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Chapter 97 The Second Wave of Social Death Scene
Chapter 97
In all directions, everyone is calling 'Weizi, Weizi, Weizi...' and they are approaching with a tendency to encircle.
Fuck! Fuck!what's the situation?
Su Ran turned her head and stared at the person next to her with wide eyes, her toes were about to reveal a set of 'netizens' in a courtyard house?
Hesitating to speak, he said, "Son... what... Wei?" He began to deny the answer from the ideological point of view.
"Yes! My name is 'Ziwei, Xia Ziwei, Xia Ziwei by the West Lake.'"
Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that she hugged her upper lip and blew her bangs. When Shan Weizi was still socially dead, it was unscientific. I really wanted to flash back to the bedroom and shrink into the quilt. It was too wide Scared.
Turning her head and giggling towards Liu Piaopiao, she said, "Hello, Auntie. My name is Ziwei. You misidentified me. Goodbye."
Turn around and 'abandon' Su Ran here to carry the thunder, she is about to slip away first.
The direction of walking was Shan Zhentian's side. Seeing Shan Zhentian blocking the front, Shan Weizi gave her a look, as if to say, "Dad, your wife is embarrassing me, so don't you also embarrass me?" '
Shan Zhentian nodded, stepped back a little, and made a gesture of respect.
Looking at this scene, Liu Piaopiao thought to herself, isn't the dead girl usually stubborn, and asked what is the relationship between you and Su Ran, but she didn't say anything, and said "If I know Su Ran, it has something to do with it, I will jump down and fall to my death, eat Choked to death, hit by a car'
Hohohoho~ It smells so good.
Liu Piaopiao took out the high-heeled shoes under the cheongsam, walked down the stairs step by step, and said, "That Xia Ziwei by the West Lake, how can you be a coward and leave your 'Erkang' to escape alone."
Shan Weizi didn't listen or listen, and continued walking until she reached the corner of the wall in front of her.
Su Ran walked up to Liu Piaopiao and said, "Sister Piaopiao, is she your daughter?"
At this time, Su Ran was the most ignorant, he had never seen Shan Weizi, this one said her name was 'Xia Ziwei', was it true or was she joking, Su Ran didn't have the eyes of God, he was a little confused.
Liu Piaopiao groaned: "People say it's not my daughter, how dare I admit it, alas, she was born in vain."
Su Ran understands, that 'netizen' is her daughter Shan Weizi, I'll go, is there such a coincidence?
hiss~
How the hell have I been her bosom friend online for over a month?
You were talking about "Gossip Girl" with him outside the building just now?
It turned out to be me?
Su Ran was dumbfounded, it's not such a coincidence.
Shan Zhentian said: "Oh, Wei Zi, stop messing around, come back quickly, you brought Su Ran back, what's there to be embarrassed about, come back quickly."
When everyone saw Shan Weizi's back, heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and returned to Liu Piaopiao, and called out, "Mom."
Su Ran looked at the mother and daughter, and really wanted to slap herself to death. Obviously, the two mother and daughter were carved out of a "beauty model", a girl version and a mature woman version, why didn't they find that they were exactly the same?
Mother and daughter flowers, Zhennais.
Su Ran put on a smile and said, "Well...uh... Now that your daughter is back, I'll take my leave."
Liu Piaopiao: "Hey, Su Ran, what's the hurry, don't leave in a hurry."
"The plane is going to be late, next time, next time."
Su Ran continued to decline, but just now in the yard she patted her chest and said, 'I don't know your daughter! 'How long has it been since you brought her daughter home?If you stay for one more second, the misunderstanding will deepen for one second.
Liu Piaopiao: "Stop! Didn't you say you want to draw, now I'll ask the old man to draw for you."
Su Ran continued to decline: "No need, no need, I haven't done anything well, so I have no face to draw, please excuse me."
Shan Zhentian once again took a step back and made a greeting to clean up.
Liu Piaopiao chuckled, thinking that these two people are really interesting, they both followed Shan Zhentian's path, smiled and said: "Why didn't you complete it, you have completed the task."
"No, no, no, I didn't, I didn't, goodbye."
"Hehehe... The one you like, the one the old man loves the most, hey, isn't her granddaughter just right? Why didn't you finish it?"
"This……"
Su Ran froze.
The old man also froze, good guy, this young man is probably a scumbag, isn't he?
Ruthless!
