I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 1387 Star God Kuafu, give him what he likes!
Chapter 1387 Star God Kuafu, give him what he likes!
More than ten days later.
Qin Yao asked questions along the way, traveled through mountains and rivers, and finally crossed the endless territory and came to the majestic and towering Buzhou Mountain, which was shining with divine light.
In the story of Jingwei filling the sea, the king of the demon world invaded the human world. In order to eliminate the demons, Yan Emperor, the sun god of the gods, built a temple on Mount Buzhou in the human world and led the gods to eliminate the demons.
Jingwei was the one who left a footprint when Emperor Yan was fighting against the devil. A mortal woman stepped on the footprint and became pregnant, and from then on Jingwei was born.
Of course, this is what Emperor Yan said to the Queen Mother in the original novel, but in Qin Yao's eyes, this statement is pure nonsense, and Emperor Yan is just beautifying himself.
After all, the gods are proud and noble. Falling in love with a mortal woman is roughly equivalent to a human man falling in love with a baboon in the eyes of other gods...
Having said that, Qin Yao didn’t know where the plot was going now. The only place where he could learn about the progress was this human palace.
"stop!"
Not long after, when he was about to go up the mountain along the mountain path, a stream of light suddenly descended from the sky and transformed into a majestic divine general wearing golden armor and holding a golden spear. His huge body just blocked the entrance of the mountain path.
Qin Yao raised his head slightly, bowed and said, "I am the Rain Master. I have something to ask the Lord Wind God. Please let me know."
He remembered that in this story, the Queen Mother of the West was the God of Wind among the four great deities.
When Emperor Yan gave birth to a daughter but didn't want to take care of her, she took the initiative to take care of Jingwei and even treated her as her own daughter...
Therefore, if you come into contact with the Queen Mother of the West, you will definitely be able to come into contact with Jingwei!
"Do you have an invitation?" asked the golden-armored general.
Qin Yao shook his head: "No."
"It's not that I want to embarrass you."
The golden-armored general first excused himself, and then said, "There are so many gods who want to advance in the world, and they all want to see the big shots, but how can the big shots see all the gods in the world?
Therefore, after countless visitors and self-recommenders, it is difficult for me to let you enter Buzhou Mountain without an invitation. I hope you will not blame me..."
Qin Yao: "..."
If this general had a bad attitude, he could still make some noise and attract attention.
But this god will speak frankly and explain the difficulties. He has lost the sense of "righteousness" in his actions. If he forces it, he will be deliberately making enemies.
"Excuse me, is there any other way I can see the God of Wind?" Qin Yao asked politely after a while.
He is the kind of person who can maintain basic politeness as long as the other party does not act arrogantly first.
The golden armored general said, "There is only one stupid way, which is to wait at the foot of the mountain. Once the Wind God leaves Buzhou Mountain, we will rush up and stop him."
Qin Yao: "..."
How long do we have to wait for this?
Thinking of this, he suddenly took two steps forward, took out a shining spiritual stone, and handed it to the other party: "Sir, can you help me think of another way?"
The golden armored general looked down and hesitated: "I dare not do anything that violates the laws of heaven."
Seeing that he did not refuse sternly, Qin Yao stuffed the spirit stone into his hand. After a moment, he took out another gem and stuffed it into his other hand: "Perhaps there are other ways within the rules?"
The golden-armored general licked his lips, and suddenly felt that the god called Rain Master was much more pleasing to the eye. He put away the spiritual stone and the orb and whispered, "I can teach you a method, but you must not sell me out."
Qin Yao immediately raised three fingers and swore, "I must, I must, if I betray you, let me die under thousands of blades."
The golden-armored general exhaled lightly and transmitted his voice, "Star God Kuafu loves wine and is good at drinking, but there is no strong liquor workshop in Mount Buzhou, so he goes from the back mountain to the mortal world every once in a while to buy wine.
You can go to the back mountain to find a stone platform submerged in green grass. That stone platform is the foundation of a teleportation array. In order to avoid the self-recommended gods, Kuafu usually goes down the mountain from here...
If you can get to know Kuafu, it will be easy for him to take you up the mountain."
Qin Yao blinked quickly, he didn't expect there was such a thing.
Then, he clasped his fists and bowed: "Thank you, my friend."
"You're welcome. Remember, this is not what I said." The golden-armored general waved his hand, and his body suddenly turned into golden light and dissipated at the entrance of the mountain path.
Qin Yao turned around and walked around the back mountain, thinking as he walked how he should approach Kuafu.
