Did something go wrong when the first crossing hit a hydrogen bomb?

Having a good chat with the coffee fanatic named Kofi on the opposite side, the chairman, general manager, captain, maintenance worker, salesman, and head chef of the St. Coffee Merchant Group, Lu Yi finally got the general situation I almost figured it out.

First of all, the nocturnal insect Kofi, who has been on a pilgrimage to the earth and visited 420 cafes, obviously mistook Lu Yi for being a human from the earth he had been to. Picked up something similar to a wormhole.

After all, the universe is full of wonders, and no one can tell what kind of miracles will be born in the universe itself. Although there are not many black technologies lost by interstellar civilizations or gifts from nature, the natives who are still nesting on their home planets are not many, but they are still there. Not unusual.

In Coffey's view, Lu Yi's time-space gate and transit station are just a strange wormhole, a wormhole that can be safely used by humans and collect stellar energy.

In Kofi's words, this kid Lu Yi is really lucky. If he had such a thing back then, he would have drowned in the cafe in the earth's magic capital and couldn't come out.

That is really making money while lying down.

Secondly, Lu Yi's No. [-] time-space gate happened to open in the mother galaxy where the civilization in a star system in their universe was just destroyed by the Akiron civilization.

"This old-fashioned hat civilization that just started sailing in the star system didn't know why it was so brave. It killed Prince Akiron's friends. A few days ago, Prince Akiron took time to come back from Earth and taught them a little lesson."

"A little bit?"

Lu Yi looked at the opposite galaxy where even the parent star had turned into nothingness, is this still a little bit?Isn't that a little bit like?In any case, this civilization has been destroyed, right?
"Haha, no no no, although most of this stupid civilization is extinct, there are still some guys who survived by chance, and now they have been included in the ranks of rare and protected civilizations in the universe. Well, most of them are protected in Akiron In the parks of the ecological planets."

The corner of Lu Yi's mouth twitched, but he didn't say anything in the end.

Although the original Ryakillen civilization seems to be very talkative, the prince died on the earth, and the earth was destroyed as soon as he came up, but he gave time to solve the problem.

But obviously, an animation plus several movies did not expand the Akiron civilization as a supporting role to describe in detail.

A top civilization in the universe, just a little bit of venting, a civilization more developed than the current earth has become an exhibition animal in the zoo.

And why the earth in this universe can negotiate some conditions with the Akirons in the end. After all the princes of Akiron died on the earth, they just snatched back the bead that sealed the Milky Way and gave Akiron a step. Can the one who survived the catastrophe not be hit by the Akiron space fleet?
It's not that the earth is powerful, but what's wrong is that in this world setting, K in the MIB can be in love with another princess of a top civilization, and the Akirons are giving face.

——Although this seems ridiculous to Lu Yi, why did K fall in love with a princess of a top-level cosmic civilization? Your American people are really good at picking up girls.

Not to mention the earth in advance, this poor civilization that didn't even leave a name, now only the star system that raised them and a few undeveloped planets remain. …

These were also bought by the nocturnal bug merchant named Kofi on the opposite side, um, at the price of cabbage.

"It's okay, I earn hard money. There are no treasured mineral deposits, no wonders of the universe, and the technology of ancient civilizations can't be archaeological. There is only one star that can collect some energy and sell it. Isn't it just hard money--I am here The energy collected here for a whole stellar year is enough for me to buy a catty of coffee powder on my home planet!"

"What if it's on Earth?"

"If your earth is open to trade, I can buy all the coffee you have produced so far."

Coffey explained that he wanted [-] kilograms of coffee beans, and he wasn't asking for the price randomly.

And even for the [-] kilograms of coffee, most of them were to be bought by the crew, so that they would keep it a secret, and they couldn't tell the story of an earthling who controlled a strange wormhole here.

"If we say it, we will all be silenced. The big shots in my civilization will definitely occupy this channel and come to smuggle coffee with you!"

After all, according to Kofi, it seems that because of some cosmic civilization convention, other civilizations cannot formally enter into formal scientific and technological material transactions with civilizations like the earth that have not left their home planet.

