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Chapter 378 Two birds with one stone

The striped mandarin woman knelt on the ground in fright.

But some little monsters of the water tribe, with little spirituality, didn't pay attention to the mandarin fish, and didn't know the real king of inspiration. Seeing Li Changzhou sitting on the throne and shouting orders, he raised his harpoon and stabbed.

"Where is the wild boy who dares to sit on the King of Inspiration—"

A blue light flashed in the eyes of all the monsters, and the little monster's strange cry disappeared immediately.

The mandarin woman trembled and peeked, only to see a pile of black charcoal that looked like withered grass after a wildfire, and the black charcoal still managed to maintain the shape of the little demon when it was alive.

The black fans collapsed with a crash, and the mandarin woman quickly looked away.

"Forgive me, Your Majesty!"

"We have nothing to do with that animal called Inspiration! Eight or nine years ago, he came from the upper reaches, occupied this cave, and made us slaves and servants. The little demon really can't help himself!"

Headed by the mandarin fish, everyone knelt on the ground, crying like dead parents.

On the ground, the carp, which is restrained by the bamboo air in the fish basket with magic force, stares at the mandarin woman, wishing to eat her!
Sitting on the throne, Li Changzhou said to himself as if he didn't hear it: "Now it's a waste of roasting. When I catch Tang Seng, I will use fish meat to make soup and human flesh to boil the pot."

He looked at the mandarin fish and said, "Stop roasting, take good care of it for me, it will lose a piece of fish scale, lose its vitality, lose its appearance, and I want your lives."

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" the mandarin fish replied quickly.

Monk?

The king of inspiration was about to break through the restriction and fight Li Changzhou for [-] rounds, when he heard what he said, he suddenly stopped moving.

When this kid catches Tang Seng, he performs a "substitution technique" himself, uses an ordinary carp to stew the soup, deceives him, and dives into the bottom of the soup by himself. This kid boils Tang Seng's meat in the pot, and it's not a fly that lands on the toad's head—— Food and clothing from the source?
Wait until I eat Tang Monk meat and gain longevity, then argue with him again!
After making up his mind, the king of inspiration let the mandarin woman pick him up and imprison him.

In order not to show any flaws, the bamboo energy in the body is also kept.

"Your Majesty," the mandarin woman came back, bent her body and reported, "I have already raised the inspirational child in the pond, fed the fish food, and ordered the water demon to watch over him to ensure that he won't leave, and that he will be fattened and kept. Cook the meat for the king."

"En." Li Changzhou responded indifferently.

Before the Tang monk's meat was put into the pot, the carp was considered stable.

Next, we should consider how to catch Tang Seng.

The mandarin woman tried to glance up, but she hadn't seen Li Changzhou's face——

With a big hand, Li Changzhou sucked the striped mandarin woman towards her, and pressed his palm on top of her head.

The rest of the little demons trembled in fright, running around like shrimps queuing up to cook.

The mandarin fish twitched all over her body, her eyes turned white, and hundreds of years of memories were boiling in a pot. Li Changzhou picked the ones that were useful and interesting to him.

This mandarin fish has a lot of experience. It has been in the East China Sea, met the old dragon king, and has some knowledge.

Abandoning the mandarin mandarin woman, Li Changzhou pondered.

[You can also learn the method of inspiration,] Guanyin reminded, [Ice the Tongtian River, wait for Tang Seng to come over, cut open the ice, let him fall into the water, then just give Sun Houzi a little hope, and don't let him immediately invite someone Help, two days have passed. 】

[It's not that simple, the value game is not about charity. 】

Avalokitesvara pondered for a while: [Give Sun Houzi hope, not letting him invite people is more troublesome, you must be careful and grasp it well——]

【It's not that," Li Changzhou interrupted her, 【It's because I can't freeze the Tongtian River at all. 】

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[Eight hundred miles,] Li Changzhou is very innocent, [You ask me to freeze a place, or freeze it for a while, I can still do it, but for four or five days, the ice is thick enough to run a horse , isn't this embarrassing me? 】

[.Qinglan has frozen five cities, and those five cities have not melted until today. 】

[My girlfriend is amazing! 】

Guanyin sighed: [Then let people take the boat, and you will overturn the boat. 】

There are still mortals ferrying across such a wide river, and they are all doing business.

If the things from the Bhikkhus country are transported to the Xiliang Nvguo on the other side of the river, the price can be doubled by a hundred times; people do business.

The road to learning scriptures is also dangerous, and Tang Seng is not leaving?
Ordinary people's desire for money is not lower than Tang Seng's loyalty to the scriptures and the Tang Emperor.

【It’s just that taking a boat doesn’t show my ability. I have a plan to kill two birds with one stone. 】 Li Changzhou laughed.

