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Chapter 292 Women only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!

Ok.

Li Hansheng originally didn't want to talk about such rotten stalks, but from the perspective of a traveler, these stalks are really lazy.

But I can't stand it. The current timeline is 17 years, and the audience can watch it happily, and the most important thing is that these female anchors can pick up these memes.

Next came the self-introductions of Sister Zhou and Rita. The two of them are more open-minded, and they don't need Li Hansheng to help them make a show effect.

And finally Li Hansheng.

"Cough, cough, cough." Li Hansheng coughed twice, "Way, brother, I don't need to introduce myself, do I?"

"Me!" Li Hansheng pointed at himself with an arrogant expression on his face, "noob! If anyone of you puts a question mark, or asks me who I belong to, I have to go to your house to see. I haven't passed the Internet in how many years. .”

Who are the audience?
When you are acting aggressive, can the audience get used to you?
[? ? ?Who are you? 】

[Ask if you don't understand, who is the noob?Seeing how foreign this ID is, it must be a handsome GG. 】

[Sorry, I only know Li Hansheng, who is the noob?I'm so unfamiliar. 】

[I really don't know who the noob is.Can the anchor give us some popular science? 】

The other anchors were overjoyed seeing this scene, especially the Demon King and others who had been teased before. Sister Zhou understood the effect of the show, so she immediately started booing.

"Gaia!! This is too simple and hot." Sister Zhou smirked, "Can you introduce yourself more vividly? We all say that Brother Han Sheng can speak well, so it can't be different? Your program The effect!"

"It really doesn't work, let's bite a lighter for everyone while introducing myself."

Sister Zhou's ridicule won the approval of the audience, and they would feel uncomfortable if they didn't watch Li Hansheng's whole work for a day!

Li Hansheng didn't speak, as if he was planning something.

He suddenly asked, "Have you seen "Journey to the West"? Is there anyone who hasn't? How miserable was your childhood?"

Rita answered immediately, and she spoke first, "You want to say that you are the omnipotent Monkey King? Just like your performance on the field??"

Rita was also a little smug.

Check it out!

What is the on-the-spot reaction ability of LPL commentary!

however……

Li Hansheng shook his head and denied what she said, "No, what are you thinking? In your heart, I have such an image?? Who are you looking down on!"

Rita couldn't help being taken aback, and the others were also dumbfounded.

The image of Monkey King can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Isn't it a compliment to say that you are like Monkey King?

How do you think Li Hansheng's reaction is as if he has been wronged by the world? ?

Aren't they watching the same "Journey to the West"?
"Haven't you heard the evaluation? Sun Wukong is a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth, and he is thin and has no brother-like appearance. Look at me! How can I be thin and small? With his appearance, he must be the same as Tang Seng Level? Out of the four masters and apprentices, Tang Seng is the only one who looks like someone, and he is also a handsome guy!"

Li Hansheng still didn't stop his serious and nonsense behavior.

"Tang Seng has many nicknames, right? Brother Yu, master, Sanzang, Jin Chanzi..."

"I have so many nicknames too! Brother Han Sheng, Sheng Bao, Sheng ÷, Brother Big B..."

Ok?
Li Hansheng always felt as if something strange had mixed in.

[Pfft... liter ÷ is also a nickname? ? 】

[About the fact that my idol turned out to be my biggest black fan. 】

【233333, you said your black name, right?Hate yourself? ? 】

[Brother Han Sheng understands little blacks, as long as I blackmail myself hard enough, little blacks can't hurt me at all! 】

The others still didn't speak casually, but continued to watch Li Hansheng's nonsense!
They wanted to see what Li Hansheng could pull out!

"Also!!" Li Hansheng suddenly raised his voice and said loudly, "Is Tang Priest a thief and women miss him? There are even some female fairies who don't even eat Tang Priest's meat, so they cry and want to marry him! !"

"Then here comes the question! After getting married... the next step is to create a human being?"

"Coincidentally! My buddy is also missed by many women, crying and shouting to have a monkey with me, and there are not too many who want to marry me."

Now everyone understands.

How about cooperating with this oblique boasting of yourself? ?

"Oh, yes! There is another very important thing, eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat, you will live forever, kill a noob once solo, and you will fly into the sky!"