It is not impossible to directly block the other party from proposing a deal, but there is no guarantee that Kuafu will not ask for an exorbitant amount, which will not be good for future plans.
After all, Kuafu was also a key god in this chess game. If it weren't for Kuafu's protection, Houyi, the son of Xingtian, who was destined to shoot down the sun, would have died in his infancy. How could he have any future?
Qin Yao thought as he came to the vast grassland at the back of the mountain. He released his divine sense and conducted a carpet search. Soon he found the stone foundation of the formation mentioned by the Golden Armored God at the foot of a mountain and continued to plan in the breeze.
After a long time, he let out a long breath, gave up countless complicated and even exquisite ideas, sat directly on the edge of the stone platform, and said secretly: "System, I want to exchange for a box of top-quality wine."
[Do you need a wine from the Xianxia side or a wine from the technology side? ]
Qin Yao asked: "What's the difference?"
[The wine on the Xianxia side has spiritual power, and the price is determined by its utility. The wine on the technological side emphasizes taste, and the price is determined by the taste.]
"I want some high-tech wine, the kind that costs around 100 points of filial piety per bottle. Give me six bottles!"
【System search in progress...】
[This transaction consumes 600 points of filial piety, and your filial piety balance is 55313 points. ]
[Transaction successful, the wine has been automatically delivered to your area, please check it. ]
……
Four days later.
A man with a trident-like fiery red hairstyle, thick eyebrows and a long beard, a dignified face, and wearing a star-moon battle robe suddenly appeared from the center of the magic circle. Just as he was about to fly away, he suddenly sniffed.
He smelled a mellow aroma of wine that was refreshing, even enchanting.
Even including the time he spent in the God Realm, he had never smelled such a mellow aroma of wine. Could there be such delicious wine in the human world?
With this doubt, Kuafu turned around and saw a handsome god in green clothes lying drunk in the grass not far away.
A red wine gourd was placed next to the face of the deity. The gourd was not covered and waves of tempting aroma continued to emerge from the gourd.
Kuafu swallowed his saliva silently, and somehow came to the side of the green-clothed god.
Smelling the aroma of wine at close range, he felt as if there were thousands of wine bugs crawling in his heart, climbing from his heart to his brain, and from his brain to his arms, controlling him to lean over and grab the red wine gourd.
Just when his fingers were about to touch the red gourd, he finally overcame his desire with his strong willpower and pulled his hand back as if he had been electrocuted.
Then, he gritted his teeth, hardened his heart, turned around, and strode forward, but his steps became slower and slower, smaller and smaller, and finally he stopped.
"It's a trick, it's a trick."
Kuafu muttered to himself, and suddenly turned around to look at the green-clothed god who was drunk on the grass: "I have to ask him why he is here and what his intentions are."
As he said this, he instantly returned to the wine gourd, raised his hand and sent out a divine power, which dissolved the smell of alcohol on the green-clothed god's body.
Qin Yao pretended to be sober from being drunk and looked at Kuafu with lifeless eyes.
Kuafu waved his hand in front of him and shouted, "Where did you come from, and what are you doing here?"
Qin Yao's eyes finally focused, and he deliberately said, "What does it have to do with you?" "What does it have to do with me?"
Kuafu snorted coldly, his face serious: "I am the law enforcer of Buzhou Mountain Fairy Palace. If you can't give a legitimate reason, I will have sufficient reason to suspect that you have ulterior motives."
Qin Yao slowly sat up and said, "It turns out that it is related to you... Never mind, it doesn't hurt to tell you. I am waiting for the Dragon King here."
Kuafu was stunned, and then his face was full of doubt: "Are you waiting for the Dragon King here?"
Qin Yao nodded and said, "Is there any problem? There is green grass all over the ground here, and it is much more comfortable to lie down than in the front mountain."
Kuafu: “…”
This reason is really irrefutable.
"Why are you waiting for the Dragon King?"
Soon, for the sake of the pot of wine, he couldn't help but ask one more question.
Qin Yao leaned over and picked up the gourd, then snapped the lid shut: “I would like to ask the Dragon King to introduce me to the God of Wind as a retainer.
To this end, he specially learned a unique wine-making method and brewed this gourd of fine wine, just waiting to trade with him.
But after waiting for a long time in this wonderful place, the Dragon King never showed up, so I tried some of the wine, and unexpectedly I got drunk here. "
"What does 'menke' mean?" Kuafu asked curiously.
Qin Yao said: "She pays me my salary on time and every month, and can drive me to do things at critical moments. Therefore, retainers are also called food guests. They eat the salary of the emperor and share the worries of the emperor."