Su Ran took a deep breath, paused, and turned her head to explain: "Sister Piao Piao, you misunderstood, I have a girlfriend, I really have nothing to do with your daughter, right, Shan Weizi?"
Shan Weizi nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes, I have nothing to do with Su Ran. Su Ran, please call your girlfriend quickly, and everyone will know."
"Too."
Su Ran took out his mobile phone and called Liu Jinyu, and turned on the loudspeaker in Super Versailles.
Shan Weizi gave Liu Piaopiao a look, as if to see how you misunderstood, hum~
Beep beep, the phone is connected.
"Hey, what are you doing, brother? What can I do to call my sister?"
"who am I to you?"
"You are my brother."
"Don't be kidding, I'm serious."
"I am also a serious brother, what is it if it is not my brother?"
"I'm talking about boyfriend!"
"You are my brother."
Pfft~ Su Ran died in battle.
Liu Piaopiao smiled.
Su Ran was embarrassed.
Damn, I shouldn't always be called "sister and brother". Now Liu Jinyu is too involved in the drama, so that every time I do something, I always say "brother~ can't~"
"Oh, bye, hang up."
"Okay, brother, think about my sister~"
"Ugh……"
Hang up the phone and spank her when you get back.
Shan Weizi: "Your sister doesn't cooperate with you?"
Su Ran: "Oh...it's numb."
Liu Piaopiao said: "I also made a call, and my sister also came out. Now, please explain to me, what is your relationship?"
Liu Piaopiao didn't have to force her to like the two of them to become a couple, but she felt that all the evidence was in front of her eyes, so why bother to hide it?
Or after 00, that's it?Talking about a relationship is like a post-60s generation.
our relationship……
The two spoke in unison.
Shan Weizi: "Friend."
Su Ran: "Netizen."
The two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.
Shan Weizi: "Netizen."
Su Ran: "Stranger."
Shan Weizi: "Oh..."
Liu Piaopiao laughed: "Why, the relationship is getting more and more unfamiliar? Will you say that you don't know each other in the next second?"
Shan Weizi scratched her head: "Mom, we are really just ordinary friends."
"Well, I'll explain it to you," Su Ran stepped forward, "Sister Piao Piao, the thing is like this, your daughter wrote a book about dog food on the Internet... ummmm..."
I'm going~
Before Su Ran finished speaking, Shan Weizi rushed forward and covered his mouth, "Don't mention novels! If you mention it, you will be socially dead for the second time, you know? Please."
No one knows that Shan Weizi writes novels. This is a hobby. If they know that she has written a dog food novel "Senior Sister, You Come Down First", if the family members find out, will they know how scary it will be?
First, the family immediately pulled out their phones and searched for the novel online.
Then, the whole family entered her book friend group and began to warmly greet netizens.
Then, the family will post on Moments to show off, "Our novel written by Weizi, everyone can read it when you have time."
In the end, everyone in the world knew it. When family members met acquaintances, they would show off, "My Weizi can write novels!" '
Oh my God.
Thinking of this terrifying effect, Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that sweat broke out on her forehead.
"Don't mention it, please."
Shan Weizi looked at Su Ran with pleading eyes.
Su Ran: ...
Liu Piaopiao looked at the 'close' two people, clicked his tongue and said: "Look at you now, if you say you don't know each other, you won't believe it! Shan Weizi, don't quibble, let me ask you first. Netizens chatting on the Internet, every time they chat, they still show their aunt's smile, isn't it Su Ran!"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But no aunt laughs!"
"Look at the kind of smile you have now."
Shan Zhentian and Shan Changqing: "It seems to be!"
puff~
Shan Weizi almost died from a mouthful of old blood.
Liu Piaopiao: "Let me ask you again, you just said you had dinner with your friends, was it Su Ran?"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But we are not in the relationship you think!"
"What do I think?"
"You know it in your heart."
"All right, all right, you're a dead duck, right? Then let me ask you, which direction is the phoenix standing on the branch looking at in the "Picture of the Phoenix in a Hundred Years"?"
Shan Weizi replied frankly: "It is taken from the fact that the peacock flies southeast, of course it is the southeast, is this a problem?"
Liu Piaopiao: "Then you ask where Su Ran is from?"
Shan Weizi: "Su Ran, where are you from?"
Su Ran: "Don't ask, don't ask."
Shan Weizi: "Speak! It must be clear! I can't swallow this breath!"
