king of black mist.

Chapter 337 Don't Eat Roast Goose

Li Changzhou felt his face was warm, like sitting by the firepit when he was a child, he wiped his face, looked back, and saw that the little swan lady was just right.

"I—" He turned to ask Yang Qinglan for instructions, "Can I say a bad word?"

"can."

"Damn!" Li Changzhou reached out to catch the little swan lady, the smell was so tangy that one subconsciously wanted to take a bite.

The real fire of samadhi, with the divine wind of samadhi, rolled like a wave and headed towards the Liuguang Bridge.

Many creatures in the outer layer were turned into ashes, and the fact that the little swan lady cooked it just right was already a manifestation of her physical strength.

"Ang!" the dragon girl raised her head to the sky and roared angrily, the dragon's body twisted.

rumble! !
There was a muffled thunderclap in the clouds, and heavy rain was crackling down.

With the sound of wind, thunder, rain, and the sound of burning flames, in the blink of an eye, the entire South China Sea Stormy Cliff was in chaos.

I don't know what this water is, but it can extinguish the real fire of Samadhi.

The green-clothed woman and the pink-clothed woman transformed into one another, and with a bang, a willow tree and a peach tree appeared between the sky and the earth, and the two trees rose from the ground.

The willow and peach trees grew bigger and bigger, their roots meandering into the South China Sea like a group of snakes coming out of their holes, while their branches and leaves soared into the clouds, blooming all over the world.

The dots that make up the Liuguang Bridge all fall on the willow tree and the peach tree. The two trees are as bright as stars, like a dream.

Flame, strong wind, and heavy rain are like three giants fighting in the South China Sea. If they touch them casually, they will burn the sky and boil the sea, but they can't invade the willow and peach trees.

The "BMW Carved Car" strode across the sky, shuttling among the endless willow branches, and the petals rained down on the car.

The dragon whales of the Taoist priests on the opposite side also shuttled among the peach blossoms and willow branches one by one, as if they had entered a painting.

"What's going on?" Yao Chi walked out.

"A fight?" Li Qianxia also came out, and she suddenly called out, "Brother! When is it, you're still eating roast duck!"

".This is roast goose!"

"It doesn't matter, anyone who sees it has a share. I want duck wings."

Yang Qinglan brushed away the willow sticks facing her face with Ruyi in her hand, she was going to be so mad at the brother and sister, what time was it, they were even roasting duck and goose.

Li Changzhou dodged Li Qianxia's outstretched hand, and when the carriage passed a tree trunk, he put the little swan lady among the peach blossoms.

A purple fire dragon rushed forward, the flames shone, and it barked its teeth and claws at the carriage.

Whoosh!A wicker rope fell down, tied Zilong's neck from behind.

When the divine wind of samadhi blows, the peach blossoms are like rain, and scales cover Zilong's body, suffocating it to death.

Li Changzhou's Jade Bee Sword turned into a beast whip, and he lashed at the horse's buttocks. The white horse fought hard, and led the carriage through the raging fire, endless wicker and peach blossoms.

"It's like a spring outing!" Li Qianxia laughed happily, and reached out to pick up the petals.

Yang Qinglan tapped her palm with Ruyi, and said to Li Changzhou, "Choose one, help the Taoist or help the Dragon Girl?"

boom!
A ball of lightning as thick as a water tank and tens of meters long blasted towards Li Changzhou.

Snapped!Li Changzhou pulled out his whip, and the apricot-yellow light collided with the lightning, canceling each other out.

"Need to say? Of course the heirs of the dragon are helping the dragon! Drive!" Li Changzhou drove the carriage towards the dragon whale.

The light in Yang Qinglan's hand rose from Ruyi, turning into a "Laurel Palace Lantern".

She held the lantern in her left hand and the palace lantern in her right hand, and blew lightly on her pink lips.

call!
The cold white moonfire washed away and surrounded the carriage, regardless of real fire, kamikaze, thunder, and heavy rain, as long as they dared to come, they would all be swallowed by the moonfire.

Yaochi took out the Qiqin knife, and flicked the blade with his fingers.

bang~
Thunderbird, Electric Crow, Wind Falcon, Fire Phoenix, Crane, Ibis, Iron-winged Eagle, the seven birds spread their wings and replaced the BMW pulling the cart.

