I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 933 Devil: No, you guys are crazy!

"Just treat it as a friend."

Qin Yao smiled and said: "After all, I don't want anything from him. What I want is to prevent the evil virtue of Mamen from coming to the world."

Dai Xiaole nodded slightly, and looked at the time: "It's late, I'm going to rest."

Qin Yao waved: "See you tomorrow, Dean Dai."

"See you tomorrow." Dai Xiaole turned and walked towards the stairs. When he came to the stairs, he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and shouted: "Qin Daoist!"

"What's the matter?" Qin Yao, who came to the sofa, looked around with a puzzled expression.

Dai Xiaole pondered: "In this game, I am your assistant. After playing this game, can you assist me with one thing?"

"What's the matter?" Qin Yao asked curiously.

Dai Xiaole said lightly: "Many years ago, when I was traveling alone in the West, I came to this city, and by chance, I was captured by a group of vampires.

They treated me as an experimental subject and tortured me in every possible way, as if they had discovered a new species.

In the last genetic experiment, I was lucky enough to unlock the third gene lock and successfully escaped from the vampire kingdom, but I didn't have the strength to challenge the entire vampire family.

Now that I have completed the third level of the gene lock, I am only half a step away from being promoted to the fourth level, and I feel that I have the qualifications for revenge..."

"The Kingdom of Vampires." Qin Yao's eyes flashed, and he suddenly realized that this might not be just a game, it might be one or more stories.

After all, just as Chinese fairy tales have endured for a long time, Hollywood vampire movies are also endless.

"That's right." Dai Xiaole said frankly: "In that medieval kingdom-like castle, there are many terrifying monsters that can catch missiles with bare hands."

Qin Yao smiled and said, "Is there anyone who can pick up a hydrogen bomb with bare hands?"

Dai Xiaole: "..."

Taking nukes with bare hands?

Only true gods (immortals) can do this kind of thing, right?

"As long as there is no strong man in the vampire kingdom who can pick up the hydrogen bomb with bare hands, I will help you get it back." Seeing his speechless expression, Qin Yao shrugged and said calmly.

Dai Xiaole couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth: "Thank you."

Qin Yao squinted at him: "You say that, do I have to say thank you to you now?"

Dai Xiaole couldn't help laughing.

Suddenly, I felt that it would be nice to have such a friend!
Seven hours later, just before dawn.

The twelve female ghosts appeared outside the villa at the same time as if they had made an appointment, nodded to each other, and walked through the door wall at the same time, and stepped into the villa.

"Is there any result?" Qin Yao sat on the sofa and raised his head slightly.

The twelve female ghosts stood side by side in front of him, and two of them responded in unison: "There is a result."

"You two come out." Qin Yao pointed to the two of them and ordered.

The two ghosts took a step forward, turned their heads to look at each other, and said almost at the same time: "Let me say first..."

"No need to fight, no need to fight." Qin Yao pointed to the blonde girl on the left in front of him: "You talk first."

"I didn't find out where John lived, but I found out that he has a priest who contacted him for an exorcism mission. That priest must know where John lives." The blonde said.

Qin Yao silently nodded, then pointed to the black-haired girl on the right: "Tell me about your harvest."

The brunette: "I heard that there was a parasitic demon in a civilian apartment on Green Avenue. The demon has already killed three exorcists. If there is no accident, John will definitely check the situation."

"well done."

Qin Yao praised the two ghosts, took out two yellow talismans from his pocket, and handed them in front of the two: "I am a person who clearly distinguishes rewards and punishments. If you have meritorious service, you should be rewarded. This is a light-shielding talisman, inside the talisman The aura in your body can last for 30 days, and during these 30 days, as long as you carry the talisman paper on your body, you will not be afraid of the sun."

After hearing the results clearly, the two ghosts took the talisman paper ecstatically, and the ten ghosts standing behind them were full of jealousy, as if burning with jealousy in their eyes.

Under normal circumstances, once transformed into a ghost, there will be no chance of sunshine in this life.

But after being a human being for so many years, after transforming into a ghost, we can’t see the sun all year round. Who doesn’t want to be able to bathe in the sun?
"What I gave them is theirs. You can't take it away, understand?" Qin Yao keenly felt that a sense of malice was gathering rapidly, and when he looked up, he saw black smoke rising from ten of them, as if they were about to turn black. The female ghost immediately shouted coldly.

