I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

"Mother."

He Xiaoyun took his younger sister into the courtyard and said seriously: "Even if there is no fate between husband and wife, Xiangzi and I are friends who grew up together. Why can't he find me?"

"Silly girl."

Mother He was anxious, and said quickly: "Do you think mother is willing to be a shrew? Isn't it all for your own good?"

"I know, I know." He Xiaoyun took her arm and said, "Speaking of which, Xiangzi is capable now. As his friend, isn't this a good thing? Mother, stop making trouble, and I'll go back, lest Xiangzi and I can't even be friends."

Mother He thought that Han Xiangzi had solved Mr. Ma's matter, so she stopped talking immediately.

"I'm sorry, Xiangzi, to trouble you." After comforting her mother, He Xiaoyun said to Han Xiangzi with an apologetic expression.

Qin Yao shook his head: "It's okay, I can understand."

"Then let's go first." He Xiaoyun smiled and turned his finger to the door.

Qin Yao set off and said, "I'll see you off..."

Shortly after.

Qin Yao stood in front of the doorway, watching the mother and daughter drift away, knowing that his actions just now cut off at least seven or eight episodes.

Probably because in the original book, Han Xiangzi's way of licking dogs is too outrageous.

Before the Dream Demon appeared, the main plot was that he pursued He Xiaoyun crazily and wanted to marry He Xiaoyun with all his heart.

But He Xiaoyun hesitated, wandering between immortality and love, and finally chose the immortality, abandoning Han Xiangzi's true love.

Han Xiangzi yelled "I don't accept it, I don't accept it..." Then he dragged on for a long time, and there was something about him obstructing He Xiaoyun's becoming a fairy.

In short, if Han Xiangzi stops being a dog licker, there will be many fewer episodes.

"Tsk tsk." Yancai walked out together with Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli, and said with a smile, "What a pity."

Qin Yao didn't talk, turned his head to the two immortals and said, "You two immortals, if you really can't think of a solution, why don't you ask someone else? I heard that the Lord of the Earth is known as the Encyclopedia of the World. How about you ask him?"

The two immortals looked at each other, Tieguai Li nodded slightly, Han Zhongli coughed dryly, "Good idea."

It is inappropriate to disclose the matter of conspiring with Yancai to lure the other party to blow the flute, so now they can only follow the words of "Han Xiangzi".

"Since it's a good idea, what are you waiting for?" Qin Yao asked.

Tieguai Li pursed his lips, held a cane, and slammed the ground hard. In a puff of white smoke, an old land man with a big bag on his forehead appeared.

"Shangxian, how about we discuss it?" The land lord bared his teeth in pain and said with a bow.

"What do you want to ask us for?" Tieguai Li asked enthusiastically.

The Earth Lord pointed to the big bump on his forehead, and tried his best to smile: "When the Shangxian summons Xiaoxian again, can you be more gentle?"

Tieguai Li: "..."

"I agreed for him." Han Zhongli took the initiative to save him, and quickly said: "Speak the business, talk the business, Lord of the Earth, do you know of any way to restore our mana as soon as possible?"

"There is a way." The Land Lord nodded slightly.

"Really?" Han Zhongli asked in surprise.

"Really." The Earth Lord smiled and explained: "Every 24th festival, the two immortals can find a way to induce lightning to quench their bodies and restore mana."

"24 solar terms." Tieguai Li pinched his fingers and said, "It will be the beginning of autumn in three days."

"That's right." The Earth Lord laughed and said, "You two can find a way to lure the thunder and replenish mana on the night of Liqiu."

"Thank you, Lord Land." Han Zhongli bowed his hands and saluted.

"You're welcome, Xiaoxian bid farewell." The Land Lord bowed slightly, and then quickly disappeared from their sight.

"It's all right now, just wait for Liqiu's thunder." Han Zhongli said cheerfully, and suddenly saw Yancai winking at him.

Before he could figure out what the wink meant, Yancai said, "I'm going to the beach to watch the sunset, Han Xiangzi, are you going?"

Qin Yao didn't even have time to hide from her, he went crazy to watch the sunset with her.

If the emotional entanglement with Yancai can be cut off, the unnecessary side plots for him can be reduced by seven or eight episodes.

Thinking of this, he suddenly realized that the original work is not a pure fairy tale drama, but a fairy tale romance drama.

Of course, it's not an exaggeration to call it a fairy tale dog-blood drama. Han Xiangzi, Yancai, and even Hualong were the ones who yelled why, why, embarrassing when they were rejected in the drama.

"I have other things, you go by yourself."

"Okay." Yancai didn't bother too much, and left very simply.

"It's time for dinner again, Laoguai, let's go eat." Han Zhongli said with a smile while touching his growling stomach.

"Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat." Tieguai Li hated him for not arguing.

Han Zhongli stretched out his hand to grab his arm: "Let's go, let's go, we don't have magic power now, we are almost the same as ordinary people. The greatest joy of being ordinary people is eating, drinking and having fun..."

Soon, Han Zhongli, who was shouting, eating, drinking and having fun, brought Tieguai Li to the sea, and found Yancai on the beach staring at the sea in a daze.

"With the method of lightning strike, will you still help me?" Yancai asked without turning her head.

"Of course." Han Zhongli said without thinking, "None of us are the kind of people who don't believe what they say."

"That's good." Yancai turned around and said with a smile, "I've thought of an idea."

"What idea?" Tieguai Li asked solemnly.

Yancai said seriously: "Neither you nor I can make Han Xiangzi play the flute again, but He Xiaoyun, his childhood sweetheart, may be able to. As long as you can persuade He Xiaoyun to ask her to help Han Xiangzi play a song, then my business may be possible." It will be done."

"This..." Tieguai Li hesitated, "Will He Xiaoyun help?"

"Whether she will help or not depends on you two." Yancai said solemnly.

"Then let's go." Tieguai Li said.

Han Zhongli: "Go after dinner?"

"Eat a fart."

Half an hour later, Erxian found He Xiaoyun who was undergoing consultation in Yongkang Hall.

"Which of the two is uncomfortable?"

"No one is uncomfortable." Tieguai Li sat on the chair opposite her and said, "To be honest, the two of us came here this time mainly to ask for something."

"What is it?" He Xiaoyun was surprised.

She doesn't know these two...

Tieguai Li thought about his wording, and said, "We want to ask Miss He to help me play a song by Han Xiangzi."

"Why?" He Xiaoyun asked.

After hesitating between lying and telling the truth, Tieguai Li said solemnly: "It's a long story, but to put it simply, we want to convert Han Xiangzi into a fairy, but this requires him to play the house." The long flute in the house."

"Cheng Xian?" He Xiaoyun was stunned.

"That's right." Han Zhong, who was standing beside Tieguai Li, said, "Miss He also knows that the plague is rampant in the world recently. Only by gathering the Eight Immortals can we break through the Dragon King's blockade of the East China Sea, go to the Herb Mountain to collect herbs, and save the world. Wanmin, Han Xiangzi, is the most important part of gathering the Eight Immortals."

He Xiaoyun is not a little girl ignorant of the world, so she said immediately after hearing the words: "How can I trust you?"

"How much mana do you have?" Tieguai Li asked Han Zhongli.

"A little bit."

"Coincidentally, I'm a little too." Tieguai Li said: "Then let's take Miss He to the Zizhu Forest in the suburbs together?"

"Okay." Han Zhongli agreed, grabbed He Xiaoyun's left and right arms together with Tieguai Li, and took her to the bamboo forest near Han Xiangzi's cottage.

But He Xiaoyun only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he appeared in the bamboo forest, so that he was stunned on the spot.

"Miss He, can you believe us now?" Erxian let go of his arms and Tieguai Li asked with a smile.

He Xiaoyun blinked, and asked suddenly: "What are the benefits of becoming a fairy?"

The two immortals only thought she was worried about Han Xiangzi, and Han Zhongli took the lead to say: "There are many benefits, with mana, you can ride the clouds and ride the fog, stay in Cangwu in the morning, and live in Kunlun in the evening.

With mana, you can hang the pot to help the world, save the dying and heal the wounded.

With mana, even as we just said, we can break through catastrophes and save all peoples.After making meritorious deeds, Wanmin will build temples for the gods and worship them devoutly..."

"In addition to this, you can stay young forever and live forever." Tieguai Li then added.

He Xiaoyun's eyes flashed, and he murmured, "So many benefits?"

"Of course, otherwise, why do you think there are so many emperors dedicated to cultivating immortals?" Tieguai Li asked back.

He Xiaoyun pursed her lips, raised her head and said, "I also want to be a fairy."

"Ah?" Erxian was dumbfounded.

"I also want to be a fairy." He Xiaoyun repeated.

"This..." Tieguai Li said hesitantly: "Miss He, if there is no destiny, it is very difficult to become a fairy."

"Aren't you my destiny?" He Xiaoyun asked back.

The two immortals were speechless.

After a long time, Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li exchanged glances, and said, "Well, let's give you a heavenly book first, you read it first, and if you can get started, how about talking about other things?"

"Okay, okay." He Xiaoyun readily agreed.

Tieguai Li took out a book from his jacket and handed it to He Xiaoyun.

He Xiaoyun glanced at it after receiving it, and asked in surprise, "Why is there no word?"

