Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 29 You Killed Britney!

"Wow...it was too dangerous just now, I thought there was going to be a fight..."

Looking at the mighty convoy ahead, Cheng Zi felt lingering fear.

It's just that their current situation doesn't seem like they are going to take office, but more like being forced to execute.

"The rogue is like this. You reason with him, and he plays tricks on you. When you play tricks on him, he starts to reason." The beast snorted coldly.

If it wasn't for scoring, he would have wanted to kill just now.

"Why didn't those two monsters attack you?" Zhao Miaomiao asked curiously.

"The threat of death made them regain some sanity, probably because I saved them, so they didn't attack me." Li Tianxiu speculated.

"This world is different from the ones I've seen. There is Goose City and Mr. Huang, but there are weirdos and jeeps. Is this scientific?" Chen Xi rubbed his chin in thought.

"Times have changed, Guanxi."

Li Tianxiu patted him on the shoulder, then took out a newspaper clipping from his waist, and looked at his husband: "This era is very close to the Internet era, and this old man Huang in Goose City was originally the captain of the old warlord's guard , After the government collapsed, he went into the mountains and became a bandit.

Then by mistake, he killed the bully in Goose City and replaced him.

Those who followed him were soldiers, fifty times as many as we were.

If you show your clumsiness in front of them, you will end up either kneeling or lying down.

So wait for the case of those people outside, have you decided how to judge it? "

"Is it really going to be judged?" Her husband frowned.

"It's really a sentence." Li Tianxiu nodded.

The benefits of the three worlds are not much, not enough to make the two veterans invulnerable.

The nearly four hundred private troops are equivalent to three reinforced companies.

The county magistrate's original guards were not trustworthy, so they only had seven reincarnated people and one driver. If there was a fight, it wouldn't be enough to die.

So this first step into the city is very important.

"Think about it carefully."

Li Tianxiu patted him on the shoulder.

"I...don't have any good ideas." The husband shook his head.

He is good at coordinating battles, but only when the strength is not too different.

Seven people versus four hundred requires the wisdom to deal with people.

Judging from the way of handling it just now, Li Tianxiu may be more suitable to be the leader than him.

"What do you see outside?"

Li Tianxiu raised his chin and looked out of the car window,

By the river, at the bridgehead, and in the farmland, every once in a while, they could see dancing townspeople.They are ragged and skinny, and it is obviously the season of farming, but their faces are full of joy like autumn harvest.

The sight didn't even look so eerie because of the sheer number.

"Curse?" Her husband frowned.

"Yes."

Li Tianxiu raised the corner of his mouth: "The key to our secure position in Goose City is this so-called curse!"

"curse……"

Everyone looked at the scene outside the window and fell into deep thought.

"Wait, why did I call me Guanxi?"

"It's easy to distinguish. It just so happens that you are a photographer, so why don't you call the main character Guanxi and the secondary personality Yaxi~"

"???"

……

Boom boom boom!
Enthusiastic villagers put up lanterns and festoons, and dancing lions formed a welcome team.

Huang Tianlin was riding a white horse, standing in front of the tall city gate, wearing a white suit, looking like a high-class person.

"Huh? Master Huang actually came out to greet him in person?" Li Tianxiu showed a playful smile.

"The one who didn't come out to greet her last time has become scum." Chen Xi pouted.

"Don't be too happy, he hasn't dismounted yet."

The old man straightened his sleeves and got out of the car with his head held high.

"Congratulations to the county magistrate!"

Outside the city gate, a thousand old townspeople knelt down and bowed their heads, only Huang Tianlin stood out from the crowd, like the emperor giving orders, watching the funny performance.

"Don't kneel!"

The husband fired a shot into the sky, stepped on the tires of the jeep, walked all the way to the roof, looked at the front coldly and said: "The emperor is gone, no one is worthy of your knees! Get up!"

"Thank you sir!"

The townspeople thanked them one after another, but they still used the feudal way.

This ironic scene was like a slap, lightly slapped on the county magistrate's face.

no pain

But it's embarrassing.

"Hahaha, I've heard for a long time that our county magistrate Gong Dewei is a hero who is valiant and skilled in combat. I saw you today..."

Huang Tianlin rode forward on a white horse, gave him a thumbs up, and praised him, "You really are domineering!"

"So it belongs to this Gong?" Chen Xi raised his eyebrows.

"It's not a hero."

