I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 796
Chapter 796
"Fathers and elders, please take a look."
Zhong Jun yelled, pointed to the talisman paper on the Taoist robe and said, "These are the talismans with my mana poured into them, and they can drive away ghosts and avoid demons when they are worn on the body.
Originally, we are all friends, and this talisman should be given to you for free, but I am very weak because of the loss of these mana, and urgently need precious herbs to replenish my vitality, so I have no choice but to charge a meager fee. "
"How much?" Someone asked loudly.
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, a talisman costs 100 yuan." Zhong Jun said.
"Hey." An old lady exclaimed, "Isn't 100 yuan expensive?"
"Grandma, you have to know that this talisman is not a one-time item. As long as it is well preserved, it can be used for three generations. Three generations, 100 yuan, do you still think it is expensive?" Zhong Jun shouted.
The old lady nodded slightly, and muttered in a low voice: "If it really works, it's not too expensive."
"Give me one." A strong man in coarse cloth said loudly.
"I want one."
"I want two."
After someone took the lead, the people immediately scrambled to shout.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, please line up and buy in an orderly manner." Zhong Jun smiled like a flower, and waved his hands again and again.
"Wait a minute!"
Seeing this, Mao Xiaofang finally couldn't bear it any longer. He strode into the church and secretly made the sound of tigers and leopards thunder, making the two characters ring like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning, drowning out all the noise and calming down all the villagers.
Zhong Jun smiled, and looked up at the thin figure who was striding forward: "Are you here to buy a magic talisman?"
Mao Xiaofang said coldly: "What talisman? Where is the talisman that has no mana at all? I bought your talisman. If you don't encounter ghosts, it's okay, but if you encounter ghosts, if you want to rely on this talisman to protect your safety, you will be doomed." .In that sense, you're murdering your own money."
Zhong Jun's face was extremely ugly, he gritted his teeth and said, "Why do you say that?"
Mao Xiaofang took down the oil-paper umbrella hanging from the cloth bag, and said, "Miss Xiaolian, please help me get that Taoist robe."
Chen Xiaolian turned into a gust of dark wind, flew out of the paper umbrella, forcibly snatched the Taoist robe covered with talismans from He Daijin's hand, and put it on herself directly.
Ordinary people can't see her ghost body, but only see the robe floating in the air, which is weird and frightening.
"Master Zhong, these three hundred talismans of yours can't harm a single soul when stacked together. How can you drive away fierce ghosts with only one piece of talisman paper?" Mao Xiaofang said.
"Soul? Are you raising ghosts?!" Zhong Jun yelled.
The crowd was in an uproar, retreating in unison, distanced themselves from Mao Xiaofang and even the volleying Taoist robe.
Mao Xiaofang frowned, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, this spirit is my friend, not a ghost raised by me. People are divided into good and bad, and ghosts are naturally divided into good and bad ghosts. The spirits you are frightened should be the ones that others miss. Someone you can't even imagine seeing."
Hearing this sentence, the fear in people's hearts suddenly became much less.
"I think you are pretending to be a ghost."
After the anger subsided, Zhong Jun gradually calmed down, and a trace of fear still emerged in his heart. He yelled at Mao Xiaofang angrily, and then said to the three disciples: "Disciples, let's go, don't be as knowledgeable as this guy."
Mao Xiaofang beckoned, took the Taoist robe from Chen Xiaolian, and threw it towards Zhong Jun: "Your Taoist robe."
Zhong Jun didn't turn his head back, let the Taoist robe fall on the ground, and disappeared in the church in a blink of an eye.
"Master, these talismans are really useless." After watching them disappear, the former mother-in-law looked down at the Taoist robe on the ground.
"It's really useless." Mao Xiaofang said with great certainty.
"If it's useless, it's useless. I'll take one and bring it home for my grandson to play with." The old lady said, walking straight to the Taoist robe.
"I'll take one for my son to play with."
"I'll give one to my granddaughter."
……
Although I know it's useless, but now you can get the talisman paper worth 100 yuan without money, who wouldn't want to take advantage of it?
The people present made excuses for themselves and removed pieces of talisman papers from the Taoist robes.
Seeing how they looted, Mao Xiaofang was speechless.
"Cutting off a person's fortune is like killing one's parents. I'm afraid Mr. Zhong will hate you to the bone." Not long after, after everyone left one after another, Qin Yao slowly came to Mao Xiaofang's side.
Mao Xiaofang said frankly: "I am not afraid that she will hate me, but I am afraid that she will continue to deceive people in another place."
Qin Yao said with a smile: "I'm afraid she has no intention of deceiving people now, but only wants to get the place back."
on the long street.
