I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

world.

Qianyuan Mountain.

Golden Light Cave.

A golden fairy light suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of a dark green cave covered with withered yellow leaves. It revealed a red-armored fairy boy who was no more than six feet tall, with two buns of hair tied up with a silver headband on his head, fair and smooth skin, small and delicate facial features, and a beautiful appearance.

After landing, the fairy boy silently put away the fire spear in his hand and smiled brightly.

This smile contains both the cunning of a child and the playfulness of classical beauty, as if the festive dolls in the New Year pictures have become reality, with great appeal.

"Open the door."

After a while, he stepped on the red cloud-patterned boots, strode onto the dark green stone platform, and shouted at the heavy door.

When the door god saw him, he didn't even dare to fart and immediately retracted the two stone doors inward. After he stepped in, he quickly closed the doors again.

"Master~Master~"

After entering the door, the fairy boy ran quickly across a bluestone road built on the water pond, circled most of the lotus pond, and came to a stone platform with two rows of candles lit.

On the stone platform, the red-robed Taoist priest sitting in front of the Bagua diagram slowly opened his eyes, looked at his agile and extraordinary disciple, and said with a smile: "Nezha, you finally took the initiative to come and see me this time."

Nezha chuckled, strode around to his back, knelt beside him very smoothly, and gently hammered his shoulders with both hands: "From what you said, it seems that my disciple has no conscience."

"Do you have a conscience? You only come to see me once every seven months?" Taiyi Zhenren snorted.

Nezha smiled widely, his eyes moving, "It's mainly because I went to heaven. As you know, the time in heaven is different from that on earth."

Taiyi Zhenren was stunned and blinked rapidly: "Go to Heaven, what did you go to Heaven for?"

"Nothing!" Nezha continued to massage his shoulders and said with a smile.

"No! Something's wrong!"

Taiyi Zhenren suddenly shouted, "Did you get into some trouble? If nothing happened, you wouldn't have taken the initiative to pat my shoulders and back."

Nezha smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, the main thing is that I accidentally killed the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

Taiyi Zhenren suddenly lifted the man up and pressed him in front of him, staring at him with eyes as big as copper bells and shouting, "Who did you kill?"

"The Third Prince of Dragon Palace." Nezha said innocently.

Taiyi Zhenren's cheek twitched and he said, "Why did you hit him? Did he provoke you?"

"He has a foul mouth and scolds me."

Nezha said confidently.

Taiyi Zhenren exhaled lightly, lifted him up and stood him up: "That's damnable. It's okay, it's okay, it's just a Third Prince, it's not a big problem, after all, you are also a disciple of the Holy Church."

Nezha agreed: "What kind of trouble is this? The Third Prince's father went to heaven to report me, and I disguised myself as the Jade Emperor and gave him a good beating.

Unfortunately, he somehow saw through my fake identity and threatened to sue me. I was so angry that I beat him up. He probably doesn’t dare to sue me now.”

Taiyi Zhenren was stunned: "Ah?"

"Master, why are you hard of hearing again?" Nezha was puzzled.

Taiyi Zhenren took a deep breath and said, "Do you know what crime it is to impersonate the Jade Emperor?"

"I am a disciple of the Holy Religion, why should I be afraid of him?" Nezha asked with his head held high.

Taiyi Zhenren was almost crying.

Even if this naughty kid beats the Dragon King, he can calm him down. However, the crime of impersonating the Jade Emperor can be big or small. Once it is a big crime, it will be a serious crime punishable by the execution of nine generations of the clan.

"Master, are you afraid of that old Jade Emperor?" Nezha asked seriously.

Taiyi Zhenren took a deep breath, suddenly stood up, and picked up Nezha with one hand.

"Master, what are you doing?" Nezha said while dancing his limbs.

"You dare to hide here with me while pretending to be the Jade Emperor? Do you really think that the Jade Emperor can't find out our relationship? Come on, I'll take you to a place where you can avoid the limelight. You can come back when the limelight is over." Taiyi Zhenren said as he strode towards the cave entrance.

More than an hour later.

The master and his disciple rode a cloud to Yuquan Mountain and landed in front of Jinxia Cave one after another.

"Master, where is this?"

"This is the temple of your uncle Yu Ding. You have to be nice to others later, so as not to make them dislike you." Taiyi Zhenren ordered.

Nezha said sincerely: "Master, I think if you don't bring any gifts, you will be more likely to be disliked."

Master Taiyi: "..."

"you shut up."

After a while, he glared at his disciple fiercely, and then shouted towards the cave: "Senior Brother Yuding, Taiyi wants to see you."

