Don't pretend, I'm the God of Cooking and I'll showdown!

"I'll go, isn't this Boss Lin!"

When they first saw those words, netizens thought it was a child pretending to be aggressive, but when they saw the photos, everyone was stunned.

Good guy, when he was in the capital, others used to be Boss Lin's background board, but now back in his hometown, he, a rising culinary star, has become someone else's background board.

Soon, the accounts of several people were picked up.

"Haha, this is Chen Shaokang who was called home by netizens to do his homework last time, right?"

"The chubby one is Xiaoxun, and he appeared in Boss Lin's video."

"The girl's name is Stone Jasmine. The jasmine flower that grows on the stone gives people a strong and gentle feeling."

"What a cute kid. I remember they pretended to be with the proprietress when they made roasted whole lamb last time. I didn't expect that the proprietress didn't pretend today, but they came to be interested."

"Boss Lin's two background boards made people laugh out loud."

"It's just his cousin and cousin. If someone else writes a small composition like this, I'm afraid they will be hammered by Boss Lin's fans."

"I really envy the atmosphere of Boss Lin's house. Our family is not good. Every time relatives get together, they will tear each other up. All kinds of old millet and rotten sesame seeds go back and forth!"

"Then don't get together, relatives, if you get along, you will come and go, if you don't get along, you will break up."

"..."

These posts were only popular in the topic of Lin Kee's food at first, but netizens reposted them everywhere, making them popular all over the Internet, and some people directly put Lin Xu's photos in the news.

What kind of homecoming boy is actively starting a business, what kind of manual laborer does not need to feel inferior, what kind of person does not forget the feeling of hometown no matter how far he goes...

Anyway, there is a picture at the beginning, and the content depends entirely on editing.

Some people made it up to tease Lin Xu from his cousins, while some people really took it as news, and even those success masters even put Lin Xu's photo on their homepage:

"Because I didn't find the right direction in life, the young guy can only do physical work, and he is ridiculed by his relatives when he returns to his hometown. Students who don't want to have this kind of experience can click the link below to buy my course, and it is now on a [-]% discount... "

All of a sudden, all kinds of ghosts and monsters jumped out.

Especially those who sell courses, seeing their peers using Lin Xu's photos to fool netizens, they also followed closely.

In this way, the entire Internet became a mess, even more chaotic than Northwest Shanxi on the day Li Yunlong attacked Ping'an County.

In the kitchen, Lin Xu tasted a piece of roasted whole lamb, and said to Ni Yongtai and the others:
"Try it all. Remember to eat this lamb while it's hot. It's easy to get greasy when it's cold, and the skin on the outside is not crispy."

Ni Yongtai is preparing the dishes for the back kitchen. Now that the food is almost ready, the back kitchen has to pack up some dishes and come out for lunch.

After lunch, they had to hurry back to the racecourse to arrange the evening reception.

After eating two pieces of mutton, Lin Xu went out to talk to the relatives of the female guests for a while, and then went upstairs to prepare a toast at about the same time.

This kind of occasion can't come up too early, if you are not careful, you will be killed by them.

When everyone is almost drunk and ready to eat, it will be too late, say a few polite words, and then lightly punish yourself with a drink, and then sit down and eat something together, that's fine.

There are still things to do in the afternoon, so no one will drink anxiously with a glass of wine.

While eating, Lin Xu's cell phone rang. Seeing that it was Chen Yan calling, he left the private room and went outside, and then chose to answer:
"What's the matter, Miss Yan?"

"You made my brother-in-law angry, and now there are photos of you roasting lamb all over the Internet, even on the Australian News Network, there are news about the hard work of an East Asian disabled boy in Sydney, and we laughed so hard that tears came out."

Lin Xu was a little puzzled:

"what's the situation?"

He selected the speaker mode, minimized the call window, and then clicked on the webpage to look at it, only to find that it was a photo of the roast lamb just out of the oven, with all kinds of weird names.

Now there are even versions such as the return of the soldier king to roast mutton, and the return of the immortal emperor to do coolies. Netizens have a lot of brains, and there are various versions.

Lin Xu couldn't laugh or cry:

"This year's netizens have no sense of boundaries!"

"It's nothing to do with the netizens, it's your cousin's fault. It's nothing wrong with them not chatting online... How is it going to end now? But someone has already sold courses under your banner."

Lin Xu doesn't care if it's just teasing or something.