Seeing his expression, Guanyin knew that he had already made up his mind when he mentioned "Frozen Tongtianhe", and the following "my girlfriend is amazing" were all gags.

The exchange of thoughts was as fast as lightning, Li Changzhou came back to his senses, and the mandarin woman was still twitching on the ground.

Li Changzhou didn't kill her. Although he wasn't that meticulous when searching for the soul, it wasn't enough to kill a monster.

"Get up before you die."

The mandarin woman stood up and quickly knelt down, her body still swaying.

"Come with me, and the rest will clean up the cave. My king will come back later, if he still smells fish and goblins." Before he could finish speaking, Li Changzhou had already gone to the surface of the water.

Although he didn't use teleportation, his speed was still extremely fast, and the mandarin fish hurriedly transformed into its real body—a striped mandarin fish more than two meters long—and followed.

After two or three hundred miles, they came to the Tongtian River.

Looking upstream, the river stretches endlessly, as if coming from the sky; looking downstream, dozens of mountains stand like isolated islands in the broad river.

The sky and the earth are vast, and the sound of water is like thunder.

"When you went to Chenjiazhuang, you said that a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty passed by a few days ago. This year's boys and girls will be spared. Let them treat them well and don't starve them. The King of Inspiration also made way for the Monkey King and left temporarily. Tongtianhe."

The mandarin fish took the lead, swung her tail, parted from the water, and swam towards the shore like an arrow.

Just as Li Changzhou was about to do the trick, the sky suddenly felt auspicious. A beautiful fairy princess with white hair and purple clothes broke through the clouds and descended from the sky riding a blue bird.

Li Changzhou laughed: "Isn't this the goddess of Wushan? Why don't you come to Tongtianhe instead of attending the Hundred Flowers Conference?"

Has Guanyin troubled Yang Qinglan?The queen mother sent her here?

Facts have proved that Li Changzhou was overthinking.

"I met Qinglan on the road and heard her tell you about you. This princess came to see you, the king of water." Yao Chi laughed.

After some pleasantries, she was also in a hurry, and asked, "Do you need any help? When I enter the Yaochi—the Queen Mother's Yaochi, I may not be able to get out until the mission is over."

In case of a life-and-death crisis, Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia can appear beside Li Changzhou through "Life and Death Together" and "Bond Summoning", but she cannot.

So before entering Yaochi, I specially came here to ask.

"I don't need it for now, and your status is not suitable to help me." Li Changzhou said.

Yao Chi nodded, as the adopted daughter of the Queen Mother, if he helped him, Sun Wukong would immediately go to the Heavenly Court and let the Queen Mother and even the Jade Emperor teach his daughter a lesson.

"Then what are your plans?" Yao Chi asked again.

Li Changzhou didn't answer, but exhaled two breaths, one yellow and one red, the yellow one was a dog and the red one was a fox.

He said to the fox: "You turned into an innocent, lovely and kind country girl."

The red mist filled the air, and when the mist cleared, the fox disappeared, and there was a country girl with eyes like clear water, a beautiful face, and a slim figure.

"Your name is Cui Cui." Li Changzhou said to the little girl.

"My name is Cui Cui." The red fox smiled kindly and cutely, innocently and innocently.

"You are a yellow dog." Li Changzhou said to the dog.

The yellow dog barks.

"From now on, you will make a living by punting. You live on the border of the Xiliang Women's Country. You don't interact with others on weekdays. There is also a grandfather at home."

"Haha!" Yaochi, who was sitting on the blue bird, clapped his hands and laughed, his laughter was crisp and clear, "It sounds like a cultured monster!"

Her waist hurt from laughing.

"There is culture here? Is there anyone who doesn't know "Border Town"?" Li Changzhou also laughed.

Yaochi suppressed his smile, and explained slowly: "Everyone knows, but most of them just know, everyone knows math formulas, don't there be high and low scores?"

"Hahahaha! You are also a vixen!"

"Then hit me with a big stick."

"You're a goddess now, and you don't even know there's a knife on Sezi's head?"

If he wasn't in a hurry, Yao Chi would definitely chop him up, or be hacked down by him, but now... guessing Li Changzhou's method, I can feel a little relieved.

But she confessed worryingly: "Be careful yourself, don't be beaten to death by monkey grandson."

"I know, I know, if you meet something you can't handle, remember to call me."

The blue bird sang crisply, carrying Yao Chi back to the Heavenly Palace with auspicious air.

Li Changzhou felt a little warm in his heart, Yaochi was sincere just now, there was no intention of "seduce" in it, he had a feeling of being cared for.

Not good not good, I almost messed up my heart.

Putting his thoughts away, Li Changzhou got another wooden boat, and carefully explained a few words to the red fox that turned into Cuicui.

The red fox nodded repeatedly and assured: "Master, don't worry."

