Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 88 Proposal to change the name to "Biography of the Great Emperor"

In the quiet room, elegant music is playing.

Place the cleaned tall glass on a small table, pour 200ml of black tea into it, then strike a match to light a candle, insert it on the frozen small cake, lightly wave it out, and throw it into the in the trash.

After doing this, Li Tianxiu switched the song that was playing, then picked up the wine glass, and leaned back with a smile on his face, like an emperor sitting on a golden throne.

"Baby bus."

"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself."

"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me."

"Baby Bus taught me the secrets of going to the bathroom. I can't wait until I have to go to the bathroom."

Children's songs full of childlike innocence sounded in the toilet, like a spell to summon the little magic fairy Lababa.

"When you go to the bathroom, you can't eat."

Li Tianxiu blew out the candles, cut off the cake with a knife, and put it in his mouth.

"When going to the toilet, save paper."

Li Tianxiu grabbed the toilet paper and arranged it as a white belt to welcome distinguished guests.

"When you go to the toilet, you can't play with toys."

Li Tianxiu held a fidget spinner in his hand, spinning it in circles at high speed.

"When you go to the toilet, you can't eat shit."

Li Tianxiu's expression froze, but he still didn't dare to move.

I don't know if it was because of his cowardice, a song passed, but there was no reaction around.

"What's the situation? Are you so demanding? Or are you ghosts still on weekends?"

Li Tianxiu took a sip of black tea in doubt, and sat on the golden toilet to think.

Sleep is required until 10:[-] at night, and the safety time is relatively short.

In the current data, the meaning of Pure Love God of War is unclear, and the only monsters that can be summoned during the day are Lababa, Little Demon Fairy and Pickled Cabbage Girl.

If Xiao Moxian can't summon it, then I can only try another...

But what Li Tianxiu didn't know was that when he failed to summon the Little Demon Fairy Lababa, the other people were not idle either.

……

"Ugh……"

A sigh came from the toilet, and the emperor walked in in a lack of mood.

After the battle last night, his self-esteem was severely damaged, causing him to not even go to the morning meeting, and he did not want to participate in the search for clues and the investigation of the cause of his death.

He just wants to be depressed by himself, and slowly rot and stink...

"Shh..."

As if he felt bored peeing, the emperor whistled on his own.

While urinating and urinating, his mood suddenly improved, and he started aiming and shooting again, trying to get the water into the mouth of the cartoon villain attached to the urinal.

As the game progressed, his expression gradually became cheerful.

At this moment, the surrounding light dimmed quietly, pulling the emperor into another space.

The tattered and thin figure of Lababa Xiaomoxian appeared behind him, trying to tie his limbs like last time.

"Ok?"

The Great Emperor felt something, turned around strangely, and urinated all over the former.

"what!!!"

The violent and masculine boy's urine, coupled with the scarlet force covering the whole body, made the emperor's urine like sulfuric acid, corroding Xiao Moxian's thigh into a faint red smoke, making her scream and jump out a big step.

"Who are you?"

Looking at the obviously inhuman guy in front of him, the emperor asked a naive question.

Seeing his fearless appearance, Lababa Xiao Moxian trembled with anger, and shouted loudly: "Put down the gun!"

"what?"

The emperor was slightly taken aback, then put on his trousers, realized belatedly, and said in shock: "Ah! You are the little demon fairy who pulls papa!"

"Hasn't anyone ever taught you that you can't play with toys when you go to the bathroom?" Lababa Xiaomoxian said with a gloomy face.

"Toy?"

The emperor was taken aback for a second, and then felt that he had been greatly insulted, and he hardened his fist all of a sudden.

I saw a sudden blur in front of my eyes, and my right hand, surrounded by a red whirlwind, appeared brazenly in front of Xiao Moxian.

Xiao Moxian's face showed horror, her eight arms had no time to defend, she was punched in the face, her whole body flew upside down, smashing the wall of the room!
"That's a weapon! Not a toy!"

With killing intent all over his body, the Great Emperor approached the little Moxian who was submerged in the gravel step by step.

At this moment, he forgot the pain of being knocked down harmlessly, he just wanted to kill this sightless guy!

Giggle...

Broken bricks slid down from the sides, revealing Xiao Moxian's black and white body.

Now his head was beaten askew, and his neck was folded to his back like a prop, looking even tattered than before.

But this is his home field, and with the continuous influx of black air around him, his body is also being repaired quickly, returning to its original appearance.

"Self-healing?"

Looking at the vision in front of him, the emperor also frowned.

Don't look at him as simple-minded, but before he entered the reincarnation space, he was a world fighter who won four consecutive championships.

If he hadn't encountered a big tsunami when he went out to sea at the end, he would still dominate the world's arena in the next few years.

He is a genius, has a natural intuition for combat, and is naturally aware of the difficulty of the enemy.

"Impolite guy."

Lababa Xiaomoxian was shocked, dozens of sharp strands of hair protruded from the back of his head, and shot towards the emperor like a spear.

These hairs are extremely sharp, and can freely manipulate the direction, and the angles are weird and tricky. After hitting, they can also parasitize, absorbing the opponent's physical strength for their own use.

The previous hidden killer in the shadow demon form was gradually eaten away by this vicious attack method, and eventually died of exhaustion.

The emperor's body is even bigger, and there are more flaws exposed, making it more difficult to defend.

Therefore, in Xiao Moxian's eyes, this big man will only die faster than the hidden killer.

"Crimson Touch!"

Facing the strands of hair attacking from all directions, two larger red giant hands extended out from the Emperor's hands, which were five times the size of Chen Xi's.

The huge hand disrupted the airflow in the space, quickly grabbed the hair from all directions, twisted them together, and flung them aside vigorously!
"what?!"

Before Xiao Moxian could be shocked, her body was lifted off the ground like a sandbag, and she was pulled by her hair to spin around the room with the Great Emperor as the center.

He hit the wall all the way, and the wall along the way cracked like foam, and a circle of pits was plowed out.

And his body was smashed to pieces, and he almost lost consciousness.

"what!"

Accompanied by a violent shout, the Great Emperor smashed Xiao Moxian to the ground in front of him, raised his foot towards the latter's face and stepped on it.

War Trample!

Boom!Boom!Boom!
Shocking crashes sounded continuously, Xiao Moxian's face had been trampled into a red sheet of paper, and the ground behind him was also covered with cracks.

However, the emperor's anger still persisted, and he rose up into the air with all his strength, and smashed down with his own weight.

Meteor drop!
boom!
This blow made the ground of the villa tremble.

The ground on the second floor was smashed through on the spot, and countless rubble fell chaotically, bringing one person and one ghost down to the first floor at the same time.

(End of this chapter)