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Chapter 778 Brother777 Dundun: You actually invited me to be a witness?I wish Yan Baobao a happy wedding! 【Subscribe】

"Don't take pictures of the bride and groom for a while, just take pictures of these dishes."

When the bride and groom were about to enter the venue, Lin Xu was worried that Hao Qingfeng would capture Ren Jie in police uniform in the video, so he explained in advance.

"Okay, I'll try not to shoot."

After Hao Qingfeng finished speaking, he held up his camera and went to the side to film Dai Jianli cooking.

Lin Xu went to the yard behind the kitchen, hung out the roasted pig, first rinsed the skin with cold water, and then repeatedly pricked the skin with a nail board, so that the fat inside would flow out.

This step has to be done quickly. After finishing, you can put the roast pig into the pit, and then go to the wedding.

At this time, the carriage had already entered the park, and Dundun looked very imposing on the back of the carriage. Xiao Bai, who was strolling around the park, also ran over and happily ran behind the carriage.

This scene is very funny. Two tall horses run majestically in front, followed by a pony that has shrunk in all directions. The scene looks very fun.

While running, the second prince also chased after him, running happily beside Xiaobai, rubbing against Xiaobai from time to time, or making a "tweet" sound at Xiaobai.

That expression, that cry, are very similar to those who molested the mare before.

Not far away, several relatives looked at each other in dismay:

"Is this vicuna teasing this colt?"

"It should be, it's been tweeting non-stop."

"But...but this alpaca is also a male!"

Several relatives suddenly had the illusion that the CPU was burned dry.

And Xiaobai also neighed twice violently, and ran to the side. When the second prince saw it, he immediately shook his head coquettishly, and then followed.

Dundun watched the whole process: "!!!!!!!!!"

Ben Meow's three views have been severely impacted, it's time to wash my eyes with my aunt's wedding.

After walking around the park, the carriage finally stopped on the red carpet next to the wedding venue.

If it was a Chinese-style wedding, the in-laws would set off firecrackers around the wedding car in which the bride was riding, but today it was a Western-style wedding, and a horse-drawn carriage was used.

Shooting cannons rashly, I'm afraid it will scare the two Akhal Teke horses.

Ren Jie jumped out of the car, went around to the other side of the carriage, opened the door, and helped Chen Yan get out of the car carefully with both hands.

"Huh... Fortunately, I didn't wear high heels, otherwise it would be easy to sprain my heels when I got out of the car like this."

Chen Yan got out of the car carefully, and adjusted the hem of the skirt again. At this time, all the guests were basically seated, and the wedding was about to begin.

She glanced at the "surprise props" covered with red cloth on both sides of the wedding stage, with a look of satisfaction in her eyes.

There is actually a backup, Master Qi is really reliable in his work, he is indeed a man who can take Xiao Qiqi down.

And Ren Jie next to him also had a look of joy in his eyes.

Lin Xu deserves to be the one who made Lin Ji stronger and bigger from scratch. He does things beautifully. He also specially prepared an extra pancake oven. It looks so symmetrical.

He deserves to make a fortune.

Although they are about to enter the solemn wedding scene, the couple have their own thoughts.

Dundun on the back of the carriage watched this scene with joy, his eyes full of teasing auntie.

Just as she was enjoying herself, Shen Jiayue came over and hugged the little guy off the carriage:

"With such a big carriage, you have to lie on the backrest. What if you fall off? You're not good at all!"

"Meow~~~~~~"

Dundun yelled aggrievedly, but in exchange for more severe criticism from Mommy:
"What? You feel aggrieved by saying a few words, don't you? Do you think it's dangerous? If you accidentally fall and a car follows you, your life will be in danger. The last time I showed you "Humanity "A Collection of Unlucky Moments" Are you watching for nothing?"

Dundun: "..."

But I'm not human, and I won't be unlucky!
The little guy groaned aggrievedly, and was about to refute, Zeng Xiaoqi walked over with a microphone, the wedding was about to start, she said to Shen Jiayue:

"How about letting Dundun come on stage and say a few words later?"

"Okay, okay, no problem, it happens that my son is going to send blessings to my aunt and uncle, don't you think so, baby?"

Dundun cried out reluctantly, satisfying Mommy's desire to show off her baby.

At this time, Lin Xu came over after finishing his work, and carried Dundun to the position in front of the stage. In case the pancakes are overturned later, he can also participate in the rescue.

As for why you bring a pier, it is purely an insurance.

