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Chapter 93 The Great Emperor Forcibly Kissed the Little Demon Fairy (Two in One)

"receive!"

After pouring the dishes into the plate, Li Tianxiu covered the plate and suppressed the hot mist.

"What are you covering it for?"

The pickled cabbage prince who had been watching from the sidelines hurried forward, his face full of impatience.

"Let the taste simmer for a while."

Li Tianxiu turned his head, rinsed the cutting board with water, and put aside the foot wrap that had lost most of its strength, and reminded: "By the way, this stuff comes from an old Taoist immortal master. You should eat it according to your ability." .”

Prince Sauerkraut stared at this foot wrap not only because of the smell, but more importantly because of the Dao rhyme on it.

But there is a problem of mutual restraint between ghosts and Taoism after all, this guy is likely to eat himself to death.

"I know I know."

Prince Sauerkraut's eyes glowed, and he couldn't listen at all.

"Ok."

Li Tianxiu sighed helplessly, and then reminded: "Be careful of the flash."

"flash?"

Prince Sauerkraut didn't know why, and stared blankly at Li Tianxiu opening the cover of the dinner plate.

In the next second, steaming hot air gushed out from the gap, and streaks of golden light were like sharp swords piercing through the clouds, blinding the dog's eyes of the pickled cabbage prince.

"what!!!"

The pickled cabbage prince covered his eyes and rolled on the ground.

"[Glowing dishes]: Add a flash bomb to a perfect dish."

"The achievement has been achieved, you get 50 reincarnation points."

"Did you succeed?"

Li Tianxiu raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

It seems that this achievement system still has a lot of room for development.

The pickled cabbage prince didn't notice his moving hands and feet, and got up in embarrassment. He looked at the plate of sauerkraut beef in front of him like a pilgrimage, and said in shock: "Light! Why is it glowing?!"

"Because this is a plate of sparkling sauerkraut beef, which is rarer than ordinary sauerkraut beef." Li Tianxiu explained.

"Glittering... sauerkraut beef!"

The sauerkraut prince swallowed, impatiently picked up the chopsticks, added a piece of sauerkraut, and took a light bite.

"Ah! This is!!!"

One mouthful of sauerkraut, the sweet and sour taste made the pupils of the sauerkraut prince startled.

That feeling was like a dream, like being wrapped around his body by countless soft jade feet like pythons, leading him up into the sky.

And in the blossoming clouds, he seemed to see an immortal Taoist priest sitting on the top of the mountain.Daochang's beard fluttered with the breeze, carrying a holy and noble aloofness, his bare chest was strong and majestic, full of masculine beauty.

As if aware of his existence, the Taoist priest stretched his left arm upwards, as if calling for him to approach.

Prince Sauerkraft happily fell down, sitting on auspicious clouds surrounded by a group of legs, and stretched out his right hand to him in the same posture.

At that moment, he seemed to see the flame burning between the hands of the two, which was a kind of inheritance of the beauty god!

"too delicious!!!"

The Sauerkraut Prince let out a growl, and frantically picked up the dishes on the plate, even refusing to take a bite of the rice.

"Uh...well, your body is dissipating." Li Tianxiu kindly reminded.

It's just that the pickled cabbage prince didn't respond, his mind was completely immersed in the wonderful dao rhyme.

Before he knew it, a plate of hot sauerkraut was wiped out by him.

"Hiccup~~~"

The Sauerkraut Prince burped for a long time, and was about to speak, but found that his body was so light that he was already on the verge of dissipating.

"I reminded you, but you didn't stop." Li Tianxiu leaned against the wall and said.

"I……"

Recalling the scene just now, Prince Pickled Cabbage looked a little stunned, but soon came back to his senses, and smiled with relief: "Forget it, I heard the truth in the morning, and I will die in the evening."

He is a created character, but since the moment he was born, he has been controlled by the innate setting, and has an almost magical obsession with the legendary taste.

But in fact, the pickled cabbage prince himself has never really met the pickled cabbage girl, nor has he really tasted that kind of taste.

He was like a cursed starving ghost, tormented by unreal hunger all day long, but unable to satisfy the maddening desire.

But today...

He got it.

He finally knew what he had been chasing.

Even if that thing burned him all over, it was still not one ten-thousandth of the joy of fulfilling this wish.

As a result, bursts of light rose from the body of the Pickle Prince, which quickly dissipated until they disappeared completely.

Shake!