The shout was like a blow to the head, instantly awakening the ghosts, and the black energy lingering on the ghosts' bodies gradually dissipated.

"It's been a busy night, you guys go to rest." Seeing this situation, Qin Yao nodded in satisfaction and waved his hand.

All the ghosts took the lead and floated to the second floor one after another.

At the same time, Dai Xiaole walked down the spiral staircase: "Are you going to find the priest, or are you going to wait for the devil in hell?"

Qin Yao said: "I choose the latter, because it feels more efficient...Does Dean Dai want to go with me?"

"Let's go."

A scalpel suddenly appeared in Dai Xiaole's hand, fluttering between his fingers like a butterfly: "Find John Constantine as soon as possible, and end up with Mamen's bastard...I can't wait to go to the vampire kingdom for revenge."

Qin Yao laughed.

Can this still be a motivation?
early morning.

The sun rises slowly, and the warmth falls into the world with the sunshine.

However, in a civilian apartment on Green Avenue, a strange cold air continued to pass from a room, accompanied by inexplicable roars, which made many residents stand in front of their doors, looking at the room with curiosity and fear .

If it weren't for poverty and helplessness, on the day when a hell demon came into the world, someone should have moved quickly.

But the funds in their pockets restrict their actions. Even if they are neighbors with demons, even if they need to live in fear, they cannot do without this cheap apartment.

"You two exorcists, this is it."

It seemed that the five or sixty-year-old apartment manager was wearing a black uniform and came to the corridor with two Asian faces. He stopped after a long distance and raised his arm to point to the door ten steps away.

"Thank you."

Qin Yao nodded slightly, then walked straight to the room.

Dai Xiaole followed behind him unhurriedly, the scalpel he was holding in his hand was hidden somewhere by him.

"Hey, two." Just as Qin Yao put his right hand on the doorknob, the apartment manager suddenly felt a sense of compassion and shouted loudly: "Three exorcists have died, are you sure?" Want to go in?"

With his back turned to him, Qin Yao waved his hand, pressed the handle with the other hand, and pushed open the door.

"Roar!!!"

On the bed, the young girl with her hands and feet tied to the bed had a fierce look on her face, struggling desperately, and yelling wildly at the two who walked in one after another.

"Find a place to sit first." Qin Yao turned to Dai Xiaole and said.

"It's okay, you are busy with your work."

Dai Xiaole looked closely at the girl on the bed, and in his eyes was a ferocious demon that seemed to be missing half of his head.

Qin Yao smiled, walked to the bed step by step, looked at the four ropes binding the girl's limbs, and said lightly, "Do you need to untie it for you?"

"Roar~~huh?" The hell demon was dumbfounded by the question, and let out a full-bodied roar before venting his energy.

"Don't you understand?" Qin Yao said casually.

He is waiting for Constantine.

It is best to show your strength to the other party the moment they push the door open.

The hell demon stared at Qin Yao's pupils, trying to see his life through the soul of the other party.

Searching for human memory, looking for the darkest things in people's hearts and the things they are least willing to face... This is the specialty of hell demons.

However, in the eyes of the hell devil, the big man in front of him was a little different.

No matter how much he used his magical powers, he couldn't see the memory of the other party.

"who are you?"

"My name is Qin Yao. This name may be a mouthful for you, but you can call me Yao directly." Qin Yao said with a smile.

"Yao..." The hell demon said again: "Are you an exorcist?"

Qin Yao shook his head: "I'm not."

"You're not an exorcist, so what are you doing here?" the hell demon asked puzzled.

Qin Yao said frankly, "I'll wait for someone."

The hell devil's eyes flashed: "I thought you were here to expel me, but you were waiting for someone! How about you help me untie these four ropes, and I will chat with you while waiting?"

"It's okay to open it, but you have to promise me one thing." Qin Yao said with a smile.

At this moment, his eyes are so clear.

Of course, the overjoyed hell demon would only regard this clarity as stupidity.

"Okay, tell me, what's the matter?"

The hell devil asked with joy.

Qin Yao said: "I have released you from the shackles, so don't make trouble for me."

"Okay, no problem." The Hell Demon agreed without hesitation.

Qin Yao smiled slightly, and raised the girl's wrist, only to find that it was the masterpiece of some exorcist, who directly made a knot.

"Da da da." At this moment, Dai Xiaole suddenly came to the bed step by step.

The hell demon's heart skipped a beat.

