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Chapter 115 What is a Group Pet?

On the high-speed rail.

Su Ran sat on the seat, picked up a magazine and read through it to pass the time.

On the first page, choose Lingzhou Women's Hospital for painless abortion, so that your child's whereabouts are unknown.

puff~
Terrified.

Is this kind of hospital so straightforward now?
Turning to the second page, it is a short story about brother-in-law and sister-in-law. The storyline is ups and downs and exciting.

Turn to the third page, cut the purse, do a ligation, and do growth surgery, come to Lingzhou Andrology Hospital.

Attached is a picture of an old man in martial arts uniform giving a thumbs up: [Lingzhou Andrology Hospital is good, let you regain the dignity of a man]

The spokesperson in the lower right corner: Liu Buqun, head of Lingjian Mountain.

This……

Isn't Liu Buqun Shan Weizi's grandfather and Liu Piaopiao's parents?
He is a majestic head of the faction, won't he be ridiculed by his martial arts colleagues when he accepts this kind of advertisement for a men's hospital?

Hmm... Su Ran held her chin and thought for a while, could it be that I am too small?The leader of the martial arts alliance speaks out, and the heroes of the martial arts step through the door of Lingzhou Men's Hospital to cut their bags?

I don't know, anyway, when Su Ran was in the second grade, under the school organization, all the children in the class held hands and went to the hospital to have their skins cut, and then all the children sat in a row with their buttocks naked, touched the gauze, and cried together. Do you still comfort each other in your pain?Mine hurt more.

Afterwards, their respective parents took the children away, and Su's mother took away little Su Ran, who walked like a duck, wobbling and walking unhappily.

I didn't understand it at the time, I just felt that doing this small operation delayed my fun, but now I understand, it will be more fun after this operation.

It's not without reason that Jinyu likes Su Ran's brother so much. When Su Ran brings her happiness, it also makes her feel sexually blessed.

but…

Seeing Shan Weizi's grandfather endorse this kind of advertisement, I was a little shocked.

Su Ran didn't think too much about it, but just posted these scary slogans to the [Lie on the kang together] group for everyone to have fun.

Su Ran: [Hahaha... have you got the advertisements of these small hospitals that scare people to death (laughs)]
Su Ran: [Hey, why don't you laugh, isn't it funny? (Confuse)]
There was a few seconds of silence...

Liu Jinyu: [Sent us an advertisement for painless abortion, and asked us if it was funny, are you implying something? ]
Su Ran has withdrawn the picture.

Liu Jinyu: [What's the use of withdrawing, why do you need a painless abortion hospital? ]
Su Ran: [Pfft~ I'm sorry, I just let you see this funny slogan, it has no other meaning, don't worry, I won't let you do this kind of surgery (confidence)]
Liu Jinyu: [So... you have to take security measures in the future? ]
Didi Didi, all of a sudden the group erupted.

Xie Yi people: [(emoji package)]
Xiao Wanqing: [@Su Ran, Liu Jinyu asked you, answer. ]
Aina: [@萧娜庆, you are very concerned about this issue? ]
Xiao Wanqing: [I am thinking about the happy life of my girlfriends, and I don’t want them to cause trouble (angry)]
Ayina, Shay people: [(dog head)]
Then the group fell into silence, and the four women were waiting for Su Ran to reply to this question, because it had a lot to do with it.

After waiting for a long time, Su Ran replied: [@Everyone, take medicine. ]
puff~
The four women were directly killed in battle, and Su Ran was criticized for a long time.

Su Ran smiled, and replied: [Originally I sent pictures to show you funny slogans, you guys are serious, don't worry, @陈禹, I'm the same as before, except for the safety period, I set exceptions. ]
Liu Jinyu: [You are really my good brother, can't you be a little more private and trust me?Are you insinuating to them in the group to show your principles? ]
Su Ran: [You're worrying too much, okay, you guys are busy, I won't talk beforehand. ]
Su Ran withdrew from the group chat and did not dare to continue chatting. After a long time, they had the experience of lying on the kang together again, and they became more unscrupulous. They really said whatever they wanted without any scruples. Of course, this is a private group after all. .

After Su Ran quit the group chat, she chatted privately with Xiao Wanqing: [Is your mastitis better recently? ]
Xiao Wanqing: [It got better some time ago, but recently it's quite painful again, and every time I raise my hand, it hurts. ]
Su Ran: [Take photos and come over and I'll see if the condition is getting worse. ]
Su Ran studied this disease some time ago, and she has achieved a little success, so she can naturally distinguish the seriousness of the disease.

After a while, Xiao Wanqing sent a photo.

The photo was taken behind the door of the dance studio, the front camera looked down at 45°, half of the tight black dance dress was removed, and the ominous omen fell off the wrist, and the photo was taken in vain.

Su Ran zoomed in and looked carefully to see if there was any aggravation of the condition.