Old Gong took a step forward indifferently, bent slightly on the front hood of the car, just half a head taller than Huang Tianlin, and said condescendingly: "However, I, Gong, have done a lot of things to punish rape and eliminate evil." of."

"it is good!"

Huang Tianlin clapped his hands together, as if he just spoke to his heart, and agreed: "In my life, Huang, the thing I hate the most is... wicked people!"

When he said the word "villain", he deliberately paused for half a second, as if he meant something.

"Heh, just like him, he still hates villains?"

Cheng Zi muttered in a low voice, curling her lips in disdain.

But at this moment, a miserable cry came from behind them.

"Brother! Brother Tie Zhu!!! Why did my brother die?!"

A man ran to the car and stared at one of the bodies in shock.

"Ah, Zhichao! What's wrong with you? My grandson..."

Another woman ran forward, knelt on the ground and wailed loudly.

the wicked,

It's time to play.

"Hey? Why did you die? Where is the murderer?" Huang Tianlin asked knowingly.

"The murderer is... is..."

Hu Tu hesitated for a moment, then pointed at Lao Gong and said, "It's there."

Lao Gong narrowed his eyes slightly.

"where?"

Huang Tianlin pretended not to see it.

"there!"

"where?"

"That's him."

"Who is he?"

"It's the county magistrate!"

"County head?!"

Huang Tianlin looked at Lao Gong in disbelief, and asked in feigned shock: "County magistrate, how could our county magistrate kill people? Killing people...but they will be shot!"

As the two sang together, the expressions of the crowd became more and more excited, and they were about to explode.

Li Tianxiu gave Chen Xi a look, and the latter understood immediately, and suddenly dragged out the dead peasant woman's body, knelt on the ground and howled excitedly.

"Grandma, granny! Why did you die so badly! You called me a little baby just now, but you disappeared in a blink of an eye! God damn murderer, you must die!!!"

Huang Tianlin: "?"

Brother Tie Zhu: "?"

Liang Zhichao's grandma: "?"

Chen Xi's cry was sincere, it was heartbreaking, and it silenced everyone present.

How long have you two met, why don't you just let it go and cry?
"Look, they shot and killed someone, and I shot him dead on the spot?" the husband smiled.

"This can't be regarded as a good person at all, how can you compare with my brother?!"

Brother Tie Zhu put away his tears and angrily stepped forward to question him.

"Do you dare to say that my little Tiantian is not human? I will tear you apart!" Chen Xi turned his head and glared at him.

"Little... Sweetie?"

The former couldn't help taking a step back, looking at the face of the old woman who had already blossomed, horror suddenly crept into his heart.

Be fierce or you are fierce, buddy.

"She... really can't be considered a human being." Hu Shuo said bravely.

"She has flesh and blood, why can't she be considered a human being?" Li Tianxiu asked back.

"They are cursed! They have lost their minds and will actively attack those who approach them! You killed a living person because of such a monster?!"

The old woman's tone was vainly excited, almost scolding.

"That's right! How can this walking dead be considered a human?!"

"They are no longer human!"

"They killed my son!"

The townspeople suddenly became extremely agitated, angrily accusing this cover-up behavior.

"Hey hey hey..."

"Hahaha……"

As if responding to what the townspeople said, the two peasant women tied up in the car suddenly laughed and danced an ugly dance.

Seeing this, the townspeople became even more excited.

"Look, it's still jumping!"

"Isn't this mocking us!"

"It's best to kill them all together!"

Chen Xi and Li Tianxiu frowned at the scene of the group's anger.

Judging from the reaction of the dead peasant woman, it is obvious that these strange people can communicate, and there may be a chance of rescue.

It's just that their relatives are not so willing to see this.

boom!
Li Tianxiu fired, suppressing the shouts of the crowd.

He spread his hand with a cold face, and there was a bullet in his palm: "You are wrong, she is alone!

Because before the Huang family shot, I was having a friendly exchange with her.

At that time, the bullet was only [-] centimeter away from my nose. If I hadn't dodged quickly, our county magistrate would have lost a good assistant. "

"You said you... hide quickly?" Huang Tianlin narrowed his eyes.

"That's right, I hid. The bullet was aimed at me, and the person he wanted to kill was actually me, so this woman is not only human."

Li Tianxiu lowered his voice, looked at Hu Tu indifferently and said, "She is still my benefactor."

　The thank you number is 9527 for the 5000-point starting coin, and the 100-point starting coin for the tentacle surprise attack on Hastur, thank you very much! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)