American Comics: Begin to investigate the tax issue of Director S.H.I.E.L.D.

Chapter 4
It was a joy to teach Peter.

This pleasure refers to Lin Yu's unilateral.

After all, Peter hasn't been bitten by a spider yet, he is just a "thin" high school student, and the most physical exercise on weekdays is playing skateboards.

Now he is naturally powerless against Lin Yu, who has reached the limit level of ordinary human beings in fighting.

"Sir...Mr. Lin!"

After being knocked down cleanly again, Peter collapsed to the ground, out of breath and calling for a stop.

"What's the matter?" Lin Yu temporarily stopped the process of 'walking over to pull Peter up, and then fall down'.

"I... I heard that if someone like me wants to learn fighting, shouldn't he gain weight and muscle first..." Peter asked weakly.

Before Peter entered the gym, he thought that Lin Yu was going to teach him how to exercise first to enhance his physical fitness, and then teach him how to fight after a while.

There is nothing wrong with what he thinks, no matter how good the fighting skills are, it is useless without the corresponding physical fitness, just like 3090+Intel12 generation i9 plus other top configurations, and it turns out to be equipped with a 100W power supply.

Can't take it!

But what he didn't expect was that Lin Yu began to teach him to fight without rules.

This is not teaching, it is simply a one-sided beating!
If it wasn't for every time he was fell down, Peter would obviously feel that Lin Yu had slowed down his movements to avoid his injury. He would even wonder if he had provoked Lin Yu somewhere, causing Lin Yu to take the opportunity to attack Revenge!
"According to common sense, that is indeed the case, but your situation is a little special." Lin Yu answered him solemnly.

"Because it takes a certain amount of time to improve your physical strength, and you need to master the skills of not being bullied in a short period of time.

Now that I have roughly figured out your physical condition, come on, let me tell you which places can kill you with one blow..."

That is to say, Lin Yu is too lazy to teach Peter to exercise because he is not far away from being bitten by a spider. Anyway, he will be bitten sooner or later with a spider totem. After being bitten, he will naturally get a super strong body, so there is no need Waste of time on this.

Peter: "!!!"

"I...I really don't want to kill people, Mr. Lin!" Peter said.

"I know, I'm not teaching you to kill, I'm teaching you how to avoid killing others by mistake." Lin Yu raised his forehead helplessly, "Do I look like that kind of murderer?"

Peter shook his head hesitantly.

"... I suddenly felt that just a moment ago was not enough to find out your physical condition, so let's continue to fight without restriction." Lin Yu said.

"I was wrong Mr. Lin, you are definitely not a murderer, absolutely not!"

……

After experiencing a lot of painful and happy torture (referring to the physical torture and pain, but mentally happy because of gaining new knowledge and looking forward to being able to deal with campus bullying, at least Lin Yu thinks so) , Lin Yu sent Peter home.

Training, too much, the little tricks he taught Peter just now are enough for him to deal with that bully.

"Good night, Mr. Lin, in fact, you really don't need to take me home, after all, it's only one or two steps... Ah, but I didn't mean you to meddle in your own business, please don't think too much... I didn't specifically say this To make you uncomfortable..."

Peter was talking very fast, but the more he said it, the more it felt wrong, and finally he stopped embarrassingly.

"Sorry, Mr. Lin, it's easy for me to be nervous..." Peter gestured with his hand.

It's a pity that his sign language skills are even worse than his nervous speaking skills.

"I know, in fact, I sent you out just on the way, I still have some other things to do."

Lin Yu smiled. Seeing Peter so nervous, he always had a feeling of doting on obedient and sensible children, which is probably one of the reasons why the little spider will be the "group favorite" in the future.

"Ah? It's so late, what are you going to do, Mr. Lin? It's not safe outside at night!" Peter was taken aback, subconsciously persuading him.

"Isn't that what you said?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.

"I said... sorry, what did I say?" Peter was confused.

"I'm a murderer." The expression on Lin Yu's face suddenly disappeared, and he said in a flat tone as if he was talking about what he had eaten this morning, "what else can I do for going out at night besides killing people? "

Peter: "!!!"

