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Chapter 275 Treasure Hunting in Barren Mountains——I Haven't Killed a Fox

In the end, Li Xiaoqin learned her lesson, and the body was taken back by her brother but not buried in the ancestral grave.

Instead, he was buried in a remote suburb.

On her grave, there is only a long stretch of grass, and there is not even a single person offering sacrifices.

As for the prodigal son Jian, his temperament changed drastically from that day on.

Stealing is what I love most, and the principle is to only steal for the rich and unkind.

In addition to stealing property, there is another hobby, which is other people's wives.

As long as he sees the lonely and beautiful woman deep in the room and falls into his eyes, he cannot escape his night.

He never went whoring for nothing, and for the flowers he picked, he would give a certain amount of property in terms of beauty.

The distress of having two golden elixirs also followed, and every full moon must be plucked to quell the elixir fire.

Otherwise, you will burn yourself in flames and suffer unspeakably.

Over time, the prodigal son sword began to gain a certain notoriety.

He became a well-known flower picker in people's mouth.

Moreover, since he has two golden elixirs, his cultivation speed is faster than ordinary people.

In just a short period of 500 years, he returned to the mortal realm.

This caused headaches for the disciples of the Xianmeng who took the task of eliminating demons and defending the way.

Ordinary people can't catch him at all.People whose cultivation base is higher than him have already ascended to immortality.

But the prodigal son sword only wanted to stay in the world.

Until one day, he came to Mount Qingcheng and saw the performance of the red hairpin.

In an antique restaurant.

He disguised himself and blended in with the crowd.

Sit in the auditorium and start watching the play.

The Huadan named Peony, whose vivid acting skills made him unforgettable for a long time, became her patron for a time.

He bought countless tickets and threw them at her.

What made the prodigal son Jian feel strange was that he had never seen where Peony went after removing her make-up.

I can vaguely feel some evil spirit, but I failed to track it several times.

The more this aroused the prodigal son sword's strong interest, he wanted to investigate to the end.

It took three years, as long as there were peonies to play, except for the full moon night, he had to pick flowers.

At other times, you must patronize.

In order not to let Qingcheng Mountain, his favorite sacred place on earth, be polluted by him.

Even if it was picking flowers, the prodigal son sword would only look for the surrounding cities to pick them.

Watching Peony's performance all the time, Prodigal Zijian had infinite fantasies about this infatuated, single-minded and poor young lady.

If it wasn't Li Xiaoqin that year, it was Miss Hongzan from Hairpin Tribulation.

Will it be a different scene now?

He can cherish the red hairpin infinitely, and the red hairpin will not be harmed so badly by that heartless man.

Since then, this Huadan Peony has also become the white moonlight in his heart, and he has been pursuing her plays.

After another ten years, Peony suddenly stopped playing the heroine of Hairpin Tribulation.

Prodigal Zijian hurriedly ran to ask the class leader what was going on.

The head teacher just told him that Miss Mudan was too old to do so many difficult movements.

From then on, I will never play the role of Red Hairpin again.

This incident made Prodigal Zijian sad for a long time.

From then on, the prodigal son Jian became obsessed with drinking again. Only when he was drunk could he numb himself and forget his troubles.

Sometimes, he really wanted to die. The longer one lives, the more painful it will be.

Especially one with painful memories.

In addition to practicing to pass the time, you can only drink alcohol.

But he didn't know that his sinking gave the disciples of cultivating immortals hope.

Regarding the plan to capture and exterminate this flower picker, as the Yufengmen of the world's number one immortal alliance, it is naturally obligatory.

The prodigal son sword was drifting, while hiding in the crowd.

By drinking, Caihua is no longer just looking for wives to start, sometimes he is wrong, and he will also start with Huanghua's eldest daughter.

For some women, this means regretting their whole life.

Many women went to the nunnery because of this, and some families became rich and joined the sect of cultivating immortals, preparing to cultivate themselves and avenge themselves.

The prodigal son sword didn't want to care so much at all, it was not that simple to catch him with his own ability.

I often walk by the river, so how can I not wet my shoes?

One night five years later, it was the night of the full moon.

A female disciple of Yufengmen disguised herself as a married woman to seduce the prodigal son Jian.

The prodigal son Jianfei flew up to the attic, his body was burned by the fire and he was in extreme pain, so he rushed in without caring so much.

When he was looking at the female disciple with a wicked smile, he was caught by the net that had been laid.

Prodigal Zijian suffered from unbearable abdominal pain and was unable to resist, so he was arrested.

Seeing how easy it was to catch him, several disciples of Yufengmen didn't intend to take him up the mountain immediately.

Instead, they tied him up and paraded him through the streets the next day.

