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Chapter 577 Jade Carving Master: Oops, I was given CPU by a little fat cat! 【Subscribe】

Chapter 577 Jade Carving Master: Oops, I was actually given CPU by a little fat cat! 【Subscribe】

Eating spring pancakes is an old custom in Beijing.

On the day of Lichun, steam some spring cakes, make some spring vegetables and eat them rolled up like this, and eat radishes. This is called biting spring in the words of the people in the capital. If you eat spring in your mouth, you will not be tired of spring.

Of course, this is just a good wish.

Not to mention eating radishes in the beginning of spring, even if you eat radishes every day, there will still be lack of spring.

As the weather gets warmer, it is easy to get tired. This is a natural law in the growth of the human body, and radish cannot cure it.

Seeing that Deng Lisong got along very happily with Dundun and took it around the studio, Lin Xu felt relieved and went to the kitchen with the aunt.

The outside of the kitchen looks unremarkable, just like the blue brick houses that are often seen in courtyards in the capital.

But step inside, and it's a totally modern kitchen.

There is a central island and a large pool in the middle. There are hoods and stoves on both sides. All kinds of kitchen utensils are available, not only Chinese, but also Western kitchen utensils for Western food.

But when I thought of meeting many people when I went to the Forbidden City, my expression was a little painful.

Lin Xu said:

Generally cooked meat, cooked egg yolk, dried quail, and desensitized milk or goat milk.

Well, I will play with it for a while in the afternoon and start sculpting. I must show the energy of the little guy. It would be a waste if I don’t refer to such an excellent model.

Think of toon as a small fish that is fried to a crispy texture, and it will taste very good when wrapped in a pancake.

"Meow~~~~~"

The feeling of being needed will definitely make him develop the work habit of combining work and rest.

"When you took the jade for me just now, why didn't you pay so much attention?"

"Mr. Deng is picky about his diet, so I usually try to adjust his diet to increase his appetite as much as possible."

Or even not working at all, and licking cats all day long.

Cai Sen, who had been hungry all morning, just sat down and picked up a piece of spring pancake:
"I went to Xiaochang Chen to eat the braised stew in the morning. I wasn't very hungry at first, but when I smelled the aroma of mixed vegetables and spring pancakes, my appetite suddenly came up."

Lin Xu shook his head:

He used to think that cats were cute, but he never really touched them.

Today, it was sent to Deng Lisong's home.

Because the mother cat will feel unsafe, it will drag the tired body to take the kitten out and resettle it to another place, but that environment is definitely not as safe as the delivery room.

Lick the kittens clean, and the mother cat will guide them to breastfeed.

For the piece of jade sent by Shen Guofu, he had already planned the general idea, but seeing Dundun today, everything was disrupted.

At this time, the eyes of the kitten are closed, and it only knows how to eat, and can’t even defecate. It has to let the mother cat lick its bottom to know how to defecate.

Put the delivery room in a relatively quiet warehouse, and put some broth in it, so that the cat can replenish its energy at any time.

For three days in a row, the mother cat has been guarding the child inside, not going anywhere.

Shen Jiayue ate the spring pancakes, thinking that for such delicious pancakes, she had to order a dozen or so pancakes first, but ended up eating five or six pancakes and the job was over.

I never thought that cats could be so cute and cute.

Dundun's intimacy made Shen Jiayue who was following beside her feel sour.

He picked up the piece of spring pancake that Cai Sen had torn off, randomly ordered some food and rolled it up, ready to fill his stomach and go to the studio to start work, but the spring pancake entrance, the fresh fragrance and the firmness of the pancake made the jade carving master stunned for a moment.

"Master Deng eats very little."

Prepare a meal of meat and goat milk, let the cat have a full meal, so that it will have the strength to give birth to a kitten, and by the way, open the spare disposable delivery room and lay a mat inside.

Dundun's cry brought Deng Lisong back to his senses.

After three days, when the kittens quickly doubled in weight and knew how to huddle together to keep warm, the female cat who had lost two circles of weight would come out of the delivery room to find food.

Taking advantage of this time, Lin Xu washed the green vegetables, and by the way, made a whole egg batter for fried toon leaves. This kind of batter will be more fragrant and crispy when used to fry toon leaves, and it will be more delicious when rolled into spring pancakes.

This process generally does not require human participation, but Deng Lisong's parents usually call a veterinarian to come over, and if they encounter dystocia, they have to help.

