my causal simulator

Chapter 294

After the shock, there was a moment of silence all around.

The people present are all educated people. If everyone swears at others, it will be like "only recognize the clothes but not the people".

On weekdays, everyone is used to talking about each other. Suddenly meeting such a top-notch person, I really feel a bit like a scholar meeting a soldier, and I can't explain why. When someone is so popular and wants to scold a few words of "Bi Qi Niang Zhi", all of them I'm afraid this idiot won't understand, and if I play the piano and scold the cow, I really can't reply for a while...

Cai Jing always reacted faster, and at this moment he suddenly burst out laughing: "I only know what kind of knowledge this Lin Chong has to be able to win the heavenly family, but I don't think he is such an idiot full of vulgar words. , this kind of pickled person, the dog can't spit out ivory, so you don't care."

As he said that, he smiled and looked at Zhao Heng next to him: "Prince Ding, since he is about to enter the East Palace, he needs to guard against the villainous courtiers around him. It is better for King Ding to stay away from such ignorant people. Humiliated the family style of Tianjia..."

Zhao Heng knew Lin Chong's skills, his speech, and his purpose.

After all, Cai Jing is already a veteran of the court, and now he has been prime minister for the third time. The minions of the court are all over the world, and his position in the cultural circle of the Song Dynasty is very important...

Don't think that the current Cai Jing is already the Song thief that everyone in the world shouts and beats. In fact, during the four years of Zhenghe, Cai Jing's reputation is far from being so bad because of the magical manipulation of his sons, especially In the circle of Confucian literati, with his good calligraphy and articles, Cai Jing at this time can be regarded as one of the literary giants of the time, and he is the object of admiration and admiration of countless scholars.

Therefore, if there is no real evidence and ironclad evidence, just rely on Zhao Heng and Lin Chong to say that he conspired against him, then he will be killed. All kinds of attacks from Confucianism, every mouthful of scholars, the saliva can directly drown you.

Therefore, killing Tong Guan is of course a top priority, using force, but killing Cai Jing, although it can be postponed, must use wisdom.

That's what Lin Shuhang is doing now: irritating him, drawing a clear line with him, and making him Cai Jing see clearly that as long as Zhao Hengzhen becomes the prince and supervises the country, then Cai Jing will definitely have a bad life, and he will even die without a burial. land!

Only by creating such a strong contrast can Cai Jing strengthen his determination to mutiny, and even make more preparations in advance in Bianjing, and when Tong Guan dies, all these "preparations" will be his conspiracy The evidence of treason will be solid at that time, and killing him, Cai Jing, is like killing a chicken, and it will be a matter of course.

Zhao Heng knew this very well, so not only Lin Chong wanted to act, but Zhao Heng also had to act along with him.

At this time, after hearing Cai Jingzhi's words, he smiled slightly, and cupped his hands at Cai Jing, but after all, he was not as embarrassed as Lin Shuhang, so he could only say politely: "Mr. People are close to gentlemen, Zhao Heng has always remembered the teachings of saints since he was a child, so he has always kept a distance from villains, but after seeing Lin Taibao, he deeply felt that he was the pillar of the country, and getting closer to him was in line with the words of saints."

Keeping a distance from villains since childhood... Isn't this talking about the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty?Although he, Zhao Heng, is not the eldest son of the emperor, he is neither loved by his father nor loved by his mother, and his studies are not outstanding among the princes. He lives cautiously on weekdays. Naturally, not many ministers will get close to him. Of course, this includes Cai Jing and the others. Cai party officials standing behind him.

Oh my god...he hasn't become a prince yet, yet he directly mocked Cai Dang.

But after all, it was what the crown prince said, and the other ministers did not dare to respond easily, but seeing that Cai Jing finally lost his face, he asked, "Ding Wang's intention, today's civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty, except for this Lin Chong, are all treacherous villains?"

Before Zhao Heng could answer, Lin Shuhang laughed and took over the conversation: "You said that you old man, His Royal Highness Ding Wang has already made his words so clear, but you still insist on breaking the casserole and asking the bottom line. disgrace?"

"Shut up!" Cai Jing finally couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded: "This old man doesn't talk to villagers who are full of dirty words!"

"Hahaha!" Lin Shuhang laughed loudly, and said loudly: "The sage said that the king is the fish and the people are the water, and he also said that the people can carry boats, but you old thief, as the prime minister of the court, said that he would not talk to the villagers. If you can’t even be sympathetic to the people’s feelings, and don’t even bother to communicate with the people, what are you doing?”

This is a bit preposterous. The so-called "people" in ancient times actually refers to the scholar class, but this kind of cognition is just a subconscious cognition, and it cannot be made public, otherwise the common people will not rebel against you?Lin Shuhang seized on Cai Jing's poor language and scolded him for disrespecting common people, but he really couldn't refute it.