Now is the era of national entertainment. It is normal for netizens to tease their own photos, but if they want to use this to cheat, the nature will change.

He thought for a while and said:

"Tell Brother Feng, those who use my photos to sell courses will send lawyers' letters to sue one by one. This kind of thing will not be tolerated, especially those who take the lead. It's time for them to feel the iron fist of the law."

"What about the netizens?"

"Let me make a statement now. Let me talk about this matter. It's okay to joke around, but it's absolutely not okay to use it to sell lessons to make money."

He couldn't care less about eating right now, he hurried downstairs and found the group of instigators who made a hole in the sky.

"You guys are good at writing."

Sitting next to Chen Shaokang, Lin Xu reached out and grabbed a lamb rib and started to chew it.

The mutton on the three tables is the most on their side. After all, the living conditions of the boarding students are too harsh, so they finally come back, so everyone has to eat and drink well.

But now, Lin Xu feels that young people still have to suffer more.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a big mess.

Chen Shaokang said with a smile:

"Cousin, your popularity on the Internet is too high. The post I posted just now has tens of thousands of likes, and the number of fans is also skyrocketing. I feel that I can't be hungry even if I drop out of school and work on the self-media..."

Before he finished speaking, the second aunt slapped him on the head:

"You son of a bitch, do you still want to drop out of school?"

After Chen Yan hung up the phone, she called Shen Jiayue again. Now the whole family knew that this group of young men had caused trouble, and now the entire Internet was full of Lin Xu's photos.

The matching text is also messy.

The second aunt was already angry, but when she heard Chen Shaokang drop out of school, she immediately slapped her across the face.

You actually drop out of school and become a self-media, do you understand how the self-media operates?Is it a long-term solution to rub your cousin's heat every day?
Didn’t you see that the Internet has been discussing UP’s suspension of updates due to insufficient income these days?
Chen Shaokang looked aggrieved, and just about to speak, the second aunt said:
"You guys are spreading nonsense on the Internet. See how much trouble there is. Many people are swindling around with photos, and they will all be blamed on your cousin in the end."

These words are not alarmist, just take this opportunity to warn a few young people, don't mess around.

Lin Xu said:

"Auntie, you don't have to be so serious and scare them. I'll just make a statement about it. Don't be nervous."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and posted a message under his personal account:
"My cousins ​​are naughty, and they take my photo and post it randomly. Everyone is joking and entertaining, but also be careful not to be deceived by others. All those who use my photo to sell lessons are liars. Don't be fooled."

Soon, Feng Ge's law firm also issued a lawyer's statement, stating that it would pursue the legal responsibility of the relevant personnel, and Joy Media and Lin Kee Food also forwarded it.

Shen Jiayue said curiously:

"Is this movement too loud?"

Yan Lin is very clear about this, she ate a mouthful of roast lamb and said:

"It has to be like this, otherwise those people will become more rampant and will do anything for money."

Geng Lele on the side added:
"Sister Yue, you don't want brother Xu's photos to appear in plastic surgery hospitals and infertility advertisements, do you?"

When Shen Jiayue thought about that scene, her whole body trembled.

Well, it must be taken seriously, and criminals must not be allowed to succeed.

After this uproar, several young people also realized their mistakes.

If it were someone else, it would be fine for everyone to make jokes, but my cousin is a celebrity and is still very popular on the Internet, so it is really inappropriate to make fun of him like this.

It would be fine if Lin Xu took the comedian route, but he still works in Diaoyutai and Yanjing Hotel, so he has to pay attention to the impact on his image.

"Cousin, I'm sorry!"

"In the future, we will never post your photos indiscriminately again."

The little guys sincerely apologized, which was in sharp contrast to the high-spirited look just now.

Lin Xu smiled and said:

"It's okay, it's okay, eat quickly, the food will be cold later... By the way, what do you want to eat in the afternoon, I will make it for you."

Upon hearing this, Chen Shaokang became excited:
"Really? Cousin? You do what we eat?"

Seeing his excited look, Lin Xu was a little curious, this little cousin would not want to eat some time-consuming hard food, would he?

In that case, it will be troublesome.

But the words have been spoken, and it is not easy to go back on:
"Yes, as long as there are dishes on the market, I will cook whatever you want. Tell me, which dish are you going to eat?"

Chen Shaokang glanced at Xiaoxun and Lin Bin, and immediately said:

"Gong-bao-chicken-ding!"

Lin Xu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I was ready to make a full banquet for you, but this is the result?