Deng Lisong ate several spring pancakes in succession, and drank a bowl of soup after eating, startling the nanny next to him.

Wash the shredded radishes with clean water to remove the strange smell in the radishes, and then mix well with seasonings such as salt, balsamic vinegar, soft white sugar, light soy sauce, and oyster sauce.

When frying, put some dried chili segments to increase the spicy taste of the dish, so that it is more enjoyable to eat the rolls in the spring pancakes.

This aunt is the nanny of the family. Every other week, when Deng Lisong is busy in the studio, she invites people from the housekeeping company to clean up.

"It didn't sell. The profit of spring cakes is not very high. Generally, when this dish is served, customers will only order dishes suitable for burritos, which will affect the overall profit, so they are not served."

It turned out to be a regular customer.

Deng Lisong said something to himself, and when he thought that he also had such a cute and fluffy pup, he felt relieved for a while.

With the addition of steamed sweet noodle sauce, shredded green onions, and cucumber strips, the ingredients for eating spring pancakes are basically ready.

After the meal, the nanny took the initiative to clean up the kitchen and thanked Lin Xu in a low voice. She also had a great time eating today. She never thought that simple spring pancakes would be so delicious.

Chinese toon is generally not used in the combination dish, but this ingredient can be wrapped in batter and deep-fried. The fried Chinese toon is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. It is called fried toon fish.

The nanny on the side said:

Normally, this jade carving master would never eat so many things.

Moreover, there are many people in the Forbidden City, even in the cultural relics restoration office, there are quite a few people who don't have the opportunity to spend time alone with the cats.

He nudged Deng Lisong who wanted to continue teasing Deng Lisong with his elbow:
"Don't be so busy, hurry up and eat, this kid Dundun is very sensible, he won't be on the table."

Eat spring pancakes are generally go to low-end restaurants.

It's the beginning of spring, you have to eat like this.

Now that there are already vegetables at home, Lin Xu said:
"I'll ask the people in the store to send some stewed pork. It's too late now. The quality of the ones sold on the street is not as good as that in my shop."

Soak the vermicelli in cold water, and Lin Xu focused on the small bundle of Chinese toon.

In short, one person and one cat got along very well, and Cai Sen, who was originally a soy sauce, also had a good time shooting.

When he was preparing lunch in the kitchen, a certain Sheniu cat was squatting next to a white jade ornament, posing for a group photo, while Cai Sen held up the Suha camera in his hand, and took several pictures in succession.

Coupled with the fragrant spring pancakes, it feels really enjoyable.

The definition of combined dishes is to welcome the spring and eat them with spring pancakes. This dish is paired with various stewed sauce meat and other dishes, and rolled with some sweet noodle sauce. It tastes delicious.

"I have eaten all the roasted chicken and sweet-skinned duck in your store. I was always greedy when I watched your show before, but I didn't want to deal with outsiders, so I entrusted my aunt to buy it."

After the shooting, he felt that it was not perfect, so he hurriedly changed to a fixed-focus lens, put on a few fill bald heads, and made up two more shots, and finally he was a little satisfied.

When Lin Xu heard this, he felt that Deng Lisong was suitable for raising a cat.

He saw that Deng Lisong had already fixed the piece of jade on the carving table, and was picking off the excess jade with a carving knife.

Stir-fry shredded pork, leeks, spinach, vermicelli and other ingredients together, and put a freshly spread egg pancake on top, so that the combined dishes are called combined dishes.

Originally, he planned to observe for a day before doing it.

Seeing his enthusiasm, Deng Lisong couldn't help saying:

many kinds of.

For people with social phobia, every time they deal with those colleagues of their parents, it is extremely painful. If the other party has nothing to do and talks about blind dates, it will be a crit.

It is said to be a nanny, but it is actually more of a housekeeper.

After the frying was finished, Lin Xu replaced the oil pan, dipped the Chinese toon leaves into the batter and deep-fried them until they were crispy, then took them out and put them on a plate, then took out the vermicelli and cut them into sections, and started to make stir-fried vegetables .

This is actually very simple, that is, fry all the dishes together.

Put these on the table one by one, and lunch begins.

Finally, spread a piece of golden egg pancake on top of the dish, and the spring pancake meal is complete.

