After binding the Xiuxian system, I became popular on variety shows

Chapter 46 Nonsense Literature (plus more)
Jiang Yu, "How about it, is it okay?"

Li Yan gave her a thumbs up, "Very good!"

Jiang Yu, "Have you remembered the words?"

Li Yan nodded, he is a professional actor.

Memorizing words is easy for him, and it is not a problem at all.

The next second, Jiang Yu got up from her seat, "Host, we've finished the adaptation!"

The host Chen Kaibin looked at Li Yan and Jiang Yu in surprise.

He asked the two of them with his eyes, "Seriously, are you kidding me?"

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows, "Nonsense, of course I'm serious, what's the point of joking about this?"

Chen Kaibin quickly adjusted his state, and said in a joyful tone, "It's unbelievable, the first adapted song was born, and I invited Li Yan and Jiang Yu to come on stage to sing the adapted song!"

Some guests sneered, and sincerely did not believe that someone could really adapt a well-known song in such a short period of time.

Some guests turned a deaf ear and still bowed their heads to create.

There were also a few guests who put off their creations and looked curiously at Li Yan and Jiang Yu in the center of the stage.

Wang Qingji was one of the few guests.

The whole song of "Compendium of This Field" takes less than 3 minutes.

There is no need to rush this moment.

There are 10 minutes left in the time, and if you can create, you can create it sooner or later.

If you can't create it, even if you have 3 minutes more, you still can't create it.

on the stage.

Jiang Yu and Li Yan looked at each other and smiled.

The accompaniment of "Compendium of Materia Medica" sounded.

The melody has not changed, it is still the original melody.

The first stanza is sung by Li Yan.

"If Hua Tuo is alive, it means he is not dead."

"For foreigners who come to learn Chinese characters, it is even more necessary for people in China to learn Chinese characters."

"Nyxony, Cassia, and Xanthium are all Chinese characters."

"Huangyaozi, Kudouzi, and Toosendan are all Chinese characters."

"My way, not yours."

"I'll teach you Chinese characters, and read a few words after me."

"A few words, a few words, GO!"

"A few words, a few words, GO!"

"Look at me grabbing a handful of traditional Chinese medicine, not western medicine."

"I have a leisurely expression, let's dance roughly."

"You can only jump roughly, but you can't jump in detail."

"Neon signs, mottled colors."

"Mottled is a color, not a sign."

"Hey!"

"I have a leisurely expression, let's dance roughly."

"If you have a bad face, you won't be able to jump."

"WOW~"

"Show the block letters boldly, very boldly."

"The ending lies flat, now it's open."

"Humph!"

After the rhythm ended, Jiang Yu sang the second verse.

"What kind of pill is refined, it is what kind of pill."

"The velvet slices should not be too thin. If you don't want to slice it, don't care if it is thin or not."

"Guiling jelly, Yunnan Baiyao, they are all traditional Chinese medicines."

"Half a catty is five taels, not too much, not too little, and the weight is just right."

"Listen to me that traditional Chinese medicine is bitter, and life is even more bitter."

"Quickly open the Compendium of Materia Medica, it says it was compiled by Li Shizhen."

"Toad Su, Dilong, two yuan and five yuan per catty."

"It costs five yuan to buy two catties, and two hundred and five yuan to buy one hundred catties."

"It's the light, it's the light."

"Sing together!"

"It's the light, it's the light."

"Hey!"

"Let me adjust a folk prescription, which is different from common prescriptions."

"Hanfang, which has been rooted for thousands of years, is like taking root for ten centuries."

"I have a leisurely expression, let's dance roughly."

"Because of the details of the dance, I can't learn it."

"A neon sign, with neon colors."

"In the gorgeous city, not outside the city."

"I have a leisurely expression, let's dance roughly."

"If you don't have a leisurely expression, you can't dance."

"WOW~"

"Show the block letters with pride and give a punch to the dialogue."

"You can't write without punching him first."

"Humph!"

The accompaniment stopped, the two finished singing, and returned to their seats to sit down.

The guests at the scene, "???"

Director and crew, "???"

Host Chen Kaibin, "???"

Everyone at the scene had a series of question marks.

Is this an adaptation?Of course it does.

but……

It took Chen Kaibin 1 minute this time before he finally adjusted his state.

"Can you tell me about the creative experience of this adapted song?"

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yu and motioned for her to say a few words.

Jiang Yu didn't refuse, and picked up the microphone, "I call this adapted song "Compendium of Materia Medica Nonsense Version."

Chen Kaibin thought to himself, "That's true. If Hua Tuo didn't die, it means that he is alive. Hearing this sentence, I am dumbfounded."

"I don't have any creative experience. When I suddenly think of it, I just write it down."

10. When [-] minutes are up, the creation time is over.

All the other guests came on stage to perform their own adapted songs, but none of them were as interesting as Jiang Yu's adapted songs.

Backstage, flight guest lounge.

The program director is talking to Li Yan and Jiang Yu.

"Will the Heavenly King come in the next issue?"

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu shook her head, it's enough to play once, it's boring after a long time.

Li Yan, "Not coming."

The program director was speechless.

He could tell that Li Yan listened to Jiang Yu in everything.

Please, you are the king of heaven, how can you listen to a trainee?

The director of the program originally wanted to persuade Jiang Yu to participate in another episode through the banquet, but now it seems that there is no hope.

The program director shook his head, and after a few pleasantries, he turned and left the lounge.

Li Yan hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "The recording of the variety show is over, are you planning to go back?"

Jiang Yu shook her head resolutely, "I won't go back, eat first, I'm hungry!"

Hearing this, Li Yan's face showed obvious joy, "Okay, I invite you."

Jiang Yu's eyes lit up, "That's a good relationship, let's go!"

Qi Xun watched the two of them walking towards the door with a speechless face.

Sister Jiang, wake up quickly!

Don't be abducted just because of a meal!

While thinking, Qi Xun prepared to follow the two of them.

But was stopped by Zeng Xiong.

Qi Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, "Why?"

Zeng Xiong was full of smiles, "I treat you to dinner."

Qi Xun, "Huh? The weasel has no good intentions in wishing the chicken a new year. I won't go!"

Zeng Xiong, "Go ahead, order whatever you want."

Just kidding, he has been Li Yan's manager since his debut.

Could he not know what Li Yan was thinking?
That kid Li Yan obviously has a crush on Jiang Yu, he must stop Qi Xun no matter what!

After all, there is a world of two people, what is going on with a light bulb?

Qi Xun struggled for two seconds, "Really?"

Zeng Xiong patted his chest and assured, "It's absolutely true!"

Qi Xun, "Then let's go."

Zeng Xiong, "Well, let's go, you pick a place."

Zeng Xiong's heart was bleeding, he murmured in his heart, "Boy Li, I'm going to bleed profusely because of you, you have to fight hard!"

A high-end restaurant.

Zeng Xiong and Qi Xun sat facing each other.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Zeng Xiong looked at the candlestick in the middle of the table with a livid face.

He gritted his teeth and asked, "Are you sure you want to eat here?"

Qi Xun took it for granted, "It's pretty good here."

"Snapped!"

Zeng Xiong slapped the table and stood up, "This is a fucking restaurant for couples!"

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