I'm not really a dude.

Chapter 380 Test
However, this family is really cute, and they look so innocent even when they are old.

Su Xun patiently reasoned with them: "Your king called me brother, since you and the king are equals, then brother Kerry should also call me brother.

Now that we have become equals, it is normal for Kelly and Caddy to call me uncle. "

"Then make a happy decision like this!"

Polly used his tentacles to push aside a pile of grass, and took out a jar of wine from it to Su Xun.

She said triumphantly: "You are a human being. I heard that human beings like to drink alcohol the most. This jar of wine must have been at least 3000 years old. It was left behind by the previous gods and our god ancestors when they came here by fate.

Try it, we've never seen a human being drink alcohol. "

After hearing it for thousands of years, Su Xun was extremely shocked.

Although the wine gets better and better with age, can it still be drunk after thousands of years?
In order not to refute their face, Su Xun had no choice but to open the wine jar in front of them.

A miraculous thing happened, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing, and it was a good wine at first glance.

Take a sip first, tsk tsk.

This kind of fairy wine is really hard to find in the world.

The most important thing is that there is still a lot of spiritual power in it.

Wouldn't it be a waste to drink such a good wine like this?
Su Xun thanked and said, "You two, this wine is really good. Now it's time for dinner, so let's sit down and eat together.

But... I can't listen to your food, I brought some food with me.Don't mind! "

"Of course not."

Kerry quickly blew a piece of dry grass into the sky, revealing an ancient stone table.

Su Xun walked over, took out two dishes of side dishes from the Qiankun bag, and prepared to drink.

This stunned Kelly who was grazing beside her. She said with a dull face, "Isn't that the amount of food humans eat? It's not enough to fit between the teeth."

But Polly laughed loudly: "Little fool, how much can he eat with his size? We eat a lot because we are big!"

Kelly nodded half-understanding, but quickly shook her head and said, "But mother, when I was very young, didn't I eat more than this?"

She looked at Su Xun worriedly and said, "Uncle, don't be afraid, we won't compete with you for food. Mother said that if we eat human food, we will probably be poisoned and die."

Su Xun couldn't help but smile bitterly, and didn't know how to answer her for a while.

Fortunately, Kaidi on the side interjected again: "What do you know, little girl? I heard Mr. Shu said it. Human beings eat very little in order to maintain a thin and slender figure.

Some mothers don't even eat for a few days, just to be thin.

They like to be thin and small, and think that they look good when they are thin. "

"It's so pitiful." Kelly shook her head and sighed: "Human beings don't eat well because of their thinness. If they can't eat well, then what's the point of living?"

"Little Kelly, you are right." Su Xun gave a thumbs up and said, "Actually, I think human beings, whether they are male or female, are too thin and unattractive.

How can you protect the one you love so much when you are so weak? "

As he spoke, he showed the muscles on his arms and explained: "Look, I'm not thin, I'm full of muscles. A figure like me is not thin. I eat two dishes of food, plus wine is not too thin. count less.

Generally, human girls only eat half of my meal.

In addition to these dishes, in fact, I also want to eat other things. "

With that said, Su Xun took out two steamed buns and ate them with relish.

Kelly is still confused and doesn't understand, but when she sees this little uncle in front of her, she likes it from the bottom of her heart.

Seeing Su Xun eating vegetables, drinking wine, and eating steamed buns, she was fascinated.

……

After drinking and eating, Su Xun burped in satisfaction.

But Kelly and Little Caddy got up and walked out.

Su Xun asked suspiciously, "What are these two little guys doing?"

Kerry hurriedly explained with a smile: "Brother Su, don't worry about them, they are small and have smooth intestines.

After eating this meal, the last meal has been digested, and now it is time to excrete.

We blue-horned beasts excrete a lot every day.As the nutrient of this Beast King Abyss, the excrement of our green-horned beast is the most valuable.

Therefore, in the entire Beastmaster Abyss, the status of our green-horned beasts is also very high. "

Su Xun gained new knowledge, feeling that these green-horned beasts are largely similar to birds.

At this time, Polly spoke again: "Benefactor, you still have tasks tomorrow, why don't you prepare early, and come to sleep after we finish excreting later."

Su Xun was puzzled again: "I don't know how you green-horned beasts usually sleep?"