After getting in touch with Dundun now, he thinks it would be nice to go back and adopt a kitten. Anyway, when the cats in the Forbidden City are about to give birth, they will go to the office with the cheek to eat, drink and go to the delivery room.

When a mother cat gives birth to a kitten, she will actively lick the mucus off the cat's body and eat the placenta—this is the main source of physical strength for the mother cat during childbirth.

The freshness of leeks, the freshness of spinach, the freshness of shredded pork, the strong aroma of smoked elbow, the toughness of pork head... all kinds of flavors and textures gather in the mouth.

If the female cat comes out, you can find it.

It was like this when we took a wedding photo last time. Everyone was eating the boxed lunches delivered by the store. At first, we were worried that Dundun would jump on the dining table and make trouble, but the little guy didn't care at all.

Finally, add some Chinese toon leaves and chopsticks to mix the vegetables, roll them together like this, fold the bottom, and take such a big mouthful of the rolled spring pancakes, and you will feel very comfortable in an instant.

Then he boiled some hot water, poured it into the flour, first kneaded it into floes, and then kneaded it into dough.

He raised his hand and rubbed Dundun's head, held it in his arms, and began to explain the works displayed in the studio.

Flatten all the noodles, grease them with oil, stack them up, and roll them into pancakes with a rolling pin.

At the beginning, everyone was a little panicked when a cat with a big belly came in, but now, basically, there is a set of procedures.

The so-called combined dish is a dish eaten with spring pancakes, which is usually a must-eat on the day of Lichun.

Believe in his family's financial resources, ten lifetimes of petting cats would not be enough.

"Yes, every morning someone comes to deliver organic vegetables. Today they deliver Chinese toon, leek and spinach. What does Mr. Lin need? If there is not enough, I will send someone to deliver."

There are the newly sculpted generals of Zhenguo, models of wandering earth mining vehicles and assault vehicles sculpted following the trend, as well as anime characters such as Ultraman and Killer Wu Liuqi, as well as various ancient ornaments and accessories.

This type of restaurant has a large amount of food, and the spring pancakes are thick, and it is particularly enjoyable to eat when rolled.

After getting along for a whole morning, Deng Lisong and Lin Xu were quite familiar. He came to the living room with Dundun in his arms, and said with a smile:

I'm your mommy, how cold are you when you are so intimate with an outsider?Where is the fart?How did you become a licking dog, oh no, how did you become a licking cat?
But Dundun was very happy, making babbling sounds constantly, and curious questions in his mouth when he saw something he didn't understand.

There is nothing special about the dishes for eating spring pancakes. Basically, they are some stewed meat with bacon sauce and fried mixed vegetables. The style of the dishes is relatively free.

Tsk, organic vegetables, as soon as you hear the name, you know that they cannot be bought in the vegetable market.

For example, when you go to the Forbidden City, you often see some kittens, such as Papa, Ruyi and other royal cats named by netizens. Although they also bring some cat food to feed them, they dare not get close to them.

He took out his mobile phone and called Che Zai. After explaining, he began to prepare.

When Deng Lisong heard this, he felt even more cute. This little guy is much more obedient than ordinary brats.

The spring pancakes in Beijing are made of hot noodles. They taste soft and chewy. Although they are thin and transparent, they can be rolled into many ingredients and dishes.

After leaving the kitchen, Lin Xu walked through the long corridor to the outside of the studio.

Like an elf, every move is healing his fearful heart.

Such a wonderful cat must be shown in its best state, otherwise I will be sorry for my carving skills.

In the kitchen, Lin Xu got cold roast chicken, smoked elbow, pressed pork head meat and other marinated goods from Che Zai. The smoked elbow was brought from Building No. [-] before.

Trim the flowers and trees in the yard, wipe down the furniture and various decorations at home.

In fact, the preparation is also very simple. It is still early at the moment, and all that can be prepared is to soak some vermicelli, which is an indispensable ingredient for making mixed dishes.

He swiftly separated the spring pancakes, held one of the pancakes in the palm of his hand, nimbly picked up two slices of smoked elbow, dipped them in the sweet noodle sauce with shredded green onions, and spread them on the spring pancakes.

Lin Xu said:

After the female cat is full, she will take the initiative to drill in and give birth.

The reason is very simple, that is, the model is too perfect, and his condition is so good, he can't even forgive himself if he doesn't present the most perfect side of Dundun on the statue.

Drizzle with some chili oil at the end and it's delicious.