It’s just a dish of Kung Pao Chicken, is it worth the fanfare?
Chen Shaokang said:
"Our school cafeteria has this dish, but there are very few diced chickens, which are full of diced cucumbers, diced carrots, corn kernels, etc., and the soup is watery, so I want to try your Kung Pao Chicken What will it taste like?"

Isn't this request too simple?
Lin Xu said:

"No problem, I'll do it for you this afternoon."

For other dishes, Lin Xu may have to work hard, but Kung Pao Chicken is a reward he just got, and it hasn't been warmed up yet, so he can cook this dish with his eyes closed.

Hearing the conversation here, Geng Lele moved over curiously:

"Brother Xu, do the Kung Pao Chicken in the school cafeteria like to put diced cucumbers? The Kung Pao Chicken in Tsinghua University also has diced cucumbers..."

Lin Xu smiled, took a pair of clean chopsticks from the side, picked up a piece of mutton and said while eating:

"Packing a dish can not only allow students to eat high-protein chicken, but also eat cucumbers to supplement vitamins. It is nutritious enough and can save costs. This is the consideration of the school cafeteria... but the thin soup with little water is the only one. No, this dish shouldn’t have a lot of soup.”

He finished gnawing the meat on the bone, and threw the bone into the trash can next to him:

"In the afternoon, I will make a genuine Kung Pao Chicken, so that you can experience the charm of this dish."

After finishing speaking, Lin Xu got up and went back to the kitchen, took out a piece of mutton with egg yolk baked in the oven, cut it into small cubes with a knife while it was hot, put it on the cat plate where Dundun eats, and put it outside to dry.

"Meow~~~~"

Dundun was originally sitting in the small car, basking in the sun and fell asleep. He smelled the fragrance, got up from the car, and then stumbled over, his eyes full of grievances.

You all think of Ben Meow when you are full. You really can’t stay in this house for a second!
The little guy let out a cry, with resentment written all over his face.

But when Lin Xu put the meat on the plate in front of it, the little baby who was losing his temper immediately turned into a clip sound, and his expression changed from angry to surprised.

"Well?"

It made a suspicious sound, leaned over and smelled it, then tentatively stuck out its tongue to taste it, then lowered its head and started cooking.

In the past, when cooking, the little guy would rub his head against Lin Xu to express his gratitude.

But today, it was so attracted by the delicious mutton that it couldn't move its head away, so it had to rub Lin Xu with its little butt, which was considered to have dealt with the thank you part.

After Dundun finished eating, the guests upstairs also finished eating and drinking.

Everyone went downstairs, chatted in the yard for a while, then got into the minibus and officially went to the racecourse to start the assessment work.

Yan Lin and Luo Shan immediately got into the car and followed. Both of them are shareholders of the racecourse, so they had to come forward.

"Honey, aren't you full yet?"

Shen Jiayue was satiated, saw Dundun licking the plate, walked over curiously, and asked him a question.

"Meow!"

Satisfied, the little guy washed his face with his front paws, and pulled off the sticky debris on the stubble, and then sat in the car, patting the steering wheel with his two front paws.

It is evident that he is now well fed and wants to play.

Shen Jiayue went to the house and took out the remote control, then drove the car out of the restaurant gate, and went outside.

I happened to meet a group of tourists who came in to play, and when they saw Dundun, they gathered around and took a group photo.

"Ha, little Dundun is just like a child."

"Looking at the smug little eyes, it looks really cute."

"Have a car, Dundun also has a car."

"Take a group photo together, the little baby is so cute."

Chen Shaokang and the others originally wanted to come and play, but they were arrested by Geng Lele. On the grounds of "offending my Brother Xu" and according to their learning ability, they each produced an examination paper, and even Shi Moli didn't let it go.

It just so happened that there was a printer in the visitor center office, so not long after, there were a few more worried candidates in the restaurant yard.

In the kitchen, Lin Xu cooked pieces of beef tendon into the pot, and then set up two pots to cook a few catties of pork tenderloin and a few catties of chicken breast respectively.

These are prepared for Chen Shaokang and the others.

They go home once every two weeks, bring other food without eating, share with their classmates, and it will bottom out in two or three days.

But this kind of shredded pork that can be used for bibimbap and noodles is different. This kind of meat is more durable and durable, so there is no need to worry about spoilage or deterioration.

In addition to three kinds of shredded pork, Lin Xu also prepared lard, chicken oil, and spicy oil made of soybean paste and peanuts to increase the appetite of his cousins ​​in all aspects.

