Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 1 Today is my funeral, the cemetery is full of laughter
In the cemetery that exudes the fragrance of green grass, dozens of people in black formal suits are standing in one place, with solemn expressions saying goodbye to their relatives and friends.

"Death is not a sad thing. Our body dies, but our soul will be reunited with the Father in heaven..."

Holding a prayer in his hand, the priest said to the audience with a sacred expression: "Our friend Mr. Li Tianxiu is a child with good character and learning and a kind heart. After 1289 days of heroic struggle against the disease , he went to heaven..."

"Which one is Mr. Wang Sao?"

After reading a eulogy, the priest suddenly looked at the crowd, as if looking for someone.

"I...my name is Wang Xiao..."

A handsome man in a black suit raised his hand helplessly.

"Yes, you are Mr. Li Tianxiu's best friend. His biggest regret before he died was that he hadn't returned a child to his parents. He hopes that you can help him realize this wish, can you?"

The priest picked up a small sealed bag from the altar with a serious expression, and handed it to Wang Xiao.

"Woooooh, my sleeves..."

Hearing about the child's last wish, Li Tianxiu's mother couldn't help sobbing and sobbing softly.

"What a wonderful child, why..."

"He's so gentle, I really...cry to death..."

All the relatives and friends couldn't help sighing, the sadness pervaded the entire cemetery.

"This……"

Feeling the heavy sustenance from his friend, Wang Xiao's eyes were full of determination.

Although Li Tianxiu and him always ridicule each other on weekdays, being able to entrust him with such an important task before dying is enough to prove the weight of their friendship-heavier than Mount Tai!
"Tianxiu, I have received your wish! Let me take the school belle you like!"

Wang Xiao raised her head with tears in her eyes, tightly grasped the bag in the priest's hand, and said solemnly, "Is this his suicide note?"

"No, it's his genetics," the priest said.

"Fuck!"

Wang Xiao's body shook violently, and he threw the dirty thing on the ground with his backhand.

In the next second, he became the focus of attention.

Priest: "Look at—"

Father Li and Mother Li: "Look at—"

Relatives and friends: "Look at——"

"I'm... sorry, I'm just... a little flattered..."

With the powerful force of moral kidnapping, the half-step Dou Zong powerhouse can't help but take a breath.

Wang Xiao couldn't resist, so he could only suppress the discomfort, and picked up the bag on the ground with two fingers.

then,

The funeral continued.

"Mr. Li is a nostalgic person, but due to physical reasons, he couldn't visit them one by one, so he had to videotape himself before he passed away, to say goodbye to you all."

The priest looked at the eulogy in his hand, then took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into his laptop.

After a while, a young man wearing a round cotton cap and hospital gown appeared on the big screen.

That was the protagonist of the funeral - Li Tianxiu.

"First of all, thank you very much for coming to my funeral."

Li Tianxiu smiled, his pale face filled with touching strength, and said: "I don't have many friends, and the ones who can come are all my brothers. Since they are brothers, I hope that after the funeral, I will put If you haven’t paid, you can make up with the gift money.”

"what?!"

Hearing the words Suiliqian, the distant relatives who just wanted to wait for the banquet changed their colors and left the banquet one after another, fighting with each other, almost wanting to leave first.

"Wait, wait! He was joking, there is no such thing as a funeral ceremony..."

Mother Li hurried out to stop people. Although the expression on her face was a bit awkward, she felt a bit of warmth in her heart.

He has been so gentle since he was a child,

Knowing that the family spent a lot of money to treat his illness, before he died, he was trying to find a way to subsidize the family's finances.

"Just kidding, kidding, re-recording and re-recording."

Li Tianxiu himself was also very happy, waving his hands to communicate with his friends.

The camera records their laughing past, that smiling face was once so vivid.

After a while, he returned to a serious expression and said again: "Wang Xiao, you should have received my inheritance, right?"

Wang Xiao: "???"

You kid really think of that thing as an inheritance, don't you?
"I've always regarded you as my best friend, so I've been keeping my secrets about your men's secrets. I've never told anyone else. You can rest assured."

"I %￥@^#!?"

Wang Xiao's tongue instantly became knotted, and his handsome face turned into a liver color in an instant.

Don't mention it if you keep your mouth shut! ! !
"I can understand this kind of helpless pain, you are still my brother, so naturally you can't sit idly by.

A while ago, my mother saw that I was not in a good state of mind, so she found me a psychiatrist.After I cured the doctor, I found out that he happened to know a master of andrology who specializes in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

Now I have contacted him for you, and he will come to you soon. "

Wang Xiao: "???"

Who was so tight-lipped just now?