"Is it such a coincidence? Could it be that you followed me because of the smell of my mutton soup?" Inside the cave, Jade Ding Zhenren muttered while holding a piece of mutton between his chopsticks.

Qin Yao laughed: "No matter how strong the smell of mutton is, it can't reach Qianyuan Mountain, right?"

Jade Ding Zhenren thought about it and said, "Disciple, follow me to welcome your uncle."

In a blink of an eye, the master and his disciple came out of the cave. The four of them met at the entrance of the cave. The nephew looked at the uncle, and the uncle looked at the nephew.

"Who is this?" the two masters asked in unison.

"My apprentice." The next moment, both of them answered at the same time.

Seeing this, Nezha couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Qin Yao couldn't help laughing. He didn't expect that he would meet Nezha at this time.

Compared to the original novel, because too many plots about "tribulation" were "cut off", the time when they met became later...

"When did you accept this disciple?" Taiyi Zhenren asked.

"It's been a few years. How about yours?" replied Jade Ding Zhenren.

"That's later than you." Taiyi Zhenren pushed Nezha's little head and ordered: "Disciple, hurry up and call me senior brother."

"Nezha greets senior brother~"

"Yang Jian meets Junior Brother."

Seeing the two being so polite, Jade Ding Zhenren smiled and said, "I still have some mutton warming up in my cave. Junior brother, you and Junior Brother Nezha have come at the right time, let's go eat together."

"Obedience is worse than respect." Taiyi Zhenren agreed with a smile.

Soon after, the four of them sat together at the table, eating mutton and chatting.

The cold wind was howling outside the cave, but it was warm and pleasant inside. After a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere gradually heated up.

As they chatted, the topic turned to Nezha pretending to be the Jade Emperor and beating up the Dragon King. When Yu Ding and Qin Yao looked at him, Nezha held his head high and said, "I gave that old dragon a chance, but he was not only tactless, but also went to heaven to report me. I didn't kill him because I was kind." Hearing him speak so frivolously, Taiyi Zhenren's eyebrows twitched violently, and the meat in his mouth didn't taste good anymore. He said earnestly, "Disciple, although we are not afraid of the Heavenly Court, your approach is only suitable for those who have no worries. Don't forget, you still have a family."

Nezha raised his head slightly and said, "If anyone dares to touch my family, I will tear his head off and kick it like a ball!"

Taiyi Zhenren was speechless. He glanced at his nephew who was smiling across from him and asked, "Nephew Yang, if you were facing Nezha's situation, what would you do?"

Qin Yao smiled and asked, "From which stage should we start?"

Taiyi Zhenren said: "It started from when Ao Bing cursed you."

“If it were me, I would not kill Ao Bing, but would beat him so hard that he couldn’t get out of bed for three months, and then use the excuse of being humiliated by him to attack the Dragon Palace.

How can I, a disciple of the Holy Church, allow myself to be insulted?

I beat him up because he has a foul mouth, but if Dragon Palace doesn't give me a satisfactory explanation, then I will report it to Kunlun and spread... No, I will report the truth." Qin Yao said.

Taiyi Zhenren pondered this approach carefully, and suddenly reached out and patted Nezha's head: "Did you hear that? This is the standard answer. Take another look at the answer you gave. Have you figured out the difference?"

Nezha seemed to be thinking about something, and said, "Then I will go back and ask the old Dragon King for an explanation."

Taiyi Zhenren was so angry that he almost collapsed: "How can this situation be the same? You, kid, are too one-sided. Learn more from your Senior Brother Yang in the future. The Holy Church can be your backing, but it is not a reason for you to act lawlessly, understand?"

Nezha nodded, looked at Qin Yao and said, "Now that things have come to this, what would you do if you were me?"

Qin Yao said: "Let Master take me to confess my mistake to the Jade Emperor, admitting that I offended the Emperor, but not admitting that I was wrong to hit the Dragon King."

Seeing his master's eyes looking at him, Nezha said quickly: "I won't admit my fault to him. I heard that the old Jade Emperor is not a good person. He didn't even show mercy to his own sister."

Upon hearing this, Jade Ding Zhenren's expression changed slightly, and he immediately turned to look at Qin Yao, but saw that the other party's expression was normal, as if what Nezha was talking about was not his own business.

"Okay, I know you'd rather break than bend."

Taiyi Zhenren glared at Nezha with a mixture of love and hate, and then said to Yu Ding: "Brother, I guess the heavenly soldiers and generals have probably surrounded my Golden Light Cave now; Nezha, can I stay here with you for a few days?"

Jade Ding Zhenren laughed and said, "No problem. We brothers should help and support each other."

At this point, he turned to look at the two juniors: "The same goes for you two. In the future, you should love each other and work together, understand?"

"We will follow the orders of our master (uncle)." The two said in unison.