So although the coffee production on the earth seems very magical to these nocturnal insects, it is even heard that there are 7857 coffee shops in a city like Shanghai, making the earth a paradise-like place in the legend of the nocturnal insect civilization. place.

But, damn it, the people on earth are too disappointing. In the last century, they finally saw the dawn of entering the interstellar civilization. Many nocturnal insects have bought interstellar tickets, and they are ready to join the big family of the universe on the earth as soon as possible. Came on a pilgrimage, but after a certain unbreakable alliance fell, the people on earth cut themselves, and space technology almost stagnated for half a century.

Although the universe is a place where the weak and the strong prey, there are still some conventions and unspoken rules. The top civilizations order to protect these civilizations that have not entered space for their own possible continued development, in order to find a glimmer of hope from infinite possibilities.

If it weren't for a certain K who fell in love with a princess from a top alien civilization, the earth would not allow aliens to enter the country formally, and MIB would not exist.

Even so, direct contact with Earth is prohibited, and trade between alien civilizations and Earth is naturally prohibited.

It is very difficult to apply with MIB to travel or take refuge on the earth, at least for their nocturnal insect civilization.

Kofi was also a smuggler at the beginning. After enjoying coffee on Earth for a month, he was arrested by MIB. Not only was he imprisoned for three years, but his entry permit was also revoked.

The earth rich in coffee does not allow a nocturnal insect who loves coffee like his life to enter?It was worse than killing him.

Moreover, this is not just a love of coffee. You must know that in the civilization of nocturnal worms, coffee is a treasure that only the big men can afford. It is the belief and spiritual center of this civilization. They are willing to engage in illegal transactions under the nose of the top civilization.

And now Lu Yi actually has a natural wormhole in the earth and this star system in Kofei's eyes? …

The combination of the two resulted in the current situation.

Even better, this native who was bound to the planet also illegally dug his master Coffey's mine?

This is not extortion, no, it is a compensation of [-] kilograms, no, [-] kilograms of coffee beans?

Gosh, could there be better news than this?
Yes, the big dog on the opposite side of his meow, even declared that he was willing to settle with them with coffee, and made some transactions that did not comply with the regulations!
Needless to say Kofi, even the worm crew members he fooled into boarding looked at Lu Yi at this moment, as if devout believers were watching the envoys of their own gods descend to earth.

What?Why isn't Lu Yi the incarnation of a god?
Sorry, but for nocturnal bugs, only coffee is their god.

Under the lure of coffee, these cosmic civilization worms were almost unsuspecting, without even carrying a self-defense weapon, and directly entered the transfer station at Lu Yi's invitation.

Then one by one buried their heads in the big vat full of coffee, gulping down gulps.

"Oh, exciting, here is the purest Geisha coffee, I seem to smell the warmth of the Ethiopian sun shining on the earth and the fragrance of tropical fruits."

"God of coffee, this is Blue Mountain Coffee, the most authentic Jamaican Blue Mountain. I seem to see the hard-working picking workers walking on the hillside in the rugged area under the scorching sun, picking coffee beans that are ripe and just right. !"

"This is Colombian coffee. It's absolutely right. This sour, sweet, silky smooth taste exudes a faint and elegant fragrance. Oh, my mouth is filled with this fragrance!"

"Hey, I made it instant and made it into a macchiato. Adding milk foam on top of coffee is evil. I don't admit it's coffee!"

The beautiful female sorcerer who just brought the coffee over with the hands of a sorcerer scratched her cheek in embarrassment. She didn't have the nerve to say that Your Excellency Lu Yi wanted it too urgently. She mixed all the daily drinks of her little sisters and brought them here. .

However, each of these Zergs is really a master of coffee tasting. She herself can't tell what kind of coffee is in the container brought over, whether it is instant or freshly ground, whether it is American or Chinese, or even in transit. Standing, these strange looking Zerg can actually drink it, it's really amazing.

The boss of the worms gulped down a teacup of latte, pointed at his subordinates and cursed with a smile.

"Fuck off, you poor people who haven't even been to the earth! It's just that I have bragged about the taste of various coffees, but I haven't even drank coffee froth. How can you say so much!"