Su Ran: "Why bother you?"
Shan Weizi: "Must!"
Su Ran sighed and said, "I'm from Ninghai Jiangning Anyang."
Shan Weizi: "Look what's here?"
Liu Piaopiao didn't give her any nonsense, and directly called up the 'Map of Wicked Virtue' [West Lake—Anyang], Guo Degang's voice: [Let's go to Anyang, please drive 1314.520 kilometers southeast! 】
puff--
Kilometers are toxic, right?
Liu Piaopiao made the final kill: "I remember that the painting you drew was at this place, and this place is 1314.520 kilometers away from Su Ran's hometown. Tsk tsk tsk~ Shan Weizi, you are so nasty~"
Shan Weizi was KO'd and said in a dying struggle:
"Mom, you are being serious. How can you substitute reality into a painting? The number of kilometers is a coincidence."
"And is it so important to face that way? Yes! The artistic conception of my painting is 'The Peacock Flies Southeast'. The phoenix stands on the branch and looks towards the southeast, like a woman waiting for his wishful husband obsessively." .”
"...the phoenix in that painting didn't fly away even though the birds below looked at her. She would only fly away when her wishful husband appeared?"
Decisive, resounding!
Hearing this, Su Ran thought what the hell, at that time he thought it was a pity that the painting was destroyed, so he re-conceived it, and the phoenix painting of that painting really flew away!
What's more, Su Ran brought that painting and planned to return it to the Shan family.
I left the tea at her house just now, and I just remembered now.
Seeing something hidden behind Sister Piao Piao at this time, it is probably that painting.
Su Ran hurriedly pulled Shan Weizi to make her 'die'!
"Su Ran, why are you dragging me? Why can't I explain? Don't stop me. I want to explain clearly! So as not to be misunderstood!"
Su Ran: Oh...
Liu Piaopiao laughed: "So if the phoenix spreads its wings, you will admit it, right?"
"Yes! She flew, I will admit whatever you say!"
Shan Weizi thought that a painting can fly, but I don't believe it.
At the same time, he gave Su Ran a look.
"Su Ran, we won this game!"
Su Ran: "Not necessarily."
(End of this chapter)
In all directions, everyone is calling 'Weizi, Weizi, Weizi...' and they are approaching with a tendency to encircle.
Fuck! Fuck!what's the situation?
Su Ran turned her head and stared at the person next to her with wide eyes, her toes were about to reveal a set of 'netizens' in a courtyard house?
Hesitating to speak, he said, "Son... what... Wei?" He began to deny the answer from the ideological point of view.
"Yes! My name is 'Ziwei, Xia Ziwei, Xia Ziwei by the West Lake.'"
Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that she hugged her upper lip and blew her bangs. When Shan Weizi was still socially dead, it was unscientific. I really wanted to flash back to the bedroom and shrink into the quilt. It was too wide Scared.
Turning her head and giggling towards Liu Piaopiao, she said, "Hello, Auntie. My name is Ziwei. You misidentified me. Goodbye."
Turn around and 'abandon' Su Ran here to carry the thunder, she is about to slip away first.
The direction of walking was Shan Zhentian's side. Seeing Shan Zhentian blocking the front, Shan Weizi gave her a look, as if to say, "Dad, your wife is embarrassing me, so don't you also embarrass me?" '
Shan Zhentian nodded, stepped back a little, and made a gesture of respect.
Looking at this scene, Liu Piaopiao thought to herself, isn't the dead girl usually stubborn, and asked what is the relationship between you and Su Ran, but she didn't say anything, and said "If I know Su Ran, it has something to do with it, I will jump down and fall to my death, eat Choked to death, hit by a car'
Hohohoho~ It smells so good.
Liu Piaopiao took out the high-heeled shoes under the cheongsam, walked down the stairs step by step, and said, "That Xia Ziwei by the West Lake, how can you be a coward and leave your 'Erkang' to escape alone."
Shan Weizi didn't listen or listen, and continued walking until she reached the corner of the wall in front of her.
Su Ran walked up to Liu Piaopiao and said, "Sister Piaopiao, is she your daughter?"
At this time, Su Ran was the most ignorant, he had never seen Shan Weizi, this one said her name was 'Xia Ziwei', was it true or was she joking, Su Ran didn't have the eyes of God, he was a little confused.