For a while, he was at a loss for words, but fortunately, Yushi Zhongcheng Wang Fu came to his rescue, and said with a smile: "Lin Taibao actually knows about sages? Since Lin Taibao has read the books of sages, why would he be full of obscenities? Why not?" Plagiarizing other people's words, but claiming that you did it yourself, such a foul-mouthed, cock-crowding, dog-thief, don't talk about the sage's book in front of us, the words of the sage come out of your mouth, it is simply a kind of insult!"

After all, it was Wang Fu, with quick thinking, Cai Jing frowned when he heard it, and all the officials around applauded.

But Lin Shuhang said with a smile: "There are too many ghosts and ghosts in this world, so naturally we need to practice the ability to talk to people and talk to ghosts. I originally regarded Cai thief as a ghost, and what he said was of course nonsense, but if you don't want to think Cai A thief is a human being, so how about we accommodate you once and speak humanly?"

Seeing people talk about people, seeing ghosts talking nonsense, words that modern people hear are common and common, but they come from "Officials Appearance Notes" in the Qing Dynasty.

Although there is no beautiful vocabulary in the whole sentence, and even though there is not half a sentence quoted from the classics, it is the most incisive summary of Chinese officialdom culture. I think this sentence is so awesome.

And what's even more ingenious is that this sentence cleverly shifted the contradiction to Cai Jing alone. He, Lin Chong, scolded Cai Jing alone. You scumbag audiences just wash your ears and listen. Don't jump out. Get scolded together.

Sure enough, the surrounding area became much quieter.

"You thief who copied poems and stole words, you pig and dog-like thing, you can actually speak human language?" With Wang Fu's help before, Cai Jing had already come to his senses, regained some of Cai Xiang's state, and asked back with a sneer.

Lin Shuhang laughed loudly, pointed at Cai Jing unceremoniously, and said with a smile: "I originally thought that as the prime minister of the court and the pillar of the country, if you were accused of being a national traitor, you would feel ashamed and blame yourself. However, I never thought that you would follow the example of the people in the market and utter such vulgar words as 'like pigs and dogs'! And you are still at the feet of the emperor and before the court, so bold, arrogant and domineering, you are simply an arbitrarily minister! Dare to question Your Highness? I see your arrogance, why don't you simply follow the wind and skyrocket ninety thousand miles?"

Nine, ninety thousand miles... This man was so scolding that he was full of vulgar words just now, but now he is citing scriptures and dragging out the text. This is pointing at Cai Jing's nose and scolding him, 'Why don't you go to heaven'!

Also, saying 'like pigs and dogs' is vulgar, didn't you just curse people in front of this hall?How come you can scold, but the old man can't?

Cai Jing was stunned, very angry, and was about to refute, but he was in his sixties, and he couldn't talk like a young man.

A rebuttal was not ready yet, but Lin Chong was already cursing: "I have something to say, you just listen! You old thief was born in a prosperous age and grew up in peace and happiness. You were able to read and write, and you were supposed to serve the country and the people. , miss the grace of heaven, do a good job of local policies, but rack their brains to manage KitKat, first kneeling Junshi, then licking Zhang Dun, after many ups and downs in the officialdom, relying on shamelessness to ascend to the throne! After your Majesty ascended the throne, seeing that you have a wicked heart, I already reprimanded you, But relying on currying favor with the boy, accompanying a eunuch day and night, servilely and obsequiously, doing everything he can to flatter him, he was able to see the beauty of the sky again. Looking at your life, there is really no real talent or learning, all relying on heresy and tricks How dare you pretend to study the books of sages hard and pretend to be a disciple of sages? Open your old eyes and see the masters of the Confucius Temple. How dare you mention the words of sages!"

In the opening passage, Cai Jing knelt and licked Sima Guang, then Zhang Dun, and after Huizong was demoted, he knelt and licked Tong Guan to get the top three times. Clearly.

Since Cai Jing became the prime minister, if someone said that he relied on Song Huizong to get the position, he might not feel anything, but the most taboo thing in his life is that someone said that he relied on Sima Guang, Zhang Dun and Tong Guan. In the eyes of Cai Jing, who has been prime minister for three times at this moment, these three people are still a little behind him even at their peak, saying that he once knelt and licked them?Then how can you keep your face?

At this time, Cai Jing was trembling slightly with anger, and organized Bo to refute: "The old man has been upright all his life, serving the country and the people..."

"Stop it!" But Lin Shuhang would not give him a chance to refute... He didn't let him finish his sentence, but his voice was louder than yours, and his speech was faster than yours, so he just forced it.

But listen to Lin Shuhang continue to say.

"Your Majesty takes pity on your literary talent and re-enables it. But anyone who has a heart and appreciates His Majesty's kindness should reflect on his life's mistakes. From then on, he will assist the king and assist the country, and An Song will prosper Zhao. But after you took office, Cai thief, you made a name for yourself, Searching for people's fat and people's ointment, inventing flower and stone guides, birthday guides, and searching for the people to the extreme, making the people have no means of living, starving, and suffering from misery!"