Xiao Wanqing: [Is it getting worse? ]
Su Ran: [It looks like it's getting heavier. ]
Xiao Wanqing: [ah (sad)]
Su Ran: [I mean the weight has increased. ]
Xiao Wanqing: […]
Su Ran: [Don't worry, the illness shouldn't get worse, send me a picture tomorrow, I'll take a look at it, just in case, you know? ]
Xiao Wanqing shyly replied OK, she really felt that Su Ran had read everything, and there were dozens of photos of "cases" that Xiao Wanqing had taken for him in Su Ran's phone, wearing all kinds of omens of various colors.

Out of emotion and reason, she is willing, women, to show the most sacred of themselves to the people they like, of course, it doesn't count if they sell it.

However, Xiao Wanqing didn't think about what would happen in the future, lovers will eventually get married, and it would be a pity if they didn't have married couples, and it would be fine to find an honest man and marry them.

Xiao Wanqing: [Su Ran~]
Su Ran: [say. ]
Xiao Wanqing: [Before New Year's Day, come to Shanghai and take me to Disneyland, okay? ]
Su Ran: [The fare is so expensive, I'll go if you pay. ]
Xiao Wanqing: [Yes. ]
Su Ran: [Pay more attention to your health, let's not talk for now. ]
Xiao Wanqing: [Wait a minute, don't show the photos to others, just enjoy them by yourself (shy)]
Su Ran: [Xiao Wanqing, what do you mean, I am seeing a doctor with you!Do you think I'm coveting your beauty? (anger)]
Xiao Wanqing: [Okay, okay, if you say you are seeing a doctor, you are seeing a doctor. They are all the same. I will take a picture of you every morning when I get up, so that you can see a doctor slowly. ]
Su Ran: [That's fine, but don't shoot exactly the same at a 45° angle every time. You need multiple angles, so that I can fully analyze the condition, you know? ]
Xiao Wanqing: [OK!As long as you like it! ]
At the end of the chat, there are still 3 stations away from Lingzhou Station.

Su Ran has never been to Lingzhou. Except for those small hospitals, the most information he knows about Lingzhou is - the hometown of martial arts.

There are countless gold belt boxing champions and national Sanda champions who come out of Lingzhou every year.

Shan Weizi's grandfather's sect is located on the top of Lingzhou's 5A-level scenic spot "Lingjian Mountain", which is similar to the Qingcheng Mountain School in the capital of Shu, both in places with beautiful mountains and clear waters.

Liu Buqun is the 28th generation leader of the Lingjian Mountain Sect. He has a certain right to speak in the martial arts world, also known as the "Wulin".

The Lingjian Mountain School is not the sword flying like in Xiuxian novels, but a traditional sword school that has been passed down for hundreds of years. It is very easy to learn. The tuition fee is 2 yuan a year, and food expenses are not included. Acquaintances are okay. Cheaper.

That's all Su Ran knows. Anyway, this visit to Liu Buqun is also a way to learn about our 5000-year-old martial arts culture in China.

However, the more this is the case, the more he admires Shan Weizi. This woman is really amazing, "the flower of the martial arts" + "the flower of the painting world". To be honest, such a woman cannot marry or flirt. I'm really locked up, and it's impossible to run away. Do you dare to be an enemy of the "martial arts", or offend the entire "painting world"?
Wen Dou + Wu Dou, there is no doubt about death.

Su Ran came here with the attitude that we are good friends, just keep a distance, otherwise you won't be able to get down after going up to Lingjian Mountain.

Su Ran sent Shan Weizi a WeChat message to remind her that she was coming.

at this time.

The top of Lingjian Mountain.

Under a thousand-year-old ginkgo tree, there is a chessboard.

Shan Weizi picked up a white ball between her slender index finger and middle finger, rolled up her cuff with the other hand, and gently placed the white ball in the position of 'twelve out of thirteen'.

"Hey..." Liu Buqun slapped his forehead, "Why didn't I get to this point, I lost, I lost, Wei Zi, your chess skills have improved very quickly recently."

Shan Weizi put the white and black pieces into the chess box one by one, and said with a smile: "It's better that grandpa teaches well, so that Weizi can improve again."

"You, you, you just know how to make me happy, an old man."

"Weizi is telling the truth, she didn't make you happy."

Liu Buqun laughed loudly and pointed at his granddaughter.

The breeze blows past the ginkgo tree, and the golden maple leaves swirl and fall on Shan Weizi. She is wearing a set of light green Hanfu in the style of Wei and Jin today. It is loose and elegant, and her long hair is tied behind her head in a low ponytail with a red string. , a young lady with a long ancient rhyme.

Liu Buqun knew that his granddaughter was a talented woman, she was not at all naughty like her mother and a child, Shan Weizi was very similar to her grandmother, who was also such a talented woman.

His grandmother was a female student of another martial arts school.

Back then, Liu Buqun and Shan Weizi's grandmother met in the 'No.13 National Sanda Competition'.