"Sincerity leads to spirit." Han Zhongli said: "This is the first test. Only by reading the words from the wordless scriptures can you find your immortal way."

He Xiaoyun understood, and solemnly put away the heavenly book: "I understand, thank you two elders."

"Then how about asking Han Xiangzi to play the flute?" Tieguai Li asked.

He Xiaoyun thought for a while and said, "Let's go tonight. I'll go and find Xiangzi in the evening."

"It's a deal." Tieguai Li said immediately.

"A four-horse horse is hard to chase." He Xiaoyun responded with a smile.

That night.

Qin Yao stood in front of the window sill, looking up at the distant galaxy above his head, his thoughts were wandering...

It suddenly occurred to him that looking at the entire Biography of the Eight Immortals, this story is actually quite ironic.

The evil flower dragon who killed countless people was washed away, and the dragon king who blocked the East China Sea was washed away. The truth was not revealed until the last episode. Everything was a test by the Buddha on humans, gods and demons to see if they could overcome their karma and get rid of their grievances.

For this reason, plagues are rampant in the world.

For this reason, Hualong has harmed countless people.

For this reason, the brilliant colors are wiped out.

In the end, Han Xiangzi, who said he loved Yancai deeply, smiled and said forgive...

What a fucking bullshit.

Qin Yao even suspected that the plague was caused by the Buddha in this world, rather than the Buddha taking advantage of the trend.

"Xiangzi." At this time, He Xiaoyun walked past the doorway and appeared in front of the thatched cottage.

"Xiaoyun, why are you here?"

He Xiaoyun pointed to the hut and said, "Can I go in?"

"Of course." Qin Yao said, he went downstairs and welcomed him into the room.

"Xiangzi, I can't sleep." Seeing Han Xiangzi close the door, He Xiaoyun said softly.

Qin Yao greeted her to sit on the wicker chair, and asked, "But what's the confusion?"

He Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "I don't know why, I always think of when we were children, when I played the flute and you played the flute, the flute and the flute matched..."

"It's all in the past." Looking through the memory of 'Han Xiangzi', Qin Yao interrupted.

He Xiaoyun's face paused, and he reached out and took out a flute from his sleeve: "Xiangzi, please play one more song with me. After the ensemble is over, I will put it down."

Qin Yao was silent for a moment, turned around and came to Xiao Jia, reached out to pick up the flute: "Okay."

Although in the original book, He Xiaoyun didn't have much true affection for Han Xiangzi, but if after this song, the two sides can cut off their emotions and remove all ambiguity, it would be a good thing for him.

Not long after, outside the small building.

Listening to the faint sound of flute coming from the thatched cottage, Yancai was stunned, and stared at Han Xiangzi's room with bewildered eyes.

It's him.

It's really him!

This person is his destined husband!
"Old Guai, did we do something wrong?" Han Zhongli murmured in the wing room, looking at Yancai who was bewildered.

Tieguai Li shook his head: "Didn't you see it?"

"See what?" Han Zhongli was puzzled.

Tieguai Li said in a low voice: "Han Xiangzi, he is determined to become a fairy! In other words, he only has the way of immortality in his heart, and he has no love for children."

Han Zhongli thought about it carefully, and had to admit that what Tieguai Li said was right, he was worrying unnecessarily.

Given what they heard and saw during this period of time, it's hard to say that Han Xiangzi didn't abandon his childhood sweetheart for the sake of immortality.

According to this line of thinking, even a childhood sweetheart can be abandoned, let alone a woman who fell from the sky.

inside the room.

At the end of the song, Qin Yao put down his flute and said sincerely, "It's late at night, I'll take you back."

"I can go back by myself." He Xiaoyun said.

Qin Yao waved his hand: "Let's go."

Seeing the two of them going downstairs, Yancai quickly hid in the courtyard, and watched their figures go away before walking out of the darkness.

"We did what we promised you." Tieguai Li brought Han Zhongli to her side and said in a concentrated voice.

Yancai withdrew her gaze, and said lightly, "Three days later, at the end of the autumn night, if the mana you absorbed through the thunder cannot fly over the 33rd heaven, I will help you to deliver the letter."

"That's great." Han Zhongli said with a smile: "Double insurance, it will definitely succeed in one fell swoop."

Tieguai Li nodded and said: "Taibai Jinxing enlightened that after Han Xiangzi became a fairy, other members of the Eight Immortals will spring up like mushrooms... This is the beginning of everything is difficult, after getting through the beginning, it will be easier in the future!"

Most importantly, none of the other members of the Eight Immortals are as special as Han Xiangzi, so they don't need to go to heaven to ask for elixir...

Only the members of the Eight Immortals need to cast spells, and it will naturally become much easier!