"Inwardly, you lie to your superiors and inferiors. The so-called three thousand ropes, straight to the secret pavilion, five hundred crowns, and a pass sentence. You treat the official position of the court like a backyard fruit and vegetable. You can pick it if you want, and sell it if you want it! The upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked , What you have done has caused the rotten trees on the temple to be officials, and the beasts are eating the salary everywhere! The wolf-hearted people are raging in the court, and the servile people have taken over the government one after another, controlling the middle school, even His Majesty's imperial decree, as long as it is not good for you. Dare to block again and again, and even let your Majesty set up an heir, but you Cai Jing has the final say?! Is the world of the Great Song Dynasty the Zhao family's world or your Cai Jing's world?"

Cai Jing wanted to refute before, but Lin Shuhang spoke extremely fast, and every sentence was on his vital point, and he couldn't refute even half a sentence. Unsteady standing.

But Lin Shuhang didn't finish cursing, and continued: "If you are such a thief who kneels and licks eunuchs, harms the country and the people, a handsome man, and a bearded old thief, you will live sixty-seven in vain! If you don't make an inch of merit in your life, you will only form cliques for personal gain , Disaster the common people, and even regard the words of the Holy One as nothing, don’t you know that the world is willing to eat your flesh and drink your blood! I thought that you, an old thief, were half buried in the ground, and I was too lazy to waste words with you, but I didn’t think you would dare I have never seen such a shameless person who came to me and barked and said what a saint said!"

The brain in the realm of understanding the truth, the quick thinking is completely unmatched by ordinary people.

This temporary composition is completely compiled temporarily, but there is no pause in the whole article, and the speed of speech is extremely fast, just like Pingshu Allegro, let alone the time for people to interject, even for people to have no time to reflect on the words and sentences If you keep enough, you will be stunned by all the civil and military affairs in the court for a while, with your mouth wide open and your eyes wide open, there is no room for idleness in your mind.

And when the last sentence was blurted out, it was extremely sarcasm, although there was no infusion of spiritual energy, and it was never as dirty as before, but it seemed to contain a huge lethal impact, and Cai Jing Shocked by the scolding, he stumbled back a few steps.

He stretched out his hands to cover his heaving chest, Yuan Bei's fair face turned purple like a pig's liver, suddenly there was a 'poof' sound, and a mouthful of blood gushed out from his mouth.

"Cai Xiang! Cai Xiang!"

The surrounding ministers were only half-responsive, seeing Cai Jing spitting blood from anger and falling on his head, they were all startled, and rushed forward to help him.

Wang Fu was standing next to Cai Jing, and he was the first to support him, smoothing the vest for him, reminiscing about Lin Chong's words just now, his face seemed to care about Cai Jing, but his heart was already like a turbulent sea.

When he talked about Lin Chong with Cai Jing before, he thought he was a training envoy of the Third Division, a proper martial artist, and it is said that he was also a disciple of Zhou Tong, and he seemed to be the number one master among the younger generation in Bianjing. , but it was just a reckless man, and most of the "Sapphire Case" that came out of the palace was plagiarized, and it was only because of that weird elixir that he temporarily captured His Majesty's approval and trust.

I didn't expect that under this level of force, there is still such an eloquent and quick-witted literary talent as just now... After all, the whole article is written like just now, and the incident happened suddenly, which cannot be explained by "plagiarism"!
Such a person with both civil and military skills is already terrifying as an opponent!But even he was able to fawn on His Majesty to the point of walking with Zhao Heng, which can be described as the right time, place and people...

What kind of "reckless man" is this when he and Cai Jing discussed privately before?This is simply Raptors crossing the river!
"I, I..." Cai Jing was so angry that he rolled his eyes, and couldn't even finish a sentence.

The ministers over there were furious for a while, and only then did they react, and wanted to show it in front of Cai Jing.

"You bastard! You bastard! Before the court, how can you allow you, a thief, to spoil!"

"Dare to curse my Enxiang like this, the old man will fight with you!"

At this moment, there was someone who wanted to rush forward to fight Lin Shuhang, but in the next second...

"Um?!"

A pair of tiger eyes glanced coldly at the surrounding officials.

There is no need for too many words at all, just such a murderous look, it is only a matter of time to deter hundreds of forbidden troops, let alone these helpless civil servants?

That murderous look immediately made everyone realize that this is the instructor of the 80 imperial army, fighting with others?Looking for death, no...

Those who rushed to the front couldn't move forward or retreat immediately, even the raised hands couldn't be held up or put down, they just stood on the spot blankly.

Cursing and cursing, but not daring to hit, the dozens of ministers who had been aggressive before and ignored Lin Chong and Zhao Heng were like dozens of wooden sculptures, all of them were stunned there, and no one dared to move.

　I wanted to search the edict of Song Qinzong's killing of Cai Jing on the Internet, but I couldn't find it... The six thieves in the Northern Song Dynasty were killed by Qinzong in batches. It's too big, so naturally there is no criminal edict to point out their crimes, so it's hard for me∧∧, I have to scold Cai Jing politely, count his life, check the information and use words carefully, it's really not good easy……

　　
　
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