After binding the Xiuxian system, I became popular on variety shows
Chapter 19 Why doesn't it count?
Chapter 19 Why doesn't it count?
Li Yan is the initiator of Charm 101.
The original intention of holding the "Charm 101" talent show variety show was because he felt that the current entertainment circle was too boring and lacked vitality at all.
In order to liven up the entertainment industry, Li Yan proposed to create a talent show variety show to inject new vitality into the dead entertainment industry.
Li Yan stared at Jiang Yu on the stage with great interest.
After being reminded by Su Yunxiang, he also remembered the previous incident.
The video of "Jiang Yu" slapping Ye Feiyan ten times had been on trending searches for several days before, but he accidentally clicked on it and ended up watching it all.
He thought it was very interesting at the time, and wanted to sign her to a contract, but Qian Duoduo took the lead.
After that, the signing of the contract was over.
Li Yan stroked his chin and murmured in a low voice, "The temperament seems to have changed."
become more attractive.
……
Since "Charm 101" was broadcast, there has never been such a contestant.
It's simply not surprising.
Although the audience was overjoyed, Jiang Yu herself didn't think it was funny.
She's telling the whole truth, okay?
Seeing everyone laughing heartily, Jiang Yu felt puzzled and looked puzzled.
Miao Wenjun rubbed his cheeks stiff from laughing, picked up the microphone and said, "Personal trainee Jiang Yu, please start your performance!"
After finishing speaking, Miao Wenjun put down the microphone and crossed his hands in front of his chest, looking like he was ready to watch a good show.
I wonder what kind of program this special trainee will perform?
The audience looked at Jiang Yu on the stage expectantly.
Everyone is guessing what she will perform.
Sing?Dance?It doesn't feel like it.
Looking at her outfit today, she should be able to perform a handsome rap, right?
Many people think so.
Before the secretary came in, Qian Duoduo thought the same way.
Soon, Qian Duoduo was found out that he had made a big mistake.
As Jiang Yu said before, "It's small, the layout is small."
It turns out that special people don't always go the usual route.
……
On the stage, Jiang Yu held the microphone in her hand and first tried the pitch.
Gives a very professional and reliable feeling.
"Huh, huh, can you hear me?"
"Hey, I need a prop before the performance, please wait a moment."
After Jiang Yu finished speaking, she put down the microphone and scanned the stage with her eyes.
The audience watched her move around the stage in disbelief.
Finally, Jiang Yu stopped in a corner, and her tone was full of joy, "I found it!"
The camera teacher thoughtfully cut close-ups, capturing the props in Jiang Yu's mouth clearly.
"Is the prop talking about a stool?"
Mi Wenyan asked.
Jiang Yu shook her head and said with a smile, "It's the bricks under the stool legs."
"?"
"??"
Both the instructor and the audience are dumbfounded.
What are you talking about?
Are bricks props?What on earth do you want!
Jiang Yu walked back to the center of the stage with four bricks in her arms, and explained, "I sing and dance so-so. In order to show my strength, I'll show everyone a broken brick!"
Is there really any causal relationship between the two?
After Jiang Yu finished speaking, she picked up a brick with her free right hand and slapped it on the head.
"Clap" sound.
Jiang Yu's head was fine, but the brick was broken all over the floor.
Immediately afterwards, the second block, the third block, and the fourth block.
The whole movement is smooth and flowing, without the slightest pause.
As if she hadn't had enough of it, Jiang Yu squatted down under the dumbfounded gaze of the crowd.
She picked the larger one out of several pieces and placed it in front of her.
Then, with a punch, the pieces turned into powder.
This is the result of her restraining her strength, otherwise the stage would be punched with a hole.
As if addicted to playing, Jiang Yu put all the pieces together with a smile.
With a few palms, all the fragments became powder in an instant.
Jiang Yu stood up, looked at the results at her feet, and nodded with satisfaction.
She was satisfied, but the online and offline audience and mentors were stunned.
Quiet, deathly quiet.
What a goddamn iron-headed broken brick!
What he is talking about here is the girl group talent show variety show, not the Guinness World Record, okay? !
You wake up a bit!
The three tutors opened their mouths wide open, and suddenly they were at a loss for words, not knowing how to comment.
Su Yunxiang's hand holding the microphone trembled, always feeling that Jiang Yu would rush to the instructor's platform in a second.
He forcibly suppressed the panic in his heart, and asked tentatively, "Do you think that part just now is a talent show?"
