What kind of bad thoughts can the devil have?

Chapter 15 I Want To Be Aquaman

at this time.

Jiang Fan carried dozens of catties of whale meat, and only after returning to the school dormitory did he dare to breathe a sigh of relief.

Too scary!

If he hadn't thought of this way temporarily, he might have been beaten to death already!The senior who delivered the meat was really too scary!
In the human world, there are really strong people like clouds.

However, in any case, finally survived.He casually stuffed the dozens of catties of monster meat into the refrigerator in the dormitory, and then calmed down.

Ok……

When safety comes, let's see what Zhou Yunlei's unfinished obsessions are.

Ok?
This obsession...

"It turns out...she has never opened her eyes and looked at me. Yes, if I could change my partner, maybe I would have succeeded? Yes, there are so many cute girls in school, there will always be someone who is willing to like me, so I will I won't leave alone. Sure enough, everyone will become the person they hate the most in the end...I actually think this way before I die, maybe my essence is also the king of the sea..."

???

Jiang Fan had a face full of shit.

No, buddy, what are you thinking before you die?

Neptune?

You call this Aquaman?lick everyone?This is called a sea dog, right?

but.

When Jiang Fan saw Zhou Yunlei's last thought, he had a very bad feeling, so he quickly opened the book of merit.

brush!
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Discover a special creature...

Confirm your identity!

Race: Human.

Status: Dead.The human body will mutate into a corpse demon due to the influence of the power of the demon, and help him eliminate the last wish formed by his obsession, and then he can gain merit.

Last wish 1: I also want to be a Neptune once, to be liked by girls... the head teacher is also fine. (Complete to get two successes)
Last wish 2: Teacher Zhang's kindness will be repaid in the next life. (Complete to get two successes)
Last wish 3: Destroy, hurry up, too tired. (Complete to get four successful virtues)
----

???

Jiang Fan opened his mouth, but didn't close it for a long time.

Really.

He found that he really underestimated the human race...

Gee.

The last time Miss Mo's high glance surprised him, he didn't expect that this classmate Zhou's Sea King dream would once again create a new height.

of course.

Forget about Neptune, the latter sentence...Young man, your mental slippage is a bit serious.

Although Jiang Fan glanced at Zhou Yunlei's memory, he found that the head teacher was only in his thirties, and he was at the peak of his charm.

Ok……

What can he say?
Jiang Fan expressed his sincere emotion, "You humans still know how to play."

"never mind."

Jiang Fan rubbed his head.

No matter how complicated the last wish is, let's see if it can be fulfilled first.The following last wish 2 and last wish 3 are too outrageous at a glance, let's not talk about them for now.

then.

Jiang Fan decided to fulfill the first last wish first, and get rid of his obsession.

"Um……"

"Being a Neptune once..."

Jiang Fan fell into deep thought.

How?
Being a sea dog is definitely not enough. According to Jiang Fan's understanding of human beings when he came last time, if he took the initiative to kneel and lick, he might end up with nothing.

Also, to what extent is it called Neptune?
must be together?
impossible.

Judging from Zhou Yunlei's dog-licking career in the past few years, he can be excited for half a month just by holding his little hand. Miss Tian said that my brother is so good that he can stay up for three days. Therefore, the concept of having to be together is obviously too concentrated. Probably Zhou Yunlei didn't dare to think so in his dream.

Therefore, the so-called Neptune should focus on the word "sea".

Quantity is the key.

"Well……"

"Yes."

Jiang Fan comprehended, "According to Zhou Yunlei's memory, he even thought that being a licking dog for several people at the same time could be called Neptune."

and so.

This last wish is very simple, you only need to chase more than three girls at the same time.

"Pursue humans..."

Jiang Fan fell into deep thought.

How to pursue?

His current understanding of human girls is only two parts, one is from Lin Xiaoshu, the other is from Zhou Yunlei, and they are all dog lickers.

The only success was the time he slapped Miss Mo.

Well……

Get three girls to beat up?
"No."

Jiang Fan shook his head.

Although he is a heavenly demon, he has also understood human culture.

With a special physique like Miss Mo, it's just like this one is a minority after all.

and also.

Chasing people is a waste of time. It may take a long time to chase one girl. If you chase three girls at the same time, he doesn't have to do anything these days.

"Well……"

"Neptune……"

Jiang Fan had an idea, and suddenly had a brilliant idea.

……

for a long time.

Jiang Fan went to the campus network to download the student contact information, then took out his mobile phone, entered all the girls' contact information, wrote on it "Actually, I have liked you for a long time, can you be my girlfriend?", directly Mass sent to all the female students in the school.

brush!
The phone was stuck on the spot.

It took a few minutes before the sending was completed.

"very good."

Jiang Fan was very satisfied.

Next, just wait for the result.

As for social death...

Ah.

