What kind of bad thoughts can the devil have?

Chapter 190 The Birth of a Real Man!

Chapter 190 The Birth of a Real Man!

You see, isn't the rape rate too high to go down?

No medicine will work!

You see, isn't the habit of drinking cow urine irresistible?Then, if the toxin that reduces desire is put into cow urine, maybe...

then.

Jiang Fan came alive.

He found the Toxic Heavenly Demon to discuss the matter.

"that."

"grown ups."

"Actually, there is a better way."

The young man looked solemn, "Since what you care about is the rape rate of the Three Kingdoms, as long as we don't count, there will be no rape rate?"

Jiang Fan:? ? ?
Good guy!
You thought it was a plague!
As long as there is no detection, there will never be a plague!

"This is rape!"

Jiang Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

"I know."

The young man was mysterious, "We can ax the department that records the data... we can even apply for the abolition of the rape law."

"so."

"There will be no more rape cases in the Three Kingdoms."

"This method may not be believed in other countries, but according to my observations, it is really possible in the Three Kingdoms."

Jiang Fan:? ? ?


Could it still be like this?
but.

He carefully looked at the host's last wish, and finally heaved a deep sigh.

I'm afraid not.

The host's last wish was aimed at rape, and being an ostrich like facing the plague is not enough, so he continued to implement his plan.

"My dose is not enough."

Young people are distressed.

He really doesn't have the ability to poison the whole country.

"fine."

Jiang Fan whispered, "Combined with estrogen, the effect will be better."

Hey?
The young man was amazed.

then.

It's cow urine. It's not the same as the water of the Plover River. The water of the Plover River only needs to be poisoned upstream. For cow urine...

"It's simple."

Jiang Fan smiled without saying a word.

Everyone in the Three Kingdoms wants to drink cow urine?
Yes.

Everyone in the Three Kingdoms raises cattle?
No.

Can everyone in the Three Kingdoms afford cow urine?

not necessarily.

Then do them a favor.

Therefore, Jiang Fan set his sights on the mecha company that cooperated with the Three Kingdoms, and the mecha company's huge amount of funds now...

"You want to embezzle funds?"

The young man exclaimed, "What will happen to the mecha after the funds are embezzled?"

"Manufacturing mechas and making cow urine affordable for everyone are both fulfilling the dreams of the people of the Three Kingdoms..."

Jiang Fan smiled.

Say.

The mecha company can't make mechas, so what does it have to do with him, Jiang Fan?
Laugh to death.

He had already left by then.

then.

The two looked at each other, hiding merit and fame deeply.

...

The next day.

The publicity about cow urine was officially launched.

Jiang Fan established this cow urine-related enterprise in the name of earning more funds for the research and development of the mecha company, and bought a large amount of cow urine, and then distributed it to all the people of the Three Kingdoms at a very low price.

even.

Jiang Fan applied for the brand - "Cow Urine Sacred Product".

The company's promotional slogan is also called - make the price of cow urine greater, make cow urine more delicious, make cow urine better, and let cow urine enter the homes of ordinary people!
For some elderly groups, the holy product of cow urine promotes the treatment of rheumatism, lumbar pain, and osteoporosis...

For some middle-aged groups, the promotion of cow urine holy products can last longer, be firmer, and be thicker...

For some young groups, the promotion of cow urine holy products is faster and more refreshing...

For certain groups of young children, the holy product of cow urine promotes higher growth and rich nutrition...

even.

The company and the three countries jointly organized the "Cow Urine Going to the Countryside" activity...

Lower price!

Larger capacity!

...

then.

The high-quality and cheap cow urine holy product is on fire.

after all.

Jiang Fan is really running at a loss.

As a result, the holy product of cow urine became popular all over the Three Kingdoms at an incredible speed, and there were even various free activities, striving to let everyone drink cow urine.

"This is the national drink!"

"Three countries have applied for intangible cultural heritage..."

"Laughing, if it was Gao Guo in the past, it might have been ahead of schedule... Fortunately, it was wiped out by Chao Xi'an!"

"That's not."

"I now have a drink in the morning, at noon, and before going to bed every day, and I feel more energetic."

"Me too, my girlfriend and I have a drink before going to bed, a drink during intermission, and a drink after work..."

"Yes, yes, having a drink after the work is better than a living god!"

of course.

