Chapter 45
Cold, trembling...sorry, crossed the stage.
But Lin Yu really feels like this.
The coldness comes from the raindrops falling from the sky, the shaking comes from the light rail beside me, and a tram passes by, making a rumbling sound.
Lin Yu looked up at the dark cloudy sky, then closed his eyes.
It's not pretending, but he is receiving the information from his brain.
This is the known identity of "he" in this world.
"Well, the identity is still the same, this is the one who was sent to Gotham IRS... Wait, Gotham?"
Lin Yu originally planned to open the system interface to see which world he came to, but now he knows it directly from his memory.
"Gotham City is simple and simple, Arkham is outstanding..." Lin Yu slowly opened his eyes, and there was a glimmer of excitement in them.
"My lord, I'm here (to collect taxes)!"
So Lin Yu took steps to leave.
"do not move!"
A simple Gotham citizen jumped out, holding a rusty revolver in his hand.
"Give me all your money!"
"...Are you sure?" Lin Yu was not surprised at all, stopped and looked at him, and said sincerely, "My suggestion is that you turn around and leave now, because I am going to do something and I don't intend to be here waste time."
"Don't talk nonsense, quickly give me all the money you have on your body!" The simple Gotham citizen was taken aback, and waved the gun in his hand, "Hurry up, I know that a guy like you must be rich, I would I have no place to sleep, and I can’t even afford to eat, so is it hard to give me the money?”
"As for the fact that you have no place to sleep, you can't even afford to eat, but you can still hold a gun in your hand, I can only say that it is really an American characteristic." Lin Yu sighed, and took out his wallet from the lining of his windbreaker , "How much are you going to want?"
"...Give as much as you have, and give it all to me!" When the simple Gotham citizens saw the thick dozen green bills in the wallet that Lin Yu took out, their eyes were red.
"Are you sure?" Lin Yu asked, but without waiting for the other party's answer, he took out all the money in his wallet and handed it to him, "Here, this is all the cash on me, and it's about 5000 dollars in total."
"..." The simple Gotham citizens didn't know how to respond to Lin Yu's words for a while. It was the first time he met someone who was so cooperative... He always felt flustered when he cooperated, as if there was something wrong things are about to happen.
However, when they saw the large wad of thick banknotes that Lin Yu handed over, the simple Gotham citizens lost their minds for a moment, and directly snatched the money from Lin Yu's hands.
"For the sake of your cooperation... Get out!" The simple Gotham citizen snatched the money, and then walked backwards to leave.
But he was stopped by Lin Yu.
"and many more!"
"What?!" The simple Gotham citizen stopped, his heart tightened, and the gun in his hand was tightly gripped.
"Have you paid your taxes?" Lin Yu asked him.
"...What?" The simple Gotham citizens were taken aback.
"You just snatched five thousand dollars from me. This is robbery, which is illegal and needs to be taxed," Lin Yu patiently explained to him.
"Because you used firearm threats in this illegal act, it is a high-threat illegal act, which requires the collection of the highest percentage of taxes, as well as fines, threats to law enforcement officers, and other items. After multiple crimes and punishment..."
Lin Yu had the final say and told him gently.
"You need to pay a tax of 132.54% for this illegal act. Are you going to pay in cash or by card?"
"By the way, let me introduce myself." Lin Yu took out another ID card from the pocket of the windbreaker and showed it to the simple Gotham citizens.
"I am the Operations Director and Operations Specialist of the IRS Criminal Investigation Department, Lin Yu. Although I have not officially reported to the IRS in Gotham, I already have law enforcement powers...so, my actions are completely legal. If you have any questions about the tax rate , you can go to Gotham IRS to apply for administrative reconsideration."
The honest Gotham citizens were stunned.
what's going on?
He understands the truth, and he has personally experienced the whole thing, but the question is why this person is able to give him money, and then ask him to hand over more money?
What the hell kind of operation is this? !
Lin Yu just smiled indifferently, looked at him, and thought to himself, the citizens of Gotham are still too simple, and they don't understand the dangers of the human heart at all.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I have a gun in my hand, I have a gun!" The simple Gotham citizen felt that he still had an advantage. Although he had nowhere to sleep, could not afford to eat, and did not even have three-dimensional clothes, He has a gun in his hand!
"I understand that I have already included this part in the tax rate for you, so don't worry."
Lin Yu said, don't question his professionalism, and at the same time feel that the citizens of Gotham are really simple, and even worried that he didn't raise the fine to the highest.
