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Chapter 148 Happiness and Crisis
For example, 90 catties of rice and 90 catties of beauty, which one can a man hold for exercise without feeling tired?
The same reason...

75° rock climbing to reach the peak can be rewarded with 100 yuan, and there is a charming childlike Juru waiting for you at the peak, which man can climb faster?
It doesn't matter if it's money or not. Su Ran likes sports, rock climbing, and the window of the saint's house. It's boring to go through the front door, but it's exciting to go through the back door, right?

The Xie Yi lay on the bed, as if he heard movement outside the window.

"I'll go, don't you really climb the window?"

Feeling turning over and getting out of bed, pushing open the window, propping it up with a wooden stick, lying on the edge of the window giggling angrily and amusedly watching 'Spiderman' Su Ran climb up extremely fast.

"Hey, Mr. Su, is this really okay?"

"I'm just curious, Mr. Su, you are such an untalented person, you are so exhausted after exercising for a while, and you need a massage, how do you do extreme sports like rock climbing, you just..."

As soon as I said this, Su Ran rubbed up, jumped out of the window, put her arms around Xie Yi's soft waist inside the window, pulled, and she let out a light 'ah', her body was pulled closer by that force, and stuck against the window On the board, "It hurts~" and stared complainingly.

Call ~
"What?"

Su Ran took a few breaths, and with the smell of alcohol, she blew it onto Xie Yiren's pretty face, slightly flushed, biting her lip, her eyelashes flapping her wings like a butterfly in the night sky, her tender eyes were full of tenderness. She was shy, and her tone changed from joking to soft-spoken.

"Did you really climb up?"

She stretched out her arms and wrapped her arms around Su Ran's waist to prevent him from falling to death with a delicate tone.

"Just now I called you several times to ask you to come back, but you still beat me up, every time you came."

"Have it?"

"Well... yes."

Xie Yi nodded with a 'weak and helpless' expression, and pitifully elaborated on Su Ran's 'heinous crime'.

"Last time when you were playing with the handheld, I rolled over you, and Pikachu's ears blocked your view, so you beat me impatiently, and even made me cry, without comforting me."

"It's the same this time. You're afraid of the cold, so I'll come back and warm your bed. When the bed is warm, I'll call you back to sleep. You're pissing me off. I was almost scolded and cried by you just now."

Su Ran freed up one hand to gently stroke Xie Yiren's childish face, probably because of drinking, Su Ran especially thought she was cute, it was the kind of cuteness that needed to spur her and make her cry.

Especially the blessed role of the saint's noble status, I want to make her cry even more, man's wonderful XP?

but…

A soft girl has complained so wrongedly, she can't make her cry anymore, so comfort her well.

"Okay, I promise you that I will never attack you again."

"I don't believe you, you said the same thing last time."

Her voice became softer and softer, like a mosquito bite.

pop~
Su Ran slapped her buttocks, and she said, "Why did you hit me~ I'm not wrong, you did~ You still hit me."

"I told you I won't be mean to you in the future, but you're still jabbering. Believe it or not, I'll take off your trousers tonight, and I'll give you a good spanking and teach you a lesson?"

"you……"

"What am I?"

Bling Bling looked at Su Ran with his macho expression in his eyes, and he didn't dare to speak anymore. He was overwhelmed by this kind of masculinity. He had to be obedient, or he would really be spanked.

Uh...women still like being dominated by men.

"What about you?"

Su Ran wanted to slap again.

"Don't fight."

She tightly hugged Su Ran who was outside the window, slipped into her arms, poked her head out like a kitten that only needed protection, looked at the 'Master', and said softly, "Stop spanking my ass, it hurts."

Oh... Xie Yiren remembered that the most important one was forgotten to be written in [Su Ran's Wonderful Flower XP], the fourth one: I like spanking.

Yes, I don't know if it was from Xie Yi, but the other three were also beaten.

The first one to be beaten was Ayina, crying and falling into Liu Jinyu's arms, crying, "Su Ran spanked her, woo woo woo~"

Therefore, they all felt that Su Ran, who looked like a gentleman, was actually a bit of a gentleman.

But... the woman is not disgusted in her heart, too serious and boring, too shy and disgusting, just right for Su Ran.

Of course, Su Ran didn't dare to hit Shan Weizi's butt, if he couldn't do it well, he would draw his sword all over the place and chase him down.