It's not over, is it? !

"Andrology master?"

Because there were no subtitles, everyone didn't have much reaction at first.

But after hearing this word, they all cast inquiring eyes.

"What's the matter, little brother?"

"Does your girlfriend know that this happened?"

"Sure enough, good looks come at a price."

No one was talking, but there seemed to be auditory hallucinations in Wang Xiao's mind.

This made him look extremely frightened, and he backed away again and again, as if he was forced to the edge of a cliff.

"Mr. Wang, what he said is true!"

A man in a suit raised his clenched hand and said excitedly to Wang Xiao: "I am that psychiatrist! I can introduce you to a foreign country to receive the most comprehensive treatment, so that you can regain your glory within a month!"

"puff!"

The psychiatrist's supplement became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiao's eyes turned white, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.

His world collapsed.

At the moment when he lost consciousness, he seemed to have seen the Milky Way universe, the origin of all things, and the future where he was free from disease and disaster, married a wife and had children normally...

Hearing only a "pa", Wang Xiao's hind legs slammed on the ground, stopping the momentum of the fall.

"Give me the contact information."

The moment he turned to face the psychiatrist, his eyes were extremely determined, and his eyes were extremely determined.

Once he accepts his weakness, he is invincible.

from now on,
He will be fearless.

thank you,
Taylor!

"Sun Hao! There is a very serious matter that I have to tell you."

The picture suddenly flashed, and Li Tianxiu's expression became serious, and he continued: "The sister we have been saying looks like your long-lost sister, the girlfriend who has been in love with you for two years, is actually you My long-lost sister."

Sun Hao: "Ah?!"

Sun Hao's girlfriend: "Ah?!"

Students: "Huh?!"

As soon as these words came out, the two people who were named subconsciously let go of their clenched hands, which also shocked their friends.

"I'm not kidding, because I was very concerned, I found time to go to her adoptive parents' hometown to inquire for half a month. I learned that they bought the adopted daughter from the traffickers exactly 16 years ago, and the time was right. superior."

Li Tianxiu said seriously: "Of course, this is just an inference based on clues. I want to confirm it further, but I have run out of time. The last step may have to be up to you..."

"I was... bought and raised?"

Sun Hao's girlfriend was shocked, obviously she didn't know the inside story of this level.

"Why are you... meddling in your own business..."

Sun Hao scratched his hair, his forehead was covered with blue veins.

My parents have been looking for my sister for more than ten years. If it is really my sister, they will be very happy.

But they have...

"what!!!"

Sun Hao scratched his head and screamed in pain.

"Three uncles."

"Shut up!"

Suddenly being called by Li Tianxiu, Sanbo was so frightened that the fat on his face twitched.

After the lessons learned by the previous two people, it is probably not a good thing to be named by him.

"Don't get excited, Uncle San."

Li Tianxiu raised his hands horizontally, signaling him to rest assured: "I didn't mean to talk about your cheating on Aunt Zhang downstairs."

"puff!"

Sanbo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

And behind him was Third Aunt's murderous gaze!

"I want you and the third aunt to play less mahjong. If you have time, you should pay more attention to your cousin. She has a boyfriend recently, and she is an out-and-out racing biker."

As Li Tianxiu was talking, a car surrounded by cool purple fluorescent tubes appeared on the screen, and a will-o'-the-wisp with two banners saying "Ambition to fall into the battle, there is death but no life!" appeared on the handle of the back seat. motorcycle.

This made the complexions of the third aunt, cousin and a young man with red hair all changed.

"What's going on?" Third Aunt said with her hands on her hips.

"There is not enough medicine!" The cousin said angrily.

"Do you know how high the death rate is in drag racing? Why are you fooling around with that kind of person?!"

Uncle San didn't care about his own troubles anymore, and finally started to take care of his daughter.

After all, when the will-o'-the-wisp blares, the parents will raise them in vain.

Who can accept that their descendants are actually a drag racer?
"It seems that we have made a mistake."

"Yeah, he's actually doing it for his friend's good."

"He even found a doctor for Wang Xiao."

Seeing that the family of Sanbo Tianxiu felt the family crisis, everyone sighed.

He is so gentle.

At this time, Li Tianxiu spoke again.

"His boyfriend's car is good, but the technology is too poor. At the beginning of the year when he was competing for the car god in the famous mountain of Hagi, he almost flew down the mountain. It is really not someone who can be trusted for life."

"You! You spitting blood! Who are you? I was No.2 last year!" my cousin's red-haired boyfriend said angrily.

"Exactly! Whatever I do, you don't have a place in this family anymore!" the cousin huffed.