A chainsaw stained with blood also fell down, which was the bet promised by the pickled cabbage prince.

"Item Name: Evil Spirit Chainsaw."

"Quality: Rare."

"Features: cutting, cursing."

"Equipment requirements: 10 points of strength."

"Effect: 1. After charging for 0.5 seconds, cut the enemy, causing 40 points of mixed damage per second.

2. Soul Hunting Strike: Consume 50 health points to release a large-scale blood slash, causing 200 points of mixed damage, and the cooling time is 1 minute. "

"Remarks: The weapons used by Prince Pickled Cabbage have a price to pay due to their strong resentment."

"It's finally here..."

Picking up the chainsaw and looking at it in his hand, Li Tianxiu didn't put him in the backpack.

Although the offensiveness of this weapon is much better than that of the Umbrella Sword, it is not convenient enough and too ostentatious.

In addition, he already had two weapons, and the belt with more space would not be enough. It just so happened that Chen Yaxi was better at melee combat, so he could play tricks on him.

"The incident [Sauerkraut Girl] has been resolved."

"The achievement [Taste of Dreams] has been achieved, and 200 reincarnation points have been obtained."

"You get a [Battle of Courage]."

With the appearance of a series of notification sounds, the surrounding space is gradually turning into color.

Li Tianxiu picked up his things and walked outside.

……

"what……"

In Q's bedroom, Brother Xie is sitting by the bed and has just wrapped him up with a quick-acting hemostatic bandage.

"Okay, if you feel pain, I can give you an injection of anesthesia." He held up the sign.

"Huh... let's call, I don't want to move today." Q said with a pale face.

"What attacked you?" Blue Bird frowned.

"That...the Prince of Sauerkraut."

Q took a long breath of relief, and said with lingering fear: "That guy is terrifying! He can dodge my electromagnetic network at close range, and his agility is estimated to be more than 12 points. I was lying on the bed, and he manipulated the quilt to tie up my limbs. Then there is no way to resist.

What's more, I fell into a separate space after he appeared.

Just like a hidden killer, I can see you, but you can't hear me calling for help from inside. "

"12 points of agility..."

"Independent space..."

Listening to Q's dictation, both Admiral Wushuang and Blue Bird fell into deep thought.

The spirit body is immune to most physical damage, which is very difficult to deal with, and being dragged into another dimension means being alone and helpless.

If it were them, they wouldn't dare to say how confident they were.

"So why did he let you go? Who saved you?" asked the bishop.

"I don't know... When he was about to amputate my right leg, he suddenly said that he smelled something, and then went out. After a few minutes, he came back and told me that I could leave." Q also couldn't figure it out.

"He told you you could leave?" Caroline asked in surprise.

"It should be Li...Fulan or the Great Emperor. He said in the morning that he would try to see if the strange talk here can pass the level without injury. The Great Emperor said that he went to the bathroom before, and then I couldn't contact them." Chen Xi said.

"Toilet? When we came here just now, we heard a lot of movement along the way. After checking, we found that the toilet in the room was broken. Maybe this is the way they found to break the situation." The bishop thought.

"But they are inside, how did they destroy the outside?" Q asked puzzled.

When her leg was sawed off, the bed was destroyed, but after she came out, it was back to normal.

"Then they have to come out and ask again. As for now, we may help destroy other toilets so that the people inside don't run out of energy."

The bishop soon sensed the crisis of his companions and decided to take action.

"Let's go with me too."

The blue bird then stood up, ready to walk outside.

At this moment, there were slow footsteps outside the door, accompanied by the crisp sound of chainsaws colliding.

"he came!"

Q suddenly tensed up.

The others looked at each other and raised their weapons at the same time.

"Ok?"

As if sensing the killing intent inside, the people outside stopped.

In the next second, a slender and beautiful leg stretched out from the side of the door.

Q: "?"

Reincarnation: "?"

Seduction?
Is it some kind of ghost you haven't seen before?

"This leg...why does it look familiar?"

Brother Xi felt a little strange, subconsciously touched Q's other leg, and was slapped off by the latter angrily.

"Don't shoot, my own."

Seeing that he was not attacked immediately, Li Tianxiu reported his identity and appeared outside the door dragging a chainsaw.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where did your saw... come from? You killed that monster?" Q asked in surprise.

After all, Li Tianxiu was the group of people who went out to deal with his mother last night, so it's not too surprising that he can deal with the pickled cabbage prince.