"You'll find out later."

Kerry smiled mysteriously: "Wait a minute, you sleep on the top, lest we accidentally overwhelm you."

Su Xun still didn't understand what was going on.But at this time Kerry and Polly also came out of the cave.

After a while, Kelly and Caddy came back.They brought soft grass and dead branches.

Kelly said to Su Xun: "Uncle, you may not be used to sleeping here, and these grasses will be your bedding later."

"And these." Kaidi took out some dead branches and gave him: "These things, if you feel itchy on your body, use them to scratch."

As he spoke, he demonstrated.He rolled up some dead branches with his tentacles and rubbed them against his back.

However, he was a little disappointed and said: "These branches are too small, and they are of no use to us."

As he said that, he put down the dead branch again, walked into the corner, rolled up a two-meter-wide tree branch with his tentacles and rubbed it against his body, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

Kelly didn't forget to explain: "Uncle, you may not be used to using branches, but we don't have other tools here, so you can just let it go."

Su Xun didn't know how to explain that he didn't need these things, but obviously if he refused the kindness of these two little guys, they would definitely be disappointed.

So I had to say: "You don't have to worry, I can use a small branch."

As he said that, he picked out a branch that looked a little smoother inside and broke it, then tried to rub it against his back twice.

Seriously, it hurts!
The two little guys enthusiastically introduced the treasures in their caves and showed them to Su Xun.

Su Xun didn't want to hurt the hearts of the two little guys, but also had a bitter face.

Fortunately, Polly and Kerry will be back soon.

Kerry took out countless treasures, put them on the ground and said, "Brother Su, thank you for saving my wife. I heard that human beings like these treasures.

These are dedicated to you by me. I have already consulted the God of Beastmaster Abyss. You can bring these treasures to your world safely. "

Baby Su Xun certainly likes it, there are a lot of pearls, agates and emeralds on the ground.

Every color is fine.

Su Xun smiled and said: "Since it was sent by you, then I will not be polite. But..."

Su Xun also took out two pink luminous pearls from his Qiankun bag and said, "It's not rude to come and go. These pink luminous pearls are the treasures of our humans. Although they are not as big as the luminous pearls here, this pink is also It is a rare breed, I hope you will like it."

"Wow, it's so beautiful!"

Kelly held up one of the pink night pearls with her tentacles and was thrilled.

Su Xun also took all the underground treasures as they were ordered, and bowed to thank them.

Seeing that his benefactor liked it, Polly felt relieved.

She smiled and said, "Okay, benefactor, it's time for us to sleep."

She looked at Kerry again, and Kerry understood it, and walked to an oversized "bed" made of hay and fell on the ground.

Polly said to Kerry, "Honey, are you ready?"

"Get ready, come on, I will definitely let you sleep comfortably tonight." After speaking, Kerry had already flattened his limbs, and his whole body seemed to be much flatter.

But when the scene that shocked Su Xun came out, Polly immediately pressed on top of Kerry, and his whole body fell on Kerry.

Immediately afterwards, Caddy jumped onto Polly, and the three green-horned beasts were stacked up like this.

In the end, Kelly also stacked up, and the green-horned beasts looked like a pile of Roujiamo.

Kelly called to Su Xun: "Uncle, come to bed quickly, it's getting late. If you sleep too late, your hair may become unsmooth!"

"Idiot." Caddy below said mockingly: "Looking at how hard it is for him to climb up for such a small uncle, won't you give him a hand?"

Just as Su Xun wanted to refuse, it was too late.Kerry's tentacles stretched out towards Su Xun, and the next moment he placed him on top of Kerry's head.

The whole family slept on top of each other like this, tsk tsk, is this a primitive man staged crazy?

Mixed with uneasiness and deep drowsiness, Su Xun finally chose to compromise, forget it, they are asleep, so I will sleep too!

……

The next day, before dawn, Su Xun carefully got down from them.

After simply wetting my face with water, I feel much more refreshed.

Soon Kerry and Polly woke up too.They set the child down carefully.

After Polly said goodbye to her husband, she grabbed Su Xun with one hand and ran away.

Not long after, Polly brought Su Xun under the Zikui tree, and Su Xun was ready to challenge for the first time.