The seven birds raised their necks and neighed, the fire and lightning all the way, rampant.

"Stop them!" Thirty dragon whales approached, and the Qingcheng Sword Sect formed a sword formation.

These Taoist priests pointed their fingers, and the sky filled with sword light hit their heads and faces.

When Li Changzhou raised his whip, it was just a lash.

The true light of water that merged with "Xuan Shui" turned into a black dragon, eating the sword energy of half the sky in one bite.

"What a powerful demon technique, scattered sword light!"

The sword light of Qingcheng that merged into a big river suddenly exploded and came from all directions.

"It's a waste of mana, Qian Xia!" Li Changzhou shouted.

Li Qianxia turned her mana into divine will, flicked it, and teleported with the carriage.

boom!
Jian Guang collided with the original position of the carriage, and the blasted air wave even blew up the boundless hanging wicker like a veil.

Qi Qin pulled the carriage and rushed above the sky.

The vast sea of ​​clouds, the gust of wind blowing against the face, the real fire of samadhi burned half of the sky red.

The dragon girl was surrounded by hundreds of dragon whales, and Lei Fa, talismans, and sword lights were thrown to her like feeding.

"Qian Xia, go and help her, remember to use less mana!" Yang Qinglan manipulated the moon fire and collided with the real fire of samadhi.

Immortal mana is vast, but replenishing it is also very troublesome.

She, Yao Chi, and Li Qianxia didn't fight against Ji Gong on the West Lake, not only to guard against sneak attacks, but also to save mana.

Even Li Changzhou and Jigong used their bodies to test each other in the beginning.

"Leave it to me!" Li Qianxia jumped off the carriage.

She landed three meters below the carriage, and with a bang, her speed instantly broke the sound barrier, plowed a long ravine in the sea of ​​clouds, and rushed towards the battlefield.

A blood-colored steel gun appeared in her hand, and she was dressed in a "corner suit" that fused with Mi Er's metal.

Swinging his hands, the body of the gun swirled, and the head of a dragon whale was blown away.

The dragon whale is shot flying by a thin steel gun, just like an island being lifted by a bamboo pole, which has a great sense of visual conflict.

Li Qianxia landed on Dragon Girl: "Little Dragon Girl, I'll help you!"

The steel spear spun, relying on physical skills, and threw a nest of lightning from the Shenxiao sect towards a huge talisman sword as if guided by the situation.

The sky crackled and exploded like a bomb, and it was like countless fireworks, ignited in an instant.

"Don't sit on me!" Dragon Girl has dignity.

"Stop talking nonsense, look at my golden and iron horse!"

The dragon girl changed from a small jade white dragon to a mighty and majestic golden dragon, so angry that she roared to the sky.

The thunderous roar made the Taoist priests dizzy and lost control of their mana; the mighty dragon power made the dragon whales freeze one by one and fall straight from the sea of ​​clouds.

Bang!
A dragon whale fell into the South China Sea, smashing up huge waves, and the waves rushed to the clouds, and were burned into white mist by the moon fire and the true fire of Samadhi.

The fog was billowing, and all kinds of mana lights flickered inside, creating chaos.

A Taoist priest pushed aside the willow sticks, held a talisman sword, and looked around vigilantly.

In Fengboya in the South China Sea, the spiritual consciousness cannot be released, and the dignified ascetics are as cautious as ordinary people.

Swish!
The talisman sword lit up red and was about to strike out, but the opposite was the Taoist priest of the Shenxiao sect holding a thunder in the palm of his hand.

The two breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

At this moment, two willow sticks swished to bind the two of them, and before the two of them shouted to resist, there was a hula, and the peach blossom petals wrapped them tightly.

In a blink of an eye, the wicker and cross-stitching work together to complete the packing.

When the fog dissipated, the willow tree was full of people tied up, and the five leading immortals were also defeated one by one.

Li Qianxia took the dragon girl who turned into a golden dragon, and caught two; the remaining three were turned into long blue ribbons by Tian Zhili, and tied into rice dumplings.

