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Chapter 506 Liu Bang: There is no such thing as a father
Chapter 506 Liu Bang: There is no such thing as a father
In the west of Chang'an City, Linxi Square is planted with ginkgo trees.
The carriages were like running water and the horses were like dragons, spacious enough to allow four carriages to run side by side. The road was so congested that many meritorious nobles who had never touched the ground in the past had to get off the carriage ahead of time, and servants with large bags and small gifts walked on the sidewalk.
They gathered here today from all over Guanzhong to attend a hundred-day banquet for a child.
The child's father is named Lu Wan, who is the current Taiwei and King Yan, and the emperor's majesty is too fat to wear a pair of trousers...
As for the child's mother, it was Yu Ji, a concubine of Xiang Yu, the former Overlord of Western Chu.
At the beginning, Lu Wan still hid Yu Ji's identity, for fear that others would point fingers if they found out, so he had a hard time because of this, but when he really disclosed Yu Ji's identity, he found that everyone They just ate melons politely, and then they did what they should do, no one said anything at all...
After all, King Xiang's world is gone, so what's so great about King Xiang's woman remarrying someone else?
Besides, Concubine Yu is just a concubine and has no status at all.
Look at the old Ying's house next door, the one with greenery is a good one, and the two queen mothers are raising wild men...
When it was almost noon, Liu Ying took two packs of snacks from the kitchen, stepped out of the carriage step by step, looked at Liu Bang who was walking down behind him, and said:
"Look, I said that it's just right to come later, and there's no traffic jam, and you don't need to have a fake greeting with a group of people... Eat as soon as you come, and leave after eating, perfect!"
Liu Bang curled his lips, disapproving of this.
He is a person who likes to join in the fun, but he is not the protagonist of today's hundred-day banquet, so he can only follow Liu Ying's statement and keep a low profile as much as possible.
Liu Ying took two steps forward, looked at a steward who looked familiar although she couldn't name her, and said:
"Fengyi Liu Ying, He Wanqian."
In an instant, a certain founding emperor of the Han Dynasty who walked over empty-handed became restless...
"I call you He Wanqian! I call you He Wanqian..."
"Ouch... what are you doing?"
Liu Ying covered her head and dodged two steps to the side, shaking the two packs of snacks in her hand: "I still have two packs of presents here, Dad, you are just eating and drinking for nothing..."
Liu Bang sneered, and walked forward as if no one was there with his hands behind his back.
In an instant, the Yanwang Mansion, which was as noisy as a vegetable market, became completely silent. Wherever Liu Bang passed, everyone bowed to the ground.
"See Your Majesty!"
Heh, this old guy pretended to be... Liu Ying raised her mouth slightly, threw the snack in her hand to the steward at the door, and walked towards Qian swaggeringly.
Those heroes who had just straightened up, when they saw Liu Ying, immediately bowed their hands and bowed, greeted them with smiles, and their voices were much higher than before.
"Meet the prince!"
Liu Bang: ...
Liu Ying: ┓(`)┏
....................................
The back garden of King Yan's Mansion.
"Emperor Shushu, are you also here to see your younger brother?"
A little girl with yellowish hair and two long braids, about the height of Liu Bang's calf, stumbled over and ran over, causing the nanny and maid who followed her to panic.
"Yes. But you have to call me Uncle. I was born half an hour earlier than your father..." Liu Bang bent down and touched the little girl's head. When he was about to hug her up, he saw the little girl's eyes As soon as the light came on, he ran back da da da da.
"Prince Pot..."
Liu Ying looked at the 'pendant' on her calf, then looked at Liu Bang who was full of confusion, and shook her head helplessly.
This little girl is Lu Wan's daughter, the Princess Yan who is worried that she won't be able to get married, so Yuji is going to drag Liu Ying to the bottom...
In the corner of the corridor, Lu Wan led Yu Ji who was wearing a pink dress and walked quickly, her face overflowing with joy.
After all, he had another son.
"Uncle Lu, Auntie." Liu Ying dragged the 'pendant' and bent forward with difficulty to salute.
Lu Wan frowned, and said softly, "Ayu, come here quickly, girls should be reserved and not touch men casually..."
Well, a certain licking dog used his wife's surname as his daughter's name...
Therefore, the full name of the little girl hanging on Liu Ying's lap is Lu Yu...
sea bass……
It's all due to culture... Liu Ying only felt her leg lighten, and then heard Yu Ji's playful voice.
