Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 97

An hour later, Caroline was the first to finish her cleanup.

Hearts and Diamonds are very anxious, but they can't change their fate of 50% progress.

"What's the matter with you?"

The bishop walked up with a straight face and asked the question knowingly.

"She... the place she cleans is different from ours!"

The maid of hearts opened her hands to defend, her apron was stained with colored paint.

"That's right, you're biased...beep..."

The Cube Maid wiped her eyes sadly, dyeing her pale face iridescent.

"..."

Caroline looked at them speechlessly, walked to the side of the bishop, and stood quietly.

"Enough! What do you guys look like?" The bishop frowned.

"I am defending my legal rights!" Hongtao, a former lawyer, protested.

"Me, me too!" Cube echoed.

"Pfft..."

Caroline couldn't help but straightened her expression quickly, and said with a frown, "Master, I didn't expect them to have such a big opinion, or... I should take the initiative to withdraw from this competition?"

"You are so barbaric!"

The bishop looked at the two maids disappointedly, then pointed to Caroline: "Look at her again, how sensible is she?"

"She's green tea! Don't trust her!"

"She has been laughing at us just now, and she hasn't stopped at all!"

Hearts and Diamonds were dissatisfied and protested excitedly.

"I think of happy things." Caroline looked up at the sky.

"What happy thing?" Heart didn't believe it.

"I'm the first maid." Caroline hugged her chest.

Heart: "?"

Square: "?"

Face riding output, right?

"What are you unconvinced about?"

The bishop looked at the two with a blank expression, and said mercilessly: "Let's not talk about cleaning efficiency, from clothing, to etiquette, to temperament, to appearance, to figure. Which one of you can compare to Ka Lorraine's?"

"Cough cough."

Being attacked by such a wave of rainbow farts in vain, Caroline pursed her lips, but couldn't suppress the corners of her mouth that were raised.

after all,

Which woman doesn't like being praised by others?

"It's not fair, I demand a rematch!"

"I'm pretty too! Why can't I compare?!"

The two maids were about to explode, without any self-knowledge in their hearts.

"A rematch, right?"

The bishop smiled slightly, but did not continue to quarrel, and agreed to their opinions: "One of you will make me a cup of tea, whoever tastes the best will be the best maid."

"Extra game?"

Hearing the proposal for an extra match, the two were overjoyed at the same time, and ran to the kitchen immediately.

"Are you sure it's useful?" Caroline couldn't help frowning.

According to the settings of the two of them, they would probably make trouble unreasonably to death.

"Don't worry, I still need some catalysts, just pour me a glass of healing potion."

The bishop walked out of the corridor and looked in the direction of the kitchen.

Caroline was helpless and also walked out of the kitchen.

After a while, Hearts and Diamonds each brought a cup of tea, with perceptive smiles on their faces.

"Master, drink tea."

The two raised their cups at the same time, elbowing each other and pushing each other outward, both wanting to be the first test subjects.

However, judging from the froth in the cups in their hands, the two men's tea making skills are not much better than the Maid of Spades.

"It starts with you."

The bishop picked up the red liquid in Heart's hand, put it to his mouth and took a sip.

fishy!
It's like eating goat's internal organs raw, and a gunpowder-like spicy taste goes down the throat and rushes into the nasal cavity, making people feel dizzy.

But compared to the penance in the past, this pain is nothing.

The bishop closed his eyes without changing his face, took a deep breath, until the blood flowed from his nose and the corners of his eyes, then wiped it away with his fingers, and looked back at the maid of hearts.

"Is this what you gave your master to drink? Are you trying to kill me?" he asked rhetorically.

"No! Are you all right, young master?"

The maid of hearts wanted to help him wipe off the blood, but was stopped by the bishop with his hand, and said coldly: "Don't quibble, you let me down very much."

As he spoke, he picked up the cube maid's tea again, and under the latter's expectant gaze, he took a sip and went in.

"Cough cough..."

Just as the tea was in his mouth, the bishop coughed violently, and the muscles on his cheeks twitched violently.

Soon, white smoke came out of his throat, like ignited plastic, with several big holes melted out.

"Saruman!"