The wedding was carried out step by step according to the process planned yesterday, and relatives and friends also took it very seriously.

Chen Yuanyuan and Cai Sen sat together, but did not pay too much attention to the process, but glanced at the phone from time to time, paying close attention to the group news of Ziqiang Shengjian.

During the holiday, many netizens from other places came to the capital, and the business of Ziqiang Shengjian not only did not drop, but even increased a little. Several stores next to popular check-in spots even sold out of stuffing or drinks.

At this time, as the general manager, Chen Yuanyuan naturally did not dare to take it lightly.

At the wedding scene, when Ren Jie led Chen Yan's hand to the wedding stage, Cai Sen also quietly extended his hand, pretending to be nonchalant, and lightly touched Chen Yuanyuan's hand.

At first, Chen Yuanyuan didn't respond, she thought she agreed.

But when he was about to grab it, Chen Yuanyuan next to him asked curiously:
"What are you doing? Are you trying to steal my wallet?"

Cai Sen felt that it was quite exciting to hold hands in public, but Chen Yuanyuan's words almost scared him to pee, and said quickly:

"No, I just bumped into it by accident...why do you keep looking at your phone?"

"The store's business suddenly exploded, and I have to arrange for people in the delivery department to deliver the stuffing as soon as possible, so as not to be out of stock."

Her mind is full of her career, and she has no intention of thinking about her children's love at all.

This dedication also infected Cai Sen. He got up with his camera and started taking pictures around the stage, hoping to express himself in front of Chen Yuanyuan's family and relatives.

The atmosphere at the wedding scene was very lively. Ren Jie and Chen Yan were originally handsome men and women, plus Zeng Xiaoqi, the wedding host, made gags, and the guest seats burst into applause from time to time.

"As the saying goes, love doesn't know where it starts, and it goes deep. Many feelings are generated from a look, a word, or a certain item. Let the bride and groom exchange tokens of love."

Zeng Xiaoqi designed this link for a reason. At that time, Ren Jie bought Chen Yan a pair of canvas shoes, and made Chen Yan wear the cheapest pair of shoes in the past ten years.

She originally planned to start with the shoes.

But I didn't expect Chen Yan, who was dressed in a white wedding dress, to take a deep breath when he said this, and Ren Jie who was beside him also clenched his fist.

I'm going, what's the situation?
You two don't prepare gifts, are you preparing to wrestle on stage?
Just as surprised, Zeng Xiaoqi heard Chen Yan stammering:
"That...my token of love needs to be made on the spot."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yan walked to the side where the surprise props were covered with a red cloth, and Ren Jie also walked to the other side while recalling how to make pancakes and fruits.

The young couple were recalling the recipes of the food in their hearts, and did not pay attention to each other's movements.

Shen Guofu, who was sitting not far away, muttered curiously:

"What are Xiaoyan and Xiaojie doing?"

"I don't know, it seems to be doing something."

Soon, Chen Yan and Ren Jie tore off the red cloth.

But then, the two realized something was wrong.

Ren Jie found that the pancake oven in front of him had somehow been replaced by a small stall for cooking wonton noodles. There was a pot and rolling pin next to it, and there was reconciled dough on the chopping board.

Opposite him, Chen Yan stared at the pot of batter and pancakes in a daze.

This... this is different from what I expected.

Zeng Xiaoqi was also surprised, and really wanted to ask, did you two come to the wedding venue to set up a stall?
Looking at this scene, Shen Jiayue also completely remembered the surprise that brother-in-law Ren was going to prepare for Yan Bao, but she didn't expect that Yan Bao would also have to work hard.

Is this treating the wedding like a temple fair?
Only Dundun, with the posture of a successful prank, was happily rolling on the grass next to him.

Zeng Xiaoqi took a microphone and walked over to take a look:
"Wow, brother-in-law Ren has dough and a rolling pin here. Are you going to make hand-rolled noodles for Baby Yan?"

Ren Jie smiled wryly:
"I planned to make pancakes for her. When we met for the first time, I failed to make two pancakes for her..."

Just as he was talking, Chen Yan ran over with her skirt in hand, and saw supplies and ingredients such as dough, rolling pins, and pots for cooking noodles that Qi Siming had prepared in advance.

She glanced at Ren Jie with her eyes:
"Where is your batter...how dare you hide something from me, I will clean you up after the wedding!"

Ren Jie looked at Baobao Yan in disbelief, then at the dough on the chopping board, and asked in a low voice:
"Can you really make hand-rolled noodles? Or..."

