Siheyuan: Start with a Truck Driver

Looking at the Chinese cabbage, small cabbage, white radish, and carrot piled up in the big pot
Nanyi was silent.

There is nothing wrong with these green vegetables. The conditions are difficult these days, and many people eat these vegetables all year round.

The point is that now is the banquet.

Which family holds a banquet, and all the dishes provided to the guests are vegetarian dishes?
Shaolin Temple?

Nanyi felt that the work was not easy this time.

He took a deep breath and looked at Yan Bugui: "Third Lord, let's."

"Stop talking!"

Yan Bugui waved his hand to stop him.

Looking at the vegetables in front of him, he had a kind smile on his face: "These are all good things."

"Good stuff?" Nan Yi raised his eyebrows.

"Yes." Yan Bugui nodded and said: "Do you know, when I was young, there were wars and turmoil, and it was a good thing to be able to eat corn bread. Where have I eaten vegetables?"

After finishing speaking, he added: "Also, don't the higher-ups advocate diligence and frugality now! As the third master of the courtyard house, I should respond to the call from the higher-ups."

"But."

"There's nothing wrong with that."

Yan Bugui made a final decision: "I heard that you are the inheritor of court cuisine, and your cooking skills are superb, even better than that of Shazhu. You will definitely be able to make big guys eat delicious dishes, right?"

Then he looked at Nanyi, his eyes full of anticipation: "Nanyi, I'm counting on you today!"

After finishing speaking, Yan Bugui turned and left, and went to the gate to meet the guests.

"Oh, old Zhang, you're here. Let me tell you, this time the cook I hired is Nan Yi, the master chef of the rolling mill. You're lucky for lunch today!"

Nanyi is messy in the wind.

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What a joke, just such a large pile of vegetables, even if Comrade Yi Yin came, there was nothing he could do.

Looking at the big dishes in front of him, Nanyi's scalp was about to explode.

But there is no way!
You can't let the guests go hungry.

As a cook, you can only cook dishes based on the ingredients provided by the host.

Nan Yi rubbed his forehead and made up his mind to make a full vegetarian feast today.

No matter what age you are in, attending a wedding is always a joy.

Especially in this era when entertainment activities are scarce, the young people gathered in Yan Jiecheng's room after breakfast.

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian from the Liu family, Sha Zhu from the He family, Xu Damao from the Xu family, and four or five young men looked at the new daughter-in-law sitting on the bed, laughing and booing.

Silly Zhu walked up to Yan Jiecheng swaggeringly, and squinted at him: "Xiecheng, brother is very happy that you got married today, but according to the rules of our courtyard, you have to perform some small shows."

The so-called performance program is actually a bridal chamber.

The bridal chamber is usually held on the night of the wedding banquet, and it is a way for the bride and groom to congratulate the new daughter-in-law. Regardless of the elders, peers, or juniors, they gather in the new house to congratulate the newcomers. The more you make trouble, the happier you are."

just.

Making bridal chambers has become a bad habit in some places. In some remote mountain villages, new wives are often stripped naked.

It even happened that after ten months of marriage, the child born did not look like her husband at all.

of course.

The situation in the capital is much better, everyone pays attention to civilization.

Even a civilized bridal chamber is essentially making fun of the groom and the new wife. Of course, Yan Jiecheng doesn't want Huang Xiaocui, who is so cute and gentle, to be made fun of by them.

However, he was really a little afraid of Silly Zhu.This guy went crazy and his relatives didn't recognize him.

"Brother Silly Zhu, keep your voice down, don't scare Xiaocui."

"Oh, I didn't expect that, Yan Xiecheng, you are still a careful person. Well, my brother won't make things difficult for you, and you guys will show your brothers how to eat an apple."

The so-called gnawing apple is to hang an apple with a thread, and it is carried by a young man. The groom and the new daughter-in-law start to gnaw the apple from both sides respectively. After gnawing the apple, the game is over.

Of course, young people with apples will not let them complete the task so easily.

Eating an apple is one of the easier ones in the game.

Seeing that Yan Jiecheng was still chattering, Xu Damao got a little angry, and said with a cold face: "Yan Jiecheng, when I got married for the first time, your boy asked me to perform a needle-and-thread show, and when I got married for the second time, I performed a telegram show." .

Now let you act like eating an apple, if you don't want to, don't blame my buddies for not saving you face. "

"Yan Jiecheng, back then I..." Silly Zhu was also on the sidelines, and halfway through speaking, he remembered that he had never been married, so he could only shut his mouth embarrassingly.

Damn Xu Damao has been married twice
Yan Jiecheng didn't dare to be the master of this kind of matter, so he could only turn his attention to Huang Xiaocui.