The embarrassment is Zhou Yunlei, what does it have to do with Jiang Fan? !

……

really.

Only a few minutes later, Jiang Fan's mobile phone was blown up again, and a large number of calls and messages were sent, of course, scolding and appointments were indispensable.

"childish."

Jiang Fan smiled lightly.

No social death can compare to a real improvement.

According to his understanding of the complexity of human beings - because the base of human beings is too large, they belong to the special form of "everything is in the forest when the bird is big".

In human cases, there will always be "too many fools and not enough liars".

therefore.

As long as the amount of his confession is large enough, there will always be someone willing to agree.

really.

He opened the text messages casually, and among the dense insults, there were actually a few who agreed to him.

"Okay, as long as you don't tell my boyfriend."

"Three hundred at a time, eight hundred overnight."

"Only the body, not life, okay?"

……

Jiang Fan:? ? ?
He knew that human emotions were complicated, but he never thought that they could be so complicated.

but.

Is this considered done?

pity.

He glanced at it, and there seemed to be no movement in the book of merit.

And this time.

There was a commotion outside the door.

Jiang Fan took a glance, and saw a group of school boys coming from downstairs aggressively.

"ridiculous."

Jiang Fan shook his head.

A mere human student...

He is so majestic as a heavenly demon, would he still be afraid of these students?

however.

When those students walked in, Jiang Fan was surprised to find that all the students rushing in were all practitioners... yes, all of them were practitioners!
One realm, two realms, one realm...

30 people!

The strength is terrifying!
Jiang Fan's scalp tingled just by looking at it.

Oh……

Forget that this is a practice academy.

then.

Jiang Fan resolutely confessed.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and sent another group message, "I'm sorry, senior goddesses, I just want to confess my love to Miss Tian, ​​please forgive me for delaying the group post."

brush!
message sent.

Once again caused a sensation.

And those few students who came after him seemed to have received the news.

"Missed?"

"Ah...it's him, I remembered, that guy is Tian Xiaoxiao's licking dog. He has been licking him for three years, and he has never seen other girls."

"Makes sense."

Everyone's expressions softened a bit.

If it was the dog licking, he probably wouldn't harass others.Since it was a misunderstanding, it seemed unnecessary to beat him at the risk of violating discipline.

In this way, the students dispersed.

Jiang Fan: "..."

Okay.

Unexpectedly, because of the status of licking the dog, a big battle was avoided.

of course.

There are also a few men. At this time, the girlfriend with a confused face sent a message, "Break up, I feel that you are not as brave as Zhou Yunlei."

them:? ? ?
This is the end.

The confession of the whole school has come to an end, as for Miss Tian's reputation...

This girl has been at Zhou Yunlei's command for three years, and she has played ambiguously for three years as a spare tire, which can be regarded as a small way to vent Zhou Yunlei's anger.

Ok……

Take it as the price for Miss Tian to raise fish.

Jiang Fan thought so.

However, what he didn't expect was that because of this mass text message incident, this incident became a hot search on the Internet in the human world, and everyone knew about it.At noon, some online media closely following the trend came to interview Miss Tian, ​​and in the afternoon, Miss Tian started live broadcasting the goods...

Jiang Fan:? ? ?
fog grass.

This, this is also okay? !

Jiang Fan was once again amazed by the magical manipulation of human beings.

He watched helplessly as Miss Tian took advantage of this accidental text message to become a real Internet celebrity traffic anchor, gaining countless fans and earning a lot of money.

"Ah this..."

Jiang Fan watched the live broadcast of Tian girl, family members one by one, and the lowest price by one bite, his face that used to be cold to Zhou Yunlei became flushed because of the continuous incoming funds.

What can he say?
Miss Tian is awesome, no wonder she can kill Zhou Yunlei...

Gee.

but.

This matter has nothing to do with him, he is more concerned about how to fulfill the last wish of the Neptune.

now.

The night is dark.

Miss Tian's live broadcast has ended.

Jiang Fan was on campus thinking about how to become Neptune.

Sudden.

He saw a figure walking to the lakeside of the campus in despair, and jumped into it.

Huh?
Jiang Fan's heart skipped a beat.

suicide? !
Thinking about Zhou Yunlei's situation, he immediately jumped down and rescued the student who committed suicide by throwing himself into the lake, "Student, what can't be bothered... Eh, it's you?"

Jiang Fan was shocked.

Because the student who committed suicide by jumping into the lake was the male classmate who replied to Jiang Fan, "Let him chase other people", Miss Tian's new boyfriend, Duan Peng.

"It's you!"

Duan Peng also looked confused when he saw Jiang Fan.

"Aren't you with Miss Tian?"

Jiang Fan was amazed.

"..."

Duan Peng's heart trembled, he looked up at the sky at the 45th corner, and said sadly, "She left with the big brother."

(End of this chapter)