Rebirth 79: I opened a bank in the United States

Chapter 788
In the past, Carter often saw an extremely contradictory argument: Can the traversers hang and beat the aborigines?
Among the tens of thousands of traversers that the Starting Point Traversing Bureau sends to the heavens and worlds every year, there are some people who are coquettish, and their hands and feet are full of arrogance and domineering, "Everyone here is a hot chicken"; Will shy away, hide everything that does not conform to the characteristics of the times, and hide it in a dark corner, just like the light
However, under the first type of article, there are always some comments such as "Do you really think that the aborigines are mentally retarded?" speech.
After finally joining the army of traversers in person, Carter gradually gained his own understanding of this.

Look at the direction!
In the operation of specific affairs, the traverser may not necessarily have an advantage over the aborigines, and their IQ is no worse than yours, and their familiarity with the current rules must be far beyond yours.But in terms of creativity, seeing, and pattern.
Travelers in the era of information explosion undoubtedly have extremely powerful advantages!
For ordinary creators, it is not easy to write a well-received and well-received joke in three days.But for Carter, his only difficulty is to think about which jokes are suitable for this era and for himself as a performer!
Lying on the bed at night, after thinking for a while, Carter had an idea in mind.
He even had time the next day to listen to the live version at a tavern on Grove Street and Orange Street.
Like the controversial rap in the previous life, stand-up comedies performed casually in pubs and bars generally have problems such as unclear conception and insufficient depth of content.And a large number of topics used in the performance come from the activity item "Men's Joy and Women's Love", which is suitable for all ages.
To put it in human terms, a lot of it is dirty jokes!It's meaningless except for a laugh.
Of course, this is not what Carter wants to add any "educational" elements to it, but Carter is very clear that in addition to talking about nasty jokes, talk shows can also be very interesting to talk about other topics!
Time flies to three days later
At nightfall, after Carter had dinner with Joshua Hall, president of the Yale Drama Club, and Mokti Ndiaye, head of the Buckley Symphony Orchestra, who provided the score for the poetic play, the three Come to the Yale Broadway Theater on Elm Street
After changing into a dress in the dressing room, Carter sat quietly while watching the band members who were getting ready.Listening to the last instructions of the student conductor before his debut, I was also thinking about some more divergent questions
Education perhaps?Or maybe it's just the atmosphere in the field of music or art.
Yale is not a good school for cultivating professionals, but in terms of comprehensive talent cultivation, perhaps no other university is his opponent.Take this show for example.
The rent of the theater's concert hall, the performance fees of the Barkley Orchestra and the drama club are not a small amount when added together.But since they dare to arrange this kind of performance, it shows that the audience of the seemingly boring classical art form in Yale is not small!

In a university with only [-] students, large and small orchestras and choirs can break through double digits.Under the requirements of Yale's course selection system, almost everyone has some "talent".
Carter likes this kind of atmosphere very much!

When the light and bright minor key of Norwegian musician Grieg's "Morning Song" sounded, Carter noticed that the lights in front of the stage had dimmed.
The opera "Peer Gynt" officially opens!
The story of "Peer Gynt" is a bit like the fables that Carter read when he was a child.Generally speaking, it tells the story of the life of the playboy Peer Gynt, who has wandering adventures and ups and downs.

When the curtain of the transition fell and the audience relaxed, they were either ready to chat or get up, and took advantage of this intermission to solve the three urgent problems.Accompanied by backstage staff, Carter walked quickly onto the stage
Lifting a corner of the curtain, Carter revealed half of his body. He didn't speak, but his eyes flickered.
Noticing the changes on the stage, many audience members returned to their seats, and the voices of speech gradually became quieter
"Aha! It seems that you are bored! Why don't you listen to me tell a story?"

"You understand? The United States or the Americans are a whole!"

While the upper body is leaning forward, make movements with both hands, repeating in the mouth at the same time:

At this point, Carter began to perform physically:

"It led to a lot of fragmentation, and the United States was like a lot of different countries trying to form a federation. Once you live here for a while, you can see many different Americans at a glance, from coast to coast."

Making a motion of throwing a bullet, coupled with Carter's nervous look, the first burden was successfully thrown.

"Before the story of Peer Gynt's imminent arrival in California comes, I want to tell you about California. As you all know, I'm lucky to be born with a golden hook 8 in my ass." Yes, because I can look around our beautiful country!"

"Like this one! Look, man, you're as nervous as if you're still at war with the British! Do you think you're heading to Saragarto after tonight. Remember to take my copy!"

The vulgar language instantly made many northern students understand what Carter was going to perform on stage at this time.
Shallow laughter sounded.
"However, Ibsen was not so lucky! Like him, in the eyes of many people who have never been to the United States, the United States is a whole!"

Walking to the stage with applause, Carter started his performance:
"Good evening, everyone, I'm Carter Black!"

"But if you live here for a long time, you will find that the United States is very big! Every state is like a country, with its own cuisine, its own way of speaking, its own values, and its own flag."

Although everyone understands that Carter is referring to nervousness, it is the fast-paced cities on the east coast, especially those in the northeastern region.But after connecting it with the War of Independence, I can't help but find that this metaphor is really vivid.
Aren't commuters catching the subway just like soldiers who have been ordered to march in a hurry, afraid of being late? !

At the same time as the applause sounded, Carter didn't give everyone enough time to react, and then began to shake out the second burden!

"In New York, I see something like this almost every day, a guy walking down the street, 'Fuck! I'm walking the f*cking road.'"

This second burden is more like a simulated performance of a situation
A irascible person, walking on the road, stomped his feet suddenly, and cursed directly, as if he was blocked by people everywhere in front of him.
At Yale, where almost everyone except freshmen had been to New York, the scene resonated instantly.

The applause and light laughter that had not stopped just now sounded again
(End of this chapter)