This was the first time Kuafu had heard of this, and in his impression, there had never been such an employment relationship in the Three Realms before.
But after glancing at the wine gourd seemingly unintentionally, he said in a serious tone: "I am the star god Kuafu!"
Qin Yao pretended to be surprised: "Didn't you say you were a law enforcer of the Divine Palace?"
Kuafu said: "That's right, the duties of the Star God include the power to enforce the law."
Qin Yao: "..."
Can it be so round?
During the silence, Kuafu coughed and said, "Boy, are you willing to become a follower of my star god Kuafu, or - a retainer?"
During the questioning, he deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the two words "Star God" to emphasize his high status.
However, Qin Yao had no interest in this.
He had ulterior motives from the very beginning. He did not join the Wind God for the so-called salary, so how could he become Kuafu's subordinate?
"Excuse me, I just want to be a guest of the God of Wind."
Kuafu narrowed his eyes slowly and said cunningly, "Boy, I'm afraid you have impure thoughts, right?"
Qin Yao's heart was pounding.
肏。
How can this be seen?
"There is no evidence. Even if you are a Star God, you can't accuse me out of thin air, right?"
Kuafu snorted, "False accusation? You are so eager to become a retainer of the God of Wind. What is your intention? What evidence do you need?"
Boy, give up. Everyone in the three realms knows that the Wind God is extremely beautiful, but this beauty belongs only to the Wind God. No one can match him except the Sun God Yan Di. "
Qin Yao: "..."
So that's what you thought.
I was shocked.
As the thought turned to himself, he immediately climbed up the pole and pretended to be ashamed and angry: "Nonsense, I don't have such intention."
"You don't have such an intention. Look at your face, it's almost as red as a monkey's butt." Kuafu laughed.
Qin Yao suddenly fell silent, but in fact he was waiting for the other party to speak.
A straightforward person like Kuafu could never outwit him. He really got into his rhythm and said thoughtfully:
"It seems that you won't give up unless you get your head broken and bloody. Well, as long as you prepare a glass of good wine for me regularly, there is no need to wait for the old dragon. I will introduce you to the Wind God. I have a good relationship with the Wind God, and she will definitely give me this face."
Qin Yao was overjoyed, but he was hesitant: "This..."
Kuafu glared and shouted, "Why, you don't believe me?"
"No no."
Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly, with a frank look on his face: "I want to make a one-time deal with the old Dragon King, but you want me to prepare fine wine on time..."
Kuafu frowned, then said earnestly: "Boy, the old dragon looks honest, but he is actually a shrewd god. He is much more cunning than me. You want to send him off with a pot of wine? It's impossible! I dare to guarantee you that he will at least meet my conditions, or even more than I want."
Qin Yao evaded the question and said, "Thank you Star God for your kindness. Otherwise, I'd better wait a little longer."
Kuafu was "hung" up like this, and was really worried that the other party would make a deal with the old Dragon King, so he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm afraid of you. How about this, you just need to provide me with a gourd of wine every month, and I will help you introduce it."
"Three gourds." Qin Yao raised three fingers and said.
Kuafu blinked: "Three gourds a month?"
"Of course not, there are three gourds in total!" Qin Yao said decisively.
Kuafu was furious: "How can the reputation of my Star God be so cheap?"
"How is it cheap? This is the only fine wine in the world." Qin Yao shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't agree. I will just wait for the old Dragon King."
"Five gourds." Kuafu raised his right hand and stretched out five fingers.
"Three gourds." Qin Yao insisted.
Although this gourd is not big, it takes at least two and a half bottles of wine to fill it up. So three gourds means seven and a half bottles of wine, which is 750 points of filial piety.
This price was not low in his opinion.
"Compromise, four gourds."
Kuafu said: "My boy, if you agree, I will take you to see the God of Wind and ensure that you enter the Yaochi Lake!"
Qin Yao thought about it for a while and sighed, "Forget it, I'll take a loss and just go with four gourds."
Kuafu said angrily: "What loss did you suffer? It's obviously you who won."
"You made a profit." Qin Yao shook his head.
"You made a profit." Kuafu said seriously.
In fact, although both of them said that the other had made a profit, they both thought that they had made a profit.
After all, in Qin Yao's eyes, he only spent a thousand points of filial piety and got the job done.
In Kuafu's eyes, recommending a so-called guest to the God of Wind was just a matter of a word.
Just by saying a word, you can get four gourds of the finest wine. Is there anything more wonderful than this?
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