Huang Xiaocui has seen the big world, how can she be intimidated by a small program.

She stood up slowly, walked up to the crowd and said with a smile: "Since the big guys are so happy, I will join Xie Cheng to help everyone have fun."

Her crispness, ease and generosity, which was completely different from the shy look just now, surprised many people a little bit.

Xu Damao patted his thigh and laughed, "Look, lesbians are still good at it!"

When Xu Damao was speaking, he took a deep look at Huang Xiaocui.

When he was young, he had a lot of fun, and he often hooked up with little girls and old sisters-in-law.

Although Huang Xiaocui was dressed conservatively, Xu Damao couldn't hide the disgusting smell that emanated from her bones.

Ordinary girls, even if they are extroverted, would be too ashamed to know what to do when faced with the teasing of gay men on such occasions.

Only the kind of girl who is not decent on weekdays would take it lightly.

It seems that Yan Jiecheng really married a good wife this time.

Of course, Xu Damao would not remind Yan Jiecheng, he did not deal with the Yan family, and wished that Yan Jiecheng would be in bad luck.

He asked someone to fetch an apple from the fruit plate in the main room, and found a rope, tied it to the handle of the apple, and held it in his hand.

"Okay, now you can start."

Huang Xiaocui rolled up her sleeves and took Yan Jiecheng's hand: "Brother Xiecheng, come on!"

"Come on." Yan Xiecheng nodded dully.

The two stood on both sides of the apple, and then gnawed at the apple at the same time.

Xu Damao had quick eyes and quick hands, and when the two of them were about to nibble on the apple, he gently pulled the rope up.

Apple disappeared from the front of the two, and the faces of the two were smashed together under the effect of inertia, which looked like they were kissing.

The embarrassment of the two caused a burst of laughter from the young people.

This is the essence of the game of gnawing apples.

Under normal circumstances, the comrade carrying the apple will put a little water after the groom and the new daughter-in-law gnaw each other a few times, let them gnaw the apple, and then end the game.

In this way, everyone will have fun, and it will not make the groom and new wife ugly.

But today it was Xu Damao who was carrying the apple.

Xu Damao had always had a stomach full of bad things, so he got this opportunity to rectify people in an upright manner, so he naturally wanted to have a good time.

He has quick eyes and quick hands, and every time Yan Jiecheng and Huang Xiaocui's mouths are close to the apple, he can pick it up in time.

"Bajibabababa"

For half an hour, Yan Jiecheng felt that his mouth was going to be red and swollen, but he couldn't bite the apple.

It's fine for him, Huang Xiaocui's eyes turned rosy when he was wronged, and the wronged look made people feel pity.

Yan Jiecheng saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart.

He also knew that there was no way to go on like this, so taking advantage of Xu Damao's inattention, he grabbed the apple and put it in his mouth to chew.

In just a moment, a big apple was gnawed by him until only the core remained.

"Yan Jiecheng! How dare you play tricks!" Xu Damao was furious when he saw this, he hadn't played enough yet!
Yan Jiecheng glanced at Huang Xiaocui, and when he saw Huang Xiaocui's encouraging eyes, he was filled with courage.

He straightened his chest and walked up to Xu Damao. He was already taller than Xu Damao, but now he stood on tiptoe and looked down at Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, if you dare to make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude!"

Seeing Yan Xiecheng lose his temper, Xu Damao felt a little discouraged.

Don't look at him as a talkative king, but he may not be Yan Jiecheng's opponent when he starts to fight.

Especially with Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang staring at him.

But Xu Damao was still a little unwilling to spare Yan Jiecheng like this.

When he saw Sha Zhu standing aside like a black iron tower, he rolled his eyes, thinking from his heart.

"Cough, Xie Cheng, you don't mean to be like this. You see, you are a second marriage, and I was also a second marriage back then. You had so much fun at my wedding. Today you are married. Don't let us have fun. It's unreasonable." !"

As he said that, Xu Damao elbowed Shazhu's arm: "He Yuzhu, what do you think?"

This was the first time Xu Damao called Shazhu by his name, which made Shazhu a little flattered.

When he thought that Yan Jiecheng had been married twice, he immediately became angry.

He is almost 40 years old, and he has never been married once, so why should they!
Silly Zhu stared at Yan Jiecheng viciously: "Yan Jiecheng, what you did just now was playing a rogue! No, you have to play it again."

"Yes, yes, you have to play it again!" Xu Damao clapped his hands and applauded, "Xie Cheng, if you play it again today, I will let you go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Yan Jiecheng shout: "Xu Damao, shut up!"

