American Comics: Begin to investigate the tax issue of Director S.H.I.E.L.D.

Chapter 83 Gouzi's Spring Is Coming?

In the end, of course, no dogs were used for experiments.

Although according to Thor's physical strength—enough to bear the energy of stars, there is no need to worry about being injured in this level of experimentation, not to mention that this Thor came out of the funny wind universe... The golden body is not bad is the basic operation.

But after all, it is my family... Cough, my dog ​​is not someone else's, so it can be spoiled casually, but it should be treated with care.

A working camera will suffice for this test.

Lin Yu left for a long distance, and then used [unstable teleportation] on the camera that was turned on.

The purple light completely enveloped the camera. According to the original process, the purple light collapsed into a small dot and disappeared, and then the camera appeared at the target location selected by Lin Yu - Tony's underground studio.

But this time, after the purple light enveloped the camera, it seemed to be disturbed by something. Not only did it not collapse and shrink, but it began to gradually expand!

"Wow! ⊙▃⊙"

Gouzi looked at the purple light ball that was getting bigger and bigger with a serious face, and his tone seemed to say, "The situation with this thing looks a little bit wrong, a bit dangerous."

Lin Yu didn't respond to him.

Gouzi was taken aback, turned his head, and walked around, only to find that Lin Yu, who was still beside him before, was now a hundred meters away.

Gouzi: "!!!(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻"

How on earth did you run to such a far place in an instant!
Don't call me yet!

I am not a human, you are a real dog!
"The data shows that a huge electromagnetic field was formed but was eliminated by the device. As expected, solving this kind of thing is a piece of cake for me." In the underground studio, Tony said lightly.

"boom!"

The huge explosion and vibration directly made Tony flinch subconsciously: "Jarvis?"

"Sir, there was a violent explosion not far away, the power was quite astonishing, and it seemed to be the place where Mr. Lin and the others conducted the experiment. Surveillance showed that even though Mr. Lin left, his dog..." Jarvis said.

"..." Tony's complexion changed slightly, and his verbal yin and yang strangeness returned to yin and yang strangeness. He never expected this kind of thing to happen. He pressed the headset and walked up, "Lin Yu? I... I'm sorry."

"... Can this kind of thing be solved with an apology?" Lin Yu asked him after being silent for a while.

"Of course I know it can't, but..." Tony said.

"There is no but. You can discuss with it how much dog food you need to calm it down." Lin Yu interrupted.

Although his tone was cold, he was in a good mood.

I didn't expect to come out to fulfill a promise and solve all the dog food problems of the dog in the future.

This wave is simply a lot of money!
"...What?" Tony was taken aback.

"Isn't what I said clear enough?" Lin Yu asked back.

"No, I mean... that dog..." Tony even wondered for a moment if he heard it wrong, or Jarvis gave wrong information?
At this time, Tony finally rose to the ground, pushed open the door and walked out, and saw the billowing smoke and dust rising from the road leading to his sea villa at a glance, as if a large-yield bomb had exploded there.

Lin Yu, on the other hand, stood not far from him, looking quite relaxed, without any performance that a dog should have been blown up at all.

"Here, here we come." Lin Yu wanted to signal over there.

Tony looked again at the place where the smoke hadn't cleared, and saw a dog rushing out of the thick smoke, its body was full of smoky marks, but its steps were unusually normal.

"Wow woof woof! Woo~ woof! o(▼皮▼メ;)o"

Gouzi rushed all the way in front of Tony, then stopped, and pressed the button on his chest seemingly angrily, "I am Thor, the God of Thunder, for the glory of the God of the North, I am Thor..."

"Okay, okay, I know you are Thor... You were blown up just now and you're okay?" Tony couldn't help asking, his eyes seemed to be able to light up when he looked at Gouzi.

Now he can be sure that the dog is not an ordinary creature. As a former arms dealer weapon research and development expert, Tony's estimate of the power of the explosion is quite accurate. An explosion of that level, let alone a dog, put it on another one. The people in the explosion-proof suits passed by, and it would be difficult to leave a whole body behind!

But now, Tony looked at the dog in front of him, and couldn't find any scars on it!
It's outrageous!
"Wow, woof! I'm Thor!" Gouzi didn't answer, but yelled while pressing the button.

"What he means is that as Thor, he is so honorable, and now he has become like this because of helping you with the experiment. It's very embarrassing, so he must be compensated very much." Lin Yu helped translate.

Although he couldn't understand what Gouzi was saying, as the owner, he had been in contact with him for so long, so it's very normal to judge a little bit by his expression and tone, right?

"Wow!" Gouzi nodded cooperatively.

"...What do you want?" Tony waved his hand, indicating that it's not a problem, "Dogs of all kinds? What kind of food? Shelter? Or other things? In short, as long as it can be bought with money, there is nothing. question!"

"Woof? (ω)" Gouzi's starry eyes instantly.

"Ahem, what he means is that he is a single dog who has outgrown the vulgar taste, so he is not interested in any breed of dog, but he can consider buying dog food permanently." Lin Yu said.

"Wow?! Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!" Gouzi was stunned and looked at Lin Yu.

"Is that so? Why do I feel like he didn't mean that." Tony was a little skeptical.

"Yes, I'm sure that's what it means. After all, I've been with it for so long. It's quite easy to understand what it means!" Lin Yu nodded.

Just kidding, I didn't get out of the single, you still want to get out of the single?

Come on, hurt each other!

Gouzi, who understood Lin Yu's meaning, once again expressed that the human heart is sinister and the life of a dog is difficult.

"Okay..." Tony said that he didn't understand dog language, so he just nodded and agreed, "then he was not hurt by this kind of explosion..."

"Because he is Thor, the god of thunder. Thor can resist this level of explosion without being injured. Isn't it just as normal as me as an ordinary IRS operation specialist who can teleport?" Lin Yu said with a smile.

Tony: "..."

Normal ghost!
"Ahem, don't mention this, want to find out what price it is?" Tony was eager to try.

"Wow! ヽ(#`Д)┌┛〃" Gouzi kicked Tony directly.

Bullying too much!

When Tony fell down, his face was full of confusion.

It's okay to be kicked by a dog, after all, it's an extraordinary dog ​​The question is, why kick him instead of Lin Yu?
……

"It's not impossible to get rid of the status of a single dog, but the premise is that you can't stop me from flirting with girls!" Afterwards, on the way back, Lin Yu said to Gouzi.

"Woof? Wang! ヽ()" Gouzi was overjoyed and immediately agreed.

Lin Yu is satisfied.

Now the car rubbing problem is finally solved. I promised before that Gouzi is not so easy to talk to. Now... Gouzi has to thank Lin Yu!

Gouzi didn't notice that it had been completely controlled by Lin Yu. At this time, it was very excited that its spring was finally coming.

　After the daily routine is over, the tax inspection will start immediately~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)