"Su Ran, if you climb my window, aren't you afraid that the people in the village will find out and burn you and me to death?"

"If I was afraid, I wouldn't come to your place. A group of old feudalists, what are you afraid of?"

"Oh... mua~"

She stood on her tiptoes, kissed her lightly, and said with a smile, "You will be rewarded."

Su Ran pursed her lips, it was a bit milky and very familiar.

"What lipstick?"

"No lipstick, I just waited for you and ate a big white rabbit toffee."

"Oh... so it's the white rabbit toffee. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Is there any more?"

"No more, just one."

"I remember you still have two big white rabbit toffee in your room."

"If you don't have one, how can there be two..." Speaking of this, Xie Yiren suddenly realized, biting his lips and giving him a shy look, and said fiercely: "Don't be shy, or I will push you down Do you believe it? I really feel that you are getting worse and worse, and I don't like you at all..." As soon as I said this, I caught a glimpse of someone on the path below from the corner of my eye, "Come in." He dragged Su Ran through the window and entered the room .

The sound of the window closing was heard by the villagers passing by below, and they shone with a flashlight. No one was there, only the inertia of the window when it was closed.

"Yi Ren, is it a thief?"

The man yelled.

In the room, the lights were not turned on, only the mottled moonlight could vaguely see each other.

At the corner of the wall, Xie Yi left the kiss with Su Ran, and said back out of the window: "There is no thief, just a wild cat passing by just now." After speaking, he ignored it, hooked Su Ran's neck with his hands, and said softly He said 'Su Ran, I miss you so much recently', and after finishing speaking, he closed his eyes, and his limp body limply clinged to his arms, enjoying the tender kiss after parting for a long time.

Su Ran didn't know girls very well, and he didn't go into it too deeply, but he knew Xie Yiren, and nothing else, because he only needed to look through her neck to know if there was a phoenix or not.

At this moment, the corners of Su Ran's eyes were staring at her neck, watching the phoenix feathers gradually appearing on her neck, gradually changing from shallow to colorful.

Well... it's in place.

"Don't~"

Just as Fingering Fenfang was about to find the dragon's acupuncture point, she was held down by the Xieyi people.

Hastily took two steps back and pinched his legs.

"No, Yiren, why are you so vigilant?"

"No."

"why?"

"You didn't even take a shower, you smell of alcohol all over your body, it stinks to death." Pointing to the next room: "You boiled hot water, you go take a shower."

"Did you wash it?"

"washed."

"That's good."

"..."

Xie Yiren saw Su Ran's impatient expression, and smiled speechlessly, "No, Su Ran has never seen you like this. They are not greedy, why are you greedy for me?"

"You are different."

"How am I different?"

"you guess."

After finishing speaking, he went into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving the dazed Xie Yiren wondering what is different about him?
To be honest, Su Ran is not very interested, except Xie Yiren, because 'Tongyan Juru' is Su Ran's ideal type for an otaku who likes to watch fan dramas.

During the trip, Ayina asked Su Ran which of them she wanted to have sex with the most.

In fact, what Su Ran wanted most was to be with Xie Yiren.

You must know that under the blessing of the double buff of 'Tong Yan Juru' and the preheated 'Fire Phoenix', no man can resist it. Now with the addition of a layer of 'Holy Maiden' status, it is really invincible .

Who can refuse a saint with a childlike face and giant beauty, right?
The conditions in the mountains are very poor, and the small room with air leakage is the place to take a bath. There is hot water in a wooden bucket, and the underwear that the Shay people have replaced is placed in the wooden basin next to it.

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, it takes courage to take a shower under such conditions. Su Ran is also a person who is afraid of the cold. She was naked and dared not stand up, so she squatted on the ground and poured hot water on her body with a gourd spoon. Shrunk.

"Yi Ren, your house needs a water heater."

"No money."

"I sponsor you."

"No, your sponsorship is paid, don't think I don't know."

"It's okay, we are so familiar, a water heater doesn't cost much."

"Okay, if you have money, you can figure it out. The clothes are left at the door for you."

The Xie Yi people put the prepared Miao pajamas at the door, untied their long hair, and swayed back to the bed.

A woman who falls in love is brainless. The Xieyi people are very disdainful about the status of a saint at this time. If a saint is not a saint, she is not a saint. What a big deal.

She just wants to be an ordinary girl now, and do the things she loves with the boys she likes.