Taiyi Zhenren breathed a sigh of relief and said to Qin Yao, "Junior Brother Yang Jian, you are older than Nezha and more mature in mind than him, so I will leave him to you to take care of."

Qin Yao shook his head and said with a smile: "Junior Brother Nezha is no longer a child, so I don't need to take care of him. But if he has any problems, I will definitely help him."

This sentence made Nezha like this new brother even more. He looked at his master proudly and said, "This is what we call hitting it off at first sight. Senior Brother Yang understands me. Master, you can go without worry. We will all be fine."

Taiyi Zhenren said unhappily: "I haven't finished eating yet, why are you leaving? You stay over there..."

Half an hour later.

Yu Ding, Qin Yao and Nezha sent Taiyi out of Jinxia Cave and watched him fly straight into the sky.

"Senior Brother Yang, do you know any fun places?" Not long after, as soon as he looked away, Nezha asked excitedly.

He was not a person who could sit idle. Even when he came to Yuquan Mountain to seek refuge, he would not imprison himself in a cave.

"Master, let me take Junior Brother Nezha down the mountain for a walk." Qin Yao looked at Yu Ding and said with a smile.

Yu Ding said meaningfully: "Be careful and try to avoid trouble."

Qin Yao knew that he was worried about his identity, so he nodded and said, "We will never cause trouble on purpose."

"That's right." Nezha shouted, "I would never cause trouble on purpose!"

Yu Ding waved his fan and said, "Go, go. Yang Jian, take good care of Nezha."

He could see that Li Nezha was a troublemaker, and he only hoped that Yang Jian could lead him well instead of being led astray by him.

One day.

Dusk.

Song of the Shang Dynasty.

Nezha held food in each hand, turned his back to the sun, and walked with Qin Yao on the busy street.

As they walked, they suddenly found that the temperature around them began to rise rapidly, as if they had come next to a furnace.

"Why is it so hot?" Nezha subconsciously looked up at the sky, only to see a golden light rapidly descending towards them.

"Oh no, they are coming for us, let's go." Qin Yao grabbed Nezha's wrist and disappeared on the spot in an instant.

Shortly after they disappeared, a god in golden armor, with red hair and a thick red beard on his chin descended from the sky and stepped on the ground the two had just left.

When passers-by saw the figure descending from the sky, someone shouted "God!" and the people around immediately knelt on the ground and paid homage.

However, the golden-armored god ignored them, took out a red bellyband worn by a child, and raised his hand to cast a spell.

This red bellyband was brought by him from Chentang Pass, and it was Nezha's underwear.

Through this clothes, he could constantly lock on to the opponent's position, so he chased all the way to Chaoge.

A moment later, he followed the guidance of the magic spell and quickly flew away from the long street. Soon he arrived above a mountain forest, looking down coldly at the countless towering trees below.

"He has a way of locking you down."

In the forest, Qin Yao, who was hiding in a patch of grass, cast a spell and transmitted his voice.

In fact, he was not surprised by this situation. Before he became an immortal, he could search for targets through the magic of a bowl of clear water to illuminate the universe, let alone the gods in the immortal world.

"He is alone, I may be able to defeat him." A hint of fighting spirit flashed in Nezha's eyes, and he summoned the Fire Spear with a flip of his hand.

"Do not impulse."

Qin Yao placed one hand on the Fire Spear, his face solemn: "You may be able to beat him, or even kill him, but what about after that? This behavior will only further anger the Heavenly Court. If the Heavenly Court can't find you, they will definitely take action against your family."

Hearing the word "family", the hostility in the eyes of the little devil gradually dissipated: "Brother, what should we do?"

Qin Yao said: "Hide until the great changes come and the Heavenly Court has no time to care about us. Or, when they can no longer attack us."

He was referring to the Tribulation of the Conferred Gods. When the tribulation begins, it will affect the three realms. By then, the fact that Nezha impersonated the Jade Emperor would be completely overshadowed by the popularity of this incident.

"Nezha, what do you think this is?"

At this moment, the golden-armored god of war suddenly took out the red bellyband and shouted, "With this thing, you can't escape.

Rather than being chased by me to the point where you have no way to go to heaven or to hell, it is better for you to stand up now and go to heaven with me to confess your sins.

In this way, for your master's sake, you may be able to save your family."

"Ignore his shouting." Qin Yao calmly analyzed: "He hasn't come down from the sky yet, which means that he can only determine the approximate range with the search ability of your clothes, but cannot lock it accurately. Therefore, we are not the ones who should be anxious!"

Looking at his calm and composed senior brother, Nezha said with emotion: "Now I finally understand what Master meant by maturity..." (End of this chapter)