Jiang Yu thought for a while, then replied, "Well...why doesn't it count?"
The barrage began to swipe the screen frantically.
"Hahahahaha, classic quotations, why don't they count?"
"Good guy, you are Liu Haocun himself, right?"
"I fucking laughed to death, the instructor was dumbfounded!"
"To be honest, this is the first time I've seen someone's talent show in a women's group audition, it's hard to beat! It's absolutely amazing!"
"Jiang Yu, right? I'm a fan, and I'll be the number one diehard fan from now on!"
"This doesn't suit my appetite, it just grows directly on my stomach."
"No wonder fans like to call Jiang Yu Sister Jiang, I immediately understood."
……
The president's office on the top floor of Blue Sky Media.
Qian Duoduo jumped up from the sofa angrily.
She pointed to the screen on the tablet and asked the secretary next to her, "Do you think she is sick? She's acting like a broken brick in a talent show!"
The secretary smiled until his eyes narrowed, "Mr. Qian, although Sister Jiang's actions are a little outrageous, the effect is still quite good."
"I watched the bullet chats posted by the audience in the live broadcast room, and eight out of ten were discussing her."
After Qian Duoduo heard this, she gradually calmed down, and she quickly opened Jiang Yu's live broadcast room.
Sure enough, the number of fans has skyrocketed and will soon reach 600 million.
Now Jiang Yu's popularity is definitely number one, and she is an absolute favorite.
Qian Duoduo suddenly realized, "Do you think she did it on purpose?"
The secretary nodded, "I think it's very possible, Sister Jiang must have made a plan early in the morning."
Jiang Yu, who was far away on the stage of the talent show, suddenly sneezed without warning.
If she knew about the conversation between Qian Duoduo and the secretary, she would definitely yell for injustice.
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"
……
After Jiang Yu said "why doesn't it count?", there was a loud applause at the scene.
After feeling the enthusiastic feedback from the audience, Jiang Yu became more and more satisfied with her performance.
Why is breaking bricks with an iron head not considered a talent?
The trainees watching in the background had never seen such a scene before, and they all got up from their seats and applauded Jiang Yu non-stop.
When the director saw this scene, he quickly called the photographer over to take pictures.
……
(End of this chapter)
Li Yan is the initiator of Charm 101.
The original intention of holding the "Charm 101" talent show variety show was because he felt that the current entertainment circle was too boring and lacked vitality at all.
In order to liven up the entertainment industry, Li Yan proposed to create a talent show variety show to inject new vitality into the dead entertainment industry.
Li Yan stared at Jiang Yu on the stage with great interest.
After being reminded by Su Yunxiang, he also remembered the previous incident.
The video of "Jiang Yu" slapping Ye Feiyan ten times had been on trending searches for several days before, but he accidentally clicked on it and ended up watching it all.
He thought it was very interesting at the time, and wanted to sign her to a contract, but Qian Duoduo took the lead.
After that, the signing of the contract was over.
Li Yan stroked his chin and murmured in a low voice, "The temperament seems to have changed."
become more attractive.
……
Since "Charm 101" was broadcast, there has never been such a contestant.
It's simply not surprising.
Although the audience was overjoyed, Jiang Yu herself didn't think it was funny.
She's telling the whole truth, okay?
Seeing everyone laughing heartily, Jiang Yu felt puzzled and looked puzzled.
Miao Wenjun rubbed his cheeks stiff from laughing, picked up the microphone and said, "Personal trainee Jiang Yu, please start your performance!"
After finishing speaking, Miao Wenjun put down the microphone and crossed his hands in front of his chest, looking like he was ready to watch a good show.
I wonder what kind of program this special trainee will perform?
The audience looked at Jiang Yu on the stage expectantly.
Everyone is guessing what she will perform.
Sing?Dance?It doesn't feel like it.
Looking at her outfit today, she should be able to perform a handsome rap, right?
Many people think so.
Before the secretary came in, Qian Duoduo thought the same way.
Soon, Qian Duoduo was found out that he had made a big mistake.
As Jiang Yu said before, "It's small, the layout is small."
It turns out that special people don't always go the usual route.
……
On the stage, Jiang Yu held the microphone in her hand and first tried the pitch.
Gives a very professional and reliable feeling.
"Huh, huh, can you hear me?"
"Hey, I need a prop before the performance, please wait a moment."