Some people also questioned, "Uh...why do I feel a little soft after drinking..."

"Laughing, you can't blame others?"

"Yes, see a doctor immediately."

"Let's just say, is there a possibility? I'm just guessing, that is, you are soft in the first place?"

People mocked one after another.

The man could only shut up aggrieved.

After all, the holy product of cow urine is now a national drink, and it is also the key to the export of the culture of the Three Kingdoms, which can be promoted all over the world like tea!
San Chongshi, the critical year, be soft on yourself, don't rely on others, or go to the hospital if it doesn't work.

just.

As time went on, more and more people found the problem.

after all……

The effect is too strong! ! !
Soon, some people found that they couldn't do it anymore... Some people found that they had no desire, and even saw women without feeling...

At the other end of the door, the female lizard that once allowed herself to be strong for three days at a glance didn't feel it anymore...

then.

People finally became panicked.

It's a pity that they don't know what the problem is, and they can even drink a bottle of cow urine to suppress shock.

at this time.

A large number of media began to publicize-"The overheated climate makes everyone have no desire..." "Extreme climate makes everyone have no interest in doing anything..."

Oh……

It turned out to be a climate problem!

People's panic subsides, and that's okay.

"According to the survey of relevant organizations, drinking the holy product of cow urine can effectively alleviate the problems caused by extreme weather..."

"It is recommended to prevent it as soon as possible if you have not drunk the holy product of cow urine..."

then.

The holy product of cow urine once again brought peak sales.

After a few more days, some people seemed to have finally realized the problem, and some companies also sensed that something was wrong, and began to investigate the data related to the cow urine holy product.

pity.

The investigation will also take a few days.

Taking advantage of the peak of his popularity, Jiang Fan changed the word "sacred product of cow urine" to the word "sacred product of cow urine". So far, cow urine has completely meant the holy product of cow urine.

A few more days passed.

When the various investigation results came out, everyone went crazy!
"This data..."

"Drinking the company's cow urine will lead to atrophy of male characteristics and exuberant female characteristics?... Fuck, I said why my breasts have become bigger recently..."

"All recent problems are caused by cow urine?"

"Drinking the company's cow urine causes desire loss?"

"My God!"

The people of the Three Kingdoms are all crazy.

No wonder...

They frantically discarded the cow urine at home, but unfortunately, cow urine has already flowed in the body of every member of the Three Kingdoms.

of course.

Even more outrageous.

Although "cow urine produced by this company" was used in the survey, when people scolded, they scolded all cow urine together.

This is the end.

The prestige of cow urine plummeted.

Jiang Fan, on the other hand, looked at the book of merits and virtues with great satisfaction. After a period of hard work, the Three Kingdoms finally reduced the rape case to freezing point! ! !
after all.

Not even desire...

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Last wish 3: I want to build the Three Kingdoms, so that there will be no more rape cases here! (completed)
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brush!
Massive merits emerged.

Jiang Fan's original six-star 44% cultivation has been improved again, reaching 47% six-star! !

The strength is improving rapidly! ! !

"Well……"

"If it's Seven Stars, I'm afraid it's only half of it?"

"It seems that I have stayed at Six Star for too long..."

Jiang Fan said in his heart.

However, fortunately, the merits of the promotion are increasing. However, the problem of the rape rate has been solved, but a strange new problem has appeared...

"grown ups."

The young man hurried over, "Something went wrong!"

"Hey?"

"Is such that."

The young man wiped his sweat, "As I said, because the carrier is cow urine, I can't guarantee that my secret technique will change..."

"after all."

"You also know the water quality of the Three Kingdoms."

"The cows in the Three Kingdoms also use this water, so cow urine is also full of all kinds of outrageous things... Even viruses can mutate, let alone my secret technique..."

"The secret technique of the Heavenly Demon Realm has never been tested like this..."

"so……"

The young man wiped off his sweat, "The effect of lowering the holy product of cow urine on females has been achieved, but it has also mutated into a new effect..."

???

Jiang Fan's face darkened, "Get to the point."

"Look."

The young man carefully threw the news to Jiang Fan, and ran away.

???

Jiang Fan looked at the fleeing young man speechlessly, turned on the news, and was stunned—news reports, for some reason, men in the Three Kingdoms began to prefer men, and even shouted the slogan that real men should communicate with each other...

(End of this chapter)

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