In this way, they can demonstrate their abilities, and secondly, they can quell public anger.

Unexpectedly, this happened to give the prodigal son Jian a chance to escape.

Just after noon in the parade, the prodigal son sword's strength has recovered.

Only then did he realize that the excruciating pain of burning fire could be suppressed with spiritual power without picking flowers.

However, the speed of recovery will be much slower.

He didn't feel bad when he saw Zhou Zao's people throwing rotten eggs and vegetable leaves at him.

On the contrary, I feel very refreshed, and even enjoy the feeling of being scolded and reprimanded a little bit.

All the way through the parade, he broke free of the so-called heaven and earth net in a few strokes.

But he didn't escape until night, when the disciples of Yufengmen were tired and prepared to take him back to Xianmeng.

Only then did the prodigal son jump out, took off his coat, and Yu Jian flew away without looking back.

After another 50 years, the prodigal son sword came to Mount Qingcheng again.

I heard that a thirteen or fourteen-year-old Huadan named Peony came to Qingcheng Mountain.

Beautiful and moving, with excellent opera singing skills.

It got him a little excited.

Could it be that the peony girl was reincarnated and came back again?

When he rushed to the theater in a hurry, sure enough, the familiar figure appeared before his eyes again.

This time, he swore that no matter what, he would know the real name of this peony.

After three years of waiting, the prodigal son sword finally found an opportunity. Just as Mudan was about to disappear, Yuanshen came out of his body and flew over with the cloud of red mist.

This time, he didn't lose track.

Followed all the way to the bank of Fandai Lake.

But after arriving at the bank of Fendai Lake, I realized that it was impossible to break in with the power of my primordial spirit.

This made him speculate, and once thought that Miss Peony might be the illusion of Fairy Fendai.

But soon, this guess was overturned.

When he turned into an ordinary person, concealed his strength and went to Fendai Palace.

I saw a woman worshiping the Fendai statue.

That look clearly is Miss Peony.

Beside her, there is a woman in green clothes.

That woman turned out to be a snake demon.

The snake demon has extraordinary spiritual power, and the prodigal son sword did not dare to act rashly.

Since my idol is safe and sound, so it doesn't matter if it is a human or a demon?
The prodigal son sword still often comes to the theater, and when he encounters troublemakers, he will teach them for Mudan.

Over time, the prodigal son Jian has fallen in love with this kind of life with idols.

The frequency of picking flowers has also become less, and the frequency of drinking is increasing.

Slowly, the alcohol's paralyzing effect on him became much less.

But Yufengmen didn't intend to let him go. It would be embarrassing for him to escape, so he sent more people to start tracking his whereabouts.

With the experience of being caught once, the prodigal son learned to behave.

He wants to go to the person who picks flowers, step on the spot during the day, and go there at night with peace of mind.

Until 300 years later, Yun Zhongyi, an ancient genius of Yufengmen, cultivated into a golden immortal, and his life was also a legend.

In order to marry the woman you love, you must complete the test of the first seat.

The test for him is to catch the prodigal son sword within three months and apply a seal so that he can never come out of the world of cholera again.

Yun Zhongyi had heard about Prodigal Son Sword for a long time, and after examining his information, he started to act.

The prodigal son sword never thought of it, just when he took his guard lightly and planned to get drunk and wait for the next peony to appear.

Yun Zhongyi is here.

Yun Zhongyi didn't use any secret means, just waiting for him in the winery he was familiar with.

After he drank a jar of wine, he said, "Brother Prodigal Sword, you have been free for 2000 years, it's time to stay well and not go out again."

Prodigal Zijian dismissively said: "Another one is coming to catch me, don't worry.

Wait for Grandpa to eat a few bites of food before going out to teach you a lesson. "

Yun Zhongyi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he had enough time to eat the last delicious meal.

When it was over, he said to the prodigal son sword: "I advise you to pack some and store more in the Qiankun bag. Don't regret it too late!"

But the prodigal son sword, who has always been used to being carefree and arrogant, couldn't listen to it, and he drew his sword to face him as soon as he swung the wine glass.

however……

In less than ten rounds, the prodigal son sword was smashed into the dantian, destroying one of the golden elixirs.

Seal the muscles and veins of the whole body and bring them back to Yufengmen.

……

Speaking of this, Prodigal Zijian was furious.

Su Xun listened to his story but sighed: "Senior, I didn't expect that you were also a love brain 5000 years ago.

Like a licking dog!

However, you ruined your own life for a woman, and ruined the lives of so many girls.

Shouldn't you repent now? "

"Confession! Quite a confession!"

The prodigal son sword was so distressed that he almost cried out, "If I had listened to that Yun Zhongyi, I would have packed more food and wine.

