American Comics: Begin to investigate the tax issue of Director S.H.I.E.L.D.
Chapter 7 Slapped in the face, took the money, but also to be thanked
Chapter 7 Slapped in the face, took the money, but also to be thanked
"Where did you get this?"
Fury stared at the pictures, text, and data on the screen, his eyes were slightly red, and asked like a gambler who had lost everything.
"Director Fury, have you ever seen the person handling the case explain to the criminal how to capture their evidence? That kind of thing should happen in movies and novels, not in reality." Lin Yu said.
"I'm sorry to use the term "criminal" to call you, but just in New York, a place where every inch of land is expensive, you have no less than fifteen unregistered safe houses, the smallest of which is more than two hundred square meters. .
When buying these properties, the cost must be quite high, not to mention the subsequent decoration and equipment investment... Tsk tsk, that is really a large enough sum of money, your bureau is really rich, and you are really capable of hacking, Director Ferry ah……"
Lin Yu sighed, sliding the content displayed on the screen.
"What's more interesting is that it seems that you are not the only one who blackmailed the money. The financial problems within your bureau have been sieved, such as the Minister of Finance Mark Biss just now, and more...
Under such circumstances, your bureau is actually able to maintain a stable capital inflow and operation on the surface. Regarding this, I can only say that your bureau has received a lot of financial support, and is responsible for making financial statements for your bureau The level of people is really good. "
It still looks like it seems to be sincerely admiring, but combined with the content, it seems particularly cynical.
Fury couldn't help but want to pull out his gun and shoot him angrily.
But he is Nick Fury after all, a person who has experienced many big scenes, he will not completely lose his composure because of this incident, he quickly forced himself to calm down, and figured out a key point.
"Okay." When Fury raised his head again, his eyes had returned to calm. He lay back and leaned back on his office chair.
"what do you want?"
"What do I want?" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows and asked back, showing interest.
"Yes, what exactly do you want?" Fury crossed his hands on his chest, and looked at Lin Yu with a look that put aside everything and looked at it again.
"Since you already had such detailed and conclusive evidence before you came here, according to the formal procedure, you shouldn't come to me and hand me two investigation orders, but come directly with the court's notice."
Fu Rui looked at Lin Yu and said, "so you must have other purposes, other... purposes that cannot follow the formal process."
"Crack, snap, snap!"
Lin Yu's expression remained unchanged, he smiled, and clapped three times slowly and forcefully.
"This is the tolerance and IQ that a leader of an international organization should have." Lin Yu said.
"My purpose is to investigate tax evasion, but there are some slight differences from the formal process."
"Click!"
The sound of the door being opened came, and Lin Yu and Fu Rui looked in that direction at the same time.
"That..." Coulson, who had already quietly moved to the door, had a slightly embarrassed smile on his face, and couldn't help interrupting, "Director, can I go out first?"
When Lin Yu produced conclusive evidence, Coulson wanted to run away.
I'm just a small seventh-level agent, obviously I shouldn't be able to participate in this kind of thing!
corruption!Tax evasion!
That's all, looking at the current situation, the two seem to be planning to carry out some kind of "cooperation"?
For this kind of thing, he was not involved when the money was distributed, but when it is traced later, it will be "the listener/seeer has a share"!
When thinking of this, Coulson couldn't help complaining to Fury in his heart. Yesterday's sentence "We have no tax problems" was so swearing, but now when someone else comes to check, my good guy, our bureau simply changed its name to "Fake Account Bureau "Forget it!
"What do you think?" Fury asked back, looking at him.
"Okay." Coulson bowed his head and obediently closed the door.
He also knew in his heart that after hearing so much before, he was already inseparable from this matter, and when he was found sneaking away, the questioning was just a struggle... Now, he probably resigned to his fate.
"Don't make such an expression, making it seem like we are going to do something illegal." Lin Yu glanced at Coulson with disgust, "What I want to do is completely legal, but There is such a small discrepancy with the formal process..."
Coulson's expression was exactly the same as that on Fury's face, as if they were saying, "Just make it up, keep making it up, and we'll see if we believe it or not."
"Why do you look very disbelieving?" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, "Come on, let me explain the process to you in detail."
……
After about half an hour.
"Basically, it's such a general process." Lin Yu drank his saliva, "If you follow this process, you can make up for the crime of tax evasion, Director Ferry, and you will basically not be found out again. Even if it is found out, it will definitely not be judged, because in fact, you have paid taxes."
"Damn it, how did you come up with such a method?" Fury widened his eyes in shock.
The same is true for Coulson on the side.
For half an hour, Lin Yu has been describing his set of procedures in detail, down to how each step needs to be done, and which state's and which code's legal rules the corresponding action complies with.