Caroline was taken aback and hurried forward to support him.

The bishop raised his hand tremblingly, and spit out a mouthful of black water mixed with blood into the tray in the hand of the square maid, and stared sharply at her eyes, the meaning of the warning was self-evident.

"Master, who harmed you?!"

The square maid Quan pretended not to see it, and wanted to come up to care with an innocent face.

The bishop also refused her, took Caroline's drink, put his hand on the hole in his throat, and drank it into his mouth.

This is the healing potion he asked Caroline to prepare in advance. Although it couldn't heal the corrupted wound immediately, it also prevented the loss of health.

After eliminating the negative state, the bishop wrapped a healing bandage around his neck, then picked up the cross on his chest, and prayed to himself silently.

As he chanted in his heart, the flesh and blood in his throat also throbbed and recovered quickly.

Like the Great Emperor and Li Tianxiu, he also obtained inheritance in the grand ceremony of Shinrikyo, and his body was greatly strengthened.

The mere melting of the trachea could not kill him at all.

"Okay, now let me explain the conclusion."

After recovering for 15 minutes, Bishop was able to make a sound.

He looked at the two maids with cold eyes, and said hoarsely: "Whether it's appearance, cleanliness, or the current tea making, none of you can win, and you almost killed me..."

"Master, it's none of our business."

"Could it be that your body is too weak?"

"Yes, even if our tea doesn't taste good, isn't there anything wrong with you?"

The two maids were still quibbling, unwilling to admit their problems at all.

"Apologize to me and get the hell out."

The bishop paused, leaning against the railing expressionlessly, and looked at them: "Or let me go to my mother to evaluate, and let her ask you to leave? You choose yourself."

According to the setting of the story, the four maids are the kind who must firmly believe that they are innocent no matter what mistakes they have made.Until the enemy's IQ is brought to the same level as his own, and then use his rich mentally handicapped experience to take down the opponent's existence.

It's useless to reason with fools.

Only a fist that is strong enough can make a fool reason with you calmly.

However, the use of violence will attract the mother, so the only way to break the situation is her.

The mother regards the reincarnation as a child, if she knows that her child drank their poison and almost died, there is no need to say anything about the ending of the two.

So, they were quickly discouraged.

"Young master, I'm sorry, we were wrong."

"Please don't tell mom, I will apologize to you..."

Out of fear for their mother, the two maids begged for mercy.

"apologize?"

The bishop held out his hand unceremoniously.

This is a rule deduced from the incident of Li Tianxiu.

Conscious monsters can be traded, so can blackmail.

The two maids wanted to cry without tears, Heart took off the necklace around her neck, Square took off the ring in her hand and handed it to the bishop, only then was forgiven, and disappeared in embarrassment.

"The event [Hardworking Villa Maid] has been completed."

"The achievement [I am not used to you] has been achieved, and I have obtained 200 reincarnation points." (Bishop)

"The achievement [First Maid] has been achieved, and 200 reincarnation points have been obtained." (Caroline)
"You get a [Battle of Courage]."

"Have collected three [Chapter of Courage], and it will be automatically transformed into [Chapter of Chariot]." (Bishop)

"I have collected three [Chapter of Courage], and it will be automatically converted into [Chapter of White Horse]." (Caroline)
"Why am I a horse?" Caroline asked with a question mark on her face.

Contacting Li Tianxiu's knight card, she felt offended.

"It probably comes from chess. The horse is a flexible chess piece."

The bishop said without thinking, and threw the necklace to her.

"Oh oh..."

Caroline took the things with an embarrassed expression, but suddenly remembered something, and suddenly asked mysteriously: "What you just said...is it true?"

"Ah? It's just a guess. Is there any problem?" The bishop looked at her puzzled.

Whether it is the Chapter of the Knight or the Chapter of the Chariot, no matter where it comes from, it seems that there is nothing to worry about.

"Ah...that's okay, it's okay..."

Caroline looked away guiltily, clasped her hands in front of her.

For some reason, she felt that it was good to make some changes every once in a while.

　Thanks to Wanmilan and Mingming Lava for their 1500-point rewards, and brothers for their monthly support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)