Li Hansheng is really not exaggerating.

What he enjoys now is the treatment of a faker. All mid laners are proud of killing the faker big devil solo. Killing a faker solo can even be regarded as a kind of honor for professional players.

And what about him?
It's not the same situation with him on the road.

You must know that since his debut, although Li Hansheng's winning rate is not 100%, he has often died many times.

But he has never been single-killed by any top laner... To be precise, he has never been solo-killed! !

If anyone can kill Li Hansheng once in the arena, that player will definitely receive great attention!

"Tsk tsk, as expected of a noob." Sister Zhou smiled and boasted, "Self-introduction is so different."

"This is all forced by you!" Li Hansheng rolled his eyes, "Am I easy? Talk so much in one breath, Douyu remember to reimburse me for the drink!"

As he spoke, he drank several sips of the fat house happy water.

After the self-introduction, the theme of the event is next, which is to divide into two teams to fight in the canyon. Li Hansheng and Grandpa Lu each bring four female anchors.

After a round of draws.

The people on the same team as Li Hansheng are Rita, Sister Zhou, Pigeon on Tuesday and Feng Mushroom.

After creating the room, the next step is to divide the location.

Naturally, the officials would not let Li Hansheng run on the road, that would be too suspenseless, and there would be no program effect at all.

Otherwise, who would dare to fight Li Hansheng on the road? ?
The Internet addiction that was killed by Li Hansheng within minutes?

But if Li Hansheng is allowed to assist, the effect of the program will not be good. On balance, in the end, let him play ADC, while Grandpa Lu can play his best mid laner, so as to balance the strength of both sides.

The other four female anchors drew lots, and finally Rita was assigned to the bottom lane to assist Li Hansheng.

And Feng Mushroom went to play, Pigeon was playing on Tuesday, and Sister Zhou was playing jungle.

When the lottery result came out, Rita immediately smiled, "Noob! It's okay, I'll help you masturbate."

"Pfft..." Li Hansheng almost spit out a mouthful of water.

This bad woman wants to tease herself all day long, doesn't she? ?

Do you really think you won't fight back? ?
"Oh, why don't you talk? Is our elder brother shy?" Rita smiled coquettishly, "Don't you really think of us as the female fairies of Pansidong? If so, please treat me as the king of the daughter country .”

"Huh?" Sister Zhou reacted very quickly, "Then it's good for me to be that mouse spirit, after all, a hot actor is also very beautiful."

The two of them sang together and the atmosphere of the whole live broadcast would not be cold at all, and the conversation was so close.

As a result, Zhou Ge and Feng Mushroom were completely unable to blend in, so they simply acted as a little transparent.

The main reason is that they are far less familiar with Li Hansheng than Rita and Sister Zhou.

And their personality is not as carefree as the two, and they still have a little idol burden.

wait!

Li Hansheng didn't speak for a while, but he was thinking about how to fight back!

The selection will begin soon.

The other three quickly selected the hero they wanted.

Teemo, Lulu, Juggernaut...

Well, these heroes can only say that they understand everything.

When it was Li Hansheng's turn to choose someone, he suddenly smirked, "Rita! Why don't we choose this combination in the next lane, I'm Ai Xi, your nanny?"

"You Ashe, my nanny?" Rita hesitated for a moment, she didn't react at all at first, but seriously thought about this combination.

"Yes, yes, I'm Ashe!"

Can……

There are always a few smart ghosts in the audience, and they can always understand the profoundness of Chinese characters in no time at all!
【Um?Is this a live broadcast that we can watch without paying? 】

[Good guy!The live broadcast actually said such tiger-wolf words, can it still make people watch the live broadcast happily? 】

[Are all the current female anchors so big?Why is it different from what I saw before? 】

[One wants to help the other party masturbate, and the other wants to suck the nanny, right?Why don't you two go to the hotel tonight and have a real shot. 】

[This bad woman is so disgusting!Seduce my Shengbao all day long, can the bad woman stay away from my Shengbao? 】

【retreat!retreat!retreat!Bad woman, go away! 】

Rita saw the barrage of ridicules all over the screen, and immediately realized that Li Hansheng was taking advantage of her? ?