"You bastards, get the hell out of here!" Yan Jiecheng finally couldn't bear it anymore.

These bastards really think they are made of mud?
No, even if it is made of mud, it still has a somewhat hot temper.

After getting angry, Yan Jiecheng looked at Huang Xiaocui proudly, as if to say, daughter-in-law, do you think your husband is good or not.

"Snapped!"

Yan Jiecheng was complacent when he felt a huge pain in his forehead.

He raised his head, only to see Silly Zhu slowly retracting his palms and staring at him viciously: "Yan Jiecheng, how dare you play a rascal with me, my uncle."

"Let me tell you, if you don't play it again, we won't finish today's matter." Silly Zhu threatened.

Yan Jiecheng looked at the silly Zhu in front of him, and suddenly felt that he was a little ridiculous.

I, Yan Jiecheng, are getting married today, and you come to make trouble for me?
Really think that I, Yan Xiecheng, are easy to bully!
Yan Jiecheng waved his hand: "Jiefang, Jiekuang, let's go together!"

"Yes!" Jie Kuang promised loudly.

Jie Kuang is also a militant, and fights a lot on weekdays.

So is liberation.

Two days ago, they lost the battle under Sha Zhu's hands, and they had long held back their energy and wanted to compete with Sha Zhu again.

The three of them rushed towards Shazhu like tigers on the mountain.

Seeing the three of them swarming up, Sha Zhu didn't panic, he let out a big shout, and went to meet them.

"Bang Bang Bang"

When everyone in the courtyard heard the noise, their eyes widened involuntarily.

I saw the three of them rolling on the ground, each with a bruised nose and a swollen face, in a panic.

"Oh, how miserable!"

"Yan Xiecheng and the three of them can't defeat Silly Zhu!"

"Solve it, solve it!"

Yan Bugui heard the movement, came in from outside the house, saw Yan Xiecheng being beaten, and immediately ran forward to help him, shouting: "Silly Zhu, stop, stop!"

But Shazhu continued to kick Yan Jiecheng as if he didn't hear it at all.

"stop!"

At this time, Wang Weidong, who had just paid [-] cents, also rushed into the house.

He strode forward, kicked Shazhu's buttocks, knocking him to the ground.

Silly Zhu was kicked to the ground and immediately became angry. He got up from the ground and was about to rush towards Wang Weidong again.

Wang Weidong sneered, swung his fist, and hit Sha Zhu's chest with a straight punch, sending Sha Zhu flying away.

Silly Zhu fell to the ground, clutching his chest immediately, grinning his teeth in pain, unable to recover for a while.

Huang Xiaocui's eyes glowed as he watched from the side.

The silly Zhu who was able to fight three against one just now couldn't even stop Wang Weidong's punch.
This came as a complete shock to her.

In contrast, Yan Jiecheng is a piece of trash, it's fine to play games, and he's no match for him even when he starts fighting.

Oh, how happy I would be if I could marry a man like Wang Weidong!
Sha Zhu also regained his composure at this time, and when he saw clearly that it was Wang Weidong who fought with him, he felt a little regretful.

Over the years, he had fought against Wang Weidong quite often, and every time he was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

"One, Grandpa"

Sha Zhu was about to say something when Xu Damao came up from behind, glared at him and said, "Sha Zhu, you were too outrageous just now, today is brother Yan Jiecheng's big day, we are all neighbors in the same compound, How could you do it! Do you know that just now you were destroying the unity among the residents. Fortunately, the uncle stopped you, otherwise, you would have caused a catastrophe."

What is stabbing a knife in the back, that's it.

The reason why Shazhu did it was because Xu Damao was tricking him, but now Xu Damao actually beat him up.

"You, you." Silly Zhu was on fire at this moment, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, he pointed at Xu Damao with a ferocious expression.

"What me!" Xu Damao sneered and said, "Silly, I understand you. You haven't been able to get married for so many years. You are jealous that brother Xiecheng can marry such a good wife, but today is a day of great joy. Even if you feel uncomfortable, you can't make trouble!"

"Do you know, just relying on your behavior just now, the third master can send you to the police station."

Silly Zhu took two deep breaths and gradually regained consciousness.

Obviously, he was fooled again.

It was different from the past, before, he could ignore it, stood up and gave Xu Damao a big meal, but because of Yi Zhonghai's cover, Xu Damao could only grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

But now that Yi Zhonghai has fallen, if he really commits public outrage, he will be in big trouble.

Thinking of this, Sha Zhu stood up and squeezed out a smile: "Master, yes, I'm sorry."

After finishing speaking, he left Yan's house with a blank expression.