Rebirth 79: I opened a bank in the United States

Chapter 837 Directory
No one knows how to complain better than me!
This is not just Carter's bad taste for Brother Guan Hai, but more of a statement of objective facts.

Maybe on the talk show, there are many little-known little people on the East Coast and New England who will be better and funnier than me!

But the only one who can put it on the stage is yourself!

On Dec. 12, Carter took to the stage in a brightly colored double-breasted gown.
"Gentlemen and ladies, welcome to Tucao Conference! A conference to speak freely! This program is specially produced by TED!"

In front of the main podium, he tapped the inscription card in his hand. Carter had a smile on his lips, and looked at the audience peacefully with his eyes.
Among the audience at the recording site, there are many acquaintances!
In addition to my own family members, Ivanka, Nancy Reagan and other famous people in the future are all there, and apart from them, most of the closed beta viewers are only my classmates and their families.
Acquaintances have the benefits of acquaintances, at least, when I, a non-famous host, received unexpectedly warm applause when I took the stage!Well off to a good start!

"I'm non-famous host Carter Black! Like my accent, I'm Georgia's Peanuts to the convention, never going to the table! I'd better hurry up and introduce our main course for tonight!"

With a shake of the little burden, Carter didn't waste too much time, and went directly to the topic:
"Give us a round of applause for the first guest of the night! Jimmy Carter who went bankrupt because Peanuts couldn't make it to the table!!!"

To be president is to put your own peanut farm into bankruptcy.
This is not only Jimmy Carter's joke, but also one of his black materials: You can't even run a farm well, but you can still run the United States well? !
But after Carter's foreshadowing words, everyone couldn't help but smile a little.Although, everyone knows this is just a joke.
After Jimmy Carter completed the small interaction of admission and sat down in his seat, Carter continued to introduce the second guest:

"Have you seen the big Trump nameplate behind me? Do you think it is the signboard of this building? No! As the owner of this place, I must clarify that this place has never! Never! Never! This signboard! Look at this resplendent and upstart-style lobby. This black signboard, how out of harmony?!"

"I thought my brother and I were heart-to-heart, and it would be no big deal to borrow the venue, but I didn't expect my brother to use my brains. Hey! Donald, after the show, remember to ask me to settle the advertising fee!"

"Give me a round of applause for the second guest tonight! Donald J. Trump born with Jin Gouba in his ass!!"

"Finally, please give us a round of applause, our last guest tonight! An excellent actor, Reagan!!"

"Ohhh?! God!"

"Mr. President actually showed up?!"

With Reagan's figure appearing, even though it has been known for a long time that the current president will be on stage in this program, there are still some exclamations in the audience.

Amid the exclamations, Carter left the podium for the first time, walked towards Reagan, and stretched out his right hand
After showing his respect for the president, when Reagan took his seat, Carter's words suddenly changed, and suddenly became sharp:
"Mr. Reagan, our beloved President of the United States. Compared with seeing you as the president, I really miss the days when I could see you in the film. At any rate, I could sit at home without worry and watch watch TV"

Reagan, who was 72 years old at the time, was worthy of being an actor
Facing Carter's complaints, he shrugged his shoulders very cooperatively, without the cameraman actively adjusting the camera position at all.He himself will turn sideways and fully expose his innocent and helpless expression to the camera
"I remember four years ago, you said 'what is the economic recovery? Jimmy Carter is out of a job!' Now Jimmy Carter has been out of work for three years, where is the economic recovery? What are you doing every day?"

The card in his hand tapped on the table, and Carter turned around, looking at Reagan with indignation.

"Why don't you come back and make some movies, TV series, or even some garbage variety shows! In this way, you can contribute a little more to the US economy. Oh, no! You are recording garbage variety shows now"

"Congratulations, you have found the right path to economic recovery! I will put the high performance fee into the treasury account!"

Excitedly, Carter slapped the table, as if he had discovered a new world, he walked towards Reagan with a big smile, and after a hug, he let Reagan take his place as the speaker.
But this time, the applause Reagan received was not as enthusiastic as expected.

After the handover, Carter even saw Jenny's worried eyes in the audience
Is it doubting that I can speak too much? !

Just now, it seems to be enough to say that it is a little bit more on the line, to accuse the president of his inaction, or even to belittle the president? !

"Cough cough."

Time did not give Carter room to think, Reagan, who stood on the podium, cleared his throat
"Thanks to the rubbish variety show "Tucao Conference" for its contribution to the country."

The voice sounded like a presidential press conference, full of orthodox official flavor.But combined with this content, a contrasting sense of joy arises spontaneously
The show host scolded the president with his feet, and the president immediately followed the other party's words and scolded back.
Who has seen this kind of program? !

But seeing Reagan... no, seeing Mr. President's serious expression, but no sign of anger, Jenny quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
"As early as when I first came to the recording stage, people often asked me: Mr. Reagan, why did you come to this show? Is it because you are really too free?"

"For this kind of question, I just want to say, yes!"

"The United States is a mature country, and the federal government is also a mature government. It should learn to handle government affairs on its own. If everything depends on the president, it only shows that our national system is not perfect!"

"There's a reason I'm on this show other than being too busy in the White House. All proceeds from the show will go to charity! Believe me, the proceeds will be huge!"

Whether sincerely or falsely, contributing to charity is always a politically correct choice.Audience, applause.
After the applause subsided, Reagan spoke again:

"Of course, the above two reasons are not important. The most important reason is that the guests here are all hand-picked by me! Basically, they are all unknown!"

While this speech caused the audience to chuckle, people unconsciously turned their attention to Jimmy Carter who was seated first.
However, Reagan did not pause here for long:
"This way, my beloved New York City, and the people of the country, can turn off the TV early and go to sleep!"

"Look at these people, they are losers! And I like dealing with losers, because it not only makes me feel good, but also makes them feel better about me"

(End of this chapter)