Siheyuan diet for men and women

Chapter 48 My Chicken.
Seeing that Xu Damao stopped shouting, everyone in the courtyard fell silent and looked at him.

Li Xuewu turned to Xu Damao and asked: "Where do you care where the chicken came from? Your family lost the chicken, and the people of the whole country can't eat chicken tonight?"

Xu Damao wanted to explain but couldn't explain it: "I".

I couldn't explain it myself, so I had to look for help from the third master who always took advantage of me.

The third master coughed and said to Silly Zhu: "Silly Zhu, if Xu Damao wants to know, just tell him, he is selfless and generous."

Seeing that Li Xuewu was backing him, He Yuzhu made up a lie: "I bought it at the vegetable market".

The third uncle held his sleeves, and the old god asked on the ground: "Which vegetable market is it, is it the Dongdan vegetable market or the Chaoyang vegetable market?"

This is digging a hole for Sha Zhu, and it limits the scope of Sha Zhu's nonsense.

Li Xuewu looked at the third master playfully, why don't you say that scholars don't use knives to kill people.

He Yuzhu stared and continued to talk nonsense: "Chaoyang vegetable market."

The third master thought he had caught you, and said with certainty: "This is wrong, even if you take a bus from our place to the Chaoyang vegetable market, the fastest round trip will take four to ten minutes, not counting your purchase. When do you get off work when you kill chickens?"

Qin Huairu listened nervously to Shazhu's defense, not only wanted Shazhu to admit to stealing chickens when asked, but also didn't want to lose this "big brother".

I was secretly worried that Silly Zhu would fall into the pit, but there was no way to remind him.

Silly Zhu was speechless when asked, what to say, he said he didn't steal it, the stick is over, he said he was wronged by stealing it.

Xu Damao and his wife were secretly proud of themselves.

At this time, the second uncle took the opportunity to put a bigger pot on Sha Zhu, and said provocatively: "There may be another possibility, that is, the chicken in this casserole is not from Xu Damao's family. Don't you all know that? Shazhu is the cook in the cafeteria of our third rolling mill, maybe he was brought back from this cafeteria by Shazhu.”

These words sounded like helping Shazhu out of the siege, but in fact they confirmed that Shazhu was charged with a bigger crime. There was a chief of the security department listening to him.

Of course He Yuzhu was unwilling to take on this responsibility.

"Hey, hey, don't talk about that. It's okay to steal a chicken from him. Stealing a chicken from the factory is called stealing public property. I won't hold a meeting here. The whole factory will hold a criticism meeting. Stop talking about it."

The third master said in a strange way: "Well, what should I say, you leave a net bag after get off work every day, and put a lunch box in the net bag, what is in the lunch box."

You can control it or not!
The third uncle's family has long been envious of this. Every time I see Qin Huairu taking Shazhu's lunch box home, and hear Qin Huairu's three children bragging, they have been patient for a long time.

But, you can't go to Shazhu's house to rob Qin Huairu, the name is not right, every time I hear Huaihua say this is delicious, that is delicious, the third master feels like he lost [-] million.

The third master's life creed is that if you don't pick up money when you go out, you will lose it.

Those who pick up dung pass through the door and have to poke it with their fingers to taste the saltiness.

Li Xuewu clicked on the table in front of the third master and said: "Third master, you say that Sha Zhu has no time to buy chickens, there must be something wrong, that is to say, you support the point of view that Sha Zhu stole chickens."

The third master nodded when he heard Li Xuewu's words, and said, "That's right, I can't tell where he came from, but he stole from Xu Damao."

Li Xuewu turned to Xu Damao and asked, "Is your chicken a rooster or a hen?"

Xu Damao said with certainty: "Of course it's a hen. It was given to me by the village cadre when I went to the Red Star Commune to show a movie. I still keep it for my daughter-in-law to milk."

Li Xuewu ignored his messy words and asked again: "Are you sure it's a hen?"

