Some people are born with obtuse angles

"Have you really become the emperor's staff?"

After sleeping at home for a day, Li Tianxiu's spirit barely recovered.

But it is only the spirit of action, and the mind that is really consumed cannot be replenished.

In short, he will not be able to make a second observation in a short time.

So his plan today is to go out and do some shopping, and then figure out his new skills.

"What is repayment?"

Chen Xi found a blind spot.

How did Li Tianxiu know about his deal with the Emperor?
"I see, but I feel it's a bit outrageous to ask you." Li Tianxiu laughed.

"Why is it outrageous? Are you looking down on me, a master of love?" Chen Xi looked at him with contempt.

"Master virgin?" Li Tianxiu couldn't help laughing.

This guy Chen Xi has never been in a relationship before, he's a big consultant.

"Virgin... What's wrong with virgins? My research on love theory can add up to 10 G. Do we understand those scumbags?"

Chen Xi retorted indignantly, and when he looked up, he saw the emperor sitting outside the tea restaurant in front.

"Here here!"

The emperor waved to them from a distance, and looked at Li Tianxiu in surprise: "Hu Lan, are you here too?"

"By the way, we'll go to the market later." Li Tianxiu nodded.

Chen Xi just came to give an opinion, and after a few minutes, he simply stayed and took a look.

"that."

Chen Xi opened a chair and sat down, and asked seriously: "Are you really planning to change your pursuit?"

"Of course a real man has to face the difficulties!" The emperor was full of fighting spirit.

"OK then."

Chen Xi nodded lightly, transmitted a piece of data over, and said, "To be honest, I don't think you two have a high success rate.

But if you really want to chase, I suggest you start from her preferences.

Like the roses sent yesterday, they went the wrong way. Donna likes poisonous and showy bouquets, such as mandala or lily of the valley.

It would be embarrassing to be blocked at the door of the church, but she grew up with a golden key in her mouth, and she was relatively vain.

So you have to change the way, spend a lot of money to confess to her, the more romantic the scene, the better.

But remember, there is no need to force her to appear, this is a long process..."

"Oh oh oh!"

The Great Emperor listened with gusto and seemed to be engrossed.

Li Tianxiu leaned on the chair relaxedly, turned his head to look at the busy street, holding a cup of milk tea in his hand.

This kind of leisure life is really good...

"By the way, Donna's mother said she would see me in the afternoon, what should I say then?"

The emperor suddenly remembered important information.

"what?"

Chen Xi's expression froze in half, and he burst out laughing on the spot, and a word popped out of his mouth: "Send!"

"what?"

The emperor looked at him puzzled.

"You should know who she is?"

Chen Xi slid his finger, and a woman with a serious expression appeared on the light screen: "Tang Rong, the director of the Curse and Poison Department of the Cursed Church.

Currently divorced, she was deeply hurt by a scumbag ex-husband, especially hating a flirtatious man.

Just based on your glorious history of seeing one and loving the other, it's not bad if you don't get killed directly. "

"How can I see one and love the other!"

The emperor stood up excitedly, attracting the attention of others: "I have never been in a relationship until now!"

Li Tianxiu: "..."

Chen Xi: "..."

"Hahaha……"

There was laughter all around, Chen Xi felt a little embarrassed, and raised his hand to cover his face.

"It's useless for you to tell us about this kind of thing."

Li Tianxiu crossed his legs and couldn't help laughing: "In the world we worked together, you became interested in at least four women.

Here you have a glorious record of failing to confess to five girls in a row. How can you make others believe you? "

"Isn't that a failure?" the emperor denied.

"But the seamless connection is scum."

Li Tianxiu spread his hands and said: "So I suggest that, as usual, prepare to confess to the seventh person. Where is there no grass in the world?"

Don't say that he is a high-ranking person, if it were him, I am afraid that he would not marry his daughter to the emperor.

Too unreliable.

"Hey!"

Chen Xi rolled his eyes at him, and then looked at the emperor: "Although I accepted your commission, as for Tang Rong, I advise you to give up as soon as possible."

"do not want!"

The emperor pushed a black card forward, and said earnestly, "I finally got a heartbeat, and I don't want to lose so thoroughly!"

"Ah this..."

Chen Xi looked at the emperor in surprise, moved his fingertips over like a villain, and pressed it on the card: "I can't help it, what about me... I can't see a tough guy sad.

But if you want to increase the success rate, you must always remember my words..."

"..."

Li Tianxiu rubbed his eyebrows.

Let's hope nothing goes wrong.

……

"You are called the Great Emperor?"

In a garden full of singing birds and flowers, a woman in a thin brown coat was leaning on a deck chair with a parasol behind her.

They are all existences with extraordinary power, so Tang Rong's appearance is not a bit old-fashioned, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is Tang Na's sister.

At this time, she and the emperor were separated by a plastic round table. The latter restrained his usual wild sitting posture, with his legs together, and a very cute expression on his face.

This is the core advice Chen Xi gave him: be humble, no matter what happens, you must remain honest.

"You're a straight person, so I'll be blunt. It shouldn't be hard to leave my daughter like you've left everyone else."

Tang Rong looked at him calmly, and lit a cigarette for herself.

She has investigated the emperor and is not a reliable person.

"No, Miss Tang!"

The emperor stood up and said, "I don't want to be called a scumbag anymore, so I must succeed this time."

"Miss Tang..."

The corners of Tang Rong's eyes twitched slightly.

"Oh, no."

The emperor realized his slip of the tongue, and quickly changed his words: "Mom, I made a thorough plan to pursue Nana..."

"enough!"

The emperor was about to take out the plan that Chen Xi had given him, but was interrupted by an angry Tang Rong.

She wrung out the cigarette butt on the ashtray, and her expression turned cold instantly: "I'm not discussing with you, this is an order!"

"But I still..."

"who do you think You Are?"

Tang Rong looked at him with a sneer, and sneered mercilessly: "It's just an outsider who thinks he is number one in the world without meeting a few powerful characters in the mission world?
Take a pee and take a picture of yourself, do you deserve it? "

"I……"

The emperor looked at her hesitantly, even the chair was knocked back a certain distance, and asked very embarrassed: "It must be... like this?"

Chen Xi's advice to him was never to lie to Tang Rong in order to ensure his honesty.

Then use a careful pursuit plan to show your sincerity.

But now, Tang Rong didn't seem to give him a chance to enter the second step.

"So be it."

Tang Rong narrowed her eyes and left indifferently.

Having said that, there is no need to say anything more, her curse has been planted.

If the emperor is still so ignorant, then only death awaits him.

But just when Tang Rong was about to leave, the Great Emperor stood up determinedly and took a pee.

Then squatted down and looked at it carefully, frowned and said: "I am worthy!"

"Ah this..."

Tang Rong opened her mouth wide and looked at him in disbelief.

……

"Ding dong! Your 1000 reincarnation points have arrived?"

In the early hours of the morning, Chen Xi received his final payment.