseness, Dayu's father has never figured out the truth in water control all his life, but Chris knows it very well.

If you want Steve to retaliate and spend like an upstart, you must first dispel his thoughts and play a big ticket!
Let Da Vinci directly design a top crown that cannot be surpassed in a hundred years, and can be handed down forever!Meet Steve once and for all!Let him be a tool man and don't make trouble!
Half an hour later, Ted helped Chris to a luxury hotel in the city that only served nobles, and checked into the royal suite.

But even the royal suite is far worse than Steve's small villa in the north.

For toilets and bathing alone, this place doesn't qualify!

In addition, when you open the window, the smell is like the 80-year-old sauce-flavored beetle cellar!Just by smelling it, those with low tolerance will foam at the mouth on the spot and die at the speed of light!
According to Ted's many years of bad taste experience, he can tell what the whole street ate yesterday by moving his nose!
In the imperial city, the people in the aristocratic commercial street have a good standard of living. The strong smell of sulfur dioxide and rotten eggs shows that they do not eat less meat!
One even ate overnight fried chicken!The stinky tofu that tastes like [-] is sprinkled with green and stinky blue cheese!
"Ouch!" Ted retched, and quickly closed the window!
Although the old wooden boards in the house have long been marinated by excrement, the faint smell of perfume can still be saved!Let the air barely smell!
In such an environment, it is enough to experience survival in the wilderness for a day or two. If it takes a long time to experience it, Ted can't stand it!Others are also not very good: "Forget it, I will make do here for the night today, tomorrow I will call the plane, pick us up at night, and send us back to the imperial capital during the day!"

In order to fall asleep, Steve specially used precious toilet paper to fill the long tube and stuffed it into his nostrils.
Responding in a funny and boring voice: "I think it's okay! I don't want to stay in this place at all! It's hard to go from luxury to frugality! I'm used to the high-quality life in the north, and when I come back, I want to go to the dry toilet Vomit! Mosquitoes and flies flying all over the sky! I can barely accept the kind of toilet in the castle, throwing it from top to bottom! But I have to use salmon slices to wipe my butt in the toilet! Thinking of this thing being covered in parasites makes me feel uncomfortable! "

Ted covered his head, took out a roll of toilet paper from his pocket, and joked, "Didn't you bring toilet paper?"

"Bring it! You have to cover your nose! Hey!"

Listening to the conversation between the two without aristocratic airs at all, Joseph laughed out loud
"Hey hey hey puffy"

"Who's there!" Hearing the unfamiliar voice, Steve vigilantly touched the right side of his body, ready to draw out his weapon and cover his face with 9mm peanuts at any time!
"Hey! It's me, Joseph!"

As soon as the words fell, a man wearing a futuristic sci-fi invisible battle suit appeared in the field of vision!

"Mr. Prince, long time no see"

"You were by my side just now, weren't you?"

"indeed so."

"In this case, how do you feel about my performance?"

"This person has too many eyes. Even if we have technology, we are still afraid of accidents! Let's talk about it tomorrow. At that time, I will write a report and re-evaluate your level."

"No problem, then I will wait for your good news?"

"Yes, Mr. Steve."

At nine o'clock in the morning of the next day, according to the regulations of the celebration, all the princes who are qualified to seize the heir apparent will go to the martial arts tournament!

The venue of this competition is set at the duel field exclusive to the royal family!
This is the rule set by the ancestors. Everyone who inherits the throne must kill a vicious gangster!

If it is broken here, it will not pass the test of 'wu', and it will not be able to be an emperor!
According to the usual practice, if you want to become the emperor of the Xueman Empire, you don't need to study or ask about government affairs, but you must have martial virtues!
And the aspect of martial arts is reflected here
Only those who can still maintain their sanity in the face of vicious gangsters and kill them back!To be worthy of being an emperor!
Although Ted and Steve didn't know what this was useful for being an emperor, it was after all a rule set by the ancestors!
It's fine if the person sent to the field is really a vicious death row prisoner, at least he can exercise his courage and face the tiger head-on!

But the ones sent out now are basically caught from the slums, the unlucky ones who haven't had enough to eat for a month!
If you want such crooked melons and dates to train the future emperor's mind, at least a patient who has suffered from cerebral thrombosis and hemorrhoids for 20 years can come up with it
Just as he was complaining in his heart, Ted noticed the emperor with a cloudy face. He seemed to know what happened last night, but he didn't intend to do anything to the eldest prince.
Later, Ted learned the secret after being instructed by a wise man.
In terms of noble support, Eddie and Galen are on par, but the religious power in the hands of the first prince is far greater than that of the second prince!This is where it gets tricky!