But she was surprised that Li Tianxiu was not blushing or out of breath now, as if he had never fought?
The pickled cabbage prince can't be killed by him without any effort, can he?
Doesn't that make her look awkward?

"Ah, I did resolve the incident, but in a more peaceful way."

Because it was a cooperative copy, Li Tianxiu did not choose to hide it, and told them all about the process.

"You got the equipment from him?" Admiral Wushuang asked in surprise.

"Yes, but there is a bit of luck in it, and the conditions are relatively harsh.

In short, some ghosts here are sane. You can try to trade with them to get more points while ensuring that you will not be attacked.But try not to use deception, but equivalent substitution. "Li Tianxiu explained.

There is no setting of explosive rate in the mission world, and Prince Sauerkraut is a spirit body, and its crown and chainsaw are also formed through ideas, and the right to use can only be obtained temporarily through snatching.

This is the same as the underground rose in Goose City. It is a reward that matches the mission. If you have not completed the mission of the Wraith, you cannot bring it back to the space.

The main credit for the deal with Prince Pickled Cabbage lies in Zhang Tianshi's foot wrap.

First of all, this is a rare item in itself. Although it is not very practical, it is of great significance to Prince Pickled Cabbage. This will trigger the follow-up tasks and fix the rewards.

"One more thing, the Great Emperor is trapped by the Little Demon Fairy pulling Papa. The way to solve it should be to break all the toilets here. It is not so convenient for him to be inside. We can help him, and we may get a medal by the way. "Li Tianxiu said.

"Yes!"

"Makes sense!"

As soon as they heard about the rubbing task, everyone immediately became interested.

"I...I'll go too..."

Looking at his companions who left one after another, the disabled Q also took a stick as a crutch and embarked on the road to earn points.

So 2 minutes later, the rest of the toilets in the villa were set on fire by all the reincarnators, ushering in their end in a high-profile and dignified way.

"Ah! Why?! Why can't you go to the bathroom properly..."

Following the explosion of the last toilet, Lababa Xiaomoxian wailed while clutching his head.

At this time, its body was torn apart, the left side of the body was torn from the shoulder, its legs were weak, and only two hands could barely move.

And without the support of the power of rules, if he was beaten to death by the freak in front of him again, it would perish in this world.

"What are you talking about?"

The Great Emperor grabbed its head, twisted it with a smile, and said, "It's because of you that other people can't go to the bathroom properly."

"Heh... full of nonsense..."

Although he knew that he was about to die, Lababa Xiaomoxian still raised his head and glared at him resentfully.

"It's really stubborn..."

Seeing this unpleasant expression, the emperor clenched his fists irritably, and suddenly had a vengeful thought—you are going to die anyway, so it’s okay to help me achieve one more achievement, right?
So he grabbed Lababa Little Demon Fairy, and under the latter's terrified and loathing gaze, he suddenly kissed her!
"Uh! Uhhh!!!"

Xiao Moxian's eyes widened, and she pushed him away desperately.

But it was at the end of its strength, how could it fight against a monster like the Great Emperor? It had to watch helplessly as the yin energy on its body was quickly decomposed under the scorching of the Great Emperor's scarlet power, and its body shrank little by little.

Snapped!
Three seconds later, Xiao Moxian was released by the emperor, and knelt helplessly on the sewage.

"I...I'm not clean..."

Xiao Moxian's eyes were blank, and she subconsciously washed her mouth with sewage.

"Hahaha, remember Xiao Moxian! It's not someone else who took your first kiss away, but my great emperor!"

The emperor put his hips on his hips and laughed heartlessly, but he didn't notice that Xiao Moxian's movements suddenly stopped, and his eyes wavered a little.

"he……"

It looked at the emperor's sunny and bright expression, which was full of confusion.

Due to past mistakes, no one was willing to accept it, which led to its lingering resentment, and it became what it is today.

However, after being attacked and denied by himself, this person took the initiative to embrace and kiss it.

And that smile...

It looks like it comes from the heart, not faked.

"Am I... accepted?"

After a lot of self-guiding, Xiao Moxian also recovered from the shock, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

he eventually,
Died laughing.

"The achievement [I am more beast than beast] has been achieved, you have obtained 100 reincarnation points."

"Hahaha! It's done so easily, I really am a genius!"

Looking at the additional achievement rewards, the emperor laughed proudly.

he eventually,
Laughed and left.

　The content here is not easy to be out of context, so I posted it together with four thousand two.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)