The disadvantage of the school cafeteria is that there is not enough oil and water, and there is no shortage of vegetables, so as long as you bring some of these shredded pork fats that can be mixed with rice and vegetables, it is enough to increase the richness of the dishes.

When writing the test paper, Chen Shaokang smelled the fragrance from the kitchen, and asked Shi Moli in a low voice:

"What is cousin doing in the kitchen?"

Jasmine had just gone to the kitchen to finish her sweaty hot and sour soup, and replied:
"I made shredded pork and chili oil for us. My dad said that children from rich families don't get the same treatment as us. Cousin is so kind. I will study hard and go to Linji to work after graduation."

"I'll go too, I'll go too, and I'll be the executive chef then."

"Brother Xun, you can put it down, you can't even tell the difference between soy sauce and vinegar, and you're still the executive chef. At most, I'll let you be the front desk manager."

"Isn't it the same for you? You use red yeast rice noodles as chili powder, and you keep saying that the quality of the chili powder is too poor, and it doesn't taste spicy after putting so much..."

The cousins ​​were whispering, Geng Lele came over, looked at the test papers of several people, and said sadly:
"With your background, it's very difficult to get into Central Finance and Economics. If you can't get into Central Finance and Economics, how can you become a chef?"

Chen Shaokang raised his hand and said weakly:

"Sister Lele, my cousin's alma mater refuted the rumors, saying that there is no culinary major, so we don't have to work hard at the Central University of Finance and Economics."

"Really? Then you can take the Tsinghua University exam, it's quite simple."

Everyone: "..."

I feel that Central Finance and Economics is more reliable.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xu fished out the cooked meat and brought it outside. Seeing the dejected young people who hadn't written the papers, he knew that Geng Lele had hit him.

Although these students usually work very hard, when they face geniuses, they will be crushed invisibly.

In order to prevent the little ones from losing their fighting spirit, Lin Xu said:
"Wash your hands, come and help me tear the meat, learning is not accomplished overnight, don't be discouraged, Lele will finish all the courses from freshman to senior this year, and at the same time learn a few more foreign languages, if you can catch up From her thinking, Professor Cui may have to recruit a few more apprentices this time."

Hearing this, Chen Shaokang and the others were relieved of their frustration.

It's not that our army doesn't work hard, but there is a Gundam on the opposite side.

But Geng Lele also showed them the difference between a genius and an ordinary player.

For example, now, after Geng Lele finished reading the papers, he wandered off to find Dundun to play with. He had no intention of studying at all, just like a scumbag.

Everyone washed their hands carefully, then sat down, and began to tear the meat apart like Lin Xu, then tore it into strips, and finally tore it into filaments.

"It feels so relieved."

After tearing it apart, Xiaoxun thought it was fun, but the strips of meat he tore off couldn't help but be put into his mouth—he had already eaten several bites just now.

Chen Shaokang said:
"Brother Xun, you'd better stop eating. You won't be able to last until you go home next time, and you have to eat those boiled vegetables in the cafeteria."

Xiao Xun quibbled:
"I didn't do it on purpose. Besides, it's beef. It's so fragrant. Isn't it normal to tear it off and put it in your mouth..."

After finishing speaking, he put another piece of meat into his mouth, and chewed it. The more he ate, the more he felt that the meat was fragrant and delicious.

While busy with work, Shi Wenming came out of the kitchen, took off his apron, picked up his car keys from the kitchen windowsill, and asked Lin Xu:

"The food in the afternoon is not enough, I'm going to buy some more...Xiao Xu, do you have anything to add?"

Lin Xu thought of the kung pao chicken that his cousins ​​wanted to eat, so he said:

"Buy some chicken legs, and make Kung Pao Chicken for them in the afternoon. Buy more, so as not to eat enough."

"Okay, I will pick up a box when I come later."

After finishing speaking, Shi Wenming went out and drove away from the scenic spot.

On the other side, Dundun was sitting on the small car, and under Shen Jiayue's control, he was driving on the road in the scenic area. When he encountered a turn, the little guy subconsciously pulled the steering wheel.

"Dundun, where are you going? If you keep running like this, the battery will run out."

Shen Jiayue followed behind, seeing the remaining power of the toy car, she couldn't help reminding her.

Dundun raised his paw and pointed in the direction of the horse farm:

"Meow!!!"

I have a new car, I must show it off to my friends!

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