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Chapter 79 The Unscientific Shop With Strong Bald Head

【Small shop with strong bald head】

Products sold:
1. Spider headgear: a spider-striped hat, which can shoot spider silk and webs as you like when worn on the head. It has a strong stickiness, can restrain ten tons of heavy objects, and can shuttle between tall buildings.

2. Mosquito helmet: A mosquito-shaped helmet that can fly freely when worn on the head. The height limit is 100 meters.

3. Steel Armor: A rechargeable armor made of steel, which can last for six hours when worn on the body, can be used for close combat, and can provide ten tons of strength.

4. Charming perfume: Spraying perfume can increase the favorability of animals and make animals very obsessed without causing harm.

5. Dragonfly headgear: A dragonfly-shaped hat, worn on the head, can have a dragonfly-like reaction speed and viewing angle.

6. Pet collar: put the collar on the pet's head, you can forcefully control its thoughts, and you will get a caring and cute pet who is loyal, never demolishes the house, never bites people, never defecates anywhere, and can be masturbated at any time .

7. Bald Lion: A bionic leather case that imitates a lion. Wearing it on the body can simulate a lion, which will not be recognized by animals. It can also breathe fire from its mouth. It has extremely strong defense and lethality, but there is no hair on the head.

8. Tracker: ultra-long-distance tracking, no need to charge, excellent invisibility, made of special materials, will not be detected, will not be interfered with signals.

9. Smart alarm clock: Set the time, once you don't wake up, the alarm clock will automatically find the target, beat the host, wake up every time, very spiritual.

10. Who is the bear blowtorch: a customizable version, as long as the bear is sprayed, the bear can be controlled synchronously, and a special version can be customized. Currently, there is only the bear version.

11. Flea shoes: Flea-style shoes have a strong bouncing power after wearing them, and can reach hundreds of times the distance of ordinary people. You can control them as you like, and the distance and height are controlled by yourself.

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Looking at these unscientific props, Luo Ji's brain was buzzing, and he subconsciously shouted, "Unscientific!"

Not only him, but even the world's top scientists standing behind him were buzzing, scratching their ears and cheeks, arguing with each other, their faces were red, and they couldn't talk, and the scene was extremely chaotic for a while.

The spider silk can be produced in a laboratory, which is very scientific.

But why is it designed as a headgear?
What?Can you spray whatever you want while wearing a hood?Spray wherever you want, no need to adjust the direction, just follow your mind?
Is your mother scientific? !
Is this reasonable? !
What the hell is that mosquito helmet?

Wear it on your head and you can fly...

When Western Newton came, he would call him an expert. Does your family have no gravity?
Is this anti-gravity? ?

What about energy for flight? ?
That dragonfly headgear makes people have a dragonfly-like reaction speed, super wide viewing angle...

How do you make the brain change the sensory system by default?

This is not something that consciousness can do!
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Facing the lively scene like a noisy vegetable market, Luo Ji couldn't help rubbing his face with both hands, God, if possible, I'd rather face the three-body problem!

"Is it possible that there is a deviation in the technological development of the world called Bald Qiang, which is completely different from ours? After all, the development of civilization is always biased."

"I think this explanation is more reasonable. The development of human science and technology has a short period of time, and most of them serve the lethality of war. Most of their technology is related to animals, and they should be researched on animals."

"I think we should try our best to win over Bald Qiang! This is definitely a top-notch super scientist with rich knowledge!"

"What do you use to attract? His small shop can stock hundreds of top-level technological props, compared to ours, we have no advantage..."

Suddenly Luo Ji's eyelids twitched, and he said quietly, "Maybe I know how to win over the bald head~"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at him in unison. What kind of precious bargaining chips could win over such a top scientist?
Luo Ji hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "Actually, in his world, Bald Qiang is a lumberjack who earns money by logging wood. We can exchange wood for technology..."

Bald Qiang is a lumberjack?
Such a top scientist is a lumberjack?

The human elites present were all buzzing, and they all looked at each other there, until an old man turned pale and shouted while clutching his heart.

"Medicine... medicine..."

"It's time to save someone!"

"Hurry up and send it to the No.1 civilian hospital in New York City!"

"..."

"Three-body! It must be the conspiracy of the three-body people! How could such a great scientist be a lumberjack?!"

At this time, a line of words flashed on the screen in front of everyone.

"I am the highest executive of the Trisolarans. Sorry, this matter has nothing to do with us. Mr. Luo Ji, can you ask if their civilization has the technology to improve the planet, thank you."

Ever since Luo Ji uttered the godlike incantation, Trisolaris and the earth have entered the honeymoon era. Although there is a threat of civilization, the difference is too far away. The journey of hundreds of years made them give up some things.

Especially when Luo Ji got a contact with a higher level of civilization, and it was suspected to be a friendly civilization, which made the Trisolarans extremely envious, and tears of envy almost flowed down.

"I can ask."

Luo Ji nodded solemnly.

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Zhao Jie is also paying attention to Bald Qiang's QQ store at this time. He feels that these props are simply weird and full of various unscientific, but their functions are still very powerful.

There are even some machines whose functions have surpassed those of the original works, becoming more perfect and more reasonable.

He found out why.

[Congratulations to the group member Bald Qiang for completing the task of destiny, Bald Qiang got a chance to draw a super power, and the power draw is in progress...]

【Congratulations, you have obtained A-level super-powered mechanical affinity. 】

[Mechanical Affinity: You are born with incredible control over machinery, you are the god of machinery born, under the transformation of your hands, the machinery will have incredible magic, and everything will be reasonable. 】

【Remarks: Don't worry, go and transform it according to your heart, I will hold Newton Einstein's coffin board for you! 】

This guy's luck is so good, his destiny is a little low, and he can still draw A-level superpowers?

Zhao Jie couldn't help being a little surprised, it's like winning the first prize in a lottery ticket, it's really too difficult.

Oh, no...

The probability of winning the first prize by buying a lottery ticket is even smaller. After all, that thing can be changed at any time, making countless masters who can predict the future impoverished. It is too difficult.

Don't ask him why he is so clear. When he first got the life simulator, he spent a lot of time at the lottery station, but he didn't win even once. In the end, he had to sacrifice his appearance and cuteness to get the initial capital from his seniors and start stock trading. The road to riches.

A bitter entrepreneurial history...

Money is really hard to earn...

After working hard for more than half a year, he only made 20 billion. He bought the bottom in Food Street, but he was reversed and got caught in the big a. He lost hundreds of dollars. He was so distressed at that time!

Alas, the bitter past~

(End of this chapter)