After Jiang Yu finished speaking, she put down the microphone and scanned the stage with her eyes.
The audience watched her move around the stage in disbelief.
Finally, Jiang Yu stopped in a corner, and her tone was full of joy, "I found it!"
The camera teacher thoughtfully cut close-ups, capturing the props in Jiang Yu's mouth clearly.
"Is the prop talking about a stool?"
Mi Wenyan asked.
Jiang Yu shook her head and said with a smile, "It's the bricks under the stool legs."
"?"
"??"
Both the instructor and the audience are dumbfounded.
What are you talking about?
Are bricks props?What on earth do you want!
Jiang Yu walked back to the center of the stage with four bricks in her arms, and explained, "I sing and dance so-so. In order to show my strength, I'll show everyone a broken brick!"
Is there really any causal relationship between the two?
After Jiang Yu finished speaking, she picked up a brick with her free right hand and slapped it on the head.
"Clap" sound.
Jiang Yu's head was fine, but the brick was broken all over the floor.
Immediately afterwards, the second block, the third block, and the fourth block.
The whole movement is smooth and flowing, without the slightest pause.
As if she hadn't had enough of it, Jiang Yu squatted down under the dumbfounded gaze of the crowd.
She picked the larger one out of several pieces and placed it in front of her.
Then, with a punch, the pieces turned into powder.
This is the result of her restraining her strength, otherwise the stage would be punched with a hole.
As if addicted to playing, Jiang Yu put all the pieces together with a smile.
With a few palms, all the fragments became powder in an instant.
Jiang Yu stood up, looked at the results at her feet, and nodded with satisfaction.
She was satisfied, but the online and offline audience and mentors were stunned.
Quiet, deathly quiet.
What a goddamn iron-headed broken brick!
What he is talking about here is the girl group talent show variety show, not the Guinness World Record, okay? !
You wake up a bit!
The three tutors opened their mouths wide open, and suddenly they were at a loss for words, not knowing how to comment.
Su Yunxiang's hand holding the microphone trembled, always feeling that Jiang Yu would rush to the instructor's platform in a second.
He forcibly suppressed the panic in his heart, and asked tentatively, "Do you think that part just now is a talent show?"
Jiang Yu thought for a while, then replied, "Well...why doesn't it count?"
The barrage began to swipe the screen frantically.
"Hahahahaha, classic quotations, why don't they count?"
"Good guy, you are Liu Haocun himself, right?"
"I fucking laughed to death, the instructor was dumbfounded!"
"To be honest, this is the first time I've seen someone's talent show in a women's group audition, it's hard to beat! It's absolutely amazing!"
"Jiang Yu, right? I'm a fan, and I'll be the number one diehard fan from now on!"
"This doesn't suit my appetite, it just grows directly on my stomach."
"No wonder fans like to call Jiang Yu Sister Jiang, I immediately understood."
……
The president's office on the top floor of Blue Sky Media.
Qian Duoduo jumped up from the sofa angrily.
She pointed to the screen on the tablet and asked the secretary next to her, "Do you think she is sick? She's acting like a broken brick in a talent show!"
The secretary smiled until his eyes narrowed, "Mr. Qian, although Sister Jiang's actions are a little outrageous, the effect is still quite good."
"I watched the bullet chats posted by the audience in the live broadcast room, and eight out of ten were discussing her."
After Qian Duoduo heard this, she gradually calmed down, and she quickly opened Jiang Yu's live broadcast room.
Sure enough, the number of fans has skyrocketed and will soon reach 600 million.
Now Jiang Yu's popularity is definitely number one, and she is an absolute favorite.
Qian Duoduo suddenly realized, "Do you think she did it on purpose?"
The secretary nodded, "I think it's very possible, Sister Jiang must have made a plan early in the morning."
Jiang Yu, who was far away on the stage of the talent show, suddenly sneezed without warning.
If she knew about the conversation between Qian Duoduo and the secretary, she would definitely yell for injustice.
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"
……
After Jiang Yu said "why doesn't it count?", there was a loud applause at the scene.
After feeling the enthusiastic feedback from the audience, Jiang Yu became more and more satisfied with her performance.
Why is breaking bricks with an iron head not considered a talent?
The trainees watching in the background had never seen such a scene before, and they all got up from their seats and applauded Jiang Yu non-stop.
When the director saw this scene, he quickly called the photographer over to take pictures.
……
(End of this chapter)
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