It was rainy and foggy.
Zhong Jun and his three apprentices walked silently in the misty misty rain, and soon his body became wet.
"Master, where are we going?" After a long time, a female apprentice asked softly.
Zhong Jun said coldly: "Go to the police station to find Ah Bang, this matter must not be left alone."
"Sister, I can't help you with this matter."
A moment later, in the police station, a young man dressed in plain clothes shook his head and said, "You can't tell what crime they committed, why should I summon them to investigate?"
"Didn't I say that they are raising little ghosts!" Zhong Jun said.
Zhong Bang was speechless: "You want me to write in the report that they are raising little ghosts and bring them to the police station for investigation?"
Zhong Jun vaguely felt that this matter was not very reliable, so he said: "Can't you just find an excuse to bring them here? You don't need to lynch them, just lock them up for a few days and scare them."
Zhong Bang shook his head: "I still say that, I can't help you, sister."
"No emotion, no morality."
Zhong Jun stared at him in disappointment, and said: "It would be a pity for a policeman to appear in someone else's house, not to mention bragging rights, at least no one would dare to bully him.
As far as our family is concerned, sister, I have never enjoyed the honor of your police uniform.If I knew this earlier, why would I bother to spend so much money to send you to the police academy? "
Zhong Bang smiled wryly: "Sister, I also have my difficulties, listen to me slowly..."
----
that night.
In the town, inside Yizhuang.
Dressed in a white robe, Yang Feiyun sat cross-legged on a coffin with a majestic face. While breathing, strands of black air flew out of the coffin, entering his mouth and nose.
"Squeak~"
During the retreat, his right ear moved slightly, but he heard the sound of a door being pushed. He immediately held his breath, jumped up from the coffin lid, and hid in the darkness.
In a blink of an eye, a palm pushed open the wooden door of the morgue, and two figures stepped into the room side by side.
With the help of the dim moonlight, Yang Feiyun could clearly see the appearance of the visitor. They were the two strange people he met a few days ago...
"The zombie is inside this coffin. I don't know if it's Xuankui." Mao Xiaofang grasped the compass and pointed to the coffin.
"It's definitely not Xuankui..." Qin Yao said, looking up at the place where Yang Feiyun was hiding: "Don't hide, come out and talk."
(End of this chapter)
"Fathers and elders, please take a look."
Zhong Jun yelled, pointed to the talisman paper on the Taoist robe and said, "These are the talismans with my mana poured into them, and they can drive away ghosts and avoid demons when they are worn on the body.
Originally, we are all friends, and this talisman should be given to you for free, but I am very weak because of the loss of these mana, and urgently need precious herbs to replenish my vitality, so I have no choice but to charge a meager fee. "
"How much?" Someone asked loudly.
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, a talisman costs 100 yuan." Zhong Jun said.
"Hey." An old lady exclaimed, "Isn't 100 yuan expensive?"
"Grandma, you have to know that this talisman is not a one-time item. As long as it is well preserved, it can be used for three generations. Three generations, 100 yuan, do you still think it is expensive?" Zhong Jun shouted.
The old lady nodded slightly, and muttered in a low voice: "If it really works, it's not too expensive."
"Give me one." A strong man in coarse cloth said loudly.
"I want one."
"I want two."
After someone took the lead, the people immediately scrambled to shout.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, please line up and buy in an orderly manner." Zhong Jun smiled like a flower, and waved his hands again and again.
"Wait a minute!"
Seeing this, Mao Xiaofang finally couldn't bear it any longer. He strode into the church and secretly made the sound of tigers and leopards thunder, making the two characters ring like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning, drowning out all the noise and calming down all the villagers.
Zhong Jun smiled, and looked up at the thin figure who was striding forward: "Are you here to buy a magic talisman?"
Mao Xiaofang said coldly: "What talisman? Where is the talisman that has no mana at all? I bought your talisman. If you don't encounter ghosts, it's okay, but if you encounter ghosts, if you want to rely on this talisman to protect your safety, you will be doomed." .In that sense, you're murdering your own money."
Zhong Jun's face was extremely ugly, he gritted his teeth and said, "Why do you say that?"
Mao Xiaofang took down the oil-paper umbrella hanging from the cloth bag, and said, "Miss Xiaolian, please help me get that Taoist robe."
Chen Xiaolian turned into a gust of dark wind, flew out of the paper umbrella, forcibly snatched the Taoist robe covered with talismans from He Daijin's hand, and put it on herself directly.
Ordinary people can't see her ghost body, but only see the robe floating in the air, which is weird and frightening.