Xu Damao looked at Li Xuewu as if he was looking at a fool, but he didn't dare to say it out, and replied with certainty: "Sure"

Li Xuewu opened the lid of the casserole on the table, picked out the chicken's head from the bottom and asked Xu Damao, "Does your hen have combs?"

Now Xu Damao was dumbfounded, there was indeed a small cockscomb on the chicken head.

The chicken was obviously killed before it was fully grown, and Sha Zhu still put the chicken head in the cavity when he made it.

Lou Xiaoe stepped forward to take a look in disbelief.

Silly Zhu came to his senses at this moment, and smiled with his mouth open and his teeth bared: "Lou Xiao'e, you can't tell the difference between a rooster and a hen. It's no wonder that you have to lay eggs. Xu Damao is probably a hen who can't step on eggs." "

"You bastard!"

Lou Xiao'e blushed at this moment and scolded silly Zhu.

Half of this blush is because my family has wronged someone, and the other half is because I can't have a child.

But Lou Xiao'e was raised by her aunt and wife since she was a child, and she doesn't know how to swear. This sentence was learned from Xu Damao, and she said it only when she was in a hurry.

Silly Zhu was so complacent, he didn't care about Lou Xiaoe's scolding, he just looked at Qin Huairu and smiled.

Qin Huairu was also very happy to see Sha Zhu landing smoothly at this moment, because the meal ticket was saved.

Li Xuewu glared at Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu restrained himself a little.

Leaving Shazhu alone, Li Xuewu said to the second uncle again: "You said that Shazhu's chickens came from a rolling mill. Do you have any evidence? It's okay. If you say it today, I will arrest him."

Hearing this, Silly Zhu was dumbfounded.

Fuck, brother, you are crazy!

I am one of my own!

Me, I'm a fool!

The second uncle was also a little confused, when did my three uncles use evidence to settle the case? Once the three of them came out, Xiao Xiao felt ashamed and would definitely bow his head and admit his guilt and accept punishment.

Seeing that the second uncle was silent, Li Xuewu ordered the enamel tea mug awarded by the rolling mill and said, "You are an old comrade, and you have to be responsible for what you say. You live in the same courtyard, how can you say that about He Yuzhu? "

The third master is an elementary school teacher and doesn't work in a steel rolling mill. Naturally, he is not afraid of Li Xuewu, and asked, "Then where did he get his daily lunch box?"

"You can control you? Are you a teacher or a policeman?"

"I am the third master in this courtyard"

Li Xuewu's merciless words embarrassing the third master, he wanted to say a few words, but he couldn't say anything, he only emphasized his own identity.

Li Xuewu looked at Yan Laokou, who was dissatisfied, and said to Silly Zhu: "He Yuzhu, did you hear that, after coming back from get off work every day, go to the third master's house and report what you brought and what you ate today?"

Silly Zhu also knows how to laugh, so he smiled and agreed with his teeth bared: "Understood, I will go to the third master's house to report first when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night."

The third master rolled his eyes angrily when the two of them sang together.

Seeing that Li Xuewu calmed down the second and third masters with a few words and a few words, and even relieved the silly Zhu, Xu Damao was dumbfounded.
"Chief Li, my chicken is gone!"

Depend on!Can you say that?
This solves the case of your wife having no children.

Li Xuewu patted the lid of the casserole and said, "You saw this pot too, it's not your chicken, shouldn't you say something when you rushed everyone out to make such a big scene?"

Xu Damao didn't react for a while, but the third master understood and pointed in the direction of Sha Zhu.

Only then did Xu Damao come to his senses, and said to Sha Zhu with some embarrassment and reluctance: "That... I wronged you, I'm sorry"

Silly Zhu smiled and wanted to say something sarcastic, but when he saw Li Xuewu staring at him, he quickly put away his hippie smile and said with a correct attitude: "It's also because of me. I live in the front and back yards, so I'm fine."

Seeing what Silly Zhu said, Xu Damao looked at Li Xuewu again: "My chicken"

　There is one more
　　
　
(End of this chapter)