If it were someone else, they might even pretend to be twitchy.

Can……

Rita? ?
An old driver from Qiu Mingshan, she will not be shy and twitched, and immediately countered, "This kind of serious bot lane combination is useless, or...you barrel and Gnar? Let's start a team! Sister Zhou's sword master Quack kills me indiscriminately!!"

Barrel?Gnar?
Li Hansheng has to admit that he underestimated Rita, it seems that simple dirty jokes can't do anything to her at all!
"You barrel, I'm Narha." Rita spoke with a slightly ambiguous taste on purpose.

can only say……

The thin-skinned viewers in the live broadcast room blushed!
"Hey, hey, hey!!" Sister Zhou yelled dissatisfiedly, "It's an activity! Are you two putting this public money in an affair? Can you be more serious! Can you let us have a sense of participation?"

"Huh?" Rita subconsciously shook her wit, "Why don't you mail me all your lipsticks, so that you can have a sense of participation."

hiss……

this woman...

Are you having such a good time? ?

Rao even Li Hansheng couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Sister Zhou and the others also looked confused. Is it such a big scale?Is this really something that can be heard live without charge? ?
Rita also noticed that she seemed to be talking too much?

She couldn't help but blush, and chose to temporarily shut down the microphone.

She just said hello...

you really put her on...

She was the first one to be persuaded in seconds, and the mouth-to-mouth players are all sour.

Fortunately, the game officially started at this time, which helped to divert a wave of attention.

It may be that during the selection process, they drove too much with each other, but now everyone has become extremely quiet, and even Li Hansheng didn't know how to speak to enliven the atmosphere for a while.

how?

Can you force him to drive with someone all the time?
Li Hansheng is not the kind of person who can't walk around when he sees a woman, so he is not so worthless.

These female anchors can be said to be the goddesses of the audience, but with Li Hansheng's current level, it is really not too easy to fall in love with them.

Tall, rich and handsome……

Li Hansheng has all three, and this thing is simply the biggest killer for women.

It is not even an exaggeration to say that as long as he reveals a little bit of meaning, most women are willing to come after him.

Sister Zhou was holding the banner, and she took the initiative to say, "Everyone pretends to be an expert if they don't talk, right? Brother Han Sheng will be embarrassed if he doesn't talk. After all, he is a real expert. Let's four rookies stop pretending like this." !"

"I don't need to talk." Rita answered with a smile, "Noob is so strong, he will protect me!"

In fact, Rita was also taking the initiative to deliver a message to Li Hansheng. Under normal circumstances, Li Hansheng said something like "I will definitely protect you well", and everyone just laughed and fooled the embarrassing atmosphere caused by the previous driving.

But the problem is...

Will Li Hansheng follow her ideas? ?
"Ah?" He looked astonished, and uttered a question of soul, "I'm strong, shouldn't you protect me? I'll take the head and send you to death, so that we can win, right?"

Rita was dumbfounded!
Li Hansheng didn't play the cards according to the routine, but it made her not know how to answer the conversation.

She usually also plays games with her boyfriend, it's not like this! !
It must be on purpose! !

Rita gritted her teeth, and asked again unwillingly, "You are strong, shouldn't you protect me? I'm a girl!"

She deliberately used a soft and weak tone, even a little coquettish.

The male fans in the live broadcast room were heartbroken when they heard this, and many people even started posting barrage saying that Li Hansheng is a straight man of steel!
"Hush... don't talk, don't affect my last knife, the opposite jungler is coming, hurry up and sell, I'll deal!!"

Rita is completely speechless now.

good guy...

For a moment, she couldn't tell if Li Hansheng was pretending to be a straight man, or was he just a straight man? ?
Rita thinks it's more like the former!
After all, it's not like she hasn't had contact with Li Hansheng in private.

Pretend to be straight.

My old lady has to let you reveal your secrets!
At this time, the jungler on the opposite side really came down to gank. It was the prince who was operated by a woman with a lot of hot boys. come down the road.

The opponent's middle field came to wander around. Although they failed to make a kill, they lowered their state and made Li Hansheng lose the right to line.

Instead, he was suppressed by the opponent's policewoman + Zyra.