Longnu, Liushu, and Taohua were shocked, they never thought that Yaochi, who was so charming and so soft that she was about to fall on the man beside her, was so strong.

Getting rid of three third-class immortals is not worth mentioning to Yao Chi.

If it is not stingy with mana, where there is no need to rely on the fog, the opponent can be suppressed directly by flipping hands.

After all, this is a third-class immortal in the Song Dynasty. If Li Changzhou became a third-class immortal in the era of "Human Tribulation", Yao Chi might have to give some face.

"What should we do now?" Li Qianxia asked.

"Get off me first!" The dragon girl has never been ridden by anyone at her age!
The Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva has none!
She was just standing beside Guanyin with Boy Shancai!

Li Qianxia patted Longnu on the back, and jumped down with a smile. There was one more thing to show off, but it was a pity that she couldn't shoot TikTok, otherwise the platform record would be set for likes.

"Dragon Girl, what are you going to do with these people?" Li Changzhou pointed at the five immortals and the group of Taoist priests.

The dragon girl didn't know what to do.

"Kill them!" shouted a monster.

"These people killed a lot of us!" some agreed.

But the dragon girl didn't want to kill, she was a Buddhist heavenly dragon after all, whether she wanted to or not, she couldn't kill so many people in front of so many people.

But you can't just let them go.

"What do you think Li Daoyou should do?" She couldn't help asking Li Changzhou, who seemed to be a person who had experienced many things.

Li Changzhou didn't want to kill these people either. They were all teammates. Although they weren't very useful, they could still deal with Dragon Girl.

"It's better to take them to the South China Sea together, and let the Bodhisattva down." He said.

Dragon Girl thought for a while, then nodded: "Alright."

The rest of the people had nothing to say. These people were all loyal followers of Guanyin Bodhisattva—otherwise they would not have come here. When they heard that they were going to give alms to Bodhisattva, they naturally had no objections.

The Liuguang Bridge continued to move forward, and the woman in green deliberately returned the body of Little Swan Lady to Li Changzhou.

"Is it ready to eat now?" Li Qianxia was almost drooling.

Is this edible?

Li Changzhou burned Little Swan Lady to ashes and scattered the ashes in the South China Sea. Although she died lightly, the funeral was grand. This was all he could do for her.

"Life and death are impermanent." He sighed inwardly.

Such a living life was lost right in front of his eyes. If he didn't have enough strength, he might also be killed so casually in the fight between those gods and angels.

"It's fine if you don't give it to me, why waste food?!" Li Qianxia widened her eyes, completely puzzled by his actions.

"You've changed, Li Ergou," she looked at Li Changzhou, "Before I dropped a grain of rice, you would pick it up and eat it, but now you burn a whole roast goose to ashes."

".If Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing make soup and I want to drink it, will you let me drink it?" Li Changzhou was speechless.

"What do you mean...is this roast goose or a monster?" Li Qianxia gradually understood everything.

"It's over, it's over," she said to herself as she walked back to the carriage, "I don't want to eat roast goose for at least three months."

It looked like he had been greatly devastated physically and mentally.

Li Changzhou, Yang Qinglan, and Yaochi looked at each other.

"One roast goose per day for the next three months?" Yao Chi suggested.

"You are good or bad." Li Changzhou said.

"I have worse." Yao Chi put his hands on his shoulders and smiled meaningfully.

"It's so itchy." Li Changzhou shrugged his shoulders, and bounced her nipple away with tenderness, "I haven't taken a bath since I became a fairy, it seems that I'm about to take a bath once."

"You haven't taken a bath since you became a fairy?" Yaochi repeated in disbelief.

"Have you washed?" Li Changzhou asked curiously, "Do you still need to take a bath to become a human immortal?"

"From now on, if you don't wash once a day, don't even think about going to bed." Yang Qinglan added a rule to the life between the two.

"You must take a bath," Yao Chi and Yang Qinglan stood in the united front, "If you don't take a bath, you are not allowed to sleep in my bed!"

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Is bathing such a serious matter?
Ordinary people take a bath every day, Li Changzhou can understand it, but if you become a celestial being, you have to wash it. What's the difference between being a celestial being and not being a celestial being?
Isn't becoming a fairy just to reduce trivial matters in life?No need to bathe, brush teeth, wash clothes, go to the toilet, eat if possible, or sleep.