Liu Piaopiao groaned: "People say it's not my daughter, how dare I admit it, alas, she was born in vain."
Su Ran understands, that 'netizen' is her daughter Shan Weizi, I'll go, is there such a coincidence?
hiss~
How the hell have I been her bosom friend online for over a month?
You were talking about "Gossip Girl" with him outside the building just now?
It turned out to be me?
Su Ran was dumbfounded, it's not such a coincidence.
Shan Zhentian said: "Oh, Wei Zi, stop messing around, come back quickly, you brought Su Ran back, what's there to be embarrassed about, come back quickly."
When everyone saw Shan Weizi's back, heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and returned to Liu Piaopiao, and called out, "Mom."
Su Ran looked at the mother and daughter, and really wanted to slap herself to death. Obviously, the two mother and daughter were carved out of a "beauty model", a girl version and a mature woman version, why didn't they find that they were exactly the same?
Mother and daughter flowers, Zhennais.
Su Ran put on a smile and said, "Well...uh... Now that your daughter is back, I'll take my leave."
Liu Piaopiao: "Hey, Su Ran, what's the hurry, don't leave in a hurry."
"The plane is going to be late, next time, next time."
Su Ran continued to decline, but just now in the yard she patted her chest and said, 'I don't know your daughter! 'How long has it been since you brought her daughter home?If you stay for one more second, the misunderstanding will deepen for one second.
Liu Piaopiao: "Stop! Didn't you say you want to draw, now I'll ask the old man to draw for you."
Su Ran continued to decline: "No need, no need, I haven't done anything well, so I have no face to draw, please excuse me."
Shan Zhentian once again took a step back and made a greeting to clean up.
Liu Piaopiao chuckled, thinking that these two people are really interesting, they both followed Shan Zhentian's path, smiled and said: "Why didn't you complete it, you have completed the task."
"No, no, no, I didn't, I didn't, goodbye."
"Hehehe... The one you like, the one the old man loves the most, hey, isn't her granddaughter just right? Why didn't you finish it?"
"This……"
Su Ran froze.
The old man also froze, good guy, this young man is probably a scumbag, isn't he?
Ruthless!
Su Ran took a deep breath, paused, and turned her head to explain: "Sister Piao Piao, you misunderstood, I have a girlfriend, I really have nothing to do with your daughter, right, Shan Weizi?"
Shan Weizi nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes, I have nothing to do with Su Ran. Su Ran, please call your girlfriend quickly, and everyone will know."
"Too."
Su Ran took out his mobile phone and called Liu Jinyu, and turned on the loudspeaker in Super Versailles.
Shan Weizi gave Liu Piaopiao a look, as if to see how you misunderstood, hum~
Beep beep, the phone is connected.
"Hey, what are you doing, brother? What can I do to call my sister?"
"who am I to you?"
"You are my brother."
"Don't be kidding, I'm serious."
"I am also a serious brother, what is it if it is not my brother?"
"I'm talking about boyfriend!"
"You are my brother."
Pfft~ Su Ran died in battle.
Liu Piaopiao smiled.
Su Ran was embarrassed.
Damn, I shouldn't always be called "sister and brother". Now Liu Jinyu is too involved in the drama, so that every time I do something, I always say "brother~ can't~"
"Oh, bye, hang up."
"Okay, brother, think about my sister~"
"Ugh……"
Hang up the phone and spank her when you get back.
Shan Weizi: "Your sister doesn't cooperate with you?"
Su Ran: "Oh...it's numb."
Liu Piaopiao said: "I also made a call, and my sister also came out. Now, please explain to me, what is your relationship?"
Liu Piaopiao didn't have to force her to like the two of them to become a couple, but she felt that all the evidence was in front of her eyes, so why bother to hide it?
Or after 00, that's it?Talking about a relationship is like a post-60s generation.
our relationship……
The two spoke in unison.
Shan Weizi: "Friend."
Su Ran: "Netizen."
The two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.
Shan Weizi: "Netizen."
Su Ran: "Stranger."
Shan Weizi: "Oh..."
Liu Piaopiao laughed: "Why, the relationship is getting more and more unfamiliar? Will you say that you don't know each other in the next second?"
Shan Weizi scratched her head: "Mom, we are really just ordinary friends."
"Well, I'll explain it to you," Su Ran stepped forward, "Sister Piao Piao, the thing is like this, your daughter wrote a book about dog food on the Internet... ummmm..."