Deng Lisong has been learning jade carving since he was a child, and he is also very interested in this aspect. He often stays in the studio for a whole day, with all kinds of manual equipment and tools for rough processing.

This process is very fast, because the cake is relatively thin, and it is baked directly on the hot pan, so it takes less than 1 minute to put it in the pan, and it is basically cooked.

Cai Sen agreed and said:
"Yes, the dumb guy usually eats a lot. If he wants to raise a cat, I don't think he eats as much as a cat... Usually he shuts himself in the studio for a day at every turn. Today, he can play with Dundun for so long. It’s unbelievable to take the initiative to chat with you.”

After drinking the soup, he ate some spring pancakes with the roast chicken, wiped his mouth, and went to the studio with Dundun in his arms.

Upon hearing this, the nanny also became interested:
"Okay, when I'm not busy, I'll take Mr. Deng to eat in the restaurant once. If he stays like this for a long time, he will become more and more withdrawn in the future."

When the biscuits were ready, Lin Xu put the pan on and started to bake.

During this period, it is not allowed to open the tent to see the kittens.

So now that everyone has experience, they don't come to bother, they just put some food at the warehouse door.

Repairs that should be repaired, replacements that should be replaced.

The so-called delivery room is actually an opaque tent, which is not big, but it can bring a strong sense of security to the female cat. It is much more hygienic than hiding under the bed or in a corner to give birth.

In order to have a more springy atmosphere, Lin Xu also specially mixed some shredded carrots in his heart.

Knead the dough well and let it rise.

When the work started, I felt that the statue of Dundun might be the most perfect work since I entered the industry.

"You just save the file for a while, and you don't pursue details. What's the use of taking pictures so well? How good is it to take pictures of cats with this skill. Look at how cute Dundun is."

Flip it over and bake it for a while, then take it out of the pan and start to bake the next sheet.

"Mr. Deng usually doesn't eat this kind of dishes, especially oily dishes such as elbows and pig's heads. He usually doesn't touch them. Even if he eats roast duck, he just rolls a few duck cakes and eats it. Today, his appetite is over. A lot more than usual."

Basically, all dishes are tasted lightly, and can only sustain life.

After the noodles were relaxed, Lin Xu kneaded them and divided them into dough balls slightly larger than dumplings.

Cats are so cute, it's really good to take pictures with care.

Yummy, super delicious.

However, in high-end Chinese restaurants like Lin Kee, serving spring pancakes is not suitable. The only burrito dish that can be served is roast duck.

Lin Xu took off the elbow bones, cut them into slices together with the pork head and placed them on a plate, then removed the bones from the roast chicken, tore the removed meat into thin strips, and rolled them into spring pancakes later, which tasted delicious. very delicious.

You can't put oil in the fried spring cakes. When the cakes are cooked without oil, they can be put into the basket.

"This cake is delicious, does Lin Kee sell it?"

After the spring pancakes were ready, Lin Xu cooked a more appetizing hot and sour egg soup.

The thinner the spring pancakes, the better, so that more dishes can be rolled in, and the taste will be more delicious.

"If you want to eat spring pancakes today, do you have any dishes?"

When the two were talking, Dundun jumped off the table and rubbed Deng Lisong with his head, causing the jade carving master to swallow all the words he wanted to say.

"I don't know if there are cats suitable for adoption in the Forbidden City..."

He even ordered a lathe that can only be used for jade processing.

But now, Deng Lisong couldn't calm down because of his strong creative enthusiasm, and he didn't even want to eat.

"This is home-cooked food. One day you can take Master Deng to eat in our restaurant. Anyway, there are private rooms, so just sit and eat in the private room. Just let us know in advance, and no waiter will come in to disturb you."

Every time this happens, Deng Lisong will carefully explain the origin and significance of the ornaments.

Where is this going?

On a platform not far away, Dundun sat on it. He was more upright than the models hired by the Academy of Fine Arts, and his eyes were full of determination. Obviously, this was the image it wanted.

Cai Sen walked in and took a few photos, then whispered to Lin Xu:
"This cat is amazing. Even a professional model is not as cute and sensible as it is...Dumba Deng, you have to sculpt well. There is probably no other cat in the world with such a matching cat."

Deng Lisong, who hadn't realized that he was under the CPU, said:
"Don't worry, I will definitely show Dundun's most perfect posture!"

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