Liu Buqun saw that Shan Weizi's grandmother was pretty and her buttocks were up, so he wanted to take pictures of her.

It happened to be another opponent at that time, and during the match, Liu Buqun was not at all uncomfortable to surprise his grandma's elder brother, while competing, he winked at his grandma on the sidelines, so angry that she blushed and cursed: "Martial arts scum".

However, her senior brother saw Liu Buqun constantly winking at the younger sisters in the audience, how could she bear it?

He directly resorted to a move of 'Monkey Stealing Peach', but fortunately Liu Buqun reacted very quickly, and with one palm he knocked the senior brother into the air, causing internal injuries, and shouted loudly at the other sects on the sidelines: "Who else is there!"

At that time, my grandmother said that the Lingjian Mountain Sect did not emphasize martial arts, and Master Liu said that if you refuse to accept it, you can single it out.

One-on-one is one-on-one, afraid that your Lingjian Mountain faction will fail?
So he privately launched a challenge letter to single out Liu Buqun.

As a result, he was singled out and singled out, and picked up and picked up on the bed.

The elder brother's trick of monkey stealing peaches, he lost himself and fulfilled Liu Buqun.

Now, her grandmother has passed away.

At this time, seeing his granddaughter, Liu Buqun would inevitably think of his dead wife.

At the same time, as an old man, he naturally gave all his love to his granddaughter Shan Weizi, and even gave her the Lingjian Mountain School, which shows how much he loves him.

therefore…

What he can't bear the most is that his granddaughter is wronged.

Especially when it comes to men, you have to know that there are too many scumbags now, and my granddaughter is quite innocent, what if I encounter a scumbag?

Therefore, anyone who scums to my granddaughter is an enemy of my Lingjian Mountain.

Hmm... It's exactly as Su Ran expected.

Drop drop drop.

Shan Weizi received Su Ran's WeChat, got up and said, "Grandpa, you sit down first, Su Ran is going to the station, I'll pick him up the mountain."

Liu Buqun stood up and said, "I haven't gone down the mountain for a long time, I'll walk down the mountain with you."

From his daughter Liu Piaopiao, he learned about the relationship between a man named Su Ran and his granddaughter, and my granddaughter, standing in front of a special kilometer from Su Ran's hometown, drew a picture to express Lovesickness, such and such, Head Liu really wants to meet!
In response, all the disciples of the Lingjian Mountain Sect picked up their swords, stood up and said as if they had colluded.

"I'll go as well."

"I'll go as well."

"And I……"

"I……"

Shan Weizi: "We're all going? Let's forget it. I'll pick it up by myself. I'll buy something along the way, so I won't waste everyone's time."

Everyone said in unison: "It's okay! Our time can be wasted, and Senior Sister Weizi's youth can't be wasted!"

I'm afraid the visitor was not kind, they all went down the mountain to support Shan Weizi, right?

Shan Weizi saw that everyone was determined, so she had to compromise: "Okay, but there is no need for that sword, right?"

"People who learn martial arts never leave their swords. Don't worry, we won't draw our swords easily unless we can't help it."

"..."

Shan Weizi supported her forehead and was speechless, she said to Su Ran, you have to be careful.

Shan Weizi is undoubtedly the favorite of the group.

She and Su Ran are really friends. There is no love between them, it's all because of gossip.

Lingjian Mountain was dispatched in full force, and groups of three and four got into the car and went down the mountain along the winding mountain road.

At the fork at the bottom of the mountain, the traffic police checked for drunk driving, and the windows were lowered. I was shocked. All of them were martial arts fighters with long swords in their hands.

Seeing that it was Liu Bu, the police yelled: "Master Liu, are you going to participate in the Huashan Discussion of Swords with your disciples?"

"Accompany my granddaughter to go shopping."

Liu Buqun glanced at the disciples, signaling to keep a low profile, otherwise they would all be arrested and detained in the bureau.

"Your granddaughter is so lucky. When you go down the mountain to buy something, the whole sect will escort you. Drive slowly and pay attention to safety."

The car windows were raised, and the large troops left again in a mighty manner. They stopped at the entrance of the small supermarket first, and everyone got out of the car and leaned against the car, protecting their swords, watching Shan Weizi walk into the supermarket alone. Shan Weizi was embarrassed, and the supermarket The boss was shocked. During this battle, the entire sect was mobilized to escort a girl down the mountain to buy a pack of Sophie anti-leakage sanitary napkins?
In fact, Shan Weizi's aunt hasn't arrived yet, and this period is a safe period.

It's just going to be taken on the mountain for a while, so buy it back in advance for prevention.

Scan the QR code to pay, put the sanitary napkin in the bag, and return to the front of the team.

"Weizi, get in the car."

"Ah."

Shan Weizi returned to Liu Buqun, and went all the way to the high-speed rail station to pick up Su Ran...

　This book does not cultivate immortality or do those exercises. It is just an urban text with different routines. There are schools from ancient times to the present, so there is nothing surprising about this.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)