Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 153 What kind of lover are you pretending to be without money?

After collecting the information, Li Tianxiu rested in the office until the evening.

After winning the title of ace in the police world, his authority has obviously increased a lot.

But apart from monitoring, the group of pig teammates didn't leave him much effective information.

Therefore, Li Tianxiu was forced to go for a massage!
"Handsome, do you want to wash your hair?"

Even after many days of inspection by police officer Zhang, Sister Hong's hair salon is still open.

When the proprietress Hongjie saw Li Tianxiu in casual clothes, she waved to him enthusiastically as if seeing a rich man.

On this cool night, although she was wearing a coat on her upper body, there was a silky red dress underneath, which outlined the shape of her round thighs.

The button in the middle of the coat is not very serious, and the suet-like delicate skin flickers between gestures, mature and charming, with a special flavor.

"I'm looking for someone."

Li Tianxiu said straight to the point.

"Find someone……"

Seeing that he wasn't interested in her, Sister Hong's eyes flashed with disappointment, but it changed into a smiling face in an instant: "It's good to find someone, we have a lot of people here, what kind of person are you looking for?"

"Um……"

Li Tianxiu thought for a while, then replied: "Big one."

"Older? Okay, I'll arrange it for you right away!" Sister Hong lifted her skirt and was about to walk inside.

"No."

Li Tianxiu hurriedly stopped her and corrected her: "It's a big face, I like girls with this style, and I came here tonight because of their reputation."

Although police officer Zhang Song failed to get the words out of Zhang Xiaoyu's mouth, the surveillance on the street would not lie.

Zhang Xiaoyu's connector was a hair-washing girl in Sister Hong's hair salon, nicknamed Little Cantaloupe.

Saying the name directly may arouse suspicion.

But if it's a strange XP, it's much more normal.

The characteristic of the small cantaloupe is that it has a big face.

"Oh, I get it!"

Sister Hong smiled, turned around and entered the room, and a woman with short hair came out after a while.

The woman is about 25 or [-] years old, wearing a cheap leather jacket and jeans, with a slightly fat body, and her face is much bigger than ordinary people, like a melon.

So there is no doubt that she is the little cantaloupe.

"What do you think of this?" Sister Hong asked.

"Very good, the child likes it." Li Tianxiu raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

"Then come with me."

Although her appearance is not as good as Miss Hong's, Xiao Cantaloupe is an old employee after all, and she is familiar with the business.

But Li Tianxiu didn't come for a massage after all, so he stopped her and said very skillfully: "Miss Liu, to tell you the truth, the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you deeply. you.

So I think our contact tonight can be less vulgar.

But...

Get closer to the level of the soul. "

"Ah, ah? You love me? Love me for what?"

Little Cantaloupe was a little confused by this directness.

It's not that there are no customers who have confessed their love to her, but how can they confess without paying?

Should you order a service package first?

"I love you walking in a dark alley alone, I love your cheap appearance. I love your tattered clothes, but you dare to block the gun of fate..." Li Tianxiu praised gently.

"what?"

Xiaoxianggua looked at her clothes in astonishment. They were indeed the ripped clothes that are popular nowadays. She was immediately amazed by Li Tianxiu's literary talent, and said with widened eyes, "So? Do you want to wash, cut and blow, or Do you want to experience the acclaimed hands-on hand?"

"Do not want any."

Li Tianxiu looked into her eyes and said seriously: "I want to take you to the beach to watch the sunrise!"

In fact, if he wanted to use force, he could find a way to abduct people.

But with the murderer's tough-mouthed previous record, he was a little afraid that it would be useless to be tough.

I can only try to stimulate this woman's love brain.

"Ah this..."

Xiaoxianggua was in a daze for a long time, but was finally moved by Li Tianxiu's sincerity.

She glanced at her proprietress, and nodded lightly: "If you are destined to meet from a thousand miles away, 500 yuan is not too expensive."

"Ah this..."

When it comes to money, Li Tianxiu is a little embarrassed.

Officer Wang's savings were not much, and his bonus was used to send Zhang Dahai off.

Now he only has 200 yuan with him. If he gave it to Qian, he wouldn't even be able to afford a car.

So, Li Tianxiu tentatively asked: "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, is 50 yuan okay?"

Xiaoxianggua's face collapsed on the spot, and she said dissatisfiedly: "The spring breeze wants to cross the Yumen Pass, and it costs two hundred and thirty."

"There is true love in the world, and the most you can pay is 90 yuan." Li Tianxiu continued to bargain.

"I bet tomorrow with my youth, anything less than a hundred counts as rape!"

Little Cantaloupe gritted her teeth and answered, the corners of her eyes twitching non-stop.

No money to pretend to be a lover!

She had never seen such a stingy guest.

"Okay, let's take a step back."

In the end, it was Sister Hong who came out to smooth things over, she frowned and looked at Li Tianxiu and said, "You can't chase girls without thinking about nothing, can you?

Whoever falls in love these days doesn't have to pay tens of thousands of love deposit first to test the waters?
Otherwise, what if the girl's precious youth is wasted? "

"Ah...that's right."

Li Tianxiu thought for a while, and finally opened the backpack, and took out a lot of money from it.

Originally, he planned to use his three-inch tongue to fight for it, but now it seems impossible.

"Isn't this rich~"

Sister Hong took the money with a smile on her face, the smile was fleeting, and she looked at Li Tianxiu in horror: "Why is it paper money?"

"I am a person who has a habit of spending ahead of time. You see, the 2 million yuan I have prepared is enough to buy a house in the underworld. When the time comes, we will live in a pomp." Li Tianxiu patted his chest confidently.

After all, the prostitution certificate is a special item, and it may have other value, so he wants to keep it first.

"Sister Hong, he bullied me for being uneducated!" Xiaoxianggua coquettishly shook Sister Hong's arm.

"Forget it."

Sister Hong broke free from her impatiently, curled her lips and said, "Anyway, there aren't many people coming to cut their hair these two days, so you can go out and play, treat it as a holiday."

After all, a businessman is a businessman. If you can get 100 yuan by going out for two laps, how can you not make money?

Therefore, Li Tianxiu successfully took the man out of the hair salon.

"Where are you taking me?"

Although I really admire Li Tianxiu's literary talent, but when I think about his wallet, Xiao Cantalou's mood is greatly reduced.

They can't sing poems all night, talk about Fengyue, can they?
"Let's go for a night run by the river first. I see that you have a lot of fat around your waist, so you can take this opportunity to lose weight." Li Tianxiu suggested.

"Huh? It's only 100 yuan. You want me to run to the beach with you? Are you kidding me?" Little Cantaloupe looked at him in disbelief.

It is at least four kilometers away from the beach, and the amount of exercise is enough for her to wash 40 heads!
Is she here for a date, or is she here to be abused?

"Don't pay too much attention to money. If you only think about making money, you will become unlucky." Li Tianxiu advised earnestly.

"Those who have no money will become unlucky!" Little Cantaloupe looked at him contemptuously.

"It's not hard to make money."

Li Tianxiu looked at her calmly and said, "Do you believe that I can make money just by saying two words?"

"Two words?"

Little Melon chuckled, folded her hands on her chest and said, "I don't believe it."

"Crack!"

Seeing that she didn't believe it, Li Tianxiu opened the safety of the gun, and said calmly: "Robbery!"

　The follow-up order is so low, more than a dozen were ordered in two days, and morale was lost in an instant...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)