Although there are two younger sisters on the opposite side, Nan Bo'er is playing ADC. As a former "professional" female player, she is not only strong, but she still has diamonds.

The line of soldiers was sent into the defense tower in this way.

To know.

In the ADC, except for the two heroes of skateboard shoes and Draven, due to the blessing of skills in the early stage, they can perform perfect single-player tower replenishment when they go out with only one Dolan sword.

All other ADC roles require support.

Li Hansheng has worked very hard to make up for the tower, but... he couldn't help but have a nanny on the side making troubles, messing with A minions and using Q.

"I said! Why are you snatching my pawns when you have nothing to do!!" Li Hansheng complained, not because he was serious, but when he was playing ADC, he habitually regarded replenishing pawns as an instinct. Seeing missing pawns was worse than killing him Be uncomfortable!

"I'll help you back up the knife and consume the other side!" Rita explained with a smile.

"No, just stand behind me and hang up, and leave it to me to get off the road."

"Hee hee, you mean you want me to hide behind you, you will protect me, right? I said that noob can't be a straight man of steel, but he knows how to take care of girls." Rita wants this effect! !
Unexpectedly, Li Hansheng got into a fight with her.

"No, no, no, you hanging behind me will have no effect at all, and standing with me will be a side effect." Li Hansheng didn't indulge her, and said casually, "Women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword! So! Go to the back and hang up honestly!"

"..." Rita was KO again! !
Now she was really stunned and didn't know what to say.

The audience was happy to hear about this situation, and they all sent barrage jokes!
[Laughing, at least in terms of EQ, Brother Han Sheng and I are pretty much the same! ! 】

[rita!Stop it!Brother Han Sheng is a man you can't subdue! ! 】

[So my brother Han Sheng actually has such a straight steel man?No wonder you're still single! 】

[Brothers are cute!Let's just ask if there is a possibility that Brother Han Sheng is really as rumored...]

[Mom!Brother Han Sheng's last knife is still pressing the opponent, isn't this too strong? 】

Under such circumstances, there are still people who are paying attention to the content of the game. This kind of uninterested audience is indeed rare.

But it also proved Li Hansheng's strength.

But no matter how tough you are, you can't stand the opposite side coming all the time!

Grandpa Lu used all kinds of tricks to force him down the road. Li Hansheng died twice in a row, and his level and equipment were all behind.

And when the opponent's bot lane reaches level 6!
The opponent's assistant, Zyra, flashed E directly and fixed Rita's nanny in place. The policewoman W received EQ and quickly shot two headshots, and then directly opened her big move!
"Noob! Help! Help!!" Rita kept calling for help, her current blood volume would be taken away by the policewoman's big move!
"Uh... I seem to have a flash." Li Hansheng's words immediately made Rita see hope!
boom!
Bullets have been ejected from the policewoman's gun!

It flew towards the nanny.

however……

In imagination, Ai Xijiao flashed the scene of blocking the bullet, but it didn't appear.

Li Hansheng was like a machine that lacked emotion, calmly replenishing his sword, watching the nanny become a corpse on the ground!
Rita was dumbfounded again!

"Wow! Didn't you say you had a flash? Didn't it save me? You did it on purpose!!" Rita was very mad!

But Li Hansheng didn't reply, but was in operation!
The opponent's duo seemed to be on the top. Seeing that there was only level 5 Bingbing under the tower, they wanted to forcibly kill him!
But they didn't have skills in the follow-up, but they were shown off by Li Hansheng.

Especially the policewoman, after being slowed down by Han Bing's flat A, Han Bing immediately flashed to pull away, but the policewoman was beaten to death by the defense tower.

Double Kill!

At this moment.

Li Hansheng asked back.

"What did you say?"

Rita: ……………

In the end, he almost gritted his teeth and said, "Noob is awesome!"

3.9W / 35W
Regarding the update speed, I just want to say one thing, everyone believes first, then doubts

The previous chapter is in the process of contacting the editor to unseal.

　After all, it is Teacher Dafei's fourth crown.

　　Or is it the perfect end to Mr. Dai's career?
　　To be honest, starting from my personal feelings, I still hope that Mr. Dai can win a championship. After all, his efforts over the years are worthy of such a happy ending.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)