Siheyuan: Start with a Truck Driver

Chapter 212
When passing by Banggen, Jia Zhang's body suddenly heard a sound like a landslide.

At the same time, a stench quickly spread to the surrounding area.

The nearest stick bears the brunt.

He almost fainted from the smell, clutching his nose, squatting on the ground and retching.

And Jia Zhangshi also stopped, half of his face was relieved, and the other half was embarrassment and embarrassment after incontinence.

Qin Huairu is younger than Jia Zhangshi, with quick legs and feet, and runs a little faster than Jia Zhangshi.

However, only a little bit.

When less than ten meters away from the hut, Qin Huairu also heard a loud noise.

Taupe fireworks bloomed in the trouser legs.

Qin Huairu was ashamed and angry, and then staggered into the hut with awkward steps.

However, she didn't realize that when she was exhaling just now, an unlucky child was standing behind her.

The hiccup that was almost lost in Qin Huairu's intestines was collapsed.

The unlucky child never thought that he would be attacked at the feet of the emperor.

He was stunned for a long time before he could react.

Rubbing the messy hair with one hand, covering his nose with the other, he burst into tears.

While crying, he called his mother and walked home.

"Mom, Aunt Jia's crotch is stretched, almost choked me to death, it stinks!"

The cry of a child is like a sharp knife, cutting through the silence of the cold night.

The lights of each house in the courtyard came on one after another.

"What, Aunt Jia? Isn't that Qin Huairu?"

"It's really shameful for such a big person to pull his pants down."

"Elbow, elbow, elbow, go watch the fun!"

Everyone who was about to go to sleep on the kang put on their clothes one after another, ready to eat melons.

As soon as he poked his head out of the room, he covered his mouth and nose and shrank back.

"What the hell, Jia's family has been attacked by shit again?"

……

Anyone who has ever had a stomachache knows one thing.

That is, no fart is to be trusted when it comes to tummy troubles.

Because once it's unleashed, there's a cascade of what follows, like a machine gun.

Jia Zhang is like this.

The first incontinence is like pulling the trigger.

boom! ! …boom! ! ! ...Puyi...puchi...

Obviously it's just exhaust, but it also emits a sense of rhythm.

Just like the middle-aged and elderly women of this era, Jia Zhang tied belts on the trousers.

Without the release of gas, the wide polyester pants swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In just a moment, Jia Zhang swelled beyond human appearance.

"What the fuck, the view of giants!"

Those who resisted the stench and rushed over were stunned.

It's been a long time since they've seen such a miracle.

One by one stood in a daze outside the middle courtyard, not daring to go forward.

At this time, Yan Bugui in the front yard was also alarmed.

There were too many melons tonight, and he didn't want to eat any more.

But thinking that as the uncle of the courtyard, he should always take responsibility.

He just put on his padded jacket, tucked his hands into his sleeves, and walked towards the middle courtyard.

But as soon as he stepped into the middle courtyard, he immediately shrank back.

"Da Sima said that if the situation is not right, I will retreat first. This wave is not about selling teammates, running away is to stop the loss!"

Yan Bugui turned his head and ran away.

I don't care to be this uncle!
The entire yard has been turned into a biochemical laboratory by Jia Zhang, and whoever enters will die.

But because of his lame legs, the stick was running slowly, and when Jia Zhang was released for the second time, he was fainted by smoke.

Jia Zhangshi was stunned at the same place, neither to leave nor not to leave.

She was afraid that if she left, all the things in the trouser legs would flow out.

But if you don't leave, after a while, I'm afraid you will be watched like a monkey.

In the backyard, Yi Zhonghai just lay down.

In the past two days, his injuries have almost healed.

He is old and young at heart, and he is about to hold Aunt Yi to accomplish something good.

Suddenly there was a thunderous noise outside, which scared Aunt Yi into thinking it was going to rain.

He quickly jumped off the kang, ready to collect his clothes.

However, after leaving the house, I realized that the sky was full of stars, and it didn't look like it was going to rain at all.

At this time, the sound came again, and Aunt Yi listened carefully, only to confirm that the sound came from the middle courtyard.

Hastily went back to the house and called Yi Zhonghai up.

"Old Yi, it seems that something happened in the middle court!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he immediately became excited.

Generally speaking.If there is any commotion in the middle court, it probably has something to do with He Yuzhu and Xu Damao.

But now Xu Damao has been taken away by the street police station.

Even if Sha Zhu wanted to make a fuss, he didn't laugh at it.

In this way, it is likely that the damn truck driver is causing trouble again!

Yi Zhonghai put on his coat and hurriedly walked towards the middle courtyard.

Before reaching the middle courtyard, he saw people hiding behind the wall.

"You people don't have any perspective on the big picture. Something happened to the middle court, and instead of helping, you actually hide here. It's really disappointing!"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head and criticized a few words, then straightened his collar, and continued to move forward under the admiring eyes of everyone.

As soon as he stepped into the yard, he smelled a stench, which almost made Yi Zhonghai spit out his dinner.

He wanted to retreat, but thought of what he had just said.

He only covered his mouth and nose, and walked forward against the stench.