She rowed the wooden boat, and the wooden boat carried the yellow dog and disappeared into the river.

In the first two or three strokes, the rowing movements were rough and rough, but after two or three strokes, she became proficient and stable, and she even sang the song by the river, a country girl through and through.

Li Changzhou released the black eagle again, let it fly in the direction of the Bhikkhu country, and stared at Tang Seng thousands of miles away.

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After the heavy wind, Yaochi returned to Tiangong, along the straight Tiangong Road, it is the Nantianmen, which is a thousand feet high.

The four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate are as tall as mountains and majestic.

On the South Gate of Heaven, a golden light shines through the mirror hole.

According to Yao Chi's personality and ordinary people's sophistication, she should say hello to the Four Heavenly Kings no matter what, but she really took some time out of her time to visit Li Changzhou, and she has no free time at all.

He just hurriedly said a blessing, and hurried to Yaochi.

The Tiangong is extremely huge, with countless Qionglou Yuyu emerging from the sea of ​​clouds. The palaces are connected by a rainbow bridge, and there are auspicious beasts such as phoenixes, cranes, and unicorns.

In addition to the palace, there are some forests, grasslands, waterfalls, and gardens emerging from the sea of ​​clouds.

On some small clouds, or a gazebo, or a tree, or a chessboard.

There are also golden lotuses blooming in some seas of clouds, and countless golden carps play among the lotus leaves.

Yaochi didn't have time to see the scenery when he went down to earth, and he didn't have time when he came back, so he hurried to Yaochi.

The hall is full of female fairies, and the almost liquefied energy is swirling on the ground.

Yang Qinglan's white clothes are very eye-catching, because looking around, the hall is full of fairies, wearing red and green, and jewelry is covered with flying hairpins.

Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia were sitting on a lotus leaf, tasting the fine nectar and jade dew from Tiangong, talking in a low voice, when they saw Yao Chi rushing in, they looked at each other.

"Yao'er, why are you here now? Come to me quickly." The queen mother who was sitting at the top smiled and waved.

The queen mother is graceful and luxurious, with amazing beauty, leaving aside her temperament, her beauty is at least eight points, and it may be nine points.

Yaochi looked away, slowed down her heartbeat, calmed down her emotions, and walked up with a smile.

"Your Majesty, my son came in a hurry. I just went to Yingzhou to fetch some water from the Spring of Immortality, which I dedicate to you for watering flat peaches!"

"Although the Fountain of Youth is not comparable to my flat peaches, it is also a rare life-prolonging treasure in the Three Realms. How can it be used to water peaches!" The Queen Mother smiled happily, the more she looked at Yaochi, the more she liked it.

If it gets out that the Fountain of Youth is only suitable for watering flat peaches, wouldn't her flat peach conference be superior?

Moreover, this girl from Yaochi is born rich and honorable. Although her strength is only human, she has a deep foundation and natural supernatural powers. In the future, it is possible to sit on the throne.

Yao Chi waits by the Queen Mother's side.

Don't look at the queen mother, she is not stage fright at all, she used the ability to coax grandpa before, and slightly adjusted according to the queen mother's personality, coaxing the queen mother to hold her hand and not let go.

"Oh," Li Qianxia sighed, "Sister Yao can touch the hand of the Queen Mother, but I can only chop firewood and make alchemy every day. This is life."

Yang Qinglan smiled slightly: "I'm also a fish basket weaver."

"Why don't you let me touch it? Touch Fairy Gushe's hand, I won't lose!"

"Gu She." A fairy who definitely has a nine-point charm walked over with a goldfish on her feet and landed on the lotus leaves of the two of them.

It is Su'e, that is, Chang'e, Taiyin Xingjun.

A friend of the Goddess of Gushe.

Li Qianxia was a little excited, thinking about how to get an autographed photo.

Yang Qinglan had some headaches, but soon, she found out why the two of them were friends—basically they didn't speak, and there was a gap between them.

In addition to Chang'e, there are many famous fairies, such as Jiutianxuannv, Seven Fairies, Luoshen, Yunxiao, Bixiao, Yuannv, Zhinv, Magu, Baihua, Our Lady of Jinguang, Old Mother of Lishan and so on.

The so-called Hundred Flowers Conference refers to fairy flowers and fairies.

After a while, the queen mother was about to announce the opening of the banquet, and another maid came to report.

"Your Majesty, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is here!"

"Quickly invite your lord to come in," said the Queen Mother.

Yao Chi looked at Yang Qinglan, Yang Qinglan remained calm and calm, she was on a lotus leaf with Chang'e and Li Qianxia, ​​like three lotus flowers blooming on a branch, even in this Hundred Flowers Conference, they were also three fairy flowers.

She shifted her gaze to Guanyin who was walking in slowly, and all the fairies stood up and saluted.