I'm going~
Before Su Ran finished speaking, Shan Weizi rushed forward and covered his mouth, "Don't mention novels! If you mention it, you will be socially dead for the second time, you know? Please."
No one knows that Shan Weizi writes novels. This is a hobby. If they know that she has written a dog food novel "Senior Sister, You Come Down First", if the family members find out, will they know how scary it will be?
First, the family immediately pulled out their phones and searched for the novel online.
Then, the whole family entered her book friend group and began to warmly greet netizens.
Then, the family will post on Moments to show off, "Our novel written by Weizi, everyone can read it when you have time."
In the end, everyone in the world knew it. When family members met acquaintances, they would show off, "My Weizi can write novels!" '
Oh my God.
Thinking of this terrifying effect, Shan Weizi was so embarrassed that sweat broke out on her forehead.
"Don't mention it, please."
Shan Weizi looked at Su Ran with pleading eyes.
Su Ran: ...
Liu Piaopiao looked at the 'close' two people, clicked his tongue and said: "Look at you now, if you say you don't know each other, you won't believe it! Shan Weizi, don't quibble, let me ask you first. Netizens chatting on the Internet, every time they chat, they still show their aunt's smile, isn't it Su Ran!"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But no aunt laughs!"
"Look at the kind of smile you have now."
Shan Zhentian and Shan Changqing: "It seems to be!"
puff~
Shan Weizi almost died from a mouthful of old blood.
Liu Piaopiao: "Let me ask you again, you just said you had dinner with your friends, was it Su Ran?"
"I admit it's Su Ran! But we are not in the relationship you think!"
"What do I think?"
"You know it in your heart."
"All right, all right, you're a dead duck, right? Then let me ask you, which direction is the phoenix standing on the branch looking at in the "Picture of the Phoenix in a Hundred Years"?"
Shan Weizi replied frankly: "It is taken from the fact that the peacock flies southeast, of course it is the southeast, is this a problem?"
Liu Piaopiao: "Then you ask where Su Ran is from?"
Shan Weizi: "Su Ran, where are you from?"
Su Ran: "Don't ask, don't ask."
Shan Weizi: "Speak! It must be clear! I can't swallow this breath!"
Su Ran: "Why bother you?"
Shan Weizi: "Must!"
Su Ran sighed and said, "I'm from Ninghai Jiangning Anyang."
Shan Weizi: "Look what's here?"
Liu Piaopiao didn't give her any nonsense, and directly called up the 'Map of Wicked Virtue' [West Lake—Anyang], Guo Degang's voice: [Let's go to Anyang, please drive 1314.520 kilometers southeast! 】
puff--
Kilometers are toxic, right?
Liu Piaopiao made the final kill: "I remember that the painting you drew was at this place, and this place is 1314.520 kilometers away from Su Ran's hometown. Tsk tsk tsk~ Shan Weizi, you are so nasty~"
Shan Weizi was KO'd and said in a dying struggle:
"Mom, you are being serious. How can you substitute reality into a painting? The number of kilometers is a coincidence."
"And is it so important to face that way? Yes! The artistic conception of my painting is 'The Peacock Flies Southeast'. The phoenix stands on the branch and looks towards the southeast, like a woman waiting for his wishful husband obsessively." .”
"...the phoenix in that painting didn't fly away even though the birds below looked at her. She would only fly away when her wishful husband appeared?"
Decisive, resounding!
Hearing this, Su Ran thought what the hell, at that time he thought it was a pity that the painting was destroyed, so he re-conceived it, and the phoenix painting of that painting really flew away!
What's more, Su Ran brought that painting and planned to return it to the Shan family.
I left the tea at her house just now, and I just remembered now.
Seeing something hidden behind Sister Piao Piao at this time, it is probably that painting.
Su Ran hurriedly pulled Shan Weizi to make her 'die'!
"Su Ran, why are you dragging me? Why can't I explain? Don't stop me. I want to explain clearly! So as not to be misunderstood!"
Su Ran: Oh...
Liu Piaopiao laughed: "So if the phoenix spreads its wings, you will admit it, right?"
"Yes! She flew, I will admit whatever you say!"
Shan Weizi thought that a painting can fly, but I don't believe it.
At the same time, he gave Su Ran a look.
"Su Ran, we won this game!"
Su Ran: "Not necessarily."
(End of this chapter)
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