"You Mazefak..." How have the simple citizens of Gotham experienced such battles?Unable to understand Lin Yu's brain circuit at all, he cursed angrily and was about to shoot.
"boom!"
A shot went off.
The revolvers in the hands of honest Gotham citizens disappeared.
Lin Yu put the gun in his hand back to his waist calmly, and then said seriously: "Since you shoot, the nature of the matter will change completely. Now, the tax rate on you needs to be raised to 235.4%, and It needs to be sentenced to 10 months in prison and reform through labor..."
"You...you can't do this! There is someone behind me! My boss is Falcone!"
No matter how simple the citizens of Gotham were, they realized that something was wrong at this moment. He didn't even see Lin Yu shoot, and the gun in his hand was directly knocked out!
"Oh? Who is Falcone?" Lin Yu asked.
Lin Yu just felt that the name was familiar, but he didn't have any impression of it—his understanding of DC was that he had watched a few big movies, and he was limited to being able to distinguish which superheroes belonged to Marvel and which superheroes belonged to DC.
"You don't know Falcone, but he is the biggest boss in Gotham! I work under his gang!" The simple Gotham citizen said visibly sternly and reservedly.
"Then there is no place to eat or sleep?" Lin Yu asked back.
The honest citizens of Gotham were speechless for a moment, faltering.
"Well, since you've said that..." Lin Yu sighed.
The tension in the hearts of the simple Gotham citizens turned into surprise in an instant, and he knew that his excuse was absolutely useful. Falcone is the biggest gangster in Gotham City, even the police and judges can't do anything about him!
Even the IRS is the same!
"Then I can only go and see. After all, from what you said, they seem to be very domineering, and such a domineering gangster generally...don't like to pay taxes." Lin Yu's next sentence came out.
The honest citizens of Gotham raised their heads, eyes full of horror and disbelief.
In his eyes, Lin Yu on the opposite side is showing a devilish smile.
"Although I haven't officially reported the entry, but the duties of my job still need to be done...Are you right?"
Lin Yu doesn't care about Gotham's customs and rules.
The folk customs here are too simple, Lin Yu is going to teach them a good lesson, telling them what is sinister... Ah no, it is the tax that should be paid, and sooner or later it has to be paid!
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(End of this chapter)
Cold, trembling...sorry, crossed the stage.
But Lin Yu really feels like this.
The coldness comes from the raindrops falling from the sky, the shaking comes from the light rail beside me, and a tram passes by, making a rumbling sound.
Lin Yu looked up at the dark cloudy sky, then closed his eyes.
It's not pretending, but he is receiving the information from his brain.
This is the known identity of "he" in this world.
"Well, the identity is still the same, this is the one who was sent to Gotham IRS... Wait, Gotham?"
Lin Yu originally planned to open the system interface to see which world he came to, but now he knows it directly from his memory.
"Gotham City is simple and simple, Arkham is outstanding..." Lin Yu slowly opened his eyes, and there was a glimmer of excitement in them.
"My lord, I'm here (to collect taxes)!"
So Lin Yu took steps to leave.
"do not move!"
A simple Gotham citizen jumped out, holding a rusty revolver in his hand.
"Give me all your money!"
"...Are you sure?" Lin Yu was not surprised at all, stopped and looked at him, and said sincerely, "My suggestion is that you turn around and leave now, because I am going to do something and I don't intend to be here waste time."
"Don't talk nonsense, quickly give me all the money you have on your body!" The simple Gotham citizen was taken aback, and waved the gun in his hand, "Hurry up, I know that a guy like you must be rich, I would I have no place to sleep, and I can’t even afford to eat, so is it hard to give me the money?”
"As for the fact that you have no place to sleep, you can't even afford to eat, but you can still hold a gun in your hand, I can only say that it is really an American characteristic." Lin Yu sighed, and took out his wallet from the lining of his windbreaker , "How much are you going to want?"
"...Give as much as you have, and give it all to me!" When the simple Gotham citizens saw the thick dozen green bills in the wallet that Lin Yu took out, their eyes were red.
"Are you sure?" Lin Yu asked, but without waiting for the other party's answer, he took out all the money in his wallet and handed it to him, "Here, this is all the cash on me, and it's about 5000 dollars in total."
"..." The simple Gotham citizens didn't know how to respond to Lin Yu's words for a while. It was the first time he met someone who was so cooperative... He always felt flustered when he cooperated, as if there was something wrong things are about to happen.
However, when they saw the large wad of thick banknotes that Lin Yu handed over, the simple Gotham citizens lost their minds for a moment, and directly snatched the money from Lin Yu's hands.