And after Lin Yu finished his detailed description, when you look at it together, you will find that this complicated action process involving various legal provisions in multiple states in the United States can do something that people can't even imagine .
Taxes paid, but not paid.
It means——From the account point of view, Fury paid taxes, and the taxes were paid in full compliance with the legal rules, but the tax money did not go to the U.S. treasury, but fell into Lin Yu's pocket, becoming A huge legal sum of money that Lin Yu can dispose of at will!
How could such a thing happen?
How could there be such a huge loophole in the tax laws of the United States?
"Wait," Fury, who was gradually recovering from the shock, realized a problem, and immediately began to try to correct it. "In this case, only you will profit, and I will share it!"
"Please recognize the fact, Director Ferry, you have benefited a lot from it, otherwise, based on your tax evasion problem, I am afraid that you can be directly arrested and sent to the IRS prison."
Lin Yu just glanced at him lightly: "Also, what I take away is only the taxes you should pay, and the rest of the money you greedy is at your disposal, so whether you want to build a safe house or something else, you are still possible.”
"..." Fury thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case, but he still hesitated.
People are always dissatisfied, and Fury is even more so.
"Besides, the money is not entirely mine. After all, to do this, I still need the cooperation of the director of the IRS, which means that I have to give him a share of the money. Theirs." Seeing this, Lin Yu began to add, and said with a sigh.
"I'm just a laborer in charge of running errands, and eating a little leftovers is enough..."
"Besides, I also gave you a key piece of information, Director Fu Rui. After all, you are not the only one who is greedy for money in your bureau..." Lin Yu said pointingly, but he didn't say it directly.
"In short, this is definitely a win-win deal, isn't it?"
"make a deal!"
Fury agreed decisively.
He also understands that there is no better way than this, unless he really would rather go to the IRS prison for a while with the idea of being caught dead.
Now, just by distributing part of the benefits, the tax problem can be solved, and you can also find out who is greedy for your own money!
That's right, Fury has long regarded the funds in the bureau as his own.
"Happy cooperation!" Lin Yu immediately changed his expression and stretched out his hand with a smile.
Slapped your face, took your money, and asked you to thank me.
The official IRS action commissioner is so arrogant!
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Street diary:
Today, I was tyrannizing a group of bosses in the coding room. At the time of thousands of characters, the bosses were only a thousand characters, and I was very happy. However, after one person reminded me, I suddenly realized that the money of a thousand characters is better than mine. They are all worth money.
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(End of this chapter)
"Where did you get this?"
Fury stared at the pictures, text, and data on the screen, his eyes were slightly red, and asked like a gambler who had lost everything.
"Director Fury, have you ever seen the person handling the case explain to the criminal how to capture their evidence? That kind of thing should happen in movies and novels, not in reality." Lin Yu said.
"I'm sorry to use the term "criminal" to call you, but just in New York, a place where every inch of land is expensive, you have no less than fifteen unregistered safe houses, the smallest of which is more than two hundred square meters. .
When buying these properties, the cost must be quite high, not to mention the subsequent decoration and equipment investment... Tsk tsk, that is really a large enough sum of money, your bureau is really rich, and you are really capable of hacking, Director Ferry ah……"
Lin Yu sighed, sliding the content displayed on the screen.
"What's more interesting is that it seems that you are not the only one who blackmailed the money. The financial problems within your bureau have been sieved, such as the Minister of Finance Mark Biss just now, and more...
Under such circumstances, your bureau is actually able to maintain a stable capital inflow and operation on the surface. Regarding this, I can only say that your bureau has received a lot of financial support, and is responsible for making financial statements for your bureau The level of people is really good. "
It still looks like it seems to be sincerely admiring, but combined with the content, it seems particularly cynical.
Fury couldn't help but want to pull out his gun and shoot him angrily.
But he is Nick Fury after all, a person who has experienced many big scenes, he will not completely lose his composure because of this incident, he quickly forced himself to calm down, and figured out a key point.
"Okay." When Fury raised his head again, his eyes had returned to calm. He lay back and leaned back on his office chair.
"what do you want?"
"What do I want?" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows and asked back, showing interest.
"Yes, what exactly do you want?" Fury crossed his hands on his chest, and looked at Lin Yu with a look that put aside everything and looked at it again.
"Since you already had such detailed and conclusive evidence before you came here, according to the formal procedure, you shouldn't come to me and hand me two investigation orders, but come directly with the court's notice."
Fu Rui looked at Lin Yu and said, "so you must have other purposes, other... purposes that cannot follow the formal process."
"Crack, snap, snap!"
Lin Yu's expression remained unchanged, he smiled, and clapped three times slowly and forcefully.
"This is the tolerance and IQ that a leader of an international organization should have." Lin Yu said.
"My purpose is to investigate tax evasion, but there are some slight differences from the formal process."