Is this guy trying to stop the other party from being stupid?

"Here, the knife." Under its nervous gaze, Dai Xiaole reached out and delivered his scalpel to Qin Yao.

The Hell Demon heaved a sigh of relief, and even the girl's body also relaxed.

Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups, idiots like to play with idiots.

"Thank you." Qin Yao was about to get the knife when he suddenly realized: "You've come here, so cut off the four ropes and you're done. Why give me the knife?"

"It makes sense." Dai Xiaole suddenly realized the fun of role-playing, he smiled, and with a twist of his wrist, all the ropes binding the hell demon's limbs were cut off.

"Fool! One big fool, one second fool." After the bondage was released, the hell demon laughed wildly and pointed at the two.

"Snapped!"

When he was at his craziest and most excited, Qin Yao slapped him in the face with a big bib, and with a loud noise echoing in the room, the girl who was leaned over by the devil was directly slapped on the bed.

Miraculously, the girl's cheeks were not red and swollen, but the demon hiding in her body couldn't help crying out in pain. The scream seemed to be the continuation of the applause...

After a long time.

The dizzy Hell Demon gradually regained his composure, and realized one thing deeply: it's not that he is stupid, it's that he is stupid! ! !
Both guys are "playing themselves".

Damn, crazy.

Is it fun to play yourself?

Although there were seven upsets and eight upsets in his heart, the Hell Demon, who was still hurting on his right cheek, didn't dare to show his anger at all. He lay on the bed and pretended to be dead while observing the opponent's reaction.

"Don't pretend so much, I saw you open your eyes." Qin Yao scolded.

The hell demon secretly thought that something was wrong, so he got up suddenly and controlled the girl's body to jump to the window near the bed.

As long as he could break through this window and escape to the street, he would have the confidence to get rid of these two guys through the bustling pedestrians.

However, what he never expected was that just as he jumped up, someone grabbed him by the collar from behind and hung him in the air like a rabbit.

"Snapped."

Qin Yao grabbed the girl with one hand, and with the other hand, he slammed the hell demon's face from behind.

The hell demon was beaten again.

Dizziness, staring at the eyes.

"I wanted to give you a face, but if you don't want it, then you can't blame me."

As Qin Yao said, the hand that slapped the face pressed hard on the back of the girl's head, releasing a strong suction force from the palm of the hand, forcefully pulling the hell demon out of the girl's body.

After the demon left the body, the girl passed out immediately.

After leaving the girl, the demon suddenly woke up.

"Let me go, let me go, do you know who I am?"

The hell demon struggled frantically in Qin Yao's hands, roaring angrily.

Qin Yao turned his hands, and forcibly kneaded the guy into a ball like Tai Chi, then turned to Dai Xiaole and asked, "Principal Dai, do you want to play or not?"

Dai Xiaole put his right index finger against the handle of the scalpel, flicked it lightly, and immediately flicked the scalpel into the cuff of his suit, stretched out his hand and said, "Come on."

Qin Yao smiled, glanced across the room, and summoned a clothes hanger between him and Dai Xiaole with a wave of his arm, threw away the meat ball in his hand and said, "Dean Dai, be careful."

"boom."

As he slapped the "sphere" hard with his palm, the hell demon let out a scream uncontrollably, and the body that was kneaded into a ball flew out like a cannonball, and hit Dai Xiaole who was opposite the clothes hanger heavily.

Dai Xiaole took a silent breath, jumped up suddenly, and covered the meat ball heavily with his big hand with well-defined joints. After a dull sound, the hell demon flew towards Qin Yao again...

After an unknown amount of time, Constantine, holding a silver cross, came to this room. He opened the door and saw two men in suits, one tall and one short, playing volleyball indoors. The listener is sad, and the hearer weeps.

But take a closer look, damn it, that volleyball is a devil!

"I'm sorry to disturb you."

He reached out to remove the cigarette from his mouth, cleared his throat and opened his mouth.

"boom."

Qin Yao stopped the flying ball galloping towards him with both hands, smashed it at his feet, turned his head and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm John Constantine." The tall and thin man looked strange, and his voice rose slightly: "What are you two doing?"

He suspected it might be some kind of ritual, but he hadn't seen it.

"We are waiting for you."

Qin Yao said with a smile.

Constantine looked puzzled, and was about to speak when he heard the demon on the ground screaming, "So it was you, why did you come here!!!"

Constantine: "?"

(End of this chapter)