There is no pressure in my heart, we have been together for so long, and it is only natural that we have come to this step. If we are not prepared, we will naturally not give him the opportunity to climb the window.

I thought so in my heart, but I can't take him too cheaply, I still have to have the reserve that I should have.

So I lay down and went to sleep, and I wouldn't give it unless it made me happy.

……

Su Ran took a shower, shivering from the cold, ran out dutifully, rushed directly into the bed, and hugged the limp Xie Yiren.

Report to the group to retrieve eggs.

Xie Yiren looked at Su Ran so cold that his teeth were chattering. He was really afraid of the cold, and said with a smile, "Your room is across the yard. This is my room. I don't want you to sleep."

"Don't go, it's too cold, you can't go there even if you kill yourself."

Su Ran hugged Xie Yiren a little tighter, and hugged her so tightly that it didn't feel so cold.

It is good to have a woman warming the bed at home in cold weather.

"Don't hug me so tightly, I can't even breathe out."

The Xie Yi broke free from his arms, and took a few breaths of fresh air with his head out.

"Oh, I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me."

Saying that Xie Yiren was about to turn around to sleep, Su Ran turned her over.

"Xie Yi, you are a bit weird, did I come to sleep with you?"

"Is not it?"

Su Ran picked her little face of 'pretending to be ignorant', and said softly, "Yiren~"

"Hey~ Don't shout like that, I have goosebumps, don't use those sweet words to coax me, I won't be fooled by you."

Xie Yiren has a proud expression. At this moment, women have completely taken the initiative. No matter how rich Su Ran is, it doesn't matter if I don't give it to you. Could it be that you go against women's wishes?
The Xie Yi people seized this point and naturally wanted to take this opportunity to teach him a good lesson, or else they would have no chance in the future.

"Get up, I have something to ask you."

"Oh, it's too cold to get up."

"you……"

The Xie Yi brushed his long hair, glared at him, turned over and sat on his stomach, his long hair fell down and swept his face, itching.

Su Ran looked at the opening of her T-shirt.

The thin vines bear big melons, neither sweet nor sandy.

The Xie Yi people lowered their heads and let out a sigh: "Does it look good?"

"nice."

"mua~ I can really talk, I will reward you."

Su Ran felt a little overwhelmed, the interaction with the Shay people was so interesting.

Su Ran looked at Xie Yiren who was above him. Outsiders only saw the image of Xie Yiren as a pure and pure saint, and only Su Ran was lucky enough to witness her tender and seductive side.

"Hmm..." Xie Yi held his head up and put his fingers on his chin, thinking about something, before he lowered his head and slapped Su Ran's hand, "Be honest first, I have a question for you, you answer honestly, you know ?"

"Saint please give instructions."

"Hehe, I hate it~" After a smile, he held Su Ran's hand to prevent him from being dishonest, and asked seriously: "I ask you... impulsiveness may have tragic consequences. How did the last saint eat you?" I heard that too, aren't you afraid of my death?"

"Your system of saintess is too feudal and superstitious. I will find a way to abolish it. I will never allow such inhumane habits to exist. And with me, Su Ran, who dares to touch you?"

"Didn't you just move?"

puff~
"Ah, Xie Yi people, can you stop driving?" Su Ran hesitated, "I heard that the last saint was burned to death by your own hands?"

"Uh... yes, he is the Great Elder, who is in charge of the saintess system, and he should do these things according to the ancestor's precepts. However, Ah Weng would not treat me like that. He likes me to be happy."

Su Ran nodded. It is actually quite good to have double standards both externally and internally.

"I heard that the previous saint had a daughter?"

"Daughter, where are you?"

"I dare not ask Ah Weng, he will get angry... Oh, those old things, how do I know, well, I believe you will protect me, mua~ I will reward you."

"Just this reward?"

"Or else?"

"Wait a moment…"

Su Ran reached out and took the SLR from the bedside table, turned it on, huh?In the recycle bin, I saw seven or eight self-portraits of Xie Yiren... What kind of cute photos at 45° angles, photos of small feet, photos of long legs, etc., were all when she took advantage of Su Ran's absence, I took it out of boredom, but I didn't know that the deleted photos can be seen in the recycle bin.

Not bad, Su Ran restored it to the photo album.

Point the camera at the Shea.

"Reward a photo."

"No."

"Then don't ask any more questions, I won't answer."

"You... well, I agree, I really convinced you."

