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Chapter 134 I, a native of the motherland, am a good person
Looking at the tumbling Hongsha that day, those people in the distance couldn't help but stop and watch, their eyes full of shock, the power of a general has reached this level, this... What is the difference between this and ghosts and gods?
"There are such fierce generals in the world!"

Yuan Shao stood on the head of the village, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his heart was itchy like a kitten scratching its paws. In this troubled world, a peerless warrior is much better than a peerless beauty.

Like this fierce general, I am afraid that only Yan Liangwenchou, whom he wants to recruit, can resist.

"The current military commander is really getting more and more incredible~"

Yuan Shao looked down at his palm, there was a faint gleam on it, this is his recently awakened innate talent, as long as he uses it, he can attract talented people, I thought it was a great magic skill, only he has awakened .

But today, when I saw Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei, they all seemed to have awakened their innate skills, which were as powerful as gods and demons, and suddenly felt that their innate skills were bleak and colorless.

"I, the fourth generation and third son of the Yuan family, have countless disciples. I was born to be the master. I only need to control the generals and civil servants. So what about those mud-legged people who are talented and powerful?"

Yuan Shao held it tightly, and he secretly felt his desire for Lu Bu and the others. As long as he defeated them, he could upgrade his innate skills.

beat them all!

I, Yuan Shao, will be able to honor my ancestors and be among the top three!

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[Congratulations on joining the Small World chat group, let's chat happily! 】

"What?"

Black-robed pickets.

The motherlander was giving an enthusiastic speech among the crowd, when suddenly a voice sounded in his mind, which made him look dull.

"What chat group?"

"Could it be a trick of superpowers?"

Standing there, the native frowned slightly, touched his chest with a few hands, and walked around there, taking advantage of it openly.

"My God! Look at his big muscles! Must be stronger than my husband!"

Seeing the intoxicated expression of the old fat woman in front of him, the native man almost vomited, but in the public, he could only suppress the urge to directly burn the old fat woman to death, with a kind smile on his face, "Ah Ah, I usually exercise hard, just to protect peace."

The people from the motherland forcefully smiled, gestured with both hands, followed them to pose for a few pictures, and then waved their hands. In the eyes of everyone exclaiming, they flew straight up, straight into the sky, and returned to the high-rise building. top.

As soon as he entered the room, his complexion became incomparably stern, and he pointed his middle finger at the crowd below, cursing fiercely, "fuck! Old fat pig!"

"Hey, Homelander! You have a document to sign!"

At this time, a woman dressed in black secretary came over slowly, her posture was very enchanting, "This month you have participated in seven speeches, shot six short videos, worked for a total of thirteen days, and the calculated salary is a total of one thousand 3 million..."

The woman was still nagging, "Hurry up and sign it, I still have to go through the process to avoid tax legally, the people in the tax bureau are simply vampires..."

"I'm pissed right now! I don't want to sign these things!"

"Why are you still acting like a child?"

The woman was a little helpless, put the document on the table, leaned up slowly, touched the motherlander's chest with her small hand, gave an ambiguous look, and then squatted down skillfully and slowly.

People from the motherland: (￣△￣)
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Three hours later, the man from the motherland calmed down his restless mood. He crossed his legs, leaned on the chair, and looked at the small world chat group in front of him.

A chat box that can be projected in front of your eyes looks like a technological product, but it feels like a superpower.

Is it true or not?
The native of the motherland immediately got up and walked towards the R&D department. For things like this, he directly asked Vault about the matter, and they would solve it for him.

Before he got there, he ran into a panicked locomotive on the corridor, with blood on his body, "Boss, I killed a woman on the road just now, and it seems that someone took a picture of it."

"fuck!"

The motherlander was furious in an instant, and he grabbed the locomotive's neck fiercely with his arm, and smashed him into the wall.

With that ferocious face and those red pupils like devil's eyes, the locomotive was so frightened that it trembled.

The people of the motherland have always regarded the Super Seven as their own possession. As a popular traffic and the focus of the whole world, the Super Seven will never allow any stains!
That idiot locomotive not only killed someone, but he was filmed, bastard!If it was put on the Internet, the designation would cause a huge sensation, and it would definitely cause trouble for the Super Seven.

Thinking of this, the eyes of the motherlander turned scarlet, and anger spread in his heart. He wished he could just shoot the locomotive, this idiot with his head on his ass!
The speed is so fast, wouldn't it be enough to just snatch all the mobile phones of those passers-by? !

idiot!

"Keep him!" Putting a hand on the shoulder of the motherlander, the person who came was Hei Hei, she glanced at the locomotive lightly, "There is still room for turning around this matter, as long as the locomotive sincerely apologizes, If we spend more money, this matter can be suppressed, and it will not be good if you kill him."

The motherland thought for a while, turned into a locomotive and put it down, and said with a cold face, "Six hours, if I don't see your apology before dark, or the reversal of news and public opinion, I will personally turn your head into a 720 degrees, stuff it into your chrysanthemum!"

He walked away slowly with a cold expression on his face, and walked straight into the gate. The R&D personnel inside were ready, and after a series of blood tests and analysis...

"Sorry, Mr. Motherlander, your body is extremely healthy, and you haven't noticed any drug ingredients of hallucinogenic drugs, and there are no related lesions in your brain."

"The database does not record the data of people with hallucinations."

"People from the motherland, we suggest you go see a psychiatrist, maybe this is his psychological field, do you need an appointment in the afternoon?"

The people from the motherland didn't pay attention to them, but turned around and left, the whole person was lost in thought, and the whole soul entered the chat group, looking at the weird functions in it, and the weird QQ shop.

"Recharge members, recharge Q coins, and speed up your practice? It's useless."

"Technology products? These are useless."

"The weird devil fruit can make people have superpowers?"

The eyes of the native of the motherland suddenly brightened, and he continued to look down, and suddenly saw a strange QQ shop.

"This QQ shop only provides one service, and you only need 99 Q coins to recognize me as a father!"

What?

People from the motherland are buzzing, spending money to find someone to be a father, you are more from the motherland than I am from the motherland!
He unceremoniously clicked into the homepage, wanting to see who was so arrogant, his mind and soul suddenly changed, and he came to a starry sky full of nothingness.

He saw an indescribably ten thousand zhang mountain standing in front of the people of the motherland. He raised his head with difficulty, and suddenly found that the ten thousand zhang high mountain looked familiar.

How does it look like a toe...

"The wandering little broken ball, race starry sky protoss, height 10 miles, weight [-] million tons, gender can be male or female, can be your father or mother, only [-] Q coins! "

The people of the motherland fell into silence, sorry to disturb you!

(End of this chapter)