"Tianjiao, you don't believe it, do you?"

As if anticipating his cousin's reaction, Li Tianxiu aimed a photo at the camera.

It was a motorcycle with a dark gold color, and the body seemed to be made of some kind of biological skeleton.Looking at the ferocious front of the car full of sharp teeth, and Li Tianxiu who was wearing iron-blooded scale armor on the side, Hongmao quickly recognized who he was.

"you?!"

"Isn't this... the Iron-Blooded Rider of Hagi Nayama?!"

"Fog grass?!"

The cousin also reacted at this time, her eyes were shining brightly, and she shouted with a flushed face: "You are my idol!"

"I will never forget that golden shadow that amazed the audience!"

"That god-like existence is actually a relative of my friend?"

"He is so handsome!"

My cousin's friends were also excited, and their eyes were filled with admiration.

That night, that extremely stylish motorcycle killed all the contestants in a flash.

That incomparable speed is close to the fastest legend of the five-color team back then.

No.2?
That's a joke!

"What...what the hell?"

Li Tianxiu's parents and other relatives were shocked.

Didn't he lie in the hospital for three years?
How did you become a car god?
"There is no doubt, these are all deeds experienced by Mr. Li."

The priest looked at Li Tianxiu's parents and said calmly: "In order not to worry you, he kept it from you all the time. He paid off the family's debts with bonuses and money from selling motorcycles, and used the rest of the money as an inheritance. I leave it to you."

"This……"

Li Tianxiu's parents opened their mouths wide, and the shock in their hearts could not be subsided for a long time.

"Did you see? Even a man as fast as me can't keep up with the speed of life. So ride your bike well in the future and stop speeding."

When he said this, Li Tianxiu looked a little tired.

"I see……"

"We must make a good change..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu, idol..."

A group of racing gangsters shed tears of repentance, which made the priest nod.

This harmonious scene made relatives and friends deeply moved.

Before he died, he did not forget to persuade others to be kind.

He is so gentle.

"Father..."

Father Li sensed something was wrong, quietly pulled the priest aside, and asked in a low voice: "Do you think there is a possibility that these videos were originally intended to be developed separately for them?"

"This is..."

Looking at the list of files named after him, the priest fell into deep thought.

Just in the middle of his thinking, the video has automatically played the next paragraph.

"Second uncle."

"You know too much!"

In such a critical situation, Li Tianxiu's second uncle used the flash that the Li family can only use once in a lifetime, and split the notebook in half with a hand knife.

The picture on the projection stopped abruptly.

"Haha, ahahahahahaha..."

The second uncle wiped off the sweat from his forehead panting, and the panic on his face melted in an instant, turning into a warm smile like a spring day: "Fortunately, my speed is fast enough, otherwise I lost 15 yuan in gambling." Things are about to be told by him.”

Priest: "..."

Second Aunt: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"Forehead……"

Suddenly realizing his gaffe, the second uncle showed a smile uglier than crying, and said to everyone: "How about...we just skip this item?"

The friends present looked at each other and nodded wildly like dancing in a nightclub.

Including the second aunt who was planning to settle the score with the second uncle.

nonsense!

Let Li Tianxiu go on talking, it's not that they sent him away, but he sent them away!
In this regard, Li Tianxiu did not express any objection, what kind of embarrassing thing did he do to turn himself into a ghost and continue to let himself go.

because,

He has always been a gentle man.

The warmest man in the universe.

"Ok."

Seeing that everyone agreed, the priest could only nod his head in agreement and fast forward to the next item.

"Mr. Li Tianxiu is a person who loves freedom, so he doesn't like being put in a jar for storage. So his last wish is to sprinkle his own bones into this vast world and turn them into nutrients for the world. "

The priest's tone was full of admiration, and finally he looked at everyone seriously, and asked, "He said he wanted to say his final farewell in your palms. So, does anyone of you want to participate together?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. They had never seen such a strange request before, and they hesitated for a while.

After all, it's not very traditional.

"I come!"

Wang Xiao was the first to raise her hand, with a little excitement in her eyes.

"Count me in!"

The psychiatrist's eyes were full of holiness.

"Go to hell!" Sanbo gritted his teeth.

"I'll give you all the ashes!" The second uncle looked fiercely.

"Doctor, doctor, can you leave a contact information? It's not about medical treatment, the main thing is... I think the doctor is a profession with noble morals and sacredness. I want to make friends with you..."

As a result, Li Tianxiu was sprinkled into the vast world as he wished, and drifted towards the direction of the sea of ​​stars.

just remember,
The wind there is extremely noisy.

　Cherish life, stay away from gambling and drag racing.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)