It's not like I haven't eaten a grain of salt in the past 3000 years..."

As he spoke, he sat down on the ground and cried, "You don't know how I got here for more than 3000 years.

I can't walk out of this lion camel ridge.

I am so familiar with this whole forest, every tree, every bird, every monster, every stone.

I messed up the river with stones and rearranged it.

You have no idea how boring I am.

There is no good food to eat, and no wine to drink.

After losing a golden elixir, his cultivation also stagnated.

Even if I want to retreat and practice, I can't practice. This endless life is about to torture me to death.

After more than 3000 years, I can finally say so many things to you living people in one breath...

I'm so, so excited..."

Seeing him like this, Su Xun covered his mouth and smiled, then asked, "Did you miss something?"

Pointing to the qin, he asked, "Can you tell me about the broken qin in your hand?"

Prodigal Zijian only glanced at the qin in his hand at this time, and then looked at Su Xun as if he was just curious.

Only then said reassuringly: "I also feel strange about breaking the piano. When I was catching fish here a few years ago, it suddenly fell off.

Break through the seal directly and enter my territory.

Anyway, I am idle and bored, so I will make do with it.

Although there are only three strings, Sihao does not affect the performance of the old man.

For the sake of idols, I deliberately studied for several years. "

He looked at the red hairpin and said to her: "Miss Peony, can I hear you sing the hairpin flower robbery again?"

Hongzan glanced at the prodigal son sword. Although this person is hateful, there were indeed people who failed him first.

Isn't it the same for me, who committed a heinous mistake out of hatred and killed so many people back then.

Even killing a heartless person is unfair to some people.

It has been 3000 years, and the punishment he received is no more sad than the reincarnation of several lives.

How depressing it is to stay alone in the lonely forest.

"Boom~"

At this moment, the sky suddenly burst into thunder.

The prodigal son sword hastily covered his ears, his eyes turned scarlet.

Muttering in his mouth: "She's here, she's coming for revenge... No, I didn't kill the fox, I didn't..."

Immediately afterwards, prodigal son Jian's eyes glowed fiercely, and he plucked the strings and began to attack the surroundings.

"careful!"

Su Xun took back the red hairpin and said to Lu Luo: "Fairy, he has schizophrenia, and he is about to go berserk when he is stimulated by lightning.

Let's procrastinate for a while, Master said, we will be there soon! "

Luluo nodded, and began to attack the prodigal son sword while her spiritual power was running.

Su Xun drives Xu Zhi, and in the current situation, he can only be trapped first.

Driven by spiritual power, Xujizhi began to grow vines, and quickly entangled the prodigal sword with the demonic power of the red hairpin.

At the same time, green crystals condensed in Luluo's palm.

The crystal was getting bigger and bigger, she struck out with one palm and trapped the prodigal son sword in it.

At this time, the prodigal son sword was completely berserk.

Facing the entanglement between the two, the prodigal son sword let out a roar, the muscles and veins all over his body swelled, and the hair on his body turned from white to black at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Damn you all!"

His gaze was fixed on Lu Luo, and now Lu Luo in his eyes had become Li Xiaoqin's.

"Go to hell, bitch!"

"boom!"

With a loud noise, the dead branches, vines and green crystals were blown to pieces.

The prodigal son sword plucked the strings again, and with a sudden swipe of his right hand, a sharp sound wave that seemed to attack the two of them.

The speed was so fast that even the Heavenly Demon Umbrella bombarded it before opening it.

Only two sounds of "bang bang" were heard, and Su Xun and Luluo were knocked down more than ten meters and knocked down two trees before vomiting blood and falling to the ground.

Lu Luo could barely hold on, while Su Xun's mental aptitude was fully aroused at this moment.

Under the protection of the golden dragon, he was saved from death.

The prodigal son sword teleported to Su Xun. At this moment, in his eyes, Su Xun seemed to have turned into Wang Xu.

He gritted his teeth and said, "You damn soft rice man, I will let you be cut into pieces today!"

"don't want……"

In desperation, the red hairpin flew out, stood in front of Su Xun and said to the prodigal son sword: "5000 years have passed, you should wake up."

With the appearance of the red hairpin, the scarlet eyes of Prodigal Zijian dimmed a bit.

But those hatreds had already blinded his heart.

"Step aside!"

The prodigal son said sharply: "If you dare to obstruct again, I will kill you together!"

At this time, his hands had already gathered energy into the sword, and the powerful force made Su Xun breathless.

Even the red hairpin was injured by the sword energy and had to be retracted into the branch.

The hatred in the prodigal son sword's heart gathered, he raised his long sword, and stabbed down fiercely!

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