"Go, go, don't interrupt my performance, just say yes, even if I make noodle soup later, you have to praise it, otherwise... hum!"

How dare Ren Jie say no, he nodded and agreed.

Qi Siming, who was not far away, also realized at this time that he and Lin Xu were about to break up, no wonder he always felt something was wrong.

And Lin Xu also understood, he rubbed Dundun's head, and whispered:
"Today is your aunt's big day, don't let her and uncle make a fool of themselves."

Dundun licked his paw calmly:

"Meow~~~~~"

With Ben Meow here, there will definitely be no problems!
The guests didn't know why, but they were very excited to see this:

"When people get married, they always exchange rings. I didn't expect this couple to take an unusual path and actually exchange food... But why pancakes and hand-rolled noodles?"

Shu Yun, who has a better understanding of the love history of the two, explained to everyone:
"During the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, Police Officer Ren set up a pancake stand for a disguised assessment. Yan Baobao went to buy pancakes. Officer Ren failed to make two of them. Yan Baobao recognized that he was a policeman handling the case, which led to the failure of the assessment. Now he does The pancakes should be to make up for the regret that Yan Baobao didn't eat pancakes at that time."

"Hey, it turns out there's still this stubble."

"I said why Xiaojie failed in the selection at that time. It turned out to be because of the fake assessment."

Among the guests were Ren Jie's comrades-in-arms and some colleagues from the police force, such as Sui Fusheng from the Haidian Detachment, who was wearing casual clothes at the moment and was sitting with his wife in the crowd of guests.

The two held a simple wedding during the Spring Festival, and now Lao Sui's daughter-in-law is more than four months pregnant.

Chen Meijuan looked at Shu Yun and asked:

"What happened to the hand-rolled noodles?"

"Yan Baobao bragged that she was the executive chef of Lam Kee Food, but later police officer Ren really came to the store to find her, and she brought a bowl of hand-rolled noodles from the back kitchen, saying that she made it herself. If you break it down, Chef Chen will become President Chen... She must have been thinking about it all the time, so she made up for this regret at the wedding."

From what it sounds like, the relationship between the young couple is quite touching.

Chen Meijuan smiled and said to Shen Guofang:

"Xiaoyan and Xiaojie can be regarded as happy friends who finally get married."

"It finally saves me and her dad some snacks."

Soon, Ren Jie started making pancakes, and Chen Yan also took off the lace gloves that came with the wedding dress, and started rolling noodles by hand with a rolling pin.

After Zeng Xiaoqi on the stage figured out what was going on, she felt that it was not appropriate to be silent at the moment, so she took the microphone and walked onto the stage again, intending to liven up the atmosphere.

"Taking advantage of the time when the bride and groom are discussing snacks, we warmly welcome the witnesses of this wedding—the little boy Dundun!"

When the guests in the audience heard that Dundun was going to play, they all cheered.

This cute and funny little cat is everyone's favorite. When they heard that he was a witness, everyone shouted Dundun's name.

And Dundun, who was rolling and messing around on the grass, looked at everyone with a look of surprise.

Witnesses?
I really want to feel it, but I am a cat!

As soon as Shen Jiayue, the baby-showing fanatic, heard that her son had a chance to show her face, she couldn't help but hugged it and sent it to the stage.

Dundun lay prone on the emcee's platform, and when he squatted down, he even straightened his bow tie with his paws. When the surrounding photographers saw this movement, they turned their cameras around in unison and started shooting.

"Hello Dundun, welcome to be the witness of this wedding."

"Meow~ Meow~~~~~~"

Dundun barked twice, as if to be polite to Zeng Xiaoqi.

"The bride and groom are busy making snacks now. As a witness, do you have anything to say?"

If you want to ask other questions, Dundun may not be able to do it, but if you want to let it talk, Village Chief Dun said that it is no problem to talk for two hours.

Facing the microphone, it began to babble. Judging from Qi Fan'er's movements, he is at least a 30-year-old branch secretary.

In the guest table, several members of the Cai family watched this scene in surprise.

They didn't know much about Dundun, they only knew that he was an Internet celebrity cat, and they never thought that the little guy could actually speak, and he looked like an old cadre.

Dude, is this cat a jerk?
Dundun was still screaming, Zeng Xiaoqi took the opportunity to say:

"You may not know much about cat language. I can help translate it. After all, as Dundun's aunt, I know a little bit about its cry."

