Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 13
"what!"

Li Tianxiu held the umbrella in both hands and slashed down, colliding with the mercenary's dagger.

The latter's right hand obviously sank, and immediately turned around the umbrella body deftly, counteracting the force, and slashed at Li Tianxiu's fingers along the handle of the umbrella.

"Master!"

This smooth movement is like watching a movie, and Li Tianxiu has to be amazed by it.

It's just that now his umbrella was firmly pressed on by the mercenary's knife, and there was not enough room to exert force, so he had to repeat the old trick and pressed the switch to open the umbrella.

The spring inside the umbrella burst out with a strong force, pushing the mercenary's arm outward again.The latter had been prepared for a long time, and he firmly grasped the tip of the umbrella with his left hand, and tried to snatch the weapon again.

But at this moment, his stomach was kicked hard, and he flew more than one meter away.

"What the hell is this guy..."

The mercenary arched his legs, ready for the follow-up pursuit.

However, Li Tianxiu stopped in place, and his right hand kept turning into waves, as if he was gesticulating something.

"Oh?"

Mr. Mask tilted his head and looked at Li Tianxiu curiously.

Others don't understand, but he knows.

Like the situation just now, if Li Tianxiu drew his sword, the mercenary would not be far from death.

But instead of drawing his sword, he even gave up on chasing.

then……

Playing with snakes there?
"It's just humiliating..."

This match was unexpected, making Glasses forget that he was not far from death for a moment.

"Heh, there's a play to watch now."

The ogre licked his lips excitedly.

He has seen a lot of arrogant beasts, and it is precisely because those beasts are arrogant and leave a pile of stinking garbage on his beloved land that he is angry.

And Li Tianxiu's arrogant attitude also successfully aroused his killing intent!
"No, the action of number five..."

The bishop narrowed his eyes, observed Li Tianxiu's gesture, and then nodded slightly.

Although it's not standard, it does look like... It's imitating the mercenary's calming action just now!
He seems to...

Learning how to fight?
"Damn it! That damned umbrella!"

Seeing that Li Tianxiu didn't come after him, the mercenary stood up again.

In fact, he knew that this was not a problem with the umbrella.

Otherwise, a person who doesn't understand swords at all can beat a master without thinking with an umbrella, right?
This guy may be just like the spy said, he is a veteran!
"If that's the case... then don't blame me."

The mercenary held the dagger behind his back, and walked forward holding it alone again.

He still has many fighting styles, but this time, he is going to use the less honorable one.

"Eat my cement!"

The mercenary turned around abruptly and flung a handful of cement out of his pocket.

"Hey!"

The vile maneuver caused the glasses to yell immediately.

However, the mercenary had already entered the cloud of smoke and dust with a dagger in hand.

"This is……"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Tianxiu suddenly forgot to breathe.

For some reason, his thoughts began to wander, recalling a memory that had been buried for a long time, his eyes suddenly ignited, and his hands and feet moved involuntarily.

"one two Three!"

"Snapped!"

"Feng dance nine days!"

"Snapped!"

"Music Factory!"

"Snapped!"

"Dancing Disc!"

"Snapped!"

I don't know what spell the other party was chanting, the mercenary who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to attack was slapped four times, and the dagger almost flew out.

He raised his head in panic, only to see that Li Tianxiu was walking with ghostly steps, causing smoke and dust around him to rise up, like a fairy descending from the earth.

"Is this..."

The scene in front of him made the lawyer who was depressed couldn't help opening his mouth.

"The long-lost ghost dance?"

The expressions on the glasses are almost the same.

Where is this fighting?
This is clearly dancing!
It's still fucking the ancient Shamat War Dance!

"Ghost Dance?"

On the contrary, Mr. Mask and the Bishop showed puzzled expressions at the same time after hearing this.

Perhaps this kind of "elegant" art is still too early for people from other worlds.

"Ah."

Li Tianxiu, who found the feeling, suddenly stopped, and waved to the mercenary from the air: "If I guessed correctly, you still have half a catty of cement in your pocket, take it all out."

"Who is afraid of who!"

The mercenary was completely angry this time. Before his debut, he had the name of Lime Martial Saint.

So, he held a handful of cement in each hand and sprinkled it out as he walked, and the smoke and dust in the center of the stage suddenly became bigger.

Even worse,
This venue is not just for decoration, in addition to the free fireworks, there is also fucking music!
"Ah! I can't see!"

The lawyer covered his eyes with both hands, with a small slit between his middle finger and ring finger.

Even dare to dance this kind of dance, is there really no one in the world who cares about this guy?
However, she soon discovered that the bishop and the glasses were shaking their legs unconsciously, which was simply incomprehensible!
and many more,

Why do I also...

Puff puff!
While the audience was enjoying watching the show, the two people in the center of the battlefield had already exchanged blows several times.

The ones who were at a disadvantage were the killing machine mercenaries!

"Ahem, it's not good... I was fooled..."

Due to the harshness of the venue, the mercenaries inhaled several mouthfuls of cement dust during the fight, only feeling chest tightness and unable to use their strength.

Number five seemed to be bouncing around, but he was actually manipulating the airflow in the space, sending the smoke all over his face, but he was not affected by it.

Fighting in this environment, he is very passive.

Whoohoo!
There was another gust of wind, and Li Tianxiu suddenly supported the ground with both hands, and started a continuous Thomas maneuver.

"He's spinning!"

With the exclamation of the glasses, Li Tianxiu began to roll and move towards the mercenary.

The high-speed swirling low sweep forced the latter to raise his legs to dodge.

However, there were too many flaws left by the mercenary, and within a few strokes, Li Tianxiu swept him down to his calf, and he fell sideways.

Li Tianxiu looked at the right time, and when the former fell into the air, he turned around and spun, firmly kicked on his face, and directly kicked him two meters away.

"Bola war dance?"

This action caused the bishop to squint his eyes.

In the Western Continent several centuries ago, there was a country called Bora. They were colonized by foreign invaders, and many people lived a miserable life under the oppression of slave owners.

In order to prevent the occurrence of rebellion, the slaves at that time had almost no access to weapons and were forbidden to practice martial arts.

So the clever Bora people practiced martial arts secretly under the cover of dancing.

Because it is derived from dance, this peculiar martial art is difficult to see the signs of attack, it can effectively avoid the bullets of the slave owner, and the moves are wide open and closed, the strength is extremely fierce, and it is easy to lose the fighting power .

Coincidentally, there is also such a kind of martial art in the world of Li Tianxiu, called capoeira, also known as Brazilian war dance.

"you……"

The mercenary struggled to stand up, but only halfway up, he staggered and fell to the side, knocking his head on the ground, and seemed to be motionless.

Following the defeat of one side, Li Tianxiu also stood up, put his hands back, and let out a long sigh of relief: "I'm here, it's a kind of shit."

lawyer:"……"

Glasses:"……"

You are indeed guilty, I almost died laughing at you.

"what is that?"

When the two were speechless, the bishop looked at Li Tianxiu's feet suspiciously.

Several people followed his gaze, only to see that the dust there had already settled, and evenly formed a mysterious and ancient pattern.

Tai Chi gossip chart!
　It’s Monday, it’s Monday, the day after tomorrow I decided to test the waters, so I’m counting on the follow-up and recommendation tickets for these few days!

　　


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