After the farewell to the South China Sea in the Song Dynasty, this time it was again in the Tang Dynasty and Guanyin.

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In the Heavenly Palace, Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea came to the Hundred Flowers Conference; in the human world, the four people who traveled westward to learn Buddhist scriptures also came to Tongtian River.

"'Across eight hundred miles, few people have walked in ancient times', master, this river is eight hundred miles wide!"

"Second senior brother, I can't stop reading. My Liusha River is [-] miles long. This river is much wider than Liusha River. I think this tablet is written by ordinary people. '[-] miles' is an imaginary number."

"Junior Brother Sha is right." A monkey pressed its cloud head and smiled, "Old Sun, I have golden eyes. I can see thousands of miles in the daytime, but I can't see the bank of this river. The width of this river is at least a thousand miles."

Tang Seng, who was riding on a white dragon horse, looked at the river rushing like a dragon in front of him, feeling worried and fearful.

"Master," Monkey King walked to the side of the white horse, "It's getting dark, why don't we rest today and try to cross the river tomorrow."

"Okay, old pig, I'm hungry!" Zhu Bajie immediately agreed.

Tang Seng sighed and said to the monkey: "Alright, Wukong, go and see if there is anyone nearby."

Sun Wukong instructs Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk to look at Tang Seng, pull up the clouds, release golden light from their eyes, and see Chenjiazhuang.

Pressing down on the cloud head, he took the three of them to Chenjiazhuang.

The four masters and apprentices were immediately received by Chenjiazhuang. Vegetarian fruits and vegetables, noodles, rice, snacks, noodle soup, etc., all kinds of sumptuous vegetarian dishes were brought out neatly.

Zhu Bajie grabbed the steamed bun and ate it, and picked up an apple with his left hand.

But Tang Seng felt uneasy, and said to the local squire Chen Cheng: "Old man, just prepare some ordinary home-cooked fast meals, there is no need to be so kind."

Chen Cheng took the dish from the maid and served it himself, saying:

"The elders don't know. There is a king of inspiration in the Tongtian River. Every year, it is my turn to be a virgin. This year, it is my family's turn. Fortunately, an elder passed by here. The king will be spared this year's sacrifice!"

Zhu Bajie ate happily, Sha Wujing didn't care about things, only Tang Seng was slightly suspicious, and he looked at the big apprentice.

Sun Wukong pressed and made a movement of master please be calm.

The monkey asked Chen Cheng, "What else did the inspiration king say?"

"Also said - go and steam five buckets of rice for the elders!" Chen Cheng saw that Zhu Bajie could eat, and told the maid again.

Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie by the ear, Zhu Bajie patted him in a leisurely manner, and continued to eat.

Chen Cheng continued: "I also said that I heard the name of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven earlier, and made way for Sun Xingzhe to leave Tongtian River temporarily, so you can go there with peace of mind."

Upon hearing this, Monkey King slapped the table and laughed, scratching his ears and cheeks.

"Master, you heard it too. It's just a little monster. Before my grandson came, I scared him away! Unfortunately, if this monster doesn't run away, he can carry Master across the river!"

"Then now—"

"Don't worry, it's just a dead river, can it stop the living? Sooner or later we can cross it, master, you are hungry too, eat first!"

Monkey King was in a good mood and took the initiative to bring food to Tang Seng.

At this time, Zhu Bajie raised his head, his eyes widened, and asked Chen Cheng: "The inspiration kid, didn't you say Marshal Canopy?"

Chen Cheng thought for a while, then shook his head: "I didn't say anything, I just mentioned Monkey King."

"I fuck his tits—"

"Okay, idiot, eat yours!" Sun Wukong also put vegetables for Zhu Bajie, and said to Sha Wujing, "Junior Brother Sha, eat!"

"Okay, big brother!"

Sha Wujing also had the appetite for eight people, so he devoured it.

Chen Cheng waited for a while and went out.

I met my younger brother Chen Qing at the door, and Chen Qing took a peek into the room: "These... holy monks are really edible!"

"No matter how much we can eat, we can't eat enough. The king of inspiration has explained that he must raise Tang Seng to be fat and fat, so that they can't be hungry, and then go to the kitchen and get some more."

"okay!"

In the hall, Sun Wukong's eyes turned sharply.

Raising fat for nothing?

As a monster who has eaten many, many human flesh, he is too familiar with this word.

What an inspiration king!How dare you lie to my grandson!

In his heart, he wished to drive the clouds immediately, smashing Ling Ling's head with a golden cudgel, destroying his cave and exterminating his descendants, but on the surface, Monkey King remained calm.

If you can't count on Bajie and Monk Sha, speaking out will only make Tang Seng worry, and he thinks silently by himself.

(End of this chapter)