While Li Changzhou was thinking about these major issues, the Liuguang Bridge crossed Fengboya and arrived at Putuo Temple in South China Sea.

The four tensed their hearts, ready to fight at any time.

"Closer to me." Li Changzhou couldn't help but say.

Once there is a situation, he immediately uses "Teleportation" to slip away, go to Tokyo (any Tokyo will do), go to Lin'an City.

Yang Qinglan, Li Qianxia, ​​and Yao Chi also knew the critical situation, and they were all within the distance of his palm.

"Hmph, you know you're afraid?" Xiao Qing sneered.

Li Changzhou glanced at her, but before saying anything, there was a trace of enchanting Bai Suzhen in his gentleness, so he gave Xiaoqing a tug.

"Your sister is prettier than you, stronger in mana, and older than you. You should listen to her more." Li Changzhou kindly advised.

Li Qianxia, ​​with handsome features and a sexy figure, pulled her brother back and motioned him to stop talking.

According to what he said, Bai Suzhen would become the second Xiaoqing.

After going up Mount Putuo, the dragon girl sprinkled the water from the lotus pond on everyone one by one, and passed through the purple bamboo forest to the Guanyin Temple.

The Avalokitesvara Temple is boundless, and it seems that as many people as possible can walk in, Li Changzhou and the others felt terrified, looked at each other, and knew that they had already entered the Avalokitesvara's dojo.

Li Changzhou glanced at the ID card, fortunately, "Teleportation" can still be used.

It seems that as long as it is not a fairy, and there is no real self-contained world, the 'region' can't stop the "teleportation" skills.

In fact, whether the world of celestial beings can be blocked, Li Changzhou doesn't know, after all, he has never been in contact with it.

But if this is really the Buddhist kingdom of the Tathagata Buddha, no matter whether it can be blocked or not, Li Changzhou will not try it, just like the Sansheng Stone, there is no need to take risks in some things.

Avalokitesvara is standing in the courtyard, wearing a beaded crown and brocade robe, with a fluttering necklace on his back, holding a willow branch in his right hand and a clean bottle in his left.

The light is shining, and the clouds are shining.

She was preaching, and there were already a group of living beings sitting in the Guanyin Temple, maybe they were originally from the Guanyin Temple, or maybe they were brought by the Boy of Good Fortune.

The people did not talk, they found a place to sit down quietly, and no one wanted to miss being able to listen to Guanyin's preaching. Li Changzhou pricked up his ears.

". There are countless cultivators in the world, and there are also countless ways of cultivation. There are all kinds of ways. To sum up, there are only six ways to become an immortal."

Compared with the obscure scriptures in "Fragrant Leaf Crown", Guanyin Bodhisattva's words are simple and easy to understand, obviously considering that there are many little monsters with low cultivation and no education level.

"One is the breathing method, most of which are practiced by demons. Practicing this method, the breath can swallow the sun and the moon, and the body can move mountains and seas."

"Second, observe thoughts, all things can be cultivated, this method is mainly to 'use momentum', mountains, rivers, sun, moon, and wonders of heaven and earth can all be visualized. There is also a wonderful book of heaven and earth, "Shan Hai Jing", which records the wonders of thousands of mountains and rivers. Spirits, such as candle dragons, visualize to the depths, and they can transform into giant pythons, close their eyes and look down at the sun and moon, with infinite power."

"Third, in the method of collecting herbs, the heavens and the earth are the ovens, and everything is the elixir. This method harms the sky and benefits oneself. It is the fastest to practice, and the most difficult to rob."

"Fourth, the method of caves. There are 36 caves in the world. If you find the corresponding method and open up the caves, you will get a steady stream of inspiration. This method requires connections, and you must be born in a wealthy family to practice."

"Fifth, the golden elixir primordial spirit method, Taoist magical skills, refining essence to transform qi, refining qi to transform spirit, refining spirit to return emptiness, refining emptiness to combine alchemy, shattering elixir to form a baby, ascending to the throne of immortality."

"Six, Promotion Law"

(End of this chapter)