"Click!"
The sound of the door being opened came, and Lin Yu and Fu Rui looked in that direction at the same time.
"That..." Coulson, who had already quietly moved to the door, had a slightly embarrassed smile on his face, and couldn't help interrupting, "Director, can I go out first?"
When Lin Yu produced conclusive evidence, Coulson wanted to run away.
I'm just a small seventh-level agent, obviously I shouldn't be able to participate in this kind of thing!
corruption!Tax evasion!
That's all, looking at the current situation, the two seem to be planning to carry out some kind of "cooperation"?
For this kind of thing, he was not involved when the money was distributed, but when it is traced later, it will be "the listener/seeer has a share"!
When thinking of this, Coulson couldn't help complaining to Fury in his heart. Yesterday's sentence "We have no tax problems" was so swearing, but now when someone else comes to check, my good guy, our bureau simply changed its name to "Fake Account Bureau "Forget it!
"What do you think?" Fury asked back, looking at him.
"Okay." Coulson bowed his head and obediently closed the door.
He also knew in his heart that after hearing so much before, he was already inseparable from this matter, and when he was found sneaking away, the questioning was just a struggle... Now, he probably resigned to his fate.
"Don't make such an expression, making it seem like we are going to do something illegal." Lin Yu glanced at Coulson with disgust, "What I want to do is completely legal, but There is such a small discrepancy with the formal process..."
Coulson's expression was exactly the same as that on Fury's face, as if they were saying, "Just make it up, keep making it up, and we'll see if we believe it or not."
"Why do you look very disbelieving?" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, "Come on, let me explain the process to you in detail."
……
After about half an hour.
"Basically, it's such a general process." Lin Yu drank his saliva, "If you follow this process, you can make up for the crime of tax evasion, Director Ferry, and you will basically not be found out again. Even if it is found out, it will definitely not be judged, because in fact, you have paid taxes."
"Damn it, how did you come up with such a method?" Fury widened his eyes in shock.
The same is true for Coulson on the side.
For half an hour, Lin Yu has been describing his set of procedures in detail, down to how each step needs to be done, and which state's and which code's legal rules the corresponding action complies with.
And after Lin Yu finished his detailed description, when you look at it together, you will find that this complicated action process involving various legal provisions in multiple states in the United States can do something that people can't even imagine .
Taxes paid, but not paid.
It means——From the account point of view, Fury paid taxes, and the taxes were paid in full compliance with the legal rules, but the tax money did not go to the U.S. treasury, but fell into Lin Yu's pocket, becoming A huge legal sum of money that Lin Yu can dispose of at will!
How could such a thing happen?
How could there be such a huge loophole in the tax laws of the United States?
"Wait," Fury, who was gradually recovering from the shock, realized a problem, and immediately began to try to correct it. "In this case, only you will profit, and I will share it!"
"Please recognize the fact, Director Ferry, you have benefited a lot from it, otherwise, based on your tax evasion problem, I am afraid that you can be directly arrested and sent to the IRS prison."
Lin Yu just glanced at him lightly: "Also, what I take away is only the taxes you should pay, and the rest of the money you greedy is at your disposal, so whether you want to build a safe house or something else, you are still possible.”
"..." Fury thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case, but he still hesitated.
People are always dissatisfied, and Fury is even more so.
"Besides, the money is not entirely mine. After all, to do this, I still need the cooperation of the director of the IRS, which means that I have to give him a share of the money. Theirs." Seeing this, Lin Yu began to add, and said with a sigh.
"I'm just a laborer in charge of running errands, and eating a little leftovers is enough..."
"Besides, I also gave you a key piece of information, Director Fu Rui. After all, you are not the only one who is greedy for money in your bureau..." Lin Yu said pointingly, but he didn't say it directly.
"In short, this is definitely a win-win deal, isn't it?"
"make a deal!"
Fury agreed decisively.
He also understands that there is no better way than this, unless he really would rather go to the IRS prison for a while with the idea of being caught dead.
Now, just by distributing part of the benefits, the tax problem can be solved, and you can also find out who is greedy for your own money!
That's right, Fury has long regarded the funds in the bureau as his own.
"Happy cooperation!" Lin Yu immediately changed his expression and stretched out his hand with a smile.
Slapped your face, took your money, and asked you to thank me.
The official IRS action commissioner is so arrogant!
-
Newcomers and new books, please comment, please read, please ask for a monthly ticket~
Street diary:
Today, I was tyrannizing a group of bosses in the coding room. At the time of thousands of characters, the bosses were only a thousand characters, and I was very happy. However, after one person reminded me, I suddenly realized that the money of a thousand characters is better than mine. They are all worth money.
Tears, ask for votes, ask for follow-up
(Currently saved manuscripts: 4)
(End of this chapter)
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