The test given by God Zi Kui was to climb the Zi Kui tree with his bare hands, so Su Xun also decided to abide by the rules and go straight up the tree without bringing anything.

Before climbing the tree, eat something to replenish your energy.

After getting ready, Su Xun quickly climbed over 30 meters high.

Continue to climb up, and after an hour, you have climbed 2000 meters high.

Just when Su Xun was about to take a break, two naughty monkeys came over.

They chirped, jumped on Su Xun's body for a while, and scratched Su Xun's hair for a while.

After enduring all these, one of the slightly stronger monkeys became arrogant when he saw that Su Xun would not fight back.

He bared his teeth and yelled at Su Xun, and showed his majesty in front of him.

Su Xun was too lazy to waste time with it, and continued to climb up without resting.

This made the monkey completely angry, and when it came up, it pulled Su Xun's clothes, as if wanting to fight.

There was also a monkey, as if following the monkey's order, it got some fruit cores from nowhere, and threw them at Su Xun's head indiscriminately.

Su Xun couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the monkey who was pulling his clothes, and threw it towards a distant branch.

The monkey who threw the fruit core was frightened, and threw more than a dozen fruit cores towards Su Xun.

Su Xun didn't get used to it either, he caught five fruit cores with one hand and smashed them back.

The monkey screamed from the blow, got a big gash in the forehead, and ran away in despair.

At this time, the stronger monkey had turned back and brought with it several monkeys that also looked stronger.

"Damn, these pack animals!"

Su Xun is aware of the danger, and there may be more and more monkeys.

This kind of beast is very vengeful and extremely cruel.

Now that there are so many of them, there must be a fierce battle.

The strong monkey gave an order, and all the other monkeys rushed over.

Seeing that it is impossible to avoid the battle, it must be impossible to fight back with one hand.

In desperation, Su searched for a dragonfly hanging upside down, held the Heavenly Demon Umbrella as a shield, and attacked with the Heavenly Demon Sword.

"Damn it, why is the Heavenly Demon Sword not working this time, I can't even pull out the sword!"

Seeing the monkeys swarming up, Su Xun didn't intend to show mercy and kill whoever.

After seeing Su Xun's "ferocity", the monkeys also "backed off" one by one.

I thought these beasts would never come again, but I didn't expect them to invite more reinforcements.

It seems that if you don't kill some, they don't know how powerful they are!

Since the spiritual power cannot be displayed, the magic weapon cannot be released.

But at this time, Xiaokui flew out on her own initiative.

It chirped to the monkeys, as if communicating something.

No one could understand, but the monkeys quickly dispersed.

This time there was really no danger, Su Xun turned around and put away his weapon.

I couldn't help asking Xiaokui: "Little baby, what did you say to them?"

Xiao Kui also said without hesitation: "What can this do? Master, you have so much money, I told them. As long as they are obedient, after you finish the test, you can buy them a cart of bananas."

"Bananas?" Su Xun said speechlessly, "Is there any bananas in Beastmaster Yuan?"

"They said, yes!"

Xiaokui smiled and said, "A low-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for a hundred catties of bananas. Here, only spirit stones can be exchanged for bananas. Therefore, a cart of bananas is only two hundred low-grade spirit stones!"

"Why don't you grab it?" Su Xun murmured, "One hundred catties of bananas are worth half a tael of silver at most. A low-grade spirit stone is worth ten taels of gold. This ratio is more than a hundred times more! The biggest pit in the world is not worth you." The hole dug is huge!"

"Master, why are you so stingy?" Xiaokui complained, curling her lips: "For you, these spirit stones can only be earned in an hour. How much time has been saved for you now, it's okay to be ungrateful, and blame Xiao sunflower……"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about you."

Su Xun took two fruits to Xiaokui, and said, "Go and see for me, how tall is it?"

"No way..." Xiaokui shook her head: "I don't have any spiritual power now, and I'm sure I'll die if I fly up."

After speaking, it picked up the fruit in Su Xun's hand and ate it, and continued: "Actually, there is no need to guess, it must be more than ten thousand meters..."

"what?"

Su Xun almost collapsed. After climbing more than 2000 meters, he still has [-] meters left.

This……

It is beyond imagination that a tree can grow so tall.

(End of this chapter)