This is a religious country, where the power of the king is granted by God. It is not an easy matter to inquire about the crime of a senior god!

And the eldest prince Eddie, as a qualified high-level god stick, he perfectly combined his body's disability with his wolf god!

The lost legs are not a disability, but God needs his legs to fight against the devil!The reason it is difficult to reproduce is because God needs something from him to punish the devil
But even so, according to the laws and precepts of the empire, patricide is not allowed, and even a fleeting thought will lead to death!
so!Even though Emperor Leicester didn't plan to pursue it for the sake of the overall situation and his own face, he would still go through the scene in the church.

As long as the eldest prince's words are believed by everyone, he will be released without charge.
After Ted found out about this, he quickly turned on the walkie-talkie and entrusted the agent Mole to find an old man who is proficient in theology in the empire to help!Try to suppress the momentum of the eldest prince in advance.

Not long after the message was sent, the Mole answered.

"My lord, such people are not easy to find. There are no people who understand the theology of the Empire, have rich experience in solving cases, and are on our side or in neutral! But... if you don't mind people who were once enemies, Baron Tomato There is a 190-year-old priest in the territory. He has presided over many patricide cases. His name is Martin. A trainee deacon with a valet named Bruce."

"Well, I see, I will find someone to contact them immediately"

Putting down the walkie-talkie, Ted didn't intend to contact the priest named Martin directly.
There are still important things to do right now!

He wanted to see how the eldest prince would deal with the crisis in front of him as the No. 1 prince who faced the outlaws.

5 minutes later
Sitting in a wheelchair and supported by others, the First Prince came to the west side of the duel arena.

Immediately afterwards, a thin and dry prisoner was thrown out by a group of jailers from the east.

"The duel begins! The eldest prince Andy! Face the vicious gangsters! For the glory of the royal family, and for the future emperor to be full of martial virtue! Please applaud!"

Seeing this, everyone began to applaud and flatter, and many nobles were still cheering in the stands.
On the field, the First Prince raised his hand to respond with a smile on his face, he didn't care about the gangster's strength, it seemed that he already knew what would happen next.
It took a full half a minute before Andy lowered his arm, picked up a thousand-pound winch crossbow from the wheelchair, and aimed at the crumbling gangster in front of him.
If he doesn't shoot again, the person in front of him may collapse due to excessive hunger.

At that time, I can't hold my face anymore
'aim'

It was the first time for Andy to use this thing to hit people officially. Before that, he practiced target shooting and did not shoot people directly with it. Now that he saw a real person, he realized that shooting is not an easy task.

Especially the moving target. Although his moving speed is only one step faster than the dung beetle who is stepping on the dung eggs and running.

But in the eyes of the eldest prince, this prisoner is like Bolt who has eaten Huaqushi and has no time to go to the toilet. He has his own nitrogen to accelerate, and he can rival a rocket when he jumps out, and even surpass the speed of the first universe!

In the eyes of everyone, the prisoner was dying. The spear in his hand was a weapon, rather than a heavy walking stick, which could barely move him.
After another five seconds, the 'vicious' man, who was about to die, saw clearly that he was sitting in a wheelchair in front of him, aiming at his prince with a winch crossbow
Seeing this, a strong desire to survive came!
This body can't be fought hard!At this time, you can earn as much money as you can!It is a gift from the gods to feel the warmth of the sun a little more!

In order to struggle for one more second on the death line, he chose to move sideways!
The next moment, the eldest prince Andy felt that the time had come, so he immediately pulled the trigger and shot the crossbow.
This time, the prisoner made the right bet, and the arrow flew out of the back of his head.

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In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Andy turned to look at his new guard Justin: "Huh, what a tough enemy!"

The guard Justin hurriedly knelt down on one knee to reload the prince, and using his not-so-bright mind, he made up his mouth and said, "Yes! Your Highness, it is said that this man killed a demon in a village. It is not easy to deal with him. !"

In the stands, Ted and Steve could only cover their heads to hide their embarrassment
"Steve, I think such an enemy can be killed instantly with one finger!"

Such a weak enemy is simply an insult to the tradition of the empire!Steve complained disdainfully: "Hey, I think I can send him away with a sneeze"

"Oh? Really? I don't believe it! Unless you sneeze and kill him!"

"Then you can instantly kill with one finger?"

"Really capable"

"Ted! Don't argue with me! I can't beat you!"

"Hey hey, let's practice more"

(End of this chapter)

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