"What are you afraid of? There's nothing wrong with getting closer to your future husband-in-law..."
It's just that when he was about to say something, he heard Lu Wan rarely refute Yu Ji.
"I don't agree with Ayu marrying that kid... Look at his oily hair and pink face, his eyes are full of peach blossoms, he looks like a frivolous and heartless philandering carrot! Ayu will marry someone like me in the future, and he will treat her wholeheartedly... ..."
"All right, all right, you're the best."
I'm really convinced, I'm full of dog food before coming to the table... Liu Ying looked at the two people in front of you and me, and at the disgusting Liu Bang on the other side, and asked softly:
"Father, do you know what is more tragic than the twilight of a beauty?"
Liu Bang vaguely guessed something, but still shook his head: "I don't know, what do you think?"
Liu Ying looked at Yu Ji who cast her gaze over, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Of course the beauty has become fat..."
For a moment, the smile on Yu Ji's face froze. She had been pampered and pampered in the past few years, and she only danced two songs when she needed boudoir fun. After she did less exercise, her whole body became much rounder.
So, her face turned cold, her skirt lifted slightly, and she kicked Liu Ying's ass: "What's wrong with being fat? Have you eaten your rice? People who robbed my mother, dare to mock her?"
Well, she was talking about Bank of China.
Lu Wan suddenly realized, and kicked Liu Ying's other half of the ass: "If you can't speak, you don't have to! That's not called fat, it's called Fengyun!"
Liu Ying looked up at Liu Bang, then at Lu Wan, and then at Liu Bang, the meaning was very clear.
He hit your son!
Liu Bang gave Liu Ying a look that you can do it yourself, then put his hands behind his back and walked forward: "Oh, I'm so hungry, why don't you have dinner..."
....................................
Banquet room.
Turning grief and anger into appetite, Liu Ying swiftly grabbed the last chicken leg from Liu Bang with chopsticks, put it to her mouth and took a bite.
He was cheated by this old six again, so he planned to come to Lu Wan's house every day for the next month to eat and drink, and let this old six's former concubine be eaten up first...
Liu Bang froze for a moment, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
This is just the beginning.
He plans to cheat his own little brat whenever he gets the chance within the next six months!
The Thunder King is the Thunder King, but what the hell is a three-legged toad?
(End of this chapter)
In the west of Chang'an City, Linxi Square is planted with ginkgo trees.
The carriages were like running water and the horses were like dragons, spacious enough to allow four carriages to run side by side. The road was so congested that many meritorious nobles who had never touched the ground in the past had to get off the carriage ahead of time, and servants with large bags and small gifts walked on the sidewalk.
They gathered here today from all over Guanzhong to attend a hundred-day banquet for a child.
The child's father is named Lu Wan, who is the current Taiwei and King Yan, and the emperor's majesty is too fat to wear a pair of trousers...
As for the child's mother, it was Yu Ji, a concubine of Xiang Yu, the former Overlord of Western Chu.
At the beginning, Lu Wan still hid Yu Ji's identity, for fear that others would point fingers if they found out, so he had a hard time because of this, but when he really disclosed Yu Ji's identity, he found that everyone They just ate melons politely, and then they did what they should do, no one said anything at all...
After all, King Xiang's world is gone, so what's so great about King Xiang's woman remarrying someone else?
Besides, Concubine Yu is just a concubine and has no status at all.
Look at the old Ying's house next door, the one with greenery is a good one, and the two queen mothers are raising wild men...
When it was almost noon, Liu Ying took two packs of snacks from the kitchen, stepped out of the carriage step by step, looked at Liu Bang who was walking down behind him, and said:
"Look, I said that it's just right to come later, and there's no traffic jam, and you don't need to have a fake greeting with a group of people... Eat as soon as you come, and leave after eating, perfect!"
Liu Bang curled his lips, disapproving of this.
He is a person who likes to join in the fun, but he is not the protagonist of today's hundred-day banquet, so he can only follow Liu Ying's statement and keep a low profile as much as possible.
Liu Ying took two steps forward, looked at a steward who looked familiar although she couldn't name her, and said:
"Fengyi Liu Ying, He Wanqian."
In an instant, a certain founding emperor of the Han Dynasty who walked over empty-handed became restless...
"I call you He Wanqian! I call you He Wanqian..."
"Ouch... what are you doing?"
Liu Ying covered her head and dodged two steps to the side, shaking the two packs of snacks in her hand: "I still have two packs of presents here, Dad, you are just eating and drinking for nothing..."