"..."

More than a dozen nocturnal insects killed a whole ton of coffee, and the boss found out more than a dozen bastards who hid coffee with various equipment, and the insects who had solved their addiction well looked at it with happiness. Xiang Lu Yi.

"Here, uh, Your Excellency Lu Yi, is there anything you need me to do?"

God is so pitiful, Lu Yi can actually see the expression of flattery on Chongzi's face. …

Before Lu Yi could say anything, Kofi patted his four little hands, and suddenly realized: "Oh, it is to mine the star energy here, right? No problem, you can continue to mine in the future, as long as we can, every star year, No, every sidereal month, uh, every sidereal week can come to this paradise once, and experience the beauty just now."

Even Lu Yi, a time-space merchant who thought he was earning a difference of [-]%, was a little shocked by this face.

"Are you sure that the stellar energy I mine for a week is only worth one ton of coffee, and it's still a ton of brewed coffee?"

Kofi smacked his mouth, speaking weakly.

"Or, if you don't think it's suitable, a sidereal month is also acceptable."

"..."

After all, in the future, they will use this worm business group to smuggle some black technology from the opposite star society. This is a long-term business, not a one-shot deal. Naturally, Lu Yi can't be too dark, so he patiently explained to the opposite party.

After hearing this, Kofi said nonchalantly: "Don't worry too much, kind Mr. Lu Yi, for our civilization, coffee is a delicacy that only the top people can enjoy. This is the difference in values ​​between us. The price mentioned already made me very uneasy, and it was because there was no middleman to make the difference this time that I dared to call such a high price.”

Lu Yi pondered for a while, and asked, "Then are you interested in doing coffee business with me for a long time?"

Coffey was a little moved, no, it should be said that he was very moved, but reason, or the reason that he could drink coffee for the rest of his life, surpassed this tempting idea.

"I really want to do coffee business with you here, but the supervision of the universe is also very strict. There is also an organization called MIB on the earth that can contact the Council of Universe Civilization. It's okay if I have more coffee here. A large number of interstellar technology products that do not belong to the earth suddenly appear on the earth, this, this will definitely be exposed."

"Hehe, you don't have to worry about that, my friend."

At this time, Lu Yi explained to Kofi the fact that this place is no longer their universe, and even moved out the two movies and anime of the man in black and the detective in black for Kofi to watch again.

"How do you feel?"

"...Bastard, where did these four bastards come from? Why did they stay in the heaven on earth?!"

Coffey wasn't surprised that the transfer station was no longer their universe, but instead he was angry and jealous of the four gags in the play, who never left their coffee cups every day.

God is so pitiful, when he smuggled across the country, he ran around and only enjoyed a month of punching cards at various coffee shops, but he was arrested by MIB and imprisoned for three years. Could these four be the illegitimate children of his own king?
Why can I stay in heaven all the time and enjoy a steady stream of coffee every day without doing anything? !
After finally suppressing his fragile heart that was about to become jealous, Kofi gritted his teeth.

"I did it, why don't I do it, anyway, there is nothing in the civilization convention saying that you can't trade with civilizations in outer universes!"

After all, even the top civilizations in this universe, when formulating the rules, have never seen or thought that there will be a transfer station that can connect different universes.

Civilizations that can travel through the universe must be higher-level civilizations that are stronger than them, and it’s too late to fawn over them. How could they have thought that one day, civilizations from other universes would trade coffee beans with a group of bugs in the black market? Defective goods that can't get on the table?
This joke is not funny.

But it just happened, and it really fulfilled the saying that everything is possible.

However, Kofi still has reason after all. Knowing that this matter involves too much, he dare not make things too big. Although he is very unwilling, the scale of the transaction is still limited.

The coffee beans that Lu Yi trades to Kofi, a small business group that is like a joke, are only increased by about [-] tons of coffee beans on the basis of the amount that is enough for all the employees of the business group to consume each year. One-thousandth of the annual output of coffee beans in the main world.

These amounts, of course, are a lot for a coffee merchant on Earth, but it is a bit, uh, too petty to put it between two interstellar civilizations.