"Master Zhong, these three hundred talismans of yours can't harm a single soul when stacked together. How can you drive away fierce ghosts with only one piece of talisman paper?" Mao Xiaofang said.
"Soul? Are you raising ghosts?!" Zhong Jun yelled.
The crowd was in an uproar, retreating in unison, distanced themselves from Mao Xiaofang and even the volleying Taoist robe.
Mao Xiaofang frowned, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, this spirit is my friend, not a ghost raised by me. People are divided into good and bad, and ghosts are naturally divided into good and bad ghosts. The spirits you are frightened should be the ones that others miss. Someone you can't even imagine seeing."
Hearing this sentence, the fear in people's hearts suddenly became much less.
"I think you are pretending to be a ghost."
After the anger subsided, Zhong Jun gradually calmed down, and a trace of fear still emerged in his heart. He yelled at Mao Xiaofang angrily, and then said to the three disciples: "Disciples, let's go, don't be as knowledgeable as this guy."
Mao Xiaofang beckoned, took the Taoist robe from Chen Xiaolian, and threw it towards Zhong Jun: "Your Taoist robe."
Zhong Jun didn't turn his head back, let the Taoist robe fall on the ground, and disappeared in the church in a blink of an eye.
"Master, these talismans are really useless." After watching them disappear, the former mother-in-law looked down at the Taoist robe on the ground.
"It's really useless." Mao Xiaofang said with great certainty.
"If it's useless, it's useless. I'll take one and bring it home for my grandson to play with." The old lady said, walking straight to the Taoist robe.
"I'll take one for my son to play with."
"I'll give one to my granddaughter."
……
Although I know it's useless, but now you can get the talisman paper worth 100 yuan without money, who wouldn't want to take advantage of it?
The people present made excuses for themselves and removed pieces of talisman papers from the Taoist robes.
Seeing how they looted, Mao Xiaofang was speechless.
"Cutting off a person's fortune is like killing one's parents. I'm afraid Mr. Zhong will hate you to the bone." Not long after, after everyone left one after another, Qin Yao slowly came to Mao Xiaofang's side.
Mao Xiaofang said frankly: "I am not afraid that she will hate me, but I am afraid that she will continue to deceive people in another place."
Qin Yao said with a smile: "I'm afraid she has no intention of deceiving people now, but only wants to get the place back."
on the long street.
It was rainy and foggy.
Zhong Jun and his three apprentices walked silently in the misty misty rain, and soon his body became wet.
"Master, where are we going?" After a long time, a female apprentice asked softly.
Zhong Jun said coldly: "Go to the police station to find Ah Bang, this matter must not be left alone."
"Sister, I can't help you with this matter."
A moment later, in the police station, a young man dressed in plain clothes shook his head and said, "You can't tell what crime they committed, why should I summon them to investigate?"
"Didn't I say that they are raising little ghosts!" Zhong Jun said.
Zhong Bang was speechless: "You want me to write in the report that they are raising little ghosts and bring them to the police station for investigation?"
Zhong Jun vaguely felt that this matter was not very reliable, so he said: "Can't you just find an excuse to bring them here? You don't need to lynch them, just lock them up for a few days and scare them."
Zhong Bang shook his head: "I still say that, I can't help you, sister."
"No emotion, no morality."
Zhong Jun stared at him in disappointment, and said: "It would be a pity for a policeman to appear in someone else's house, not to mention bragging rights, at least no one would dare to bully him.
As far as our family is concerned, sister, I have never enjoyed the honor of your police uniform.If I knew this earlier, why would I bother to spend so much money to send you to the police academy? "
Zhong Bang smiled wryly: "Sister, I also have my difficulties, listen to me slowly..."
----
that night.
In the town, inside Yizhuang.
Dressed in a white robe, Yang Feiyun sat cross-legged on a coffin with a majestic face. While breathing, strands of black air flew out of the coffin, entering his mouth and nose.
"Squeak~"
During the retreat, his right ear moved slightly, but he heard the sound of a door being pushed. He immediately held his breath, jumped up from the coffin lid, and hid in the darkness.
In a blink of an eye, a palm pushed open the wooden door of the morgue, and two figures stepped into the room side by side.
With the help of the dim moonlight, Yang Feiyun could clearly see the appearance of the visitor. They were the two strange people he met a few days ago...
"The zombie is inside this coffin. I don't know if it's Xuankui." Mao Xiaofang grasped the compass and pointed to the coffin.
"It's definitely not Xuankui..." Qin Yao said, looking up at the place where Yang Feiyun was hiding: "Don't hide, come out and talk."
(End of this chapter)
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