"For the sake of your cooperation... Get out!" The simple Gotham citizen snatched the money, and then walked backwards to leave.
But he was stopped by Lin Yu.
"and many more!"
"What?!" The simple Gotham citizen stopped, his heart tightened, and the gun in his hand was tightly gripped.
"Have you paid your taxes?" Lin Yu asked him.
"...What?" The simple Gotham citizens were taken aback.
"You just snatched five thousand dollars from me. This is robbery, which is illegal and needs to be taxed," Lin Yu patiently explained to him.
"Because you used firearm threats in this illegal act, it is a high-threat illegal act, which requires the collection of the highest percentage of taxes, as well as fines, threats to law enforcement officers, and other items. After multiple crimes and punishment..."
Lin Yu had the final say and told him gently.
"You need to pay a tax of 132.54% for this illegal act. Are you going to pay in cash or by card?"
"By the way, let me introduce myself." Lin Yu took out another ID card from the pocket of the windbreaker and showed it to the simple Gotham citizens.
"I am the Operations Director and Operations Specialist of the IRS Criminal Investigation Department, Lin Yu. Although I have not officially reported to the IRS in Gotham, I already have law enforcement powers...so, my actions are completely legal. If you have any questions about the tax rate , you can go to Gotham IRS to apply for administrative reconsideration."
The honest Gotham citizens were stunned.
what's going on?
He understands the truth, and he has personally experienced the whole thing, but the question is why this person is able to give him money, and then ask him to hand over more money?
What the hell kind of operation is this? !
Lin Yu just smiled indifferently, looked at him, and thought to himself, the citizens of Gotham are still too simple, and they don't understand the dangers of the human heart at all.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I have a gun in my hand, I have a gun!" The simple Gotham citizen felt that he still had an advantage. Although he had nowhere to sleep, could not afford to eat, and did not even have three-dimensional clothes, He has a gun in his hand!
"I understand that I have already included this part in the tax rate for you, so don't worry."
Lin Yu said, don't question his professionalism, and at the same time feel that the citizens of Gotham are really simple, and even worried that he didn't raise the fine to the highest.
"You Mazefak..." How have the simple citizens of Gotham experienced such battles?Unable to understand Lin Yu's brain circuit at all, he cursed angrily and was about to shoot.
"boom!"
A shot went off.
The revolvers in the hands of honest Gotham citizens disappeared.
Lin Yu put the gun in his hand back to his waist calmly, and then said seriously: "Since you shoot, the nature of the matter will change completely. Now, the tax rate on you needs to be raised to 235.4%, and It needs to be sentenced to 10 months in prison and reform through labor..."
"You...you can't do this! There is someone behind me! My boss is Falcone!"
No matter how simple the citizens of Gotham were, they realized that something was wrong at this moment. He didn't even see Lin Yu shoot, and the gun in his hand was directly knocked out!
"Oh? Who is Falcone?" Lin Yu asked.
Lin Yu just felt that the name was familiar, but he didn't have any impression of it—his understanding of DC was that he had watched a few big movies, and he was limited to being able to distinguish which superheroes belonged to Marvel and which superheroes belonged to DC.
"You don't know Falcone, but he is the biggest boss in Gotham! I work under his gang!" The simple Gotham citizen said visibly sternly and reservedly.
"Then there is no place to eat or sleep?" Lin Yu asked back.
The honest citizens of Gotham were speechless for a moment, faltering.
"Well, since you've said that..." Lin Yu sighed.
The tension in the hearts of the simple Gotham citizens turned into surprise in an instant, and he knew that his excuse was absolutely useful. Falcone is the biggest gangster in Gotham City, even the police and judges can't do anything about him!
Even the IRS is the same!
"Then I can only go and see. After all, from what you said, they seem to be very domineering, and such a domineering gangster generally...don't like to pay taxes." Lin Yu's next sentence came out.
The honest citizens of Gotham raised their heads, eyes full of horror and disbelief.
In his eyes, Lin Yu on the opposite side is showing a devilish smile.
"Although I haven't officially reported the entry, but the duties of my job still need to be done...Are you right?"
Lin Yu doesn't care about Gotham's customs and rules.
The folk customs here are too simple, Lin Yu is going to teach them a good lesson, telling them what is sinister... Ah no, it is the tax that should be paid, and sooner or later it has to be paid!
-
Newcomers and new books, ask for a monthly pass and a reward~
Ulla!Save the manuscript! (Currently saved manuscripts: 2)
(End of this chapter)
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