Liu Bang sneered, and walked forward as if no one was there with his hands behind his back.
In an instant, the Yanwang Mansion, which was as noisy as a vegetable market, became completely silent. Wherever Liu Bang passed, everyone bowed to the ground.
"See Your Majesty!"
Heh, this old guy pretended to be... Liu Ying raised her mouth slightly, threw the snack in her hand to the steward at the door, and walked towards Qian swaggeringly.
Those heroes who had just straightened up, when they saw Liu Ying, immediately bowed their hands and bowed, greeted them with smiles, and their voices were much higher than before.
"Meet the prince!"
Liu Bang: ...
Liu Ying: ┓(`)┏
....................................
The back garden of King Yan's Mansion.
"Emperor Shushu, are you also here to see your younger brother?"
A little girl with yellowish hair and two long braids, about the height of Liu Bang's calf, stumbled over and ran over, causing the nanny and maid who followed her to panic.
"Yes. But you have to call me Uncle. I was born half an hour earlier than your father..." Liu Bang bent down and touched the little girl's head. When he was about to hug her up, he saw the little girl's eyes As soon as the light came on, he ran back da da da da.
"Prince Pot..."
Liu Ying looked at the 'pendant' on her calf, then looked at Liu Bang who was full of confusion, and shook her head helplessly.
This little girl is Lu Wan's daughter, the Princess Yan who is worried that she won't be able to get married, so Yuji is going to drag Liu Ying to the bottom...
In the corner of the corridor, Lu Wan led Yu Ji who was wearing a pink dress and walked quickly, her face overflowing with joy.
After all, he had another son.
"Uncle Lu, Auntie." Liu Ying dragged the 'pendant' and bent forward with difficulty to salute.
Lu Wan frowned, and said softly, "Ayu, come here quickly, girls should be reserved and not touch men casually..."
Well, a certain licking dog used his wife's surname as his daughter's name...
Therefore, the full name of the little girl hanging on Liu Ying's lap is Lu Yu...
sea bass……
It's all due to culture... Liu Ying only felt her leg lighten, and then heard Yu Ji's playful voice.
"What are you afraid of? There's nothing wrong with getting closer to your future husband-in-law..."
It's just that when he was about to say something, he heard Lu Wan rarely refute Yu Ji.
"I don't agree with Ayu marrying that kid... Look at his oily hair and pink face, his eyes are full of peach blossoms, he looks like a frivolous and heartless philandering carrot! Ayu will marry someone like me in the future, and he will treat her wholeheartedly... ..."
"All right, all right, you're the best."
I'm really convinced, I'm full of dog food before coming to the table... Liu Ying looked at the two people in front of you and me, and at the disgusting Liu Bang on the other side, and asked softly:
"Father, do you know what is more tragic than the twilight of a beauty?"
Liu Bang vaguely guessed something, but still shook his head: "I don't know, what do you think?"
Liu Ying looked at Yu Ji who cast her gaze over, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Of course the beauty has become fat..."
For a moment, the smile on Yu Ji's face froze. She had been pampered and pampered in the past few years, and she only danced two songs when she needed boudoir fun. After she did less exercise, her whole body became much rounder.
So, her face turned cold, her skirt lifted slightly, and she kicked Liu Ying's ass: "What's wrong with being fat? Have you eaten your rice? People who robbed my mother, dare to mock her?"
Well, she was talking about Bank of China.
Lu Wan suddenly realized, and kicked Liu Ying's other half of the ass: "If you can't speak, you don't have to! That's not called fat, it's called Fengyun!"
Liu Ying looked up at Liu Bang, then at Lu Wan, and then at Liu Bang, the meaning was very clear.
He hit your son!
Liu Bang gave Liu Ying a look that you can do it yourself, then put his hands behind his back and walked forward: "Oh, I'm so hungry, why don't you have dinner..."
....................................
Banquet room.
Turning grief and anger into appetite, Liu Ying swiftly grabbed the last chicken leg from Liu Bang with chopsticks, put it to her mouth and took a bite.
He was cheated by this old six again, so he planned to come to Lu Wan's house every day for the next month to eat and drink, and let this old six's former concubine be eaten up first...
Liu Bang froze for a moment, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
This is just the beginning.
He plans to cheat his own little brat whenever he gets the chance within the next six months!
The Thunder King is the Thunder King, but what the hell is a three-legged toad?
(End of this chapter)
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