Twitching and embarrassing, he put down the shoulder strap, and with a click, the round and beautiful photo was frozen.

Call ~
The Xie Yiren took a heavy breath, feeling ashamed of his old face.

Ahem...

He replied solemnly, and asked: "Second question, you have left our dormitory empty. We will live together next semester. Fortunately, you don't care about anything in Jiangning. Aren't the four of us embarrassed?"

At this moment, he made a real laugh, Su Ran thought about this question, but he didn't expect it to be asked by Xie Yiren, so he couldn't hold back his laughter, feeling really embarrassed in his heart.

but……

"You think too much, there is no rush."

"It's not over, it's almost the same, right?"

"Uh...you will be the third soon."

"I'll go, I knew you were having an affair with that little bitch Wanqing! That little bitch kept saying that she wanted to beware of you every day, but she fell into it first, double standards! Right?"

Xie Yiren questioned, Su Ran, uh...a woman's tear, he dared not speak.

"My fault, it's all my fault, I'm too kind to you."

"It was your fault in the first place. If you hadn't appeared, the four of us would be so happy and carefree every day."

Alas... Sure enough, it was all the man's fault in the end.

"Okay, then I'd better go."

"Don't go."

The Shay's legs clamped around him, immobilizing him.

This trick... yo yo, Su Ran was shocked, there was something.

"Anyway, when the next semester starts, you have to come to school to deal with the relationship on the day the four of us enroll. I don't care if you will be hacked to death by them."

"Okay, I will definitely come."

"Really?"

"I still can't lie to you, don't worry, don't you worry about what I do?"

"Let's just trust you once, you are not allowed to disappear when the time comes, you know? Otherwise, the four of us will go to Jiangning and kill you."

Su Ran didn't think so far, but everyone in Xie Yi thought that the next semester would start, so Su Ran naturally wanted to make a statement.

"Let's talk about it later."

Another trick of dragging characters.

"I'm sick of you, you messed it up."

But after all, it was caused by the five people playing too well and too much, let's talk about this first, let's talk about it when the next semester starts.

Click!

Another welfare photo.

"Quickly ask, ask a few more questions."

"I won't ask anymore!"

"Oh, ask."

"you……"

The Xie Yi people were also speechless, did they want to ask a question?This is clearly for taking pictures!
"All right, all right, let me ask..."

Click!Another welfare photo.

"You hate it."

"Keep asking."

Click!Another welfare photo for both.

"I won't ask anymore, I'm ashamed to death."

"Ask 2 more."

Click, click, click...the sound of the shutter button.

Well, these two are quite good at playing.

OK!The second task is completed.

Xie Yiren looked at himself in the SLR, blushing, "I was led astray by you."

"No, it's pretty good-looking. When I get old, looking at these photos will move me very much when I was young."

"It seems to be the case."

"Of course, what I'm thinking of is..."

"Don't talk!"

Xie Yiren suddenly stretched out his index finger to touch Su Ran's lips.

Now is not the time to speak, but the time to move your mouth.

Don't think too much, do the things under the crotch first.

She rolled up her hair, and her lovely childlike face became a little more sexy. She grabbed Su Ran's hand and put it on her conscience, closed her eyes and kissed it.

Su Ran has always been a man who doesn't know how to refuse. He is lazy, too lazy to refuse, and too lazy to take the initiative. Let Yiren's sister take the lead. Isn't it a kind of enjoyment, and it is completely different from Xie Yiren's kissing experience, it should be' The role of the saint's identity' blessing is very exciting, and I can't wait to win it on the spot.

In the cold winter, the bright moon shines through the small window and shines on the bed.

"Su Ran."

"Isn't the name too strange?"

"Husband~"

"Hahaha……"

"Children."

On the woman's fair and flawless back, the ancient totem emerged little by little - the phoenix bathing in fire.

Hmm... It means that the warm-up is almost done, and the break-in period can begin.

At this time, the room was filled with the smell of hormones, and the icy cold wind hit. Suddenly, the sound of a shotgun bang sounded from outside, resounding through the night sky.

"Boss Su, you climbed the wrong window!"

The vicissitudes of an old man's voice came into the saint's room from outside.

All the villagers stood outside the house holding torches, and the fire illuminated the entire yard and filled the night sky.

house.

"Oh...it's been a long time coming."

Even a man would be very upset if he encountered such a thing before he even had time to take off his pants!
(End of this chapter)