She paused and began to translate:
"I wish my aunt and uncle a happy wedding, they will grow old together, and have a happy marriage for a hundred years... If the couple wants to be in love forever, they must be honest and not lie. For example, they must not falsely report their age. It is obvious that they are thirty on the ID card, but insist on saying eighteen. This is not right, if you have a child in the future, it will cause trouble for the child..."

Chen Yan who was busy rolling out the noodles: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you flat-chested monster, you actually mocked me insinuatingly, people with small breasts really have small hearts!
If it weren't for the wedding scene, I really want to hit you on the head with a rolling pin!

In the audience, Dou Wenjing, Shu Yun, Xiao Qing and others were all overjoyed. At the beginning, when Zeng Xiaoqi said that she wanted to translate, everyone felt strange.

Even Dundun's parents don't understand cat language, can you understand?
Didn't expect to be here waiting.

Reminiscent of what Chen Yan said mocking Zeng Xiaoqi in the morning, everyone made two decisions in unison:
[-]. Don't offend the master of ceremonies when you get married.

Second, I would rather spend money than let Xiao Qiqi be the master of ceremonies.

Good guy, this translation directly cut a big hole in the bride's heart. It can be said that one knife after another, a knife strikes a critical blow.

Dundun realized that Aunt Xiaoqi was using herself as a gunman. Instead of being angry, she flicked her tail and raised her voice several degrees, as if watching the excitement and not thinking it was a big deal.

If you want to talk about other things, we can't help you, but if you want to ridicule the aunt, that meow has to help the scene no matter what!
"Dundun said that when you have children, you can stop bluffing or bullying others. Now teenagers are resisting campus bullying, and adults should also resist bullying in the circle of aunts, especially using their physical advantages to attack the other party's body. Defective behavior must be resolutely stopped!"

Shu Yun covered his face:
"My mother, how much resentment has Xiao Qiqi accumulated?"

Dou Wenjing smiled:

"I have to ask Xiao Qing."

Xiao Qing immediately stated:
"I have never felt bad. Concentration is the essence. Compared with you, I have saved a lot of fabric for the country in my life. I am very proud!"

Shu Yun glanced at her and whispered:

"I heard that there is a very effective breast enhancement tip, do you want to try it?"

"Really? Say it quickly, I'll know why our baby Shu is the best, Mua~"

Chen Yan rolled out the dough, then quickly picked up the kitchen knife and cut the dough into thin noodles.

At this moment, the water on the stove next to her had already boiled, so she shook the noodles into the pot, brought an empty bowl, and put some scallion oil in the bottom of the bowl for making noodles with scallion oil.

This kind of fat contains condiments such as lard, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, salt, and sugar.

In other words, with scallion oil, there is no need to put other condiments.

This is a clever method Qi Siming thought of, which can prevent Chen Yan from being inexperienced in seasoning and causing the noodles to be too salty or too bland.

Soon, the water in the pot boiled.

Scoop a spoonful of boiling water into the scallion oil, let the scallion oil melt, and the scallion fragrance will come out.

Pour a spoonful of cold water into the pot to cool down the soup in the pot and prevent the noodles from being boiled.

When it boiled again, she took a large colander, took out the noodles in the pot, put a little water into the bowl, and sprinkled a pinch of chopped chives.

After finishing this, she walked to the stage with a bowl, and Ren Jie next to her also made a set of pancakes.

Now Dundun stopped talking, Zeng Xiaoqi stopped being a monster, and everyone looked at the young couple exchanging special tokens of love.

"This is the pancake fruit I promised you at the time. I made it for you today. You can try it."

"The hand-rolled noodles lied to you last time. I really made this bowl today... But if you dare to say that it is not delicious, I will be angry!"

"Delicious, absolutely delicious, the aroma makes my mouth water."

This morning, the two of them started to put on makeup early and didn't eat much, while Ren Jie was busy greeting classmates, colleagues, relatives and friends, and didn't even bother to eat.

So now I smell the smell of lard, and I am really greedy.

The two exchanged the delicacies in their hands, and began to eat in front of everyone.

Chen Yan took a bite of the pancake and said:
"Well, the taste is great, and the sauce is just right. Very good. Even if you lose your job in the future, you can still set up a stall to sell pancakes."

Ren Jie took a sip of the noodles and thought it was delicious, and said a lot of delicious words.

Shen Jiayue raised her mobile phone, took a picture of the warm scene at the wedding and sent it to Moments:

"Baby Yan, I wish you a happy wedding!"

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