After a while, he saw Jia Zhang who was in a daze.

Her obese back is still easy to recognize.

After all, apart from her, which other elderly people in this yard are not skinny? !

That is, she looks a little strange now.

The bulging trouser legs looked like elephant legs.

And the stench seemed to emanate from her body.

However, Yi Zhonghai's attention did not stay on Jia Zhang for long.

Because he found the stick that fell to the ground.

died? !
Yi Zhonghai was startled and almost cried.

He quickly ran forward and squatted down to check the condition of the stick.

After stretching out his hand and pushing twice, and shouting twice, there was no response at all.

Yi Zhonghai's eyes sparked with anger, he raised his head and asked Jia Zhang, "Damn old woman, what did you do to the stick?"

Originally, Jia Zhang felt a little guilty because he fainted from the stick.

Now that Yi Zhonghai dared to yell at her, he immediately became furious.

"Yi Zhonghai, BangJiao is my grandson, what I did to him is none of your business?

If you have time to mind your own business, why not go home and mind your daughter-in-law who can't lay eggs! "

At this time, Aunt Yi watched from not far away with everyone in order to avoid the biochemical weapon.

It sounds real.

Infertility has always been a pain in her heart.

Jia Zhang's words were like an awl, piercing into her heart, and stirred it a few times along the way.

How can Aunt Yi bear it?

Immediately, he walked out regardless of the danger of being fainted.

"Old and immortal, who are you scolding? I can't have children, but it's better than your family's children are all white-eyed wolves.

All day long, he knows how to lie on other people's bodies to suck blood, and even do some petty theft.

Why didn't you wake up last time in jail? "

Jiazhang has never been scolded by someone pointing his nose like this.

But in terms of words, Aunt Yi is not inferior to her.

The two quarreled a lot when they were young, and she never won a single one.

It's okay, but she still has a trick.

Squatting down, he was about to start rolling.

Probably because of being too excited, Jia Zhang even forgot his physical condition.

It's okay not to squat, but when the body squatted, the pants, which were already packed to the brim, were squeezed out of shape in an instant.

Some of the filth ran straight down the pant leg.

If she didn't die, her stomach hadn't felt better since just now.

Squatting is like a signal.

boom! ! …boom! ! ! ...Puyi...puchi...

A series of noises came from her again.

Both Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi were stunned and opened their mouths wide.

Looking at the dirt coming out of Jia Zhang's body, he even forgot to cover his mouth and nose.

The stench was directly sucked into the lungs by the two of them, and they began to vomit on the spot.

The stench of excrement mixed with the sour smell of vomit filled the courtyard.

The moon is red.

Inside the house, Wang Weidong tasted the brown sugar water, very grateful that he had fixed the door.

At the same time, he is also worried about the physical fitness of people in this era.

Just two altars of old phlegm sauerkraut made such a big commotion.

Incredible.

In later generations, people have already experienced half of the periodic table of elements.

Things like Sudan red, waste oil, clenbuterol, plasticizers, cadmium rice, "post-70s" pig's trotters, "post-80s" chicken wings... are all nothing to worry about.

As for instant noodles, Wang Weidong ate more than half of the truckload.

Thinking about it this way, the brown sugar water in the enamel tank seemed to taste a little wrong.

It is different from Wang Weidong's calmness.

In Silly Zhuwu, the brothers and sisters of the He family were discussing a sum of money from He Yushui.

He Yushui's gift money.

In this day and age, when rural people get married, they go to the city to pull a few feet of floral cloth, prepare a washbasin, a thermos, and light handles (that is, flashlights), and set up a banquet for five or sixty yuan.

In poverty-stricken areas, a bag of rice and a few catties of meat are considered bride price.

However, since ancient times, the residents of the capital city have had their own pride.

For a major event in life like marriage, it is still more particular.

Xiao Pian, a policeman from a good family background, sent 100 yuan in cash as a dowry.

With the bride price, it is natural to have a dowry.

He Yushui wants Shazhu to help prepare some quilts.

After all, when a woman gets married, her natal family does not have any dowry, so she will be looked down upon by her husband's family.

And Shazhu wanted to borrow the money to help Miss Qin who was in trouble.

Of course He Yushui disagreed.

If the money is borrowed, and you arrive at your in-law's house empty-handed, you will never be able to lift your head up for the rest of your life.

Seeing that there was no hope of borrowing money, Sha Zhu lost interest in talking to He Yushui.

He stood up, walked to the door, turned around and said, "You can handle the dowry by yourself, don't ask me again!"

Hearing this sentence, the expression on He Yushui's face obviously froze.

But she quickly adjusted and said with a smile: "I see, brother, go out and have a look, I seem to have heard sister Xiaoqin's shout just now."

Silly Zhu had also vaguely heard some sounds before, which seemed to be from Qin Huairu.

But with just that sound, he thought he had an auditory hallucination.

Hearing what He Yushui said now, he couldn't help but glared at He Yushui: "Don't say it earlier!"

At the same time, the quarrel between Aunt Yi and Mrs. Jia Zhang also came from here.

Silly Zhu didn't care to talk to He Yushui any more, so he quickly opened the door and rushed out.