His eyes widened, and his body froze for a moment as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.

"Haha, just kidding, didn't I scare you?" Lin Yu suddenly smiled again, waved his hands gently, "I'm not the kind of pervert who likes to kill people, don't get me wrong, of course, there are some things Need to deal with it now, pack a courier or something... Anyway, good night, Peter, training will continue tomorrow."

"Good night, Mr. Lin..." Peter couldn't tell which sentence Lin Yu said was true and which sentence was false.

Lin Yu nodded and helped him close the door.

The lock body enters the lock buckle and makes a crisp sound.

……

"Click!"

The lock body pops out of the lock and makes a crisp sound.

The trunk of the car was opened, and what came into view were two adult men who were tightly bundled and stacked together, with a humiliation of "I'm ashamed to see others, just kill me" on their faces.

"Although I didn't find any valid information, I guess it's your courier." Lin Yu said to the man with a worrying hairline beside him.

It was already the next day, and they were in the underground parking lot of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"This courier... is really scary."

Phil Coulson, the seventh-level special agent of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, Fury's most capable assistant, the smile on his face has froze at this time, with a hint of embarrassment.

"Oh, if it's about the packaging method, then I'll go buy a gift box first, but I don't know where such a large gift box is sold, and it may take time to make it to order." Lin Yu pretended not to understand, "Or, it's actually not Your courier?"

With that said, Lin Yu put his hand on the trunk, as if intending to close it.

"Wait, it's our courier!" Coulson couldn't bear to see the desperate eyes of the two agents, "Thank you very much for sending them here, Mr. Lin."

"You don't have to thank me, there is a reward anyway," Lin Yu said with a smile, "[-] per person, a total of [-] U.S. dollars, cash transaction, face-to-face settlement."

"How much?" Coulson was taken aback.

"This damned, greedy vampire!" In the office of the director of the headquarters, Fury slammed the table and cursed viciously when he heard this sentence.

Although there is only [-] U.S. dollars, where else can the money come from?

It's like cutting flesh on his body!
"Express delivery fee, labor fee for moving the car, dormitory fee, and most importantly, mental damage fee, and hush money." Lin Yu eloquently mentioned a lot of expenses.

"Of course, if you're not willing to pay, I think it would be interesting to take to court two of your agents who illegally spied on IRS employees."

This is a threat, a blatant threat!

Coulson gasped.

"Promise him!" Fury yelled in his ear, "This matter must not be spread!"

Losing money is second to none. Although it hurts Fury that he needs to pay for it "by himself", it is impossible to really get rid of those two agents.

More importantly, if this matter gets out, it will definitely deal an unprecedented blow to the reputation of this bureau!
As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible in the world, but there is another sentence-the tree does not need bark, and it will surely die!
The Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency is that 'tree'.

Your agent was sent out to spy on an IRS employee, only to be caught in reverse?

So who are the professional agents?

I approved so much money for you before, is it all used for cooking?
Not even willing to give [-] U.S. dollars in compensation?
In this way, Fury can almost imagine that the funding approvals he will receive in the future will be greatly reduced, or even disappear... Even in the most ideal situation, he will need to spend a lot of money on training those agents to prove that Funds are not wasted.

Of course, this is not the important thing, the important thing is that in that case, Fury can't use black money to build a safe house!
Absolutely not!
In contrast, although the [-] dollars also made Fury heartache, it was not so painful.

"Deal." The director nodded, and Coulson nodded to Lin Yu. Anyway, it's not his money.

"Thanks for your patronage, welcome to come again next time," Lin Yu smiled, "So, now, shall we start?"

Coulson and Ferry on the other side of the headset couldn't help raising their hearts at the same time.

At this moment, they finally remembered that Lin Yu's visit today was not just to be a sky-high courier.

Lin Yu just laughed, as if he had seen the guaranteed ten consecutive draws beckoning to him.

The courier was just incidental, his main purpose was to steal the house!

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