Quick wear: the female supporting role is slapping the face like crazy again

Chapter 559 Eighty Little Cannon Fodder ([-])
"It's impossible for Zhang Zhiqing to teach you how to count your fingers without wearing clothes at night?"

Seeing Li Guangzu and Zhang Beilei being covered in gold by the pigs, You An was overjoyed, and his voice became louder and louder, wishing that the whole village would come to watch the fun.

"Li Guangming, you bastard, you are killing me!"

In the morning, he was sleeping soundly with his arms around a woman, and suddenly he was awakened by a pig shit bomb. He ran out covered in shit and was kicked around by an old sow.

Now, hearing Li Guangming's taunting voice, he immediately ran out towards Li Guangming regardless of the two old sows.

Seeing Li Guangzu running towards him aggressively, You An not only did not have any fear on his face, on the contrary, there was a little expectation.

"You bastard, I want to hurt Lao Tzu, I will kill you, let you know that Lao Tzu is someone you can't afford!"

Li Guangzu rushed over and punched You'an fiercely, cursing while hitting his mouth!

"Brother Azu, give him a good lesson, beat him to the ground and call him daddy!"

Zhang Beilei, who was still being chased by the sows in the courtyard, shouted at Li Guangzu.

"Hehe, what's the point of calling me dad? I want him to call me grandpa!"

Hearing the woman's cry, Li Guangzu shouted with a bit of disdain on his face, and swung his fist at You'an more vigorously.

The fist was blowing towards the face with a strong wind, and when it was about to hit You'an's face, You'an's head deftly flashed to the side, avoiding the powerful fist in a hurry.

When the blow was missed, Li Guangzu became even more angry in his heart, ready to raise his fist and continue beating people!
However, as soon as he made his fist, You'an kicked him with a smirk on his face, kicking him away like a rag bag!

"You, you, you dare to hit me?"

Li Guangzu who was kicked out looked at You An with disbelief and asked.

You An didn't talk nonsense, ran up to Li Guangzu, stepped on his chest with his right foot, looked down at him condescendingly, and said sarcastically, "You have a brain problem? I've already done it, you Do you dare to ask?"

"You, you, you don't know who I am?"

Hearing You'an's answer, Li Guangzu asked in shock and bewilderment.

"I know!"

Facing Li Guangzu's doubts, You An smiled and said, "Your father is the village head, and you are the son of a corrupt criminal!"

"Mingwazi, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Before Li Guangzu could refute You'an's words, the village chief Li Tiegen, who ran out after hearing the movement, yelled sharply.

Facing the coercion released by the village chief, You'an did not flinch in any way, and looked at Li Tiegen who was driving pigs into the pigsty calmly, and said: "If you are not corrupt, everyone is from Lijiagou, why should you My family lives in a big tiled house made of green bricks, while other people’s houses are all thatched houses with earthen walls?"

"..."

Li Tiegen was asked for a moment, and when he was about to open his mouth to answer, You An had already looked away, and smiled at Li Guangzu who was trampled under his feet: "But, now, you are just a man who robbed my woman!"

Hearing You'an's words, Li Guangzu growled speechlessly: "Put your mother's stinky farts on, Jiang Sujuan is dry, the front and back are flat, like a piece of air-dried meat, will I like it?"

"I'm not talking about Jiang Sujuan!"

"Who is that?"

"Of course it's the little sow you slept with your arms around last night..."

While talking, You'an winked at Zhang Beilei who poked her head out of the room, and blew a kiss along the way, looking extremely frivolous.

"You mean Lelei?"

Li Guangzu, who was stepped on the ground, said mockingly: "Li Guangming, I know that you miss Lei Lei and have been pursuing Lei Lei before, but this person just wants to recognize the reality, even if you try to please her like a dog. Lei Lei, but, Lei Lei is only interested in me, Li Guangzu!"

"And you, Li Guangming, are only worthy of a washboard like Jiang Sujuan!"

If it hadn't been for being stepped on the ground, Li Guangzu's expression would have been even worse: "Li Guangming, the gap between people cannot be bridged by your efforts."

"Ha ha……"

Youan saw Li Tiegen beckoning a group of people to grab people under his feet, kicked Li Guangzu out, and said with a smile: "Li Guangzu, you are so pitiful, you were deceived by a flirtatious woman!
You don't know, the woman you slept with your arms around last night seduced me in various ways, but I'm self-willed, and I just don't like to send it to my door, even if Zhang Beilei took off her clothes, I didn't Get started! "

"You fart, Lei Lei and I were so popular when we were young, it is impossible to do those things."

Hearing You'an's words, Li Guangzu, who had just been lifted up from the ground by Li Tiegen and others, blushed and roared angrily.

"I've said it all. I thought she was dirty, so I didn't touch her."

Glancing back at Li Guangzu, You An said angrily: "But, I don't know if others have touched her. After all, I heard that some women can pretend to be popular. We are all brothers in the same family, so I will give it to you." Speak these heartfelt words!"

"Li Guangming, you lied, I didn't!"

Zhang Beilei in the room was so angry when she heard Li Guangming's lies, she ran out and shouted regardless of the pig feces on her body.

"That's right, you're right, you didn't take off your clothes in front of me to seduce me, and I didn't know you had two moles on your left butt!"

You'an shrugged and said indifferently.

"!!!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent!
Even the moles on the buttocks are very clear. If you say you haven't seen it, they won't believe it!

Also unbelievable is Li Guangzu.

He shouted at Li Guangming angrily: "Li Guangming, I want to kill you!"

"come!"

As Li Guangzu angrily broke free from the shackles of the crowd and ran towards him, You An took out a machete with a cold light from somewhere, and said to Li Guangzu: "Come on, today either you die or I live!"

Li Guangzu, who was running fast, slammed on the brakes the moment he saw the machete, and roared at You An: "Li Guangming, you liar, didn't you say that you came to throw the firecracker because I robbed your woman? Later, it was said that you didn't even touch Lei Lei when she was naked, so how could she be your woman?
You made it up to lie to me, didn't you? "

Hearing Li Guangzu's words, You An looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, and said mockingly: "Yes, yes, yes, I can't help it if you think so, after all, you know best whether Zhang Beilei has moles on her buttocks! "

"Li Guangming, you didn't even touch me, what kind of woman am I?"

Zhang Beilei in the courtyard yelled hurriedly when she heard that Li Guangming repeatedly ruined her reputation.

After shouting, I realized that I had said something wrong, and hurriedly changed my words: "No, I have never undressed in front of you!"

"Yes, yes, you are right!"

Shrugging at Zhang Beilei, You An said helplessly.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head again and said to Li Guangzu: "Although I don't touch her, but after seeing, seeing, she has been branded with my Li Guangming, and now she is following you behind my back, isn't it worth it?" May I ask?
Your dog has gone to someone else's house, why don't you ask? "

(End of this chapter)