However, within a few steps, he was overwhelmed by the strong stench in the yard.

Silly Zhu subconsciously wanted to return to the room, turned his head when he didn't want to, and saw the door was closed with a "bang".

And He Yushui's voice also came from inside the house.

"Brother, you'd better go and see Miss Qin, maybe something happened to her!"

Silly Zhu thought about it, so he gave up the idea of ​​returning, and walked forward despite the stench.

Not long after, they came to Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi who were vomiting.

"Ouch~ Master Yi, vomit~ what's wrong with you, vomit~"

"Call, call someone, send the stick to the hospital, he was fainted by Jia Zhang's smoke!" Yi Zhonghai suppressed retching, and said a complete sentence.

Silly Zhu did not act immediately after listening.

He looked at Jia Zhang who was pretending to be dead, and the disgusting dirt on the ground.

I couldn't hold back, and said, "Grandma Zhang, why are you pulling your crotch?"

The tone was obviously gloating, and in normal times, Jia Zhang must have pounced on her face to output

But the matter of pulling her crotch in public has completely shattered her face that was thicker than a city wall.

I can only curse Sha Zhu silently in my heart.

'Damn silly Zhu, bankrupt, old and no one to hold a pot, die! '

Silly Zhu made fun of it, curled his lips, picked up the stick from the ground and walked out.

Maybe because he remembered the anger he received in front of Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu being bullied by Jia Zhang, when he was about to walk to the front yard, Sha Zhu suddenly yelled loudly.

"Neighbors, neighbors, is there any man willing to come out to help, Granny Jia in the middle courtyard has stretched her crotch, and it's all over the place. If you don't deal with it, this yard can't treat people!"

When Jia Zhang, who was pretending to be dead, heard this, he rolled his eyes and passed out in a panic.

This time it was really dizzy.

It's just that the person passed out, but the body's physiological reaction did not stop because of this, but became more intense.

Yi Zhonghai, who was the closest, heard the sound of firecrackers, and his pants were swollen again after being blocked again.

A terrible thought suddenly flashed in my heart: Shouldn't it explode directly?
This thought made Yi Zhonghai tremble with fear.

He hurriedly dragged Aunt Yi away from Jia Zhang.

Also facing the predicament is Qin Huairu who has rushed into the hut.

The loud fart at the door made her gush into her crotch.

After finally reaching the latrine, the cotton pants were only half removed, and there was another series of crashing farts resounding through the sky.

Now, not only the pants, but also the two snow-white thighs were also dyed yellow.

It's just that her stomach was still very noisy at that time, Qin Huairu didn't have time to think about it, so she squatted on the pit with the help of the faint moonlight.

After a while of refreshment, Qin Huairu discovered a very serious problem.

With her current appearance, she couldn't go out at all.

This is embarrassing. Today is not like later generations, you can call for help.

The only thing left for her now is to wait for someone to come in.

However, at this moment, the air in the middle courtyard is filled with intoxicating fragrance, and no one can approach it at all.

Qin Huairu squatted in the toilet, her legs gradually trembling.

I don't know how long it took, Yan Bugui walked into the middle courtyard with Director Wang and a group of street office staff.

Everyone's face was covered with cloth scarves, seeing how they were ready for battle, it really seemed like they were dealing with biological and chemical weapons.

Originally, Yan Pugui had already run home, so he didn't want to meddle in this business.

He wished that the Jia family would be in bad luck!

It's just that as the uncle and the only uncle in the courtyard, if something happened to the courtyard, he would be seriously dereliction of duty.

After being rejected by everyone for help, Yan Bugui had no choice but to go to the sub-district office to ask Director Wang for help.

Director Wang is very conscientious, no matter how bad the Jia family's reputation is, after she heard about this, she brought people over immediately.

"Xiao Liu, Xiao Zhao, you two go fetch water and prepare to wash the floor."

"Xiao He, Xiao Qian, and Xiao Zheng, you carry her back to the house, Xiao Zheng, help her clean up and change her clothes."

The few people in front were fine, but the woman named Xiao Zheng turned bitter when she heard that she was asked to help Mrs. Jia change her clothes.

It's just disgusting, Xiao Zheng still didn't refute Director Wang, and followed two other male colleagues to carry Jia Zhang to Jia's house.

It's just that not long after the three of them entered, they ran out in a panic, as if there were poisonous snakes chasing and biting them.

Director Wang was instructing people to clean up the dirt on the ground. When he saw Xiao Zheng and the others running out, he asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Zheng gasped and said, "Director Wang, that room is really, really disgusting!"

"Huh? What's going on?"

"You go in and take a look."

Director Wang walked into Jia's house with doubts after listening.

After a while, like Xiao Zheng, she escaped in a hurry.

Heh, Jia Xudong eats the most sauerkraut in Laotan.

Jia's house has been reduced to a biochemical experiment site, with dirt all over the floor.

And Jia Xudong looked even more embarrassed.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang could still endure and ran out of the house.

But Jia Xudong could only lie on the bed, turning into a jet fighter.

(